Oh no

How do you know it's real? It could've been sent by people pretending to be the P Thieves

Guys, this person probably lying.
Probably...
Anyways, I'm gonna leave you to it!

( damn you mona ! just answer oh no and make it stupid as hell ! )

It did say to send my bank number to a weird address or else they'll steal my will to live...

is probably*

Which address exactly? Post the bank number so I can confirm

Ok it's 666,420,69

Yeah, those Phantom Thieves are fakers. The real Phantom Thieves wouldn't have asked someone like you for their bank number because (according to your bank information) you'd be incredibly easy to steal from directly.

My suggestion is to rip the calling card into sixty-ninths and burn every third piece. DO NOT turn it into the police or else you'll be suspected rape.

Ok on it, this weird guy I think named Garo Adechi or something like that may looked over my shoulder at one point and seen it for some weird reason, but I'm sure he knows it's just a stupid prank