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Does anybody need help with anything? Tutoring? Food? I can help!
"It's really fun to help you guys out!"
Mao
I want a juice box
Hey, I can make some tea to go with the food.
OOC: Wrong account!
OOC: Pretend that was me
Teach me what it means to be human.
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Kawakami-sensei, how do I cheer up my girlfriend who's been worried sick about me?
OOC: Sorry I was afk


@Mao She grabs a juice box out of her fridge "Here you go, sweetheart~."

@Akamoto_Shinji "Sure~!"

@LuxTenebris "Build emotions, make friends, explore the outside world! Eat food! Play video games! Go to school! That's how you be a human!"

@IamThou "Surprise her with a big yummy cheesecake! Everyone loves a dessert!"
*starts pouring tea*
Enough for everyone.
I do not understand, at what point do I eliminate shadows in that schedule?
"Shadows? What are you talking about?"
The point in which they become a threat to said friends, Lux.
Friends = Allies, correct?
How do I attain this thing called "friends"?
"I guess.. Friends are always helpful and entertaining! I can be your friend!"
"Bond with people! Make them laugh, or smile!"
Hm, sounds simple enough... How do I go about making them "smile" or "laugh"?
By killing the shadows who are threatening their lives.
@Miss_Kawakami
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That sounds like a great idea! Thank you, Kawakami-sensei!
@IamThou "No problem, sweetie~." She pinches your cheek


@Bikusen "Make a joke! Help them out and do a great deed!"

@LuxTenebris "No no no! Do not 'kill' anything! I don't know what shadows are, but everything deserves a right to live!"
Friends are more than allies, Allies are those who work together because they have a common goal, Friends work together because they care for each other.
But what if there are no shadows threatening their lives? While they may be a danger, they aren't constantly within an inch of their lives...
Shadows do not live, they are only fragments of one's self that do no even have their own sense of self.
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Cheesecake, huh?

...Hehehe....she'll definitely love that.


*Lavenza is planning something*

I wish I could remember if I had these "friends" you seem so adamant about.
Could you explain the concept of a "joke"?
Lux not everything can be solved by killing something. Though yeah killing shadows is cool man do that.
*He smiles at Lux* Of course you do Lux.
I'm not sure if you did or not Lux, only you know who is truly your friend, But I AM sure that people made an effort to be your friend.
By the way Tats, I finished that body for Kuu.
I just want...to be myself again.
Thanks Shinji let's hope that pans out. And Lux you don't recall but I wanted to be your friend myself.
"U-um... That sounds.. a bit weird.. the definition of a shadow.. but if they aren't threatening, be nice to them! Make them your friend!"
"A joke is a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline."
They kill people for no reason Kawakami. They're a threat to all humans by and large. Negation is possible after force but can easily lead to continued attacks. Demons are worse though.
"W-where are they!?" She feels scared.
Hm, sounds simple enough... Is there a specific formulae for them? And what's a "punchline"? It sounds painful.
Don't worry Kawakami, about 90 percent of the people here are equipped to battle these things, you're safe.
"A 'Punchline' is the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, providing the humor "
@Akamoto_Shinji
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In fact, SOME of those people are WAY too powerful for just shadows.
Huh why the fear? They're dangerous sure but we can kill em easy.
Hm, I shall attempt to make one of these "jokes" then... Let me see...
I was created for the extermination of shadows.
Yep, and if it weren't for the low magic concentration in this world I'd be able to wipe the floor with all of them.
By the way Sensei, Have you seen that Uniceros lately?
*Bikusen returns with a notepad.* I attempted to find more info on "jokes", and may have come up with something...
"Seen the uniceros? a w-what?"



"Lay it on me, Bikusen!"
*He begins reading from it.*
Why did the flightless bird attempt to cross to the other side of the road?
"O-oh! Um.. I don't know! How did he!?"
...Because there was food on the other side, which it needed for nutrition.
Y'know that Pegasus Unicorn hybrid thing, the one that put you in a coma when you saw it?
"...."

"U-um.. if you didn't add the nutrition part, it'd be fine! I, myself didn't get a laugh, but you're getting the hang of it! good job!" She hands him a piece of candy.
*Lux begins bursting out into laughter*
Hahehahehaheha! What is this sensation? It's enjoyable!
"It put me in a coma?" She doesn't seem to remember what Shinji was talking about.
Hm, so that does not contribute to the humor?...
*starts to hold in laughter at hearing Lux*
"You're laughing, Lux! Isn't it fun!?" She begins to chuckle after hearing his unique laughter.
Do I gotta show it to you again? Please don't pass out this time.

*warps away*
*warps back*

This thing.

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"Well, Bikusen, humor is very subjective to everyone! As you see, Lux laughed and I didn't! Not everyone would laugh at a joke, but some or most will! It's pretty cool!"
Dammit! Stop laughing at m-
*Lux seems to be struggling with something*
I feel like I'm so close to remembering something!
So, humor depends on the person you're using it on... That makes it quite a complicated concept... Thank you.
"O-oh my goodness!! What the hell is that!? It looks so.. beautiful!"
I have to go...
*Lux Teleports away*
It's a Uniceros, A creature from another Dimension. I feeds off of and Exudes the essence of Purity.
"Can I touch it!?" She pets it and gets a weird feeling flow throughout her body, it put her through shock.
You want her? She needs an owner and she should be easy to raise, just keep her away from poisons and she'll be fine.
And the fact that she hasn't gored you yet means she likes you.
*Bikusen watches, intrigued.*
*slowly removes Kawakami's hand from the Uniceros*
"But.. This can't stay somewhere like at my house! It's an exotic pet! It'll get taken away by animal control!"
"I am sure that the animal control will be more worried about the fact that its not something they would normally see than that you have an exotic pet."
It ain't got no where else to go, Plus I don't think Animal control knows how to deal with a Uniceros, it's safer with you.
She kept rambling and rambling on why she couldn't keep it. She talked so much, she got out of breath.
You don't want her that badly?
"I-i do, but.."
Trust me, I wouldn't ask you if I thought there was any kind of problem with the arrangement. Plus, Otherwise she would just be wandering around looking for a home. I've been trying to find a home for her since I first brought her here.
"What does it eat? How do I clean it? Can I even ride it?"

She does an exasperated sigh "This is ridiculous!!"
Did you say tutoring Sensei? Well... if you wouldn't mind...

Where does the parabola y=x^2+4x-3 intersect the line y=2x?

:3
Ahem. I think she means to assist with your learning, not do your homework..
It feeds off of the purity in the air, so you don't need to feed it, and it doesn't gather germs, so it doesn't need cleaning, and yes, you can ride it, if it lets you, though I would wait about a month before trying that, let it warm up to you.
@Doctor_Ver Yes, I could use Sensei's help to go through step by step, I'm not expecting a straight out answer, of course.
"I'm not good at math, but isn't it..." She takes out a piece of paper and does the math

"Is it (1,2)?"
The answer is: (2,4) (-1,1)
Hmm... I was thinking (-1,3)?
Freaking walking calculator I swear.
Wait, I have made a computing error...
What's wrong with me...?
*Teleports back away*
Actually the answer should only be one coordinate pair, @LuxTenebris
(-3,-6) and (1,2) .... I believe.
It's a parabola though? And it starts down and to the left, so it hits twice...once again...if I'm doing it right.
She feels embarrassed "S-sorry.. I don't teach math.."

"Sure.. I guess I'll.. keep it.."
Thanks, I'm sure you two will grow to love each other, Just remember to keep her away from poisons and poisonous gasses, Good way of getting her I'll.
Oh it's fine Sensei, you're only the homeroom teacher after all.

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Well, Night, Take good care of her, and give her a nice name.
"N-night Akamoto.."'


"I guess.. sorry I couldn't help with your homework, goroami!"
@goroami
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Im only good at home ec 😰
Hey Sensei, while I'm doing my homework, do you think you can some curry?
@LuxTenebris Does that go for all the links?
"Oh! Hey, Kotone!"

"Sure! Be right back~!" She leaves to go make some curry.
Hello!
Want some help in curry making?
I do not believe I have ever tasted curry before...
"Sure, I don't mind help now and then!"

"I'll make it taste real good for you then, Bikusen!"
@goroami
OOC: As far as I know, for images, you need to have a Https for it to work.
OOC: You can add one image to your post, just put an url that links directly to the image.
Supported formats are .png .jpeg and .gif
Image must be under 5mb and server over https
Example: https://site.com/image.png
@Bikusen I've only eaten Japanese style curry, but it's really good!
Right!
*Goes to help with the cooking*
@Bikusen
OOC: I think that link is broken.
OOC: It's not a link. I just got that entire thing from the "How to add image/video?" thing above the message box.
"Wow. You're actually pretty good, Kotone. You really are a good home ec teacher!"


She helps finish up the curry

"Done!"
Thanks Sensei, it'll help with my all-nighter!
OOC: I see now, kind of strange that they would use a fake link as an example.
*Bikusen seems to be writing in the notepad more.*
SENSEI! THIS CURRY IS AWESOME! MMMMMM....

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You aint to bad of a cook yourself~
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OOC: tfw I miss out on so many links because everything and the kitchen sink is blocked at work.
Ooc you linked the site not the image...
Right click and copy image address thatll work
"I learned how to be more of a better cook due to--" She got hesitant. "Lessons... I self-taught myself!"
Ah yeah I did a lot of self teaching for myself~
I want coffee