I have seen that my former approach to gaining the favor of the masses has backfired, so I have begun a new method with the help of some of my followers. There are baked good on the table over in the corner for all to enjoy. They are made by me so they are no doubt the best you've ever had. If you wish to become a follower of Hubris, then you may evolve from being a simple peasant to being somewhat closer to my perfection. I will lead this world into a new age of prosperity all that you must do is become a follower of Superbia if you wish to join in the new world.
None of you will be able to accomplish anything here, so you might as well just leave...unless of course you want some help. Don't be a bunch of moronic dumbasses.
*Hubris' form changes* I have explained, I am here to save you all. You should feel honored that I even have chosen to worry about mere insects like yourself.
Killing me would be impossible, I am more powerful then any of you can ever be, I simply just want to share some of that power so you don't have to be as pathetic.
I have already said, fighting isn't my intent here. I do not wish to use violence as a method to win people over, I am above that. It is only through you actions that there may be a fight.
The cards burn with the light of Pride, accepting them allows you to access a power that was created by me. It is the power of Superbia, the power that emanates from the Pride of man. Wielding it allows you to have access to some of my abilities as long as your willing to listen to the voice of Superbia.
*The tanks burns up* Yes, I am unkillable, for I am something beyond a God. Any who try to approach me with such violence will simply burn up in the light of my glory.
Well, these aren't simple flames, this is the light of Pride and as such even fire itself will be smothered by my glory. As for immortality, well, I do not believe it is pleasant to live through becoming a charred corpse.
You are all fascinating subjects people of the Nexus. I wish could save more of you but I can only save those of you who accept me. Your greatest weaknesses is you unwillingness to better yourselves.
Then prepare to be chased forever by Sheer Heart Attack for it will follow the next thing that has the highest temperature. The higher the heat the bigger it explosion it will be.
