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Mmm I'm in my bed
Anybody wanna see me stick my naginata up my pussy? (¬‿¬)
That sounds dangerous... Please do.
the entire thing?
....proceed
I do not approve of this one bit
@NotAkira if thats what u want
... Are you seeing this, Shinji?
Deja vu
But I'm horny...do you have anything else in mind onii chan?
The kinds of people on this site, they sure do very greatly
Recommendation: Maximum Overdrive
*steals the bed. With Kotone on it.*
why do you resent me senpai? (●⌒●) @NotAkira
@NotAkira

STOP.

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
Oh no.
I don't.
I just stole you.
Next i could steal somethin else of yoursif you'd like.
(>uI)
He IS a thief...
Sonia Nevermind once said: If you got penetrated by something so big and thick, you'd die instantly!
that last post of mine should have been @Kotone Shiomi
I'll never put my clothes on. You'll have to put them on for me. :3
@YoRHa No.9 Type S you wanna ride on my rapier?? :3
I'm sorry.
I've already stolen your clothes.
I really hope he meant he was going to steal your heart next...
Sorry @Kotone Shiome, I'm not into that sort of stuff but I'm very content observing from here thank you uwu. I appreciate the offer though!
@NotAkira ok, senpai. i will. but please, show me your sword in stead. i'm pretty positive your sword belongs in me senpai. come here! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Can you fit the whole thing in, nyu?
*Shiomi, curse my inability to spell.
We. Had. One. Job. And we failed.
@Broccoli I can do very very dirty things senpai, and I can prove it to you ~~~
@Kotone Shiomi

I am very curious as to whether or not you'd be able to take the full length of swords such as Beastlord, and Iron Will... curiosity piqued...
@Kotone Shiomi
I'd love to, but i need to steal a sword first.
Unless you mean my "sword," which i'd still love to.
Show me your moves, nyu.
he likes when I reply to him. he's a little naughty senpai. yesss he is.
( ́ ◕◞ε◟◕`)
isn't that right? :3 @NotAkira
@Kotone Shiomi
I'm not your senpai, senpai.
but i am a thief.
naughty is my middle name
NotAkira Naughty NotKurusu.
Let's not do that today.
OOC: why am i doing this.
Just F#!$ Already!
@NotAkira

Hand off...
@Shadowgear
If you insist...
@NotAkira

HANDS... OFF...!
SENPAI WHY DO YOU RESENT ME? AM I NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH?! (∩︵∩)
@NotAkira, bluehairedemo asked himself the same thing back in the day.
@Mako-chan
i'm sorry...
I didn't make the first move though
v.v
Use the naginata, Kotone. Show your senpai(s) the depths of your love.
Wow
I'm going to need bleach for a week
Love triangle commence!
And at least 9S understands me. Maybe he can be my new senpai? o3o
@Kotone Shiomi
i don't resent you.
you're beautiful.
The most beautiful.
I'll hit that if NotAkira won't, nyu.
Kotone X Naginata OTP
This is funny, but I'm not in the mood after my flight... I feel offended tbh but whatever
I want her though
T^T
why does she leave my for Naginata-kun...
Please continue.
Accept me senpai.(∩︵∩)
Just...why?
I accept the role of bring your Senpai
*being... phone autocorrect...
Kotone-Chan, will you take me back...?
i've still stolen you, your bed, and your clothes.
Joker! Steal her heart! She is obviously distorted if she doesn't choose you!
Then touch me! RIGHT NOW!
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
You didn't steal her heart.
*pokes kotone*
*Gracefully ice skates towards the stolen bed and tackle-hugs @Kotone Shiomi*
I'll steal your heart,
and anything else, too.
*Nervously sweating while loudly singing, as the outcome of this isn't looking good*
NOW I FACE OUT
I HOLD OUT
AND I REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH OF MY LIFE

Mmm you worship my body so much that you wanna pray to it onii chan?
Of course, Kotone-chan.
It's your turn to take ownership of me.
OOC: what is my life.
A RIVER IN A DRY LAAAAND
Um..... well we should leaveee
*grabs mona
We should leaveeeeee
*looks into thorough window
(the last ace in a lost hand.)
Yes in fact:

*begins prayer*

I offer a sacrifice to Kotone Shiomi...

*9S (harmlessly) self-destructs.

He is dead.
(A heartbeat for demons)
Thank you. I'll give you much wet kisses. o3o
(it's a heartbeat for a tin man, btw)
WHEN THE HEART OF NEW BEGINNINGS BURNED OUR FEET
NOW WE NEED IT
I will humbly accept your kisses,
kotone-sama
(a heartbeat for a tin man
oasis in a singed land)
I'm so done
you know me so well :3
(Too much engrish I cant understand and persona song without lyrics in front of me)
@Mako-chan you're just mad because I'm not sticking the rapier up my pussy anymore you fiend!!
Im sure its fine lady Mako!
Nevermind! Pancake Knight does not advise sticking anything inside yourself
:3
Thank you
Kotone-sama
OOC: Gf no. 4 get?
thank you senpai ♡
Ooc: ive lost track
@Kotone Shiomi

I think I still love you 💖💖
@Mako-chan welcome back onii chan! ♡
What are wegoing to do now Kotone-sama?
OOC: this is my Akira's 4th gf. but he also has Yusuke, too.
can I fucc you in the meantime senpai? ;)
Well that escalated quickly
Of course ;P
i might be stealing one more thing of yours tonight, Kotone-sama
OOC: IT'S TIME TO STOP
you stab them right in the pussy! or stab me right in there...oooo that would turn me on so much ∧( ‘Θ’ )∧
OOC: we actually can't proceed further i don't think.
OOC: because rules.
whyyyy :(
Ooc:
Joker had a nice time with Lady Kotone
....
Its getting late
OOC: "Posts that are needlessly sexual/vulgar will be deleted"
i'm fine with continuing but the forum rules, yo.
Mmmm, whatever you say senpai:3
OOC: could probably continue fine on the private messaes, but that lessens the memeiness
nooooo! Don't leave, I'm sorry! I'll do whatever you say, just stay senpai!!!! Don't leave me!
o(╥﹏╥)o
I don't want to leave, Kotone-sama. ioi
OOC: if you seriously want to on the PMs, i'd be down.
NOOOOOOOOO SENPAI DON'T LEAVE, I'M SORRY T_T
@Kotone Shiomi

I will never leave you
I'm not going to leave you.
*stroking Kotone's hair*
@Kotone Shiomi I mean, I'm also Joker, so....
@NotAkir
*smacks his hand out of Kotone's hair*

NO! I said hands off!
Mmm I like that @Mako-chan
Wait, no nvm, I don't want that
As acting thot police commissioner with ordinance A113 I must request you cease this thottery
*cough*

I don't think they realize that Koto-chan isn't single...
@Mako-chan
T^T
why
@NotIgor stop what senpai? do you need a little...extra attention? just wait!!! ≧◡≦
@NotAkira

Guess who she's dating, bud... I'll fuck you up!
Meh actually I don't care that much. Kotone is a free spirit.
I will get Mishima so help me god
Alright...
*sits in corner.*
no gays allowed. Only ridiculously cute males who can satisfy me sexually (◠﹏◠✿)
I'm having flashbacks
I have a restaurant full of delicious pancakes and syrup. Isn't that satisfying enough?
come do it senpai! I'm waiting! o(╥﹏╥)o
@Kotone Shiomi

M-Males?! Are you sure you're not sick? The real Kotone would NEVER say that!
*slides back to the bed.*
did somebody say riduculously cute male?
It's time to stop!
" Honestly Kotone, I question your intelligence. You do nothing but post complete trash tier posts, not even worthy of being called shitposts, just for the attention. You are either the co-worker that gets picked up with a red stapler, or you are that child that was abused so badly that you have to come onto an anonymous forum, and do everything you can for attention. You try to pull our attention becuase it's the only thing you manage to do successfully in life, as you seem to not be capable of much else, and considering the fact you have two accounts to post with, tells me that you have such a high level of ADHD, you probably forget you are taking a piss midway through. Your low quality posting also tells me that your intellectual though process is so goddamn low, that you unironically think that my "non-existent" testicles actually sprout from above my heel, ignoring the fact that the bone in my ankle is not actually for reproductive means. The only joy you probably have in your life right now is some people acknowledging your trash tier posting, and your false ego gets inflated every tie a poster ignorantly claims that you are a god tier shitposter, without actually knowing what god tier shit posting was."
( za warudo, toki wo tamare.
the world, time has stopped.)
I have come to remind you "cute male" is a paradoxical statement.
@NotAkira and @Mako-chan come help senpais :3 I'm waiting in my bed with my sheets soaked by my juices
(◠﹏◠✿)
Get it to 1000 and then delet this
@Hibiki I only fuck ridiculously cute males
Guess you're gonna be a virgin forever then
Please, I ask you to settle down, and eat some pancakes with our signature syrup, Goro Syrup
@Kotone Shiomi

Click to load youtube video
@Hibiki
rood.
let me be bi and i'll let you be gay.
I'm super delicious...trust me ;)
I will taste you, Kotone-sama.
*unexplodes*

BTW kotone, here's some patented YoRHa Grow-a-Penis. Just in case you needed to grow one somewhere or on someone.

*re-explodes*
Please Kotone, nothing is more delicious than Akechihop pancakes served with Goro Syrup on top
yesss I'm always horny. just reading this thread makes me drip all over my bed. (∪ ◡ ∪)
Just reading this thread makes me want to hang myself
delete


THIS
OOC: just reading this thread makes me want someone to actually like me...
Just reading this thread makes me want to pour regular syrup in my eyes
Mudo yourself
3xcal1bur x Kotone Shiomi :3 hey senpai
Don't
God dammit
cease this
@Kotone Shiomi

Be gay dammit!!

*begins passionately French kissing Kotone*
Nobody ever pays attention to me for long T^T
*returns to my crying corner.*
Mmmm, you make me horny (◠‿◠✿) @Mako-chan
CEASE
@Kotone Shiomi

Do you still like men after that?
We weren't together?! ಥ_ಥ I HATE YOU!! I'M STICKING THE NAGINATA IN MY PUSSY @NotAkira
I'm for dinner :3 @Akechihop
Use the sharp end nerd
If you still want me, i'm open for your love, but you keep ingnoring me. Kotone-sama...
*crawling back to the bed.*
You are not for dinner, we only serve fresh and delicious food at Akechihop.
Keep talking to me like that and your balls will also be cut off (✿◠‿◠) @NotIgor by my naginata! >:3
@NotAkira

*grabs him by the shirt and continuously slaps him across the face*
KOTONE DO NOT STICK THE NAGINATA UP THERE

THAT'S WHERE FISTS GO
Why can't I have your nice sword? T_T @NotAkira

At least show me senpai. I crave it.
Implying I have balls
Because Akihiko's fist is not worthy of this godly pussy @Hibiki
@Mako-chan
I don't care anymore... if nobody is going to give me love, your slaps feel like nothing comparitively.
the rumor come out. kotone was naked_mitsuru all along
Implying I meant Akihiko's and not Mako-chan's.
@Hibiki

Uhhhhhhhhh... Yours are the LAST fists I would want inside me.
Why is she such a thottie? Igor you're not doing your job
Also that is a direct threat to my personal safety and I will be damned if Mishima does not nuke this thread
This thread needs a lock
But Kotonesama is going to give me love now, so please let go, @Mako-chan
@Hibiki

How mean!! Screw Akihiko unless he's a ghost.
Mothman didn't die for this.
@NotAkira

THATS MY LOVE

*slaps him faster*
Mmm, come find out first hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @NotAkira
You're just mad because I hate you ¬_¬ @NotIgor
How are you two so BAD at understanding what I'm talking about
Don't worry by tomorrow this thread will either be dead or nuked
@Mako-chan
please let me go,
Kotone-sama wants me,
Haters gonna hate. ¬_¬
@Hibiki

Get over here, let's make out so she gets jealous.
@Hibiki cuddle with me endlessly <3
THANK YOU IGOR
Please cease
@NotAkira

*begins to headbutt him*
Im not sure what I can do here
This is a godly shitpost
How about we just stop posting so only the scum is left?
whelp, time to poof myself
@Mako-chan
I will kiss you if you keep abusing me...
Mmmm, whatever you say senpai:3
Akechihop out
I'm a dangerous girl :3
I mean. I understood what you mean Bikky. But didn't feel the need to comment again and promote this thread. Bed Post OP
Ill come by tommorow!
@NotAkira

*lets go*

Whoa, easy now.
How is this SO hard to understand
Mako-chan... FIST.... Kotone....
GOD
Mmmm come do it then senpai (◠﹏◠✿)
*Slides back on the bed.*
It worked, great.
Best way to prevent abuse.
Yokai desu!

*offers @Kotone Shiomi a fist bump*
Descend into me :3
Ooc: too innocent
be as rough as you want (◡‿◡✿)
falls over
OOC: that moment when you realize half to all of Kotone's posts are just quotesfrom the original thread.
I can't do THAT on the forum!!
it's times like these where I truly wonder where I went wrong
@NotAkira Of course. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anyway, Kotone-sama, i would like to recieve your love.
@imtherealklib
Ooc: more like where you went right
It took you THAT long to notice
@NotAkira save me from my horniness
I hate all of you. Except Hibiki. Hibiki is an angel.
OOC: i mean, i had a feeling a while ago, but i just confirmed it.
OH SHIT
It's so satisfying to see someone ELSE fuck that up
okay onii chan :(
Why is this still alive??? Nostalgia or just shitposts??
Thank
Oh shit? what is going on?
Cause I love Kotone
That's the only reason I'm here
tbh i just want love.
or something.
All these boys after me...it honestly turns me on and makes me wanna stick my rapier in more! (⊙‿⊙✿)
The only thing I'm after is death
@Kotone Shiomi

Ok I'm done for the night, good night my sweet.

*gives her a quick kiss before leaving*
same tbh
im running outta quotes that fit
THANK FUCK!
hot
Woot it's overr
are you disappointed in me senpai? :( @3xcal1bur
what did I just read
A meme taken to its logical conclusion, it seems.

Sigh.
I'm back boys â—•3â—•
hey garage lady. I hope your naginata went ok
This thread was worse than IamThou's, and I didn't ban Kotone. Oops.
To be fair.
Its all copypasted
Hence the meme tag.
Yeah, still worse. I didn't bean this one because Naked_Misturu is a widely accepted shitpost so I decided it was fine. Oh well.
Its still the best shitpost and you know it.
Who let this happen?
STOP BUMPING IT
It seems like the sin of lust has not yet been fully vanquished in your realm. Shame.
AHAHAHAHAH! Oh, this is just... Ooh, I'll have to write this down.
this thread is still going wtf