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A Normal Gas Station
*A gas station attendant stands ready to refuel peoples vehicles*
*walks by, humming and twirling his sword*
*walks up and looks at the attendant, then shakes his head and goes inside*
*notices the gas station walking by*

There are cars here? I've literally never seen one. But there's no other reason for there to be a gas station.
Uh, well some people have cars I'm sure, sir.
I mean what would I know though, I'm just a gas station attendant.
OOC: Oi, this is a pretty big spoiler
OOC: Some people don't know about this *cough cough me*
Hm.. well, if a demon cat like me can be here, then some cars must be too, nya! Does this place have snacks, by the way?
*sighs*

Great, this place is becoming more and more familiar every day
There are snacks inside the shop I think.
*Pulls up on a motorcycle* How much per gallon?
Nice! *leaves, then comes out with a bag of chips*
130 Yen per gallon.
Give me a second

*takes out his phone and does some quick calculations*

That's a steal. Its basically a dollar a gallon, back in my day it would average three a gallon
Ok ten gallons please. Hands over 1300 Yen
*walks out with some sweets*
That cashier was so rude...
Right away!
*The gas station attendant goes over and begins filling up the motorcycle*
Thanks I just needed to top it off can I go get a drink from inside while your doing this
Of course! That's what I'm here for.
Hey there...

*walks over with a Jerry can*

You mind tapping this off for me
*The gas station attendant finishes filling the motorcycle*
Oh, of course.
*The gas station attendant goes to take the Jerry can from Kirusu*
*chuckles to himself*

Man this is great. Starting to like this place
*Heads in and comes out a few minutes later with some iced tea* Thanks nice to meet you.*holds out hand to gas station attendant for a handshake*
*The gas station attendant accept their handshake smiling strangely*
It's nice to meet you as well...
Well I'll be off the- *A searing pain seems to slice through Hibki's brain* W-what did you do?!
Are you alright, sir? You seem to be in a bit of pain there.
*looks up from chips* H-hey, you okay?
*leans against one of the gas pumps*

This ought to be good.
Stay away from me *pulls out his cellphone*
Sir, I think you're overreacting a bit.
Whoa, no need to get so upset! I can't fight while eating chips! *steps in between them*
Your probably right. *puts away his phone* I'm just anxious about more supernatural occurrences happening. Anyway the pain seems to have cleared I'm heading home. *hands the attendant a 500 yen tip then gets on his motorcycle* that's an apology tip *drives away*
Dang, fight bouta go down
Goodbye, then. Have a nice day.
Nevermind I guess
...Well, that happened. *noms a chip*
*sighs*

Yeah, kinda should have seen that coming. Oh well, carry on I guess.
Oh how much do I owe, y'know for the gas
*puts bag in trash can* 'Parently, gas is cheap here, nya!
130 Yen per gallon.
*gives 650 ¥*
Which, by the way, is so low I am amazed this place could stay in business, since its a totally normal gas station

*cough cough* someone notice it *cough cough*
Hm... yep, totally normal. Right, gas station person? *raises paw for a high five... er, low five. Cait's not that tall*
OOC: I noticed that's why I did the handshake and headache
You're right this isn't a normal gas station, as advertised...




... It's also a convenience store!!!
*The gas station attendant get's on their knees to give Cait Sith a high five*
*exasperated*

Most gas stations are convenience stores you idiot. Or at least they were last I checked.
*purrs* Anyway, I should get going now. See ya! *starts to walk away*
I see your game here, try to trick is with your low prices, lure is in then convince us to buy from the store, I see your game, and I'ma play it, cause I'm thirsty, literal, not sexual
Please enjoy our wide selection of beverages then, sire!
.... Yeah, sure. That's definitely what's happening here. Super overpriced convenience store, super underpriced gas station. Because that's a good business model.
*pauses* What else could be happening, then, nya?
Part-time work?
You could say our prices are almost divine.
Oh yeah, that! Might get a job here someday... you hire demon cats?
*sighs*

Ok, look. Have either of you noticed there's a gas station attendant OUTSIDE of the store, and not a cashier IN it? Isn't that a LITTLE odd?
We're always looking for new part-timers! We don't discriminate against demon cats either.
Glad you agree
Automated cashiers! Technology sure is amazing!
Oh! Part time jobs? I need a job
Ooh, cool! I'll consider it! *holds paw out for a hand(paw?)shake*
I'm sure you could get a job here if you talked to the manager.
*The gas station attendant returns the handshake to Cait Sith*
I hope you do consider it!
speaking of whom, ever noticed there's no manager either? It's LITERALLY just this one person who's AWAY from everything that could be stolen. So IF something happened, guess what's getting robbed?
Oh, my gas is done right?
I think you're just overly concerned Bgammax
*Walks back to the gas station* Hey has anybody seen my wallet I've seen to have dropped it?
*smiles* Alright, thanks! I'll probably see ya soon! *starts heading out again, then grabs his head* N-nya... Some kinda migrane...?
I can go get my manager if you want.
Lost wallet, don't worry happens to me all the time
*sighs, then turns to the attendant*

Do you get this all the time? I mean, I know most people are idiots, but I never thought it was this bad. I mean, its getting ridiculous.
It's fine I'll look around inside thanks for the offer though *heads back inside the convince store*
Okay, station attendant has supernatural powers. Not surprised at this point. I'm leaving for real now. Bye, nya!
*The attendant's eyes change for a moment and they speak to only Gamma*
Do not worry, just enjoy the show...
*The gas station goes back to normal*
Everyone, there is a special deal on Amrita Soda in the store right now!
*mumbling*
trying my hardest here.
Oh here it is by the Tv * bends over to pick it up loses his balance and trips with his arm going into the Tv* AHHH what just happened!? * pulls his arm out and grabs his wallet*
Anyway, I could get my manager now if anyone wants to speak with him, he just got here.
Wow, what a weird totally unrelated event. You should be careful not to fall into the TV.
How did you know what happened you weren't even watching me? Anyways I'm probably just tired is there a hotel or inn around I can stay at I'm not gonna make it home without falling asleep
Ah, I uh, gotta go, see ya later sir

*stretches out arm for a handshake*
oh no, no. You people should totally go see the manager. I'm sure they'll have wonderful things to show you. In fact, let me lead the way.

*walks into the store*
*The gas station attendant shakes Kirusu's hand*
Hello, I am the manager of this gas station.
A gas station?

I think i can rest here...

Good evening, is someone here?
OOC: Wait. Wait. Is the attendant the manager or is Izanami the manager?
*whispers to the manager*

You told me there would be something to watch. I'M STILL WAITING.

OOC: Pretty sure Izanami's both.
OOC: As you can see the Manager has a mustache.
"He checks his phone until he waits"
Yes, hello, welcome to the gas station convenience store, did you need to talk to me about something?
OOC: Someone make fanart of Izanami with a Mario Mustache.
Hi, I'll go to the store, just for you to know, nice to meet you.

"He offer his hand"
*The gas station manager takes Addalme's hand*
Yes, a pleasure to meet you.
*drives up in four wheeler*

ah finally founded some gas... the tank is running low...
It seems my normal attendant's shift has ended, so I can fill your car up for you.
"He whisper"

Hi izanami, don't worry, I don't gonna say anything about you, but, I would like to speak with you one day about something.

Well, I'll go inside.

"He goes inside"
* Another wave of nausea hits * I need some sleep is there a hotel or inn somewhere
A hotel? The only one I can think of is the Amagi Inn.
*mumbling to himself*
not a word, not a word, just let it happen, not a word.
*The gas station looks at Addalme and a voice echoes within his head*
Very well...
HI @Bgammax!!!! how are you my friend?
Just give me some directions and I'm out
-Outside-

... Anyone here?
I believe it's just down that road.
*The gas station manager points down a road that leads down a grassy plain*
Oh, right!
*The manager runs outside and begins filling Hunter's car*
Thanks I'm going to walk there see you later *heads to the Amagi inn*
@Addalme

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not your friend random guy in a mask. In fact, I don't think I've even met you.
Thanks sir, I've been travailing about to see and photograph.
You don't remember me??
Uh??? He notices hunter...

Hunter!? I-is that you!?
*turns to Crow*

You talking to me?
Well, there not much to do here in Inaba, but it does have the old town kind of beauty you won't get anywhere else.
Yes... I think you was a hunter from yharnam... right??
*sighs*

I honestly don't remember you, though that may not mean I've never seen you but rather that you're so irrelevant I couldn't be bothered to think of it.
*raises a brow at him*

How do you know that detail?
What??

"He thinks"

"Maybe..."

Sorry guys, I think you are the "other of my friends" You know what I mean, right?
Sorry sir, I just got a bad headache after fighting a giant flaming cleric beast.
@addalme
*sighs*

Look, for once, I'm clueless. I'm not one of your friends, I don't want to be your friend. And I'm getting pretty close to making something happen here. So if you would cut the crap that would be nice.
Is ok, is my bad.
Forget about what I said.
The only thing that I can recall is me assisting Pyrrha in Remnant.
I think you would all feel better if you purchased some Amrita Soda in the store.
I think I can go with that.

*hands 5309 yen to the manager*
Thank you very much, sir!
*perks up*

Oh, please do. Purchase Amrita soda. You know, I fought in a tournament they sponsored before. That stuff really is quite great. In fact, I wouldn't mind paying for it, if you guys want.
"He returns to his seat"
Sorry Crow... feels like someone just sliced off two days off of my memories.

*sits on his quad wheeler as he waits*
*sighs*

Alright, I see nothing's going to happen here. Fantastic, I'll be on my way then.

*walks away from the gas station*
"He thinks"

"He knows my code name, I should wait, is reckless try something now"
Why giving me that look? First moment I was helping Pyrrha get her title of Fall Maiden and I am in the place Yu talks about.
You remember that??
Between those two events it's a white blank.
I know what happened... but, maybe some other time, I'll leave soon. I have 5 min, I'll tell you, I promise.
Cya Crow.

*unhooks the gas pump and cruises to Inaba*
I have to leave.

"He whisper to izanami"

"Call me, when we can talk"

"He pays and leaves"

See ya.