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Star's Insane Misadventures: IN SPACE!
So...we are in space...in that one space station...how this even got here, I'm not even going to guess. Welp, let's​ see how badly shit can be fucked up!
Hi, Nanaka!
Someone say fucked?
I happen to be an expert in fucking
No beasties
*In a flash of light Lux appears*
Wha-How did I even end up here?
I said fucked...like, how much can shit be fucked up around here?
Nana-sama can lewd a robot if she tries...
Someone say lewd...?
Dont lewd the cat.

Wait, THE FUCK AM I?
Stay away from me...
So...who wants to see what happens if we go deeper into this station?
I will say this again... *Deep breath*
I.AM.NOT.A.CAT!
No one wants to lewd the cat.
OK whatever cat.

And I guess we could go deeper. See what kind of shit's here
I don't even know why I'm here...
Nobody does...
That's it! *Pulls out model gun* Call me a cat one more time!
*runs down the dark hallway*
Nana-sama wants to lewd the tentacle aliens!
*walks deeper in. There's a bunch of buttons on a wall* huh...a wall of buttons...
What the- What's wrong with that girl...?
How about we don't start messing with random things...
*Shoots up the space school*
Nanaka, get back here!
Hmm...they don't look like they do anything... it's just a wall of buttons...*walks deeper still*
Guess, I might as well...
*Lux follows Star*
So we're in space, nya! Wonder if we'll meet aliens...
Aliens would be cool
*walks into the command room* huh...but we were at the entrance...neat...*starts pressing random buttons*
Star, stop. You have no idea what those do. What if loli dragons start appearing?
I'd rather not have to erase anyone today, even if they are aliens.
Relax, it's not like something will go wrong! *Something explosions in the distance* ...whoops.
Ugh...
Star, stop right now! The next button you press might bring the explosions closer! AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN AN EXPLOSION!
Well... let's check the cameras. *There's a bunch of aliens...and zombies...and bears?* ...well that's just weird. That's not even random, that's just weird!
*comes back covered in..... something*
Nana-sama is satisfied... for now.
Wow, you found it already? Neat!
Well shit, are they close to us or are the- wait. Bears? Aliens and zombies are understandable, they're science-fictiony, but bears?
Welp...I'm out of here.
*Lux's wrist begins clicking*
It doesn't look like their near us...more like...a few miles west? Yeah, west.
See ya.
*Lux disappears in a flash of light*
*appears out of nowhere*
@Starwaddle

Mako-chan summoned me here to help.

*salutes*

It's an honor to be at your command, Captain Star!
Good! Now...uh...anyone want to do something? I mean, that mob is killing itself, so...
Jesus dude, tone down the militarism, you don't gotta be so formal.
Nana-sama wants to lewd the cat boy now.....
...anyone wanna beat up Darth Reject?
@Starwaddle

I think we should just wait until the mob is dead, Star Captain Stat!
YES! ACTION
OOC: Star Captain Star, best star captain
*sneaks up to Kuro*
...*walks in a random direction*
There's tentacle aliens over that way!
*walks in the opposite direction* thanks for the tip!
Tentacle aliens?! Watch your backsides!
@Nana-sama

OOC: Why are you speaking up to me?
*grabs Kuro's butt*
*walks into a cafe* why the hell is there a cafe in space!? Then again...keeping this spot bookmarked! *Keeps walking*
Shoulda watched your backside!
Nana, remember the consent rule!
*jumps with surprise (and slight pleasure)*

Ah! Lieutenant Nana-chan! W-What is the meaning of this?
@Dorobo-Kazoku

No it's fine, she is my Lieutenant and I must obey her...
Okay *Walks away, slightly worried about Izaya's safety*
It's Nana-sama! Not chan don't mistake me for that waste of potential!
*walks out onto a huge bridge* ...fuck it. We should just wait for him here.
Who? I've totally forgotten the reason we're here amidst the tentacles, bears, and subtle rape.
@Nana-sama

*bows*

G-Gomenozai, Lieutenant Nana-sama.
Darth Reject. He should be around here somewhere​... there's always one in a space station.
Good Kitten! *pets his butt*
You do Nana-sama proud!
Permission to speak, Star Captain Star?
Permission granted.
Uh-huh. And who's Darth Reject? You may not know this, but I am totally new to the whole "being in space" thing.
@Nana-sama

*blushes and whispers*

Yamete kuredesai...
Well, you know Darth Vader, right? Well, there's a bunch of rejected ideas of him, so... there's a bunch of rejected Darth Vaders... simple.
@Starwaddle

How are we going to get off of this space station, Captain?
Why would I stop? I need to reward good boys like you.
I don't know, probably the same way we got here...which would be to use the entrance. Probably a warp pad there or something.
@Nana-sama

Lieutenant, I believe it's only okay to have your butt touched by someone you love.
So, we beat Darth Reject, find the warp pad back to the entrance, and celebrate with pizza. Love it!

OOC: One last question, what's the stance on using personas?
Hm? You don't love me?
Since when?
You know not to make me angry Kitten.
@Starwaddle

I'd expect nothing less from our genius captain, Captain.
Ooc: use them if you want.
Ooc: Fucking hell yeah! Let's do this shit!
@Nana-sama

I mean no offence of course, Lieutenant. You're truly beautiful, I just uh...
Oh, someone's having lady problems
*walks onto the bridge from the other side* ah, it's you...or is it me? Well, it seems we shall fight now...i suppose. I will hold back, as per our truce, so they will not die. Prepare yourselves.
A fight?!
*GASP* So Darth Reject was really Star's shadow all along!? WHAT A TWIST!
...what a twist. Well, you heard me, er, her...yeah, is it me or not...oh well, not having an identity crisis today. Get ready!
*Blooming Villain Starts Playing* Alright! LET'S DO THIS SCIPIO! (Bill Wurtz Choir: Holy shit a persona!)
You guys attack her, I'll just provide support. *Flys up and sits on a UFO*
*to himself*

I... I don't know if I can't do this... I can't fight her...
*This looks interesting.*
*battle start! Player turn!*
Izaya, pull yourself together! It's a shadow, nothing more!

(Ziodyne!)
*Hey, fragment of myself, think we can infect more people today?*
So, just don't kill her. Not like we can anyway...
Ah, my master, it is good to see you. Yes, let the infection spread.
*looks slightly annoyed*
Kitten, I don't have to tell Nines to "work you" do I?
I know how much you hate that.
O-Okay then... M-Mako-chan!!

*closes his eyes and looks away*

Just do something, Persona...

*casts Psiodyne*
Infection? What's she going on about?
@Nana-sama

*bows*

Ohpleasenoimsorryimsorryimsorryitwonthappenagaindontdoitpleasepleaseplease!!!!!!!
*Such ignorant mortals...*
Nyarly, my good friend, how are you?
... dude, we're in the middle of a fight.

And hey, Nana, why don't you try helping us!
I just can't do this! I'm so sorry, Captain!!

*runs away*
Wha- IZAYA!

Damnit. Star, what do we do?
*Health: 87%*
Ah, that only did moderate damage. Well then, shall we, my master?
@Starwaddle

OOC: Izaya loves you too much to fight AND I'm on vacation so I don't have my move list with me which makes fighting WAY too hard, please forgive the poor boy
We have to wait our turn now...and then we fuck them up!
Ooc: he's forgiven.
@Dorobo-Kazoku

OOC: Also, IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooc: Forgiven
*A shadowy form appears behind Sadow Star*
I shall be here to watch you triumph over these foolish pests.
Very well. Megidolaon. *casts Megidoloan*
Why should I fight my friends, kazoku?
OOC: If you can't push, pull. If you can't pull, Megidolaon.
GAH! (157 DAMAGE, HP: 138)

NANA! IT'S A SHADOW! JUST HIT IT!
*appears*

Sorry about my crappy Champion. I'm here to help in the fight, but I'm not sure how useful I'll be.
*player turn*
Ouch. That had to hurt. Oh hey Mako-chan! Just act as support and cast buffs and stuff.
If you have any Dia skills, that would help, I don't think I can take another hit like that!
SCIPIO! (Marakujaka!)
(DEF UP TO ALL)
*looks pissed*
Who said that name!
Fine, I was going to save you Star, for Kittens sake, but now I'll just watch Nyarlathotep kill you.
Ok then, let's go.

*starts reading an inspirational phanfic and casts Mediarahan*
Weak. You should not underestimate me, even if i am holding back.
*Sigh of relief* Thank you!
Ene
*Teleports in*

Woah what is this place!

*Sees the shadows*

Urk what did I just get myself into!
*From behind the Shadow, a voice is heard.*

Looks like you need a hand! Ramses, Ziodyne!

*A flash of lightning is seen before Delta comes flying into view feet first. An electrified kick aimed right at the Shadow Star's head.*

Lightning Dive!
Oh yeah! Hey, if you can use a persona, help would be appreciated!
*The shadowy aura disperses as Delta kicks Star from behind*
Hey! Could you not attack through me?
Oh, that definitely hurt! Double damage, that one! Well then, I should return with interest! *Star is focused*
Whoa!! Looking cool, Delta!
Hm phone.
Kitten is rude to me, Nyarly is ignoring me, and that dead cat god is running around...
Something is wrong....
Ene
Don't worry the magnificent Ene-chan has something better then a persona!

*Holds out her hand*

*A burning card appears on it*

Kougaon!

*Beams of light directly stab into Shadow Star*
OOC no phone! Don't type phone!
Dead cat god?! What's gotten into Nana-chan?
*Enemy turn*
*The shadowy aura seems to face Nanaka*
Um, I don't think we're friends...I mean, I don't have a lot of friends that aren't shadows.
Who cares, we pretty much have a full team! But I think we've all gone...
And my champion would never be rude! He's dense, but he's also sweet!
Heh. It was nothing. Now let's teach this Shadow a lesson!

*He joins the group and a persona mask appears on his face at the ready.*
Ene
You should be thrilled mortals for the magnificent Ene-chan has blessed you with her presence!

*She walks toward the group and joins them*
Foolish feline! Apparently killing you ten times wasn't enough! You dare call me with that derogatory honorific! I shall simply have to kill you again!

*begins casting a spell*
*Health: 60*
Ah, that hurts. It appears i should consider you a threat now. *heat rises permanently...for the battle* now then, feel the flames of hell. *Casts Blazing Hell*
*forgot the %
@Nana-sama

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!! Chill out!! Plus you can't even kill me unless you're a goddess, which we both know isn't true, right?
*player turn*
Is everyone okay?
Nyarly, are you STILL angry at me because you lost, come now, I thought we put those petty things behind us.
The more the merrier, right!?

*With a grin he makes his entrance through a window, showing off his...IDOL DRESS!?*

Hey guys, sorry I'm late!

*He gets into a fighting stance...still, he's wearing a long wig and make up that makes him look like a girl, he looks like a trap!*

My turn, Lightspeed Slash!

*He rushes at Shadow Star with his blade in hand as his body emanates some kind of magic, he then swing at her with an incredible speed*
@Starwaddle

Let's kick her ass to Disney World, shall we?
GAH! (129 DAMAGE, HP:166)
Lost? Wait, were you there during my little show...theres a difference between losing and leaving once my task has been completed...
Tch, I that really hurts!! I'm not a fighter so go easy on me, will ya?

*casts Mediarahan*
Your more stupid now than ever!

*fires the spell only for it to dissipate in midair*

What.... Where has all my power gone?
Yeah! And Kazuya...if I didn't know what the hell was happening when I time traveled, I would laugh so hard right now. Now then, time to buff myself! *Uses Heat Riser on self*
Ene
Not today stupid enemy!

*Teleports out of the way*

*Begins to pant a bit*

Now it's time to show you some awesome AI power!

*The card once again appears in her hand*

Kougaon!

*Beams of light strike at the enemy*
PERSONA! (Megaton Raid) HP: 119
@Nana-sama

What the hell?! You actually fired?! Why are you so crank? Need a kiss or something?
Interesting...the AI has the potential to cast quite a large shadow...
Ouch. That hurt a bit, but a little heat's never stopped me before. How'd you like a taste of my new move? Satan, Diamond Dust!

*He rips off the mask and Satan appears before his right hand starts becoming encased in ice. He charges at Shadow Star and ducks low for a rising uppercut.*

Rising Ice Strike!

*He jumps back to the group and looks at Kaz with confusion.*

What on Earth are you wearing?
*HP: 208, didn't see mediarahan
*takes her phone out and takes lots of pictures of Kazuya*
*My bad, 248, mathed wrong
Ene
*Her eyes sparkle*

*Is instantly swarming Kazuya*

Your dress is amazing!

It fits to your figure so perfectly!

*Gives him a business card*

If you ever want to put on a maid dress you know who to call!
*enemy turn. Health: 45%*
Is that it? Well then, i shall show you all a new power i have discovered. A shadow's power combined with a Cosmic Flare...this is the power of the Subterranean Sun!*casts a shadow Cosmic Flare*
*He winks at Ene as he takes the business card*

Of course I'll call one of this days miss, Nya~!

*He says in a really feminine voice before turning to Delta*

What do you mean, Delta-kun? I'm protecting my friends, nya~!
DAMN! (110 DAMAGE, HP: 138)
LET'S GO SCIPIO! (Ziodyne!)
*Looks at Kazuya* Damn dude, the worst part about 'that' is that you pull it off.
*player turn*
I didn't know I could do that! Wait, or can she do that? Fucking identity crisis! Now then, Megidolaon! *Explosions are launched*
OOC: Whoopsie, forgot to wait for Player Turn
Ooc: meh, it's good.
Ene
*Is knocked back the cosmic flare*

*Is left almost gasping for air*

That ... really ... hurt ... you ... Know!

*The card comes back but it is a little faded*

Kougaon!

*Light magic aims for the shadow a third time*

*She is left on her knees*
*He takes the hit and is blown back, but he manages to stand up*

You're pretty strong, nya~! But I'm strong to!

*Blue flames violently cover his body as a gigantic sword is summoned*

Now go, Kusanagi!!

*His Persona, Kusanagi attacks Shadow Star with Sword Dance. Kazuya then poses*

Nya ha ha~!
@Nana-sama

Hmmmm... Not sure what's going on here, but you're CLEARLY not Nana-chan. You're a weak goddess, and you've made your last mistake.

*points at Nana-sama*

BEGONE THOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noooo!
*Poof*
Death isn't allowed!

*casts Mediarahan*
*Takes the Cosmic Flare and winces.*

If that's all you got then this'll be over soon. Ramses, God's Hand!

*The Pharaoh is summoned and Delta jumps onto his right hand.*

Let's do this!

*Ramses closes the distance between himself and Shadow star and delivers the mighty blow known as God's Hand. Delta jumps off before the punch and falls to the ground delivering an ax kick to Shadow Star. He backflips back to the group.*

Kaz I'm punching you when this is over.
Delta is a beast
*You hear a shout in the distance*

Did somebody call for aid? Worry not citizens, for I, the great hero of justice, have arrived.

*Jackman comes running out of a side hallway*

Ready to protect you from the evil of Nyarlathotep.

*attacks Shar with his sword*
Oh, great...another self-proclaimed hero...Can you people not just let me destroy humanity in peace?
*enemy turn. Health: 15%*
Hmm...it seems i will have to retreat soon...but this is still my win. A shadow Megidolaon...this is how i will spread the infection. There is no escape. *casts Shadow of Hearts and Souls*
*runs to Kazuya* Hi Kazy!
*From the attack a thick dark aura emerges spreading around the room*
*stomach explodes and little baby aliens pour from the wound*
*player turn*
Oh dear lord that hurts! Does anyone need any heals!?
Y'all I'm beat. I've helped out here as much as I could, so I have to hang back for now.
...does anyone who isn't Nanaka need any heals!?
Ene
*Finds the strength to teleport one last time*

*Avoids the megidoloan*

*Drops to her hands and knees once she lands*

How did I get here again ....?

*Her eyes looks dazed*
*attempts to hold his breath in the cloud, but he can't resist the urge to talk*

Darkness like this is nothing to a real hero of justice, now come on. Time to show you one of my special techniques. Splitter!!

*A strong slice aimed at one of Shar's weakest points. Effective Heavy Physical.*
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Holy shit!! Are you ok?! That's a dumb question.
I'm good, but what the hell is this stuff?
*He notices the attack approaching fast, as well as the strange dark aura*

Crap...KUSANAGI!!!

*Kusanagi thrust itself into the floor, trying to protect Kazuya from the attack. The attacks proves itself to be powerful, but Kazuya stands there trying his damn hardest not to be blown away*

Thanks, Kusanagi...!
I knew it was not a good idea to summon my demons...!!! Good thing I didn't call them...!!
That would be the infection...welp, no way we can dodge the infection, but the attack could be dodged. We should heal up...*uses a half-full healing item on the party*
What the?

*Get's knocked back by the attack, but manages to get up.*

That hurt a little, but now you're done for. Satan, Diamond Dust! Face the icy fist of defeat Shadow!

*A giant fist made of ice forms over Shadow Star before dropping on her hard. A mask of ice also covers Delta's face to limit the amount of "dark aura" he inhales.*
Ene
*Feels slightly better*

Yay the great Ene-chan has regained her energy!

*Looks around*

But wait where am I again...?

*laughs*

Well citizen, you seem to have found yourself in great peril upon a space station. But fear not, for I am here to keep you and the others safe. Just like a true hero would.
*battle won!*
Ah, it appears i have lost. Very well, my job has been done. Until we meet again. *disappears in a cloud of shadows*
More infected...how delightful...
Well, she sounded rather cheerful for a defeated villain. Must be attempting to hide the sting of defeat.

*laughs heartily*

Don't worry now, you're all safe thanks to the timely appearance of a hero.
More infected...?

*He thinks about the dark aura. He glares at Nyarlathotep*

Bastard...so this was your plan all along...!!
Whew, that's done with.
Okay, bye me! Well, that could have gone better...welp, we won, but we got infected more...but we got stronger...well, it was bound to happen eventually. And Delta, try not to use ice next time. This hoodie blocks ice, and she has it too...
Of course, I aim to infect all...and reduce this world to ruin...this was the perfect opportunity...
Ene
There is nothing to do here!

*Pouts*

Bye everyone I must spread my greatness elsewhere!

*Teleports out*
*comes from out of no where and slides on his knees to grovel at Starwaddle's feet*

I'M SO SORRY! I JUST COULDN'T DO IT! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Well... congratulations, you did your job! But you know the moment we find out how to get rid of this infection you're fucked, right?
*stares at the space where Ene was*

Well then, that was rather sudden... I'm willing to guess the answer is no, but is she psychic? Because I knew a guy...
So, what's the plan now, we gonna head to the entrance/exit?
And you! You...are forgiven! I understand.
Save it former goddess, this infection has no cure, for it is an infection of the heart itself.
*The black mass disperses*
So...who wants to go to that cafe we saw on the way over here!?
It just...blocks ice? Well that's no fun. I've been working on my ice moves too... Guess I'll get to practicing more dark ones instead. I haven't given Beelzebub his chance to shine yet...

*He turns to Kaz and sighs.*

I don't even feel like punching you anymore. You're getting off easy today.
@Starwaddle

You should pet his head.
*He sighs and crosses his arms*

You opportunistic prick...can't say I don't admire the way you pulled it off.

*He chuckles for a bit*

You played us like a damn fiddle...but I'm sure you'll be defeated soon enough, Nyarlathotep.
I'm sorry, in my haste to make a dramatic entrance I saw no cafe. Would you mind directing me to it young madame?
And that's lesser goddess, damnit! There's a fucking difference!
*He smirks as he turns to Delta*

Yeah, right.
*blushes*

L-Lady Mako-chan...
*pets @Izaya_Kuro 's head* oh yeah, it's​ over here. *Leads everyone to the cafe* so, I guess I'll man this place. You order it, this place has it... probably.
@Starwaddle
Nya~! I mean... Thanks for being so understanding...

*still blushing*
Cafe sounds good. We'll be able to meet up there, really get to know eachother!
Well, I normally don't eat while on-duty, but I suppose i must keep my energy up in order to sufficiently protect others. I would simply like a cheeseburger with water, if you would Ma'am
Yeah, a cafe sounds good.
@Starwaddle

I couldn't possibly ask you for something after running away from that fight. I don't deserve it...
Uh... could I get an iced coffee?
@Starwaddle

He wants a coffee.
And so do I actually.
Lady Mako-chan, please stop doing this...
*He stretches as he leaves*

Time to go pay Yuki a visit then!
Izaya, don't be so hard on yourself. We lived. Although, it was a bit of a dick move...
If you want I can change my mind and send you out to deep space Kaz. After I get some good hits in of course.

I only came here for the fight. I'm out of here. Don't burn this place down like the forest Star.

*Walks off deeper into the space station.*
*serves everyone their orders* there you go. I think we might also have some high quality sweets around here.
@Dorobo-Kazoku

*bows*

Gomenozai!!
OH! You have any Macaroons?
How do you even burn down a space station? I mean, as soon as it pierces the side the fire's going to die down. That's a terrible way to attempt to sabotage a space station.
@Starwaddle

T-Thanks...

*drinks his coffee, it tastes more bitter than normal because Izaya can't help but taste his own self pity*
*serves some macaroons to @Dorobo-Kazoku* here you go.
YEEES!
*Starts scarfing the macaroons down*
MPH! SHO GUD!
So...I guess this place is just orbiting the Nexus...well, I suppose it will be a new hideout or something...well, the job's done. Let's head back.
Head back? But I just got here...

*he looks dejected*
Fine, finish your food, and then we leave...besides, it's not like this is a one-off.
*quickly finishes his meal*

That's not what I meant. But very well, onward. To spread justice throughout the lands.

*runs off in a random direction*
God damn it man...
*Wipes away crumbs*
Well, I'm good when you all are.
...okay, bye! Welp, I'm, going to head home. Have fun on the space station if you want. *Walks back to the entrance*
OOC: Fucking laptop charger not working... I'll be off for the night. Yall don't forget me now!
I'm out too. Sorry again...

*teleports out by the power of Mako-chan*
*walks back into the command room* let's see here...ah here we are! *Starts firing space lasers around the Nexus* I'm just going to keep this on auto fire...*walks back to the entrance*
*conveniently near the laser room*

Ok, why are there flashing lights and a "prepared to fire" message going around? Anyways, I should probably try to fix that.

*begins randomly hitting the controls*
*the lasers fire all around the Nexus now*
Uh, Star? *taps shoulder and points at the lasers* Is that supposed to be happening?
Worry, not lad. I don't know why I didn't think of it before

*touches and focueses on the control panel, gaining all experiences related to it. He then pushes a large red button labeled "off"*

Don't know how I didn't see that before.
*it turn off...right after firing a fuck ton of lasers at a single tower in Tokyo...also, I'm not here...*
... Uh-huh. Wonder what that hit...
Anyway, doesn't matter now. I'm off!
*heads to entrance*