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RobowaifuMetis
METIS' FIRST OFFICIAL ROBOWAIFU PARTY
LET US THROW A PARTY TO APPRECIATE THE ROBO WAIFU SISTERS! ANY OTHER FRIENDLY ROBOTS AND GOOD FRIENDS ARE WELCOMED! (No nerdy fleshbags allowed)
RobowaifuUnit024
-COMMENCING DESTRUCTIVE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL-
TheFuhrer
*Commencing destructive fascism.*
YoRHa No.9 Type S
*Calmly sips some water.*
RobowaifuAigis
.... Sometimes I worry about 24.
RobowaifuMetis
YES SISTER! LET US TAKE OUT ALL THE THE DRINKS!
RobowaifuUnit024
There is nothing to worry about! I simply wish to drink to the point of non-functionality!
TheFuhrer
Sieg hail mein friends.
Akamoto_Shinji
May I join? If only to keep anyone other than Hitler from dieing?
TheFuhrer
Excuse you.
Akamoto_Shinji
Did I sneeze...-_-
RobowaifuAigis
Why is Hitler here anyway?
RobowaifuMetis
Hitler is my compadre, y'know? Let's just all celebrate and enjoy our time. The more the merrier!
RobowaifuUnit024
But Hitler is a fleshbag.
RobowaifuMetis
He is not a NERDY fleshbag, 024.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
The party's barely started and the rules are already being broken.
RobowaifuUnit024
Hmm... I guess so. Did you bring alcohol with you Hitler?
Akamoto_Shinji
I'm just gonna have tea.
TheFuhrer
I came back from the dead for a third time, and I'm feeling quite attacked right now.
RobowaifuUnit024
Does the tea have alcohol in it?
Akamoto_Shinji
There's a reason you've been killed 3 times
Akamoto_Shinji
No, I'm too young to drink remember?
RobowaifuUnit024
How old are you again?
Akamoto_Shinji
16.
RobowaifuUnit024
I see.(no-one has to know though)
RobowaifuMetis
CAN WE JUST DRINK AND ENJOY OUR TIME?!?!
RobowaifuUnit024
-COMMENCING FESTIVITIES-
TheFuhrer
Apparently not.
Akamoto_Shinji
Time to start translating.
RobowaifuMetis
Well here is some fine white wine for you, mein friend.
RobowaifuAigis
I brought the special alcohol.
RobowaifuUnit024
Metis, do you have anything stronger? This will not suffice.
RobowaifuMetis
HOW ABOUT SOME EVERCLEAR??? THIS SHOULD DO US SOME GOOD!!!
Yozora
Actually 16 is the legal drinking age in germany, and since @TheFuhrer is here, that shouldn't be a problem.
RobowaifuUnit024
S T R O N G E R
RobowaifuAigis
S P E C I A L A L C O H O L
RobowaifuUnit024
But just how strong is it? Is it as strong as the concoction that Mao-san gave that one time?
Akamoto_Shinji
I ain't putting any weight on anything to do with that guy.
Akamoto_Shinji
I don't have the protocol with me... crap.
RobowaifuAigis
Trust me
It's strong
RobowaifuMetis
S U P E R
S T R O N G
F O R
B I G
R O B O T S
RobowaifuUnit024
Well I guess I can always mix it with something else!
Akamoto_Shinji
*wh* (Aigis, that's not gonna make her go into kill mode is it?)
RobowaifuUnit024
Isn't that part of the fun?!
RobowaifuUnit024
Isn't that part of the fun?!
TheFuhrer
I am disappointed in each and every one of you.
bluehairedemo
Am I allowed here?
No?
Okay...
TheSixthSiren
am i allowed?
RobowaifuMetis
Don't worry Hitler, my guy. I got all the white wine just for you.
RobowaifuUnit024
Everyone is welcome if they bring alcohol for me to drink!
Skull
So robot chicks huh. they have no standards right?
I mean if you see everything as 1's and 0's that'd make me a 10/10.
TheFuhrer
Nein to ze both of you.
bluehairedemo
More like 01/10
RobowaifuUnit024
@Skull My sensors indicate that you have zero appeal as a member of the opposite sex.
TheSixthSiren
savage bots. goddamn
-Akira_Kurusu-
0/10
TheFuhrer
N E I N.
-Akira_Kurusu-
YES MA'AM
Akamoto_Shinji
Huh? You can sense that Rei? What about me?
TheFuhrer
UH, UHHHHHH.

SO 024, HOW ABOUT ZAT WEATHER, YA?
RobowaifuMetis
SORRY @-Akira_Kurusu-, BUT NO NERDY FLESHBAGS ALLOWED. YOU ARE PROHIBITED FROM PARTAKING IN THIS CELBRATORY EVENT. ANY FURTHER MOVEMENTS AND WE SHALL ALL TAG TEAM YOU.
TheSixthSiren
can you tag team me??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RobowaifuUnit024
@Akamoto_Shinji U-Um that is classified!

RobowaifuUnit024
Should I annihilate him?
Akamoto_Shinji
Good enough answer for me!
TheFuhrer
NO ONE IS TAG TEAMING ANYONE.

*RKO @EVERYONE.*
RobowaifuMetis
What??? That was a threat. I have all intent to kill him, y'know.
RobowaifuAigis
We totally should kill him
I mean
What.
bluehairedemo
... I didn't get an answer...
RobowaifuUnit024
I shall take that as confirmation.

-COMMENCING ANNIHILATION-
RobowaifuMetis
YES 024. ELIMINATE HIM AT ONCE.
RobowaifuUnit024
-AFFIRMATIVE-
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
You're staying.
Akamoto_Shinji
I'll help.
RobowaifuUnit024
It seems he has left the vicinity. What a shame.
Akamoto_Shinji
At least we don't have to clean up.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Okay.
-Akira_Kurusu-
I'm always here
RobowaifuMetis
I THINK THE DEED HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE HERE.
RobowaifuUnit024
-COMMENCING ANNIHILATION-
-Akira_Kurusu-
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I wish I had this in reality
TheFuhrer
*RKOs @-AKIRA_KURUSU-.*
-Akira_Kurusu-
This party is lame call me when someone dies or something
RobowaifuMetis
IS THIS PARTY EVER GOING TO BEGIN???
TheSixthSiren
I JUST CUT MYSELF ON ALL THAT EDGE
-Akira_Kurusu-
EDGY
RobowaifuUnit024
-COMMENCING WISH FOR DEATH-
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuMetis
You mean it didn't start yet?
RobowaifuMetis
How about we kill you instead? That will surely make some faces here happy, @-Akira_Kurusu- .
-Akira_Kurusu-
*walks out*
Akamoto_Shinji
Alright. Now we can start.
RobowaifuAigis
Wooooooo
TheFuhrer
You are my new favorite, Shinji.
RobowaifuMetis
I SHALL TAKE OUT THE EVERCLEAR
Akamoto_Shinji
Then I must be doing something wrong with my life.
RobowaifuUnit024
-COMMENCING ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION?-
Akamoto_Shinji
-commencing binary translation-
Akamoto_Shinji
*sips tea*
RobowaifuMetis
I feel like we are missing something for this party. Does anyonr have any ideas?
RobowaifuUnit024
We should implement a battle to the death!
Akamoto_Shinji
Can't help you there, this is my first party.
Akamoto_Shinji
No death battles.
Akamoto_Shinji
Drink your alcohol.
bluehairedemo
.... I didn't think this what the party would be like.
RobowaifuUnit024
My sensors indicate that is party is low-tier. The root of the problem appears to be Metis' poor party planning.
RobowaifuMetis
I never quite threw a party myself, either. I am already drinking copious amounts of alcohol if that works.
Akamoto_Shinji
Ouch.
RobowaifuUnit024
This party requires more people. More people that can give me free alcohol.
RobowaifuMetis
WELL 024, WHY DON'T YOU BRING MORE PEOPLE YOURSELF?!?!
Un0
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Did someone say alcohol?
Akamoto_Shinji
When did you become such an addict in the first place Rei?
RobowaifuUnit024
Because I have like two friends. You(I guess) and Shinji-kun.
Akamoto_Shinji
And technically she brought me.
RobowaifuUnit024
Addict? I am no addict!
RobowaifuUnit024
Yes exactly! Shinji-kun only came because I am so lovely!
Akamoto_Shinji
Glad to hear I'm still a friend, was worried cuz of what happened at LeBlanc.
RobowaifuMetis
Then who else can we bring?
Shadowwaifuaigis
How is this even a party.... Lame.
RobowaifuUnit024
If anyone else had thrown this party, I assume more people would have came...
Akamoto_Shinji
Well no offense intended, but you're acting like one Rei. The last few times I've seen you, you've been crazy about getting drunk. It worries me.
RobowaifuMetis
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO HAVE A DEEP SLEEP AGAIN. GOOD NIGHT.
Akamoto_Shinji
And Yes, you're very lovely.
RobowaifuUnit024
Beep boop the party is dead. RIP Metis' hopes and dreams.
Akamoto_Shinji
Now that I think about it, I was you guys's most regular customer wasn't I?
Shadowwaifuaigis
Rip Metis.
Hibiki
This is a lame party indeed
RobowaifuUnit024
Absolutely.
Akamoto_Shinji
So metis is leaving huh? You're going to stick around though, right Rei?
RobowaifuUnit024
But the party is over. And I have excessive amounts of alcohol to consume.
Hibiki
Guess I chose a bad time to show up
Akamoto_Shinji
I mean stick around here, like not Leaving, you could get a job as LeBlanc's baker.
RobowaifuUnit024
Oh right! Yes I plan to stay, and I am sure Metis will return eventually. (She gets bored easily)
Akamoto_Shinji
Good, I'm glad.
Akamoto_Shinji
So seriously now, what happened to make you so... interested in getting drunk?
RobowaifuUnit024
N-No reason! I just wish to engage in human pastimes!
Akamoto_Shinji
You're not a good liar Rei, at LeBlanc you said, and I quote: "00100000 01010010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110010 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101 01110011 00101110"
Akamoto_Shinji
It's obvious something is bothering you.
RobowaifuUnit024
W-Well you know I was just acting strange because I was drunk. I assure you I am completely fine Shinji-kun!
Akamoto_Shinji
Didn't I just tell you how bad you are at lying? Why don't you want to talk about it? Do you think I'll judge you?
Akamoto_Shinji
And drunk people are surprisingly honest.
Mona
Should we really be enjoying ourselves so freely when we can be attacked at any moment?
RobowaifuUnit024
@Akamoto_Shinji I am fine! Stop worrying about me!

@Mona Attacked by what??
LuxTenebris
*In a flash of light Lux teleports in holding a plate of Tiramisu*
May I observe this plate of coffee flavored pastry here?
Mona
@RobowaifuUnit024 life's hardships
Akamoto_Shinji
Should you really be interrupting me when I'm trying to comfort my friend, Cat.-_-
RobowaifuUnit024
@Mona Life's hardships hit me long ago little cat.

@LuxTenebris Go right ahead. The party is dead anyway.
LuxTenebris
You have my gratitude.
*Lux begins observing the plate of tiramisu*
Mona
@RobowaifuUnit024 I just... got a feeling. It's making me uneasy, like i'm... forgetting something...
Akamoto_Shinji
I can't Rei, that's what being a friend means. Not letting each other suffer.

You'd confide in me when you were planning genocide, I doubt this is any worse.

The only thing I can think of is that I'm the problem, and if that's the case then I want to know so I can fix it.
RobowaifuUnit024
@LuxTenebris Why are you so interested in that plate?

@Mona Are you forgetting that you are a cat?

@Akamoto_Shinji You have not done anything. And I am fine! So let's just drop it, please.
LuxTenebris
I wish to know more about coffee and it's various uses in human society.
Mona
@RobowaifuUnit024 t-that's false!
Akamoto_Shinji
*sigh* So you don't trust me huh...
Fine I get it, I won't ask again, but If you find you want to talk, come to me, K?
RobowaifuUnit024
@LuxTenebris I am fairly certain that coffee is just for drinking... And are you not human yourself?

@Mona My sensors indicate that you are 90% cat and 10% fatty tuna.

RobowaifuUnit024
@Akamoto_Shinji Of course I trust you Shinji-kun! And I will... I-If something was wrong of course, which there is not!
Akamoto_Shinji
Right... you're still a terrible liar.
LuxTenebris
Anti-shadow 7th gen, Designation: Lux Tenebris. I can not provide any more information. I've been informed that my memory banks were damaged when I was fighting Envy.
RobowaifuUnit024
@Akamoto_Shinji I-I am not lying!

@LuxTenebris You're an Anti Shadow Suppression Weapon? And a newer model at that. That would make you my younger brother then!
LuxTenebris
Younger brother? I am unfamiliar with this designation, please elaborate.
Akamoto_Shinji
Tell me about anyone who believes that so I can sell them a bridge, cuz that person must be incredibly gullible.
RobowaifuUnit024
Well Labrys and I always referred to each other as sisters since we are the same type of android, and now I do the same for Aigis and Metis. If you are indeed one of us, then that makes you our brother!

@Akamoto_Shinji Your sarcasm is not appreciated.
LuxTenebris
If that is how you want to refer to me I have no objections.
Akamoto_Shinji
Neither are your lies R-



I'm sorry about that, I'm just frustrated that you don't trust me enough to even admit there's a problem.
Akamoto_Shinji
*pours cup of tea*
You want some?
RobowaifuUnit024
...Are you carrying a tea set around with you?
Akamoto_Shinji
Yes, yes I am, tea can be very helpful.
IamThou
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*Blows a party blower*
Akamoto_Shinji
You want some kid?
IamThou
@Akamoto_Shinji
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Yes, some tea would be nice. Thank you.
Akamoto_Shinji
*pours cup of tea*
Here ya go.
RobowaifuUnit024
It seems that this gathering has become a tea party.
Akamoto_Shinji
At least we aren't drunk.
IamThou
@Akamoto_Shinji
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Mmm, how calming.

@RobowaifuUnit024

Oh hello, Aunt 24!
RobowaifuUnit024
I guess so...

@IamThou

A-Aunt?! I've never been called that before. H-Hello there!
IamThou
@RobowaifuUnit024
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I'm your sister Aigis' daughter, Lavenza!
RobowaifuUnit024
Ah I see! I remember hearing that Aigis had a daughter now. Well it is very nice to meet you Lavenza-chan!
IamThou
@RobowaifuUnit024
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It's nice to meet you too, Auntie! ❤️
Kotone_Shiomi
Oh.
Did I miss it?