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Who has summoned me!?
I the great Aku! Have heard my name spoken somewhere near here. So what fool wishes to speak with me!?
E X T R A T H I C C
It was me. I'd like to make a contract with you.
*warps in*
Who're you Mister.... Thing?
*looks at Aku in confusion*

I don't know who you are, but that sounds a lot like the name I tried to give Aki.
You thought it was @Shiza_Salad... but it was I: @HILLOCK!
*Laughs evilly* I am the great Aku shape shifting master of darkness! And you wish to be my minion human? Tell me what skills do you possess!
I...guess...?
I possess the abilities of summoning a persona, a stand, and superior sharpshooter skills. I can also expertly wield a scythe.
Darkness? Like evil stuff?
*looks away for a momemt*
... Well... I'm not exactly human mr. shadow guy. And... I've never really been able to do much of anything
I POSSESS CAT EARS!
Also my stand is THE WOOOOORRLDOOOOO!
*Looks Shiza over* Hmm yes you seem impressive for a human... Very well I shall need to build a new army of assassins here!
*Curiously looks at Aku*

What exactly are you?

I can sense power but I have never seen your kind before.
Then I shall become your commander, great lord Aku.
*Looks at Envy* Not do much? Bah you've got amazing power if you would realize it.

And yes evil stuff! I am all the evil of my universe made real! Not even just human evil like that foolish Nyarlathotep all evil in the universe!
But I will require something in return for my loyalty.
Huh... this might be the tallest person in the Nexus.
T... Thank you sir... B.. But all the cool things I do aren't really mine... I couldn't do anything until this guy came along
*gestures to himself*
Ahh of course.. So what do you wish for? Money? Women? Even greater and grander powers to destroy your foes? So long as you prove your self worth while I can give you that and more!
*Shakes his head at Envy* It doesn't matter if they started as yours boy! So long as you have that power now it is yours to do as you please with. Such is the nature of power!
Now I'm not interested in you @-Aku-.
Maybe some other day.
Evil fights the good guys right?
OOC: nice Avi Hill!
Of course! Evil always finds a way to crush so called do gooders!
What kind of evil deeds have you done?



*slowly walks towards Aku, looking at him the whole time*
R.. Really? Then... I guess the people I got it from don't matter much, do they?
OOC: Thanks to @Aki-joker.
Lord Aku, with all due respect, I already have a lot of expensive riches, and have a romantic relationship. What I'd like is something...greater.
I wouldn't go about listening to this guy, Kuu.

If it's not your's, you should give it back.
Oh a few billion deaths here and there. Enslaving whole races. Exploiting entire planets until they're barren husks! if it's evil I've done it ya know?
I wanna help you Evil Man! I got a good guy I want to suffer!
Something greater eh? Tell me then what do you wish for?
*to make suffer
*yawns*

That is kind of lame in comparison to my own deeds.

Hmm so you claim to be a greater evil? Tell me what have you done!
*Izanami looks down in dissapointment*
And you wish to gain revenge blue haired one? Wonderful that's always a good motive!
Nanaka.. That's my name... I wanna make her suffer as much as she's made me..
*Her smile widens*

I have reset my own dimension on more than one occasion and I have turned the God of my world into a normal human being.

In comparison to me your brand of evil is lacking.
They had their time mask-guy, why should I be so quick to give up mine?

*finally coming near Aku*
If you don't care about who I use this on, I'm sure you won't mind
*lunges at Aku*
Huh? Oh, hey fog lady. Seems you have competition that isn't a butterfly now.
*Laughs madly* Welcome aboard Nanaka! Anyone who wishes to cause suffering is welcome in my army!
I would like to join!
I wish for the location of an artifact that will give me eternal life, and the ability to more between worlds.
I wish...this was competition...
*Shifts into a dark mist and appears on the other side of the room from Envy* Hah oh not bad child... BUT I WILL DESTROY YOU! *He summons up a shadowy arm to try and grab Envy*
*surprised at Aku turning into mist, he reflexively nullifies magic, but doesn't move out of the way*

T... That's incredible!!! You're sooo cool Shadow guy.
Kuu watch out!

*Pulls out her bazooka*

*Launches a round at Aku's hand*
*warps to kuu and warps him out of the way*
Don't touch my little brother!
Not a competition?

Oh, I see, you must think you're way better than him.
*The hand shrugs off the rocket* Hmm so you can block magic? Not bad boy but it can't kill me! Only the power of a blade forged by the gods themselves can harm me you fools! *Looks at Homura* I'm not sure what great evil uses human weapons but I'm unimpressed so far.
*looks to Nanaka*
I... I'm sorry. I think I made him mad. I... I should probably go
*Brushes some imaginary dust off herself*

If I wanted to I could negate your existence with the snap of my fingers.

*Laughs*

Your just lucky that this world prevents me from doing that.
It's ok Kuu, just be safe..
You really are strange, then.

First fog, now not wanting to fight this shadow guy.
*Grins at her* Hmm yes I'm sure you're all powerful anywhere but here how very convenient. Or perhaps you are simply trying to bluff the great Aku!
T.. Thanks sis.
*turning to Homura*
Oh, and bow lady.. I.. I think we'll need to talk later.
*vanishes in a flash of green flame*
Why did you attack MY little brother!
You know, we could probably get along if you'd talk and listen instead of sitting there drinking tea and not talking about your repressed feelings toward Aku.
*Glares at her* He tried to steal my power of course I attacked! It's simply the logical thing to do when confronted by a foe!
*pulls out Caliburn*
NOBODY ATTACKS MY LITTLE BROTHER!
*rushes towards Aku*
*Looks at the spot where Kuu left*

Yeah we do...

*Once again turns to face Aku*

I don't really need to prove anything to you do I?

*Smirks*

It's almost pitiable that all you appear to be good at is talking.

I refuse to lower my standards by entertaining a carnival act like you.
*Rushes backwards and breathes flames at Nana* Well well is that a magic sword I see? Let's see if you're any good with it girl!
*sits off to the side eating popcorn*
*warps behind Aku and swings*
*Watches Nana with amusement*

To think that someone would actually waste energy on this creature.
Mortals really are idiots, aren't they?
*Gets cut a bit and feels the wound not seal up. Melts into mist and flies away* I'LL BE BACK AGAIN MAGE YOU'LL SEE! *Laughs evilly*
Yep mortals are foolish at best and suicidal at worse.

*Laughs*

I knew that this creature was nothing but a weakling.
*Izanami sighs*
The things I put up with for this alliance...
*Izanami fades away in a cloud of fog*
.... Alliance?

*pauses, thinks for a moment*

I get the feeling that this is going to be a problem soon...
Really? That's it?
How am I supposed to make her suffer working for a weakling like that?
*warps away*