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Zepzep's Wacky Quest
In order to sacrifice Jojo for his wild card, I must find a way into another universe. Does anyone want to join me on my "Bizzare Adventure"?
Yes, i am quite seasoned in travelling other dimensions, i believe i should be able to draw adequate inspiration from.this venture
ADVENTURE!?!?
Wonderful! would anyone else to join?
Apparently not, alas what dimension would you like to venture to, i am quite indifferent personally but i have heard good things of the hyperdimension
We just need one more member of our party, then I believe we'll be ready.
I think we'll need to go to a universe in which Jojo was a wild card. Also one where I didn't die would be welcome... *shudders*
Gtg seeya later
Dammit. as soon as we get someone, they leave.
JOIN ME MY COMRADES! JOIN ME IN GLORY!
Ok, I'm in
*shrugs*
This cannot end well.
@Shiza_Salad are we ready to depart
*but nobody came*
*and nobody ate dinner that night*
(Yeah that works too)
Gotta love hiimdaisy
Ah, the good days... *sigh*
*starts a campfire*
We should wait for him to return...
OOC: In the dentist. Maybe I have to go. Activate autopilot.
What's happening here?
Ooc: seeya
Ic.: Ah i heard quite the lovely Ballard about campfires, sitting round the campfire, were gonna ding our campfire song. Out c a m P f i r e s o n g song
woah adventuring
cant join tho srry
OOC: I was screwing around on the discord. I'm back now.
ARE WE READY, MY FRIENDS!?
WRRRRYYYYY
I'll take that as a yes... @SakutaroMorishige, take us away!
*chants incarnation he learned from Naho, totes non canon btw*
*tears doll* all of you tear the doll
*You all enter the portal that Sakutaro conjured, and emerge within a new realm. You all look around confused, except for Caeser, who looks around as if he's been here before.
OOC: wait, fuck. Uh...uh...that didn't happen yet!
I have been in some other dimensions, but this is indeed weird...
What be this place, friend?
Oh... *forgeting*
Oh right...


*tears doll, slightly disturbsd*
*tears doll as well* anyone else notice that weird warp through spacetime? no? alright.
OOC: Copy paste away!
*You all enter the portal that Sakutaro conjured, and emerge within a new realm. You all look around confused, except for Caeser, who looks around as if he's been here before.
Haha
Welcome my friends....To heavenly host elementary school
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It is alright, it is much safer than it was...... Last time i were here
... Creepy...
*gets his light saber on*
You sure is safe?
@Shiza_Salad, look for a book with a face on it, the Grimore. It should have been left here (I'm ignoring the canon owner cos fuck shinozaki)
A schoolhouse? Hmm...what manner of beast may we find here?
I said it is safer, safe is not what it is...I suppose that at least 1 if our group will die
That wont be me
Wait what.
I am ready for anything
If you see children ghosts hide or run, if you see red ghosts gtfo
As the kids these days say
Let's do this *pulls out sickle*
Kids dont say that.
If i were to presume, i think the Grimore would be downstairs
http://upic.me/i/t0/tumblr_mne1vdwsrf1s4wym6o1_1280.jpg
The buckets full of blood....I'm sorry...Mayu...
then what are we waiting for? let's go. the more time we spend standing here the longer it'll take for me to kill...i mean help jojo
Ghosts? I've just the thing. Crush this in your palm, and you shall be able to banish specters.

*hands over small, pale hands. They feel...tangible yet not. Like goo or jelly*
@-EliteKnight- you sure these work?
Everyone put your weapons away, they will be ineffective, here *passes out salt* this will do much better
@-EliteKnight-, that will only work on red ghosts the child ghosts, especially the one in the red dress, they are much stronger, do not engage
Just get salt.
The good blessed kind.
Grocery store stuff is a no no.
If you say so, friend. Let us be off
Ok we need to go to the second story girl bathroom... follow me
Blessed by a spiritual expert, we shall be ok
alrighty then. lead the way.
pervert.
Okay then. I am not sure how to progress however, I know the layouts of castle upon castle yet this is strange to me
I am not a pervert...A great...Deal have happend in this room, many poppers got butters up
whew boy. let's just do what we need to and get out of here. we need to get to that other universe, man.
just remember, the goal of this journey is to go to another universe, sacrifice that worlds Joseph Joestar, and for me to become a wild card.
Ok, in this stall, the wall push it everyone!
let's not get sidetracked.
hold on, let me use my stand. UNDER PRESSURE!
We need the book of Shadows to get to the other universe, if will also let you could tell the fate of the universe, without the wild card, you will have ultimate power
We could always talk with Igor... maybe he could do something...
This book lets you kill, revive, destroy worlds and create them,master any magic
..This book makes you the ruler of the world
*a teal being appears out from behind Caeser, and all of a sudden the wall starts crumbling inward.* will that work? *I say as the being disappears once more.*
Ok this path that has been opened up, we go down here, follow me to the room where the body is,the book should be with it
*goes to the body of Sachiko Shinozaki*
*pulls a gigantic great shield and pushes walls"
*follows closely to sakutaro*
Ah, hmm....this book gives you ultimate power yes? So....is there a sacrifice for this power?
yeah, is there?
Heh, they have it already, ok change of plans, we spread out look for this girl
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/corpseparty/images/e/e6/Yuki.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20130126200450
Sacrifice, why yes. If it fails you get sawed to tint pieces like this
GODDAMMIT. Ugh, let's go already.
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OOC: whew lad
Ok there she is. When I say go @Shiza_Salad you run for the girl holding the book, grab the book then we all run outside. While he gets the book, throw the salt at her, after that we go back are you ready?
Alright...
5,4,3,2....
*runs, but trips and tackles her* Got here!
*watches as she stabs @Shiza_Salad in the eye and cuts his finger off*
QUICK GO, WE CAN HEAL YOU LATER
OW WHAT THE THE FUCK! PISS OFF BITCH! PERSONA!
*throws more salt while running out of the building*
W...WAIT FOR ME!
COME ON SHE IS STUNNED. EVERYONE OUT
*holds door until @Shiza_Salad gets out and then slams shut*
Everyone *dies chant* put the pieces of the doll back together quickly
*puts the piece in, the cut in the back not even phasing him*
*quickly puts it back* what the fuck have we done?!
*they all transport back to the normal world
alright, explain to me what happened? also, you're healing me.
You don't need healing now that you have that book
Find out a spell to heal you
That girl was named Yuuki, she was one of the 4 gears of this school, the second strongest, she would have killed you for sure if we hadn't have had that salf
Here i picked up your finger, your eye will be fine, it's just grazed
thanks...i guess?
*flips through book, looking for the appropriate spell* I think i found it...wait never mind, that's a spell for transmogrification...ah, here it is!
yo @Shiza_Salad How'd it go?
OOC: awful. honestly, I'd rather not talk about it.
@Shiza_Salad I'm sorry, mine is still pending.
You'll be fine, your now stronger than any god
OOC: It's alright. I'd rather talk about it in another thread or on discord if you have it tbh.
I'll let you know what happens.
@Shiza_Salad nerdere57
#3116
Alright, so, what do we do now? move on to the next universe? *I say, currently in the process of healing my wounds*
OOC: @goroami send you the friend request.
Uh...@SakutaroMorishige? what do we do now?
Add me too
@-Mishima-#8397
This spell here, we need to sacrifice a lamb, lay out it's entrails and then state the universe we want
each. that's a bit nasty. is there any other way?
*prepares lamb*
alright then, let's do it, I guess...
What is happening here? Or what we must do?
WE ARE ON A JOURNEY ACCROSS SPACETIME IN ORDER TO MAKE ME A WILD CARD! JOIN ME IN GLORY!
*across
@SakutaroMorishige I am ready. Let us traverse the multiverse together.
Ok, what are we waiting for! Lets goooooo
alright then, lemme just look for the according spell...Got it! alright, here goes...
*After reading the spell, our heroes reappear in a new realm. This time, not a strange building, but an arena made of stone and surrounded by desert.*

I think this is it...
I have pancakes if we need something to eat.
"He look around" hmmm, where are we?
I believe we are in the universe I wanted...I think we're in Switzerland, when Jojo fights our common enemy.
We are not here for that though, we are here for Jojo. We need him.
Ok... here i go!
"He starts running in a random direction"
*YELLS* UH...OTHER WAY!
What? Oh, then, here, this way.
*after running a few meters, the two find that as they get closer to the arena, the larger it looms above them*

Damn that's big. Alright, so we need a plan. I think we need to attract Jojo out here, then we kill him. Once we do that, we'll be able to obtain his power as a persona user. You got all that?
Of course, how we attract him? I can use my pancakes.
I think he likes pancakes...Maybe something else though? Got anything better?
Maybe my persona? I mean, i can use a dark skill to make him think something is going wrong.
I've got dark, fire, and lightning skills as well. Perhaps...
I think we should try it. Or, we could just barge in there, kill all the vampires, and then challenge him.
Ok, lets fight then, i want some fight.
Why not use the book to summon demons to help you?
Book? What book?
Or use the book to grant you infinite strength so you insta kill all the rekt newbs
The book of Shadows, it's what we used to get here, it can do anything you eidh
Where is that book? Tell me! Tell me! Tell meeeee!

"He starts to shake @SakutaroMorishige"
Shiza has it
I see, well, i'll walk around to see this world, wanna come?
OOC: I'm back. I was playing Fallout. Where were we?
bump for universal adventure
Ah, a JoJo and corpse party and persona thread, how interesting
indeed. would you like to join my universal adventure for a wild card transformation?
Another bump for glorious adventure