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IamThou
Lavenza's arrest
OOC: Moved here because that thread was tagged as [Talk]

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I'm the victim here...He threatened to hit me when I didn't respond to him.

Mom...Dad....Taiga...

*Looks out of the police vehicle's window*
KensukeKurosaki
*At the station* I heard a friend of mine named @IamThou was arrested, i would like to pay bail
KensukeKurosaki
When will they be here
Dwerraven
Sorry, i didn't intend to hit you, i was only playing. I however know that you are a dangerous predator, didn't you know? Yesterday was Loli Awareness day, so a lolis must be safe from predators like you.
Hillock
(Idk, I'm not with them)
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki the bill is.... 5890$, maybe a bit more if we count the naked in public thing.
KensukeKurosaki
Mr Dwerraven what grounds is 'Ms' IamThou arrested for
KensukeKurosaki
I would like to know...*I missed it*
IamThou
@Dwerraven
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But I AM a loli!

*Cries*
KensukeKurosaki
It's ok my loli friend, I'll get you out of here, i have the money, i presume the police force would like a check?
Dwerraven
@IamThou you are a mine who identifies as a loli! Sick people like you mist be stopped!
Also, say goodbye to your family.
IamThou
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Wahhhh!!!!

*Intense sobbing*

You're...such a jerk!

*Sniff*
KensukeKurosaki
Ooc;: Seriously why are you arrested?
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki i talked to the chief, the bill is 1048000$, so i shall be waiting.
KensukeKurosaki
*writes check, listed for the bail amount* That's a lot of money, if it doesn't go straight to the higher ups who deal with this i will press charges ok @Dwerraven, that's the bail money
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki sure, i'll take the money whenever you have it, i'll be waiting.
KensukeKurosaki
I am a multibillionaire, this is meaningless to me, however i will be pressing charges for disorderly conduct that you have shown today, unless we all becomes a bit more polite
Akamoto_Shinji
*warps in* Dude, who the heck arrested the loli? Yesterday was Awareness day and this happens? What do the cops think they're doing?
IamThou
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Nooooo!!!!

*Has a heart attack*

Hngh....

*Falls to the ground*

...
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki excuse me? She commited crimes, not me, i was only bringing law.
Dwerraven
@IamThou.... Nice another dead body...
HEY CHIEF! ANOTHER ONE DIED!
Hillock
...
She died again, didn´t she?
She has the ability of dying when less convenient...
Akamoto_Shinji
Holy Crap Loli Heart Attack! Call an Ambulance!
Hillock
(OOC: She is fine. She will respawn again in another thread)
Dwerraven
@Hillock i see... You are more informed, i shall give you a medal of "Good Citizenship"!
Akamoto_Shinji
This Police station is sketchy as hell. I'm gonna report this place.
IamThou
(Well done, you managed to harass an innocent girl to death. Wait til her parents hear about this.)
Dwerraven
@Akamoto_Shinji try and you'll be the one sitting behind bars.
Dwerraven
@IamThou okay, i shall wait. I would love to explain everything.
Hillock
No, please.
Also WHAT THE HECK WHY I AM TALKING?
Grim I need extraction AGAIN!!
Akamoto_Shinji
Go ahead and arrest me buddy. See where that gets you.
KensukeKurosaki
...Why, such a youn girl
Dwerraven
@Akamoto_Shinji i can't arrest you yet, but i will, once i have some evidence.
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki young girl... Pls stop triggering me.
KensukeKurosaki
@Dwerraven, i will be pressing charges for disorderly conduct inside and outside the police building resulting in the death of a young girl and the threading of a young msn
IamThou
(What's wrong with Lavenza being a loli? And what's wrong with me, her narrator and controller, admiring her youthful looks?)
Hillock
*Codec call*
"She is not dead! At least, not for long..."
KensukeKurosaki
(IamThou, i got you, I'm gonna sue this guy to NYC and back
KensukeKurosaki
(nyx*)
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki lol nope. Talk to my chief, not to me about those charges.
KensukeKurosaki
Oh no, i wont be going to your chief i will be going straight to the top, i just thought i would let you know
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki oh... You'll be suing, because we were doing our jobs? Sure... Go ahead... See how that goes.
Hillock
*Codec call*
"Well this escalated really quickly..."
IamThou
@Dwerraven
(You're bonkers, you know that? You arrested someone for being like, 3 feet tall and disrespecting fetishes. Not cool, man.)
Akamoto_Shinji
And for threatening to arrest a man for trying to report your station... not gonna go well for you copper.
Dwerraven
@IamThou FIRST OF ALL! I did not disreapect fetishes, i was only asking about them. And having sexual attraction to little girls is not okay, and you went to jail, because you tried to persuade with your body, you were also naked in public.
Problems? No.
Guilty? Yes.
KensukeKurosaki
@Dwerraven I'll have you know i am on the phone to your superior right now, and he is very dissapointed in your conduct, he may be having some, choice words with you
Akamoto_Shinji
Not to mention you didn't even read her her rights...
Dwerraven
@KensukeKurosaki sure, like he would fire me, this station has like 3 officers. So try.
Mona
I can replace you pretty easily
Akamoto_Shinji
Where's Sayaka when you need her...
Police-Chief
@Dwerraven. You are under arrest on the suspicion of disorderly conduct and the threatening of civilians, you have to right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in the court of law
Hillock
*Codec call*
"You sure @Mona? You would need Akira to speak for you thought..."
Police-Chief
Please do not resist arrest, i don't want to make this harder on your co worker...Seeing one of our own be this way is.... Difficult
Dwerraven
@Police-Chief tbh, go and die. I'm becoming a caretaker, bye!
Hillock
(Someone really created a @Police-Chief account?!)
Police-Chief
@Dwerraven, sir you are henceforth a wanted man. Any detection of you will be reported. *Runs after*
Dwerraven
I never liked being a police officer anyway, i'm gonna go live a better life as a caretaker. Bye!
Mona
New tv show, kitty cop. A bad cat who doesn't play by rules or something...
Hillock
(@Mona lol, I would pay for it!)
IamThou
(What are you gonna do about the body?)
Dwerraven
@IamThou burn it, although the police-chief can do what he wants with it, i don't care.
Hillock
*Codec call*
"What about the body, guys?"
IamThou
@Dwerraven
(Burn it? That sounded...really evil.)
Dwerraven
@IamThou the police-chief is a crooked man tbh.
Police-Chief
Men surround the body, make sure the suspect cannot get to it, we need evidence
IamThou
OOC: WE'RE FLOODING THE DAMN FORUMS WITH THESE. JOKER IS GONNA DEVOUR OUR SOULS.
Dwerraven
@Police-Chief "evidence" yea right, you will probably rape it, you damn psycho.
RobowaifuAigis
What is even...
Police-Chief
@Dwerraven arrested @IamThou without reading her rights, he then acted disorderly, caused her death and threatend several men. He is on the run
Dwerraven
@Police-Chief BOI! Shut it! You made me arrest her! Don't act like you're a good guy or some shit!
RobowaifuAigis
.....
Ok
Now I know who to kill.
IamThou
*Body still lying on the floor. Lifeless.*
Dwerraven
@RobowaifuAigis first the police-chief THEN me, right?
Police-Chief
Yes she needed to be arrested @Dwerraven, but you broke theaw as well, i am innocent, she also had her bail paid by @KensukeKurosaki and you did not release her
Hillock
*But nobody came*
Dwerraven
@Police-Chief... But she died before i could release her....
RobowaifuAigis
*sighs*
Police-Chief
@RobowaifuAigis, i am sorry for your loss, we have a spiritual artisan coming to revive your daughter, we will catch the culprit, i beg you do not listen to that slanderous fiend
Dwerraven
@Hillock and no one ate dinner that night.
Hillock
*Codec call*
"I am a necromancer... but I´m not going near the police station now"
Taiga_Aisaka
Lavenza-chan!! Baka, don't go dying on me!

*kisses life into Lavenza*
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: If this doesn't work, I'm a necrophiliac.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
(Hey, Lavenza's narrator here. Dwerraven caused all of this. He said he was going to hit Lavenza when he asked her a question but she was too sleepy to answer. Now, pissed off because Lavenza reported her to actual authorities, this crooked cop decided to arrest Lavenza and force her to strip her clothes. She was so distressed that she had a cardiac arrest.)
Dwerraven
@IamThou um.... I think the fuck not.
KensukeKurosaki
(yeah Dwerraven did fucked up real bad)
IamThou
OOC: This is one fucked up arc.
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: still it's fresh after the staleness that's being going round recent with not much but cafe threads
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: It is, I just kissed a dead body.
RobowaifuAigis
....
I'm getting a fucking drink.
Hillock
*Codec call*
"Why do I still call you? Idk! Bye!"
*The codec autodestructs*
KensukeKurosaki
Ah, the spiritualist shall be here later
KensukeKurosaki
The bodies of velvet room attendees do not decompose apparently, judging by the number of times this girl has been killed or died
Migrant
Random Citizen: Hey did you hear the police arrested some naked loli?

Other Random Citizen: Don't they do that every day?

RC: Yeah but this one died of a heart attack.

ORC: Could it be the work of the Hunters of Sin? Didn't that Ramen guy die, too?
IamThou
@Taiga_Aisaka
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*Body twitches*

*Pulse*

T-T-Taiga?

I'm...glad...y-you're here...

*Puts her hand on Taiga's right cheek*

Taiga...I don't know if...I can get up after this one...


I...I...love...you...

*Her hand slowly falls off Taiga's face*

...





......
IamThou
*Her body transforms into a hundred butterflies*


*The butterflies fly away*



*Her headband is left on Taiga's hand*
KensukeKurosaki
*cries internally*
Taiga_Aisaka
*tears start streaming down face*

No... baka, you can't leave me like this. I love you, Lavenza. Don't die in such a lame way, please!

*wraps arms around Lazenza crying into her breast*
Taiga_Aisaka
You can't leave me like this!!

*slams fist into ground leaving a small crater*
RobowaifuAigis
This is going to be hard to explain...
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Wow this just turned my day into a depressing mess.
KensukeKurosaki
*sits near Taiga* I'm sorry....We couldn't do anything
pure_girl
What's happening here? Why is Taiga crying?
KensukeKurosaki
@pure_girl, we lost...She lost Lavenza, the person she lives most...Give her a minute
Taiga_Aisaka
Get away from me!!

*shoves Kenosuke back*

*Taiga endlessly stares at the headband drenching it in her tears*
IamThou
-GAME OVER-


Ending 2 Achieved: Bad ending 2

>Load last save

Return to Main Menu
pure_girl
@KensukeKurosaki o-oh... I see... I won't interrupt.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Lol, way to go
IamThou
>Slot 1: Month 2, LVL 85
"Arrest"

Empty slot


Empty slot
Mako-chan
How the hell did SHE get arrested? She didn't do anything
bluehairedemo
OOC: .... Time for a little rampage.
pure_girl
@Mako-chan i would love to know too... It seems that we have missed some events... Sad.
IamThou
*In the police car, Lavenza is looking outside of the window.*
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!!!

*She notices the car door was unlocked*

*Jumps out of the car*

*Runs away*
KensukeKurosaki
She did not do anything, that's why the man who arrested her wanted by the police...See the thread Police announcement for more detail
Police-Chief
@IamThou, please come with me, we will put you into protection until that man is caught
Police-Chief
*runs after @IamThou*
IamThou
#ControllerPowers
pure_girl
@Police-Chief a chief...? Who is the man that arrested her?
Police-Chief
...I'm afraid the man is supposedly your brother..@Dwerraven
IamThou
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*Runs to Taiga and her parents*

*Pant* *Pant*

Some...guy...*Pant* tried to arrest me for no reason...


*Pant*
Police-Chief
He was a good man. A comrade and...A friend . I don't know what happend, but i will....We will bring him to justice
pure_girl
@Police-Chief w-w-what...? No way... He's a good brother.
Police-Chief
*follows @IamThou to her parents* Please take your daughter and leave the area, the suspect may still be nearby, stay home, we will create a patrol around the area to keep you safe
Police-Chief
@pure_girl...I'm am sorry, but he has to 🅱️EGONE
IamThou
OOC: Sorry bout that first scenario, Taiga. I really couldn't take a permanently dead Lavenza, too.
pure_girl
@Police-Chief B-begone...?! N-no way, i can't let that happen...