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NotAkira
I wish to steal something 4: the stolen
the previous thread was ignored edition.
-Akira-Kurusu-
it's show time.
NotAkira
I forgot to explain this this time...
Ask me to steal things and i will do it. it's for free this thread, so no dogs or head pats required.
donations are accepted, however.
-Akira-Kurusu-
@NotAkira i see.
steal shido's heart
Starwaddle
Steal the Excalibur.
NotAkira
@-Akira-Kurusu-
I've done that. it as so easy, i cruised right through that palace.
-Akira-Kurusu-
@NotAkira then steal mementos' heart.
NotAkira
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how about this excalibur
NotAkira
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or this one
NotAkira
i don't have enough time to steal all the excaliburs.
http://thelifestream.net/wp-content/uploads/excalipoor-300x202.jpg
and, NotExcalibur, as well.
NotAkira
@-Akira-Kurusu-
Done that too.
the treasure was truly the holy grail of treasures.
In the end it was a bit false, though.
-Akira-Kurusu-
@NotAkira how about mona's heart, just for sleeping.
NotAkira
I can do that, but if i had Mona here, it might be easier.
-Yaldabaoth-
Can you steal me a number 9 large?
NotAkira
@-Yaldabaoth-
what do you want to drink.



or i could meme but i'm not much of a memer
-Yaldabaoth-
A large soda.
NotAkira
What kind of soda? that's what i was asking.
Geez for a "god of control" you're not too specific about your order.
-Yaldabaoth-
Actually, I am no longer the god of control. I am now the self-proclaimed god of fecalposting. Also a Amrita Soda, please.
Bgammax
Can you steal the Sun for me?
NotAkira
@-Yaldabaoth-
i have your food. You didn't specify where you wanted it from, so i hope Wild Duck burger is alright.
NotAkira
@Bgammax
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here's one.
NotAkira
And another
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NotAkira
and one more
http://www.nerd-age.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Shelter-from-the-Sun.jpg
Bgammax
There we go, the giant star. Thanks NotAkira. Now I can set fire to it.
NotAkira
@Bgammax
have fun with that.
Mona
Can you steal Sojiro's cum?
NotAkira
I /can/, but that would complicate our relationship, in ways that i'm not completely comfortable with.
I could steal someone else's if you would like.
Like one of my 3 girlfriends or 2 boyfriends.
Mona
Girls have cum?
3xcal1bur
Can you steal some batteries for me?
NotAkira
Yes. Not semen, but other secretions, a sort of lubrication, which is also generally called cum.
Am i giving sex ed to a cat?
NotAkira
@3xcal1bur
Like triple As, double As, 9-volt, what?
3xcal1bur
A pack of double As please!
Mona
Steal Yusuke's cum. Actually, he'll probably willingly give it to you if you say it's for art
NotAkira
Alright let me just head to the store.
They'll never see it coming.
NotAkira
@Mona
It'll be my pleasure.
And his too, but can i ask, for what reason do you want it?
Mona
No, you can not ask
NotAkira
Fine, i guess. I'll call Yusuke over to make some masterpieces.
Goro_Akechi_
Can you steal me some delicious pancakes
Stomper
I need some toast...
No reason though
Stomper
so anyway on to my request can you steal my toaster?
Goro_Akechi_
Will I be getting those delicious pancakes? I've been craving them since I heard someone mention them at the TV station
Goro_Akechi_
I want those PANCAKES!!!!
Bgammax
get him his dang pancakes already
IamThou
Pls don't revive
Goro_Akechi_
PANCAKES!
Bgammax
he did promise pancakes
Goro_Akechi_
I better get those pancakes soon, you wouldn't want anymore mental shutdowns or phychotic breakdowns...
Aki-Joker
Steal Hazamas hat.
Has anyone tried it?