Not a school trip to the strip club

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NotIgor

Must I do this EVERY Tuesday?

Cait_Sith

Let's go, nya!

Bonafied-Monafied

Yes, yes you must. Now onto the bus!

Hibiki

A strip club? Nice.

NotIgor

ALL ABOARD!
*he honks the horn loudly*

Bonafied-Monafied

This will be a better school trip then yesterdays!

Cait_Sith

*hops into a seat, holding onto hat as he leaps in*

Hibiki

I hope you have something better than pogs this time

Bonafied-Monafied

I have Yu-gi-oh, is that any better?

NotIgor

I'm not gonna even bother taking role; I'm gonna assume that if you want to be here you're here.
*he reads a list and mutters "tomorrow's a vape shop?" under his breath*

Bonafied-Monafied

These trips are something else man.

Hibiki

YGO, sure. I will DESTROY you.

Cait_Sith

Yu-Gi-Oh's pretty neat. I think I left my deck somewhere at home...

NotIgor

All right let's go
*he pulls out of the not school parking lot onto the highway heading towards downtown*

Bonafied-Monafied

I am the ten time state YGO champion, I wish you luck at defeating me

Hibiki

I don't know what that means, so I got nothing to worry about!

Bonafied-Monafied

You'll soon learn! Anyway, let us start this match.

NotIgor

Uh I'd keep your heads down for safety purposes... This bus isn't bulletproof yet

Bonafied-Monafied

WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING!?

Hibiki

Isn't bulletproof.... "yet"?

NotIgor

The inner city...?

NotIgor

I plan on upgrading it

Cait_Sith

O... kay...? *ducks down and decides to judge the YGO match* I've got a paper here to keep track of life points...

Bonafied-Monafied

We better not die on this trip. Now back to good old pokemon....wait, it was YGO. All my cards are mixed up

-Reaper-

Are we there?

NotIgor

Whoa new guy, how'd you get on a speeding bus?

Hibiki

No clue. I got a royal flush though I think!

-Reaper-

Teleport

Hibiki

Get your supernatural powers off the not school bus. This is a trip to a strip club, no the core of the universe

-Reaper-

Alright i'm not gonna use it

-EliteKnight-

*materializes from the convenient bonfire at the back of the bus. Why there? Because a knight is always prepared of course, also because I say so* I heard of a "Strip Club"? I looked it up on that laptop I procured, the internet really does have everything. I wish to experience it, we've no such establishment where I come from

Hibiki

EXCUSE ME WHO LET A BONFIRE ON A BUS

-EliteKnight-

Oh, I put one here for the specific purpose that this bus is used by my compatriots. Do not worry friend, despite being called "bonfires" they never set anything in fire

-EliteKnight-

On*

-Reaper-

I can't wait!

Cait_Sith

So, who's excited for this? *has given up on doing lifepoint totals, and is doodling a picture of Morgana*

-EliteKnight-

I am, im very curious

-Reaper-

I want to see the girls

NotIgor

Right then here we are!
Some ground rules, first!
Hands off the merchandise, the men don't like people getting handsy.

Cait_Sith

Fiiine...

Hibiki

Damn. I was hoping I could touch another girls boob.

-EliteKnight-

Of course.

NotIgor

Only if you pay!

-Reaper-

There will be no girls?!

-EliteKnight-

Do not worry Hibiki, if nobody sees....

Hibiki

I'm a girl too, maybe they'll be less strict about it if I do it....

NotIgor

They might be less strict, BUT I DEMAND DETAILS!

-Reaper-

I want to touch some boobs

Bonafied-Monafied

*Bona runs inside*

-Reaper-

*runs inside*

NotIgor

NOT AGAIN!
*he prepares a pole*

Hibiki

Oh no, Bona stop!

Bonafied-Monafied

*Bona jumps on top of a nude girl* MY GIRL NOW

NotIgor

Girl...?
This is a male strip club...

-Reaper-

Bruh

Bonafied-Monafied

It seems I have been misinformed. And blinded

-Reaper-

No girls... *looking sad*

Bonafied-Monafied

*Jumps off the man and somehow falls in a gummy bear vat* AAAGGHH!!

NotIgor

I never recalled promising girls... closest thing you'd get are the patrons.

Demi_fiend

*starts stripping on the main stage*
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

Bonafied-Monafied

*Drowning in gummy bears* HALP

Hibiki

...Goodbye.

NotIgor

*He dips the pole into the vat*
You know the drill

Hibiki

Seeya, if I get shot on the way out of this part of town, everyone has NotIgor to blame.
[Hibiki has left]

Bonafied-Monafied

*Grabs onto pole* Why does this place have a gummy bear vat!?

NotIgor

I dunno but I'm blowing this pop stand.
*He drives away leaving everyone behind*

Bonafied-Monafied

*Bona grabs onto back of the bus getting shot at never to be seen again*

Hibiki

[SHOT]

-EliteKnight-

Yeah.....if I just die I get back on the bus....so....

*Takes out a sharp looking knife, drives it in his throat rather forcefully and crumbles to Ash. Reappears on the bus and just waits in silence*

-Reaper-

*teleports*

-Reaper-

You long nosed fuck!

NotIgor

Driving a bus here!