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Em's (Sk)Armory 3: Now with 75% more Roost
*The doors of the armory open once more. 2 orders lay behind the counter, ready to be picked up.
Anna sits behind the counter, bored out of her mind.*
Hey I kinda lost the Cestus I picked up the other day in a trap. Do you have another lefty weapon?
Oh thank the gods, a customer.

Sure, we've got all kinds of things. Swords, gauntlets, staves, magic tomes, you name it. Anything in particular you'd like?
Just a easy weapon to use that's made for a left handed person
Hmm, easy, huh? Well, if you were using a Cestus before, I suppose you could bump it up a tiny notch, eh?
*Anna goes into the back room, and brings out a large metal Gauntlet*
It's a bit more unwieldy than a Cestus, but it provides much more in terms of offense and defense. Plus, there's a lot more room for upgrades later down the line.
Whaddya say? Interested?
Is it lefty?
Er, yes. We have both styles.
*Shows her the gauntlet*
As you can see, this is a normal gauntlet, but it's made for the left hand. Same armor as a righty.
OOC Him, shit, my bad.
How much?
*walks in with dragon wings and a tail showing*

Hello Anna. I've heard about a store that sells Armor Slayers. Willing to buy one.
3500Â¥.
For an extra 500Â¥, you can add modifications to it too. Paint, elemental charges, extra armor, etcetera.
Do you accept Macca?
Armorslayers? Certainly.
*Heads into the backroom and brings out a large wide-bladed Sword* Click to load png image (size - 611 kb)
Is this what you're looking for?

Macca... I'm not familiar with that currency...
*Searches through a book*
Oh, I see.
From what I can tell, using this conversion rate, that total would be... 13 Macca? I think? It seems like 1 macca is 263 yen.
*browsing at the weapons and armor that Anna has*

Decisions decisions... so many weapons so little time...
*Pops out of a bag that was placed somewhere*
"Do you sell any guns?"
Course. Machine guns, pistols... heck, we even have a gatling gun or two out back. Anything you wanted?
*notices the sword*

Yes Anna, I desperately need that. I've been invaded by Vilebloods who hunted me down and I need something to break their plate armor. So how much is it?
I'd like something a bipedal feline creature can use easily.
Here you go I got a crapload of it. *Pays for the gauntlet and leaves* Hey don't tell Em I lost her cestus.
@The_Hunter 2500Â¥.

@Mona Well, we've got mostly human-size weapons. I'm not entirely sure what your little paws can handle...

@HibkiKuze Alright. Thank you for the business!
Hehe, Em's gonna flip when I tell him another person messed up his gender...
Okay Anna.

*puts 2650Â¥ on the counter to buy the Armorslayer sword*

The 150Â¥ is for the tip.
Oh, thank you! Have a good day!
You too Anna.

*takes the sword and walks out the door*
*enters* Hello
@Anna well, that's too bad. I suppose i'll keep rolling with my slingshot for now.
Ene
*Walks up to the counter*

*Gazes intensely at Anna*

Hello.

Do you happen to have the best guns in the market?
*walks back in*

Hey Anna I forgot to question on what do you call this?

*spread out his dragon wings and wags his dragon tail*
*enters* Hello... got any good bows?
*Walks in* Hello. You must be one of the many many Annas I've heard about. Have any good lances?
*Walks in*
Yo, I hear there are some pretty cool weapons here. Got any good Daggers and even better pistols?
*suddenly appears* hey. Did you look at how to make elemental-resistant armor?
OOC Sorry, I got distracted for a bit there.
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@Ene Er, this isn't primarily a gun shop, but we do have some more high end things. Is there any particular model you're looking for?

@The_Hunter Um... are you a Manakete or something? That's the best I've got.

@Dahlia Yes, we do. We've got bows made from tons of different materials. Anything you need specifically?

@Rom_Dolos Course. We've got lances from across the Outrealms. And other places too. We've got some new Brave Lances in stock, if that's something you're interested in.

@Jokerboi Well, we do offer an upgrading service, but it can get pretty pricy.

@Starwaddle That comes mostly from the metal used. We're running low on most, but we do have some metal for Electricity and Ice resistance.
Nice shop
Thank you. Is there anything you need?
Do you have a scythe?
I'll take anything that looks cool. Even if it's a toy bow, i'll take it...
Well, I was hoping for fire resistance, but I guess electricity is also a bit of a problem... actually, is there anyway for me to get these metals?
@-Reaper- Scythes, huh? Well, we have some basic scythes, is that all you're looking for? Is there anything about it you need special?

@Dahlia Alright, give me a second.
*Anna runs into the back room and brings out a large bow*
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Would this suffice?

@Starwaddle Well, most is from Pre-Nexus supplies, but we have found some within the Nexus in mining caves and so forth. It's pretty scarce though.
Aw, that looks SWEET! how much?
Basic will be fine
Huh... I'll make sure to visit the mines in that case. I think I'll take something for physical attacks. They aren't common attacks, but I have a feeling that I'll need it.
Does having cursed blood from ancient gods which can turns me into a giant flaming cleric beast flowing in my veins and said blood being mutated to a dragon's blood by Nohrian Prince Leo using Brynhilda to resize me after I got shrunken four days ago count?
@Anna I have the funds, don't worry. So, show me what you got
*waits*
*still waiting*
What is taking Anna so long?

*his tail begins to itch*
OOC: Had to leave again, my bad.
IC:
@Dahlia 5500Â¥. These things are both rare, and hard to make. Take good care of it if you buy it.

@-Reaper- Alright.
*Heads into the back room and brings out 3 different scythes*
We have this basic steel one, a two-headed steel one, and a silver one.

@Starwaddle Just some normal armor then? Ok then.
*Brings out multiple types of armor*
We've got some plate armor, some more military gear type armor, some chainmail, among other things I still have in the back.

@The_Hunter Ok, so when you say Nohrian Prince, you mean NOHR as in the Legend of the Black and White Kingdoms?
Well, I guess this place has been weird enough already. Legends turning true doesn't bother me that much anymore.

@Jokerboi Well, we can upgrade your weapons to stronger states. That's about the best I can tell you. Depending on how strong you want them to get, it gets more and more expensive. That fine with you?
The silver one looks good
@Anna Sounds good to me. Show me the big guns!
*hands 5,500 yen* Sold! I'll make sure to take care!
@-Reaper- Alright. That's 3000Â¥.

@Jokerboi Well, you'll need to give me the weapons you want upgraded. The cost will range from 15000Â¥ to 100000Â¥, depending on the weapon and how much you want it boosted.

@Dahlia Thank you for the business.
*pays3000Â¥*
Thank you for the business. Stop by again if you need anything else!
Before i leave do you hire people?
Hmm...well, I was thinking more along the lines of pure physical armor. Do you have anything like that in stock?
Hmm... I don't know actually.
Once my boss gets back, I'll ask him. I'll be sure to let you know.
Alright thanks
*gives her the phone number*
@Anna Here is my trusty pistol.
Yes THAT Nohr.
Bye *walks out*
@Starwaddle Er, I'm confused about what you mean, little lady. Is this not armor? I mean, you could custom order some to your parameters, if that's what you wish...

@-Reaper- Thank you. I'll be sure to call once I get the info.

@Jokerboi Alright. Let me take it for a minute.
*Lays the pistol into a glass case*
If you come back tomorrow, it should be finished.

@The_Hunter I knew it... Well, do you have anything else you needed?
Well, normally in armor there's physical and magical defense, but I want something that has only physical defense, and a lot of it. Does that explain what I want?
I've heard of a Brave Sword so I am wondering of buying it. Plus being called a Hunter Manakete sounds pretty badass. And anyone else who is a quote on quote Manakete?
@Anna I kinda need a really good gun in like 40 minutes or less
@Starwaddle Er, yes. And that's what I brought to you. These are mainly made for physical defense. Does Plate-mail armor not do that?

@The_Hunter Oh, of course.
*Pulls one from under the counter*
I happen to use these myself, so they're under the counter.
That'll be 4000Â¥.

@Jokerboi Oh, well...
I can tweak the gun a bit, if you need. Maybe sell you some better rounds, or maybe even a better gun.
*Brings out another pistol from the back room*
This thing's got a bit higher fire rate than your other one, if that's something that'll interest you. Takes the same magazines too.
Oh... I was just expecting something a bit more... unique...well, I guess I'll take something military grade.
*gazes upon the elegant design*

Such beauty. I'll take it and thank you Anna.

*drops 4100 yen on the counter and sheathes it. And a letter from nowhere falls on his head. He opens it up and reads*

Congratulations, you are now promoted from Yharnam Hunter to Yharnam Swordmaster... nifty!
@Anna You know what, I like it. It feels the same, but packs a little bit of a better punch. How much?
@Starwaddle Well, you can always make a custom order. That... pretty much the whole point of the service.

@The_Hunter No problem! Thanks for the business!

@Jokerboi Just 2500Â¥. You game?
No problem Anna... what is a Swordmaster?
@Anna What a steal!*pays the money* Thanks for the gun. I'll be sure to get a real upgrade another time!*Walks out*
*Warps in*
Nana needs armor that's super light and looks like my clothes!
Well, I need it really soon, so I can't order it right now, but I'll take anything military grade right now!
*walks in and looks around the shop. He notices the other patrons, but decides to ignore them, instead turning to the storekeeper*

Do you have any staves around here? Like, the martial arts kind, not the magic kind. Kinda lost my old one.
@The_Hunter It's a certain type of sword-wielder. They tend to be more about offense than defense, and are pro at landing Crits.
There's also a secret technique that they can learn called the "Shooting Star Sword", or something along those lines. I've only seen it in action a few times.

@Jokerboi Thanks for the business.

@Akamoto_Nanaka Er, I'm sorry to disapoint, but stuff like that doesn't actually exist. At least, not to my knowledge.
I can offer you some lighter armor that can fit beneath the clothes, but that's about it.

@Starwaddle Well, alright then.
*Hands some plate armor that covers the torso, legs, and arms*
Is that fine?

@Bgammax Oh, it's you. Here.
*Hands a steel staff*
My boss told me you'd be comin' around, and left this for you. Then he got into the hospital, so I'm left to clean that up...
Boo... Nana doesn't have time for this!
*Warps away*
Yup! *Grabs the armor and leaves a huge bag of yen on the counter* sorry if this isn't enough, but I'm in a hurry! K thanks bye! *Runs out*
*examines the staff, then hits it against the ground a few times*

Yeah, this will work. Nice and sturdy.
You mentioned Em being in the hospital though, what happened to him?
*storms in*
Whadda ya got that can kill a deity?
Then you got a new Swordmaster infront you and this helps the new Yharnam Hunters so I am excited and have a nice day Anna.

*waves bye and walks out of the store*
*notices Kotone*
From what I've noticed most weapons can kill a deity, but why do you need one?
@Starwaddle W-whoa! U-um, thanks for the business!
Soooo muuuuch moneeeeey!! He won't mind if I take some for myself, will he?

@Bgammax I dunno. They haven't told me yet. Apparently he was at GYM, and he got injured. That's all I know.

@Kotone Shiomi Well, I've got this tome.
*Brings out a purple tome*
This tome is called Nosferatu. It's a holy tome, thats able to kill Gods! Or so they say.

@The_Hunter You too! Thanks for the business!
I'll take it.
Alright, that'll be 4000Â¥.
Cheap...
*Passes the money*
*sighs*

So that's Delta, Kaz, and Em, at least. Sounds like I'm gonna have to visit a hospital soon.
They haven't let any visitors in yet. He told me the staff before he went in.
*Em sneaks into the Armory through the back entrance, avoiding Anna. He goes into a room beyond the back room, and the sound of a lock is faintly heard.*