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Mona
We don't know how long we have left until Robbie Rotten's next strike. (Meeting)
If we don't do something quick, this could surely spell the end of the world.
Cait_Sith
...What the heck, nya?
Jokerboi
Mona, did you have catnip again?
Mona
@Cait_Sith did you not see him declaring his attack? I watched a recording of it because I was asleep when it happened.
Pineapple
Maybe it helps if we sing, we are Number one?
Cait_Sith
I was taking a cat nap during that, nya.
Mona
For those who didn't see Robbie Rotten's threats, I have a recording of it right here: https://g.co/kgs/MucnRK
Mona
Ooc: jk jk https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=7900
Cait_Sith
So he's gonna make us all lazy... I like being lazy, but he's going too far, nya!
pixie
Now watch and learn. Here's the deal; *holds up banana peel*

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
Mido
I suggest you all take the potential threat that this Robbie Rotten holds to all residents residing in the Nexus is one that should not be ignored. Lest you play right into his hands...
Mona
That's right, we have to stop him somehow but his Robo-Sportacus seems invincible. The only thing we can do about it is outlast it.
Mona
@Pixie what are you doing?
Cait_Sith
Agreed! I'ma help change his heart! ...Although I have a full schedule today. Gotta change the heart of a yandere, and maybe help at another Palace as well.
Mona
I'll try entering his name in the nav. Robbie Rotten.
Metanav
Candidate found.
Mona
Yes! But now for those keywords. Hmm, I can't think of anything.
Cait_Sith
*looks at planner, which has things such as "Yandere Palace," "Cat Nap," and "Potential Hospital Visit" written on it* I may have time for a quick Palace infiltration now, though.
Cait_Sith
Hmm... *notices something about shopping written in* Or not. Gotta go soon, nya.
Aki-Joker
Hmm how about as palace a lab.
Villians mostly have evil hideouts.
pixie
If you just beat up on the robo-Sportacus then he'll always fond a way to escape, maybe you should use his own tricks against him.
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Mona
I think the only way we can figure out his keywords is if we send someone to confront him. But, who to send? Obviously not me because I can't do anything in cat form.
-QuietGoodnight-
...Hrm.

Robbie Rotten. Lazytown. Paradise.
Metanav
*In response to Lazytown*: Conditions met
*In response to paradise*: conditions have not been met
Mona
@-QuietGoodnight- how'd you guess that!?
Mona
Well, we know where the distortion takes place. Maybe if we go there we will find out what he thinks of that as?
-QuietGoodnight-
I'm a smart man, Mona...usually, anyways.

Perhaps. I believe it is your call.
Mona
I say we wait for others to arrive until we decide
-QuietGoodnight-
Have we made any progress?
-QuietGoodnight-
...It seems not.
Spectrum
(May I join?)
Mona
@Spectrum OOC: you don't have to ask if you can join. If a rule isn't stated it doesn't exist
Spectrum
(Oh. Ok.)
"Ok, what's going on here?"
Mona
@Spectrum "If you don't know what we're talking about, then it doesn't concern you."
Spectrum
"I just came in. Like right now. I'm assuming we're chatting about planning to take someone's heart based on who's here."
Mona
"-.- unfortunately I have no idea who you are or any reason you could have for coming here. Please leave."
Spectrum
"I didn't realize that you would be so rude when I finaly met you. Honestly, I thought you'd be nicer, since you helped Joker save the world and all. But still, I'm Skyla, also known as Spectrum. Nice to meet you, Mona."
Mona
"I am nice. This is kindness. When a stranger comes into your home for absolutely no reason, telling them to leave politely would be kind, as they came into my house unjustifiably. Look, if Leblanc doesn't have the open sign, you're not allowed in, end of story"
Spectrum
"I mean, I do know about the metaverse, so there isn't really any problem for you if I'm in here. Also, you forgot to change the sign."

Skyla then points to the sign, which hasn't been changed.
Mona
"I *Mona emphasizes on "I"* forgot to change the sign? How much do you expect ME to do? Look at me!"
*Mona pauses*
"Either way, I have little reason to work with you but who am I to prevent you from changing Robbie's heart?"
Spectrum
"...True, you are a cat... But you could've reminded Joker to change the sign."

"But still, I think the more help, the better, right?"
Mona
"Well, we still can't figure out those keywords. So far, all we have is Lazytown"
Spectrum
"Ok. Try... Disguise???"
Mona
"Where would we get such disguises? It's not as easy as you'd think"
Spectrum
"No... As in for the codeword! I mean, it's probably wrong, but I can't think of many things!"
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"Ok... How about... Trap?"
Aki-Joker
Hoe about a Villians Lair or Cave?
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"...Try Purgatory."
Mona
It's no use, we'll never get it at this rate
Addalme
What happen here?
Spectrum
"We're trying to figure out a codeword..."
Aki-Joker
@Addalme just trying to find a way into a palace .
Addalme
Who has a palace?
Spectrum
"You should try Purgatory. It might work."
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"Ok. I was thinking too complexly then."
Addalme
"Checks his phone"

Try a circus
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"Try... Number One."
Aki-Joker
Lazyness._what could the distortion be._.
Bed factory, Hospital, Cafe, Home?
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"...Bench?"
Addalme
Wait a moment, ket's think about it.
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Addalme
Let's
Spectrum
"I am thinking! What about... Hotel?"
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Addalme
A war?
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"...Battleground?"
Addalme
He said something about declaring an atack, is something about that.
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Aki-Joker
Underground ?
Spectrum
"Oasis."
Yu-Narukami
How about a Lazy town?
Addalme
Military base
Mona
We're just grasping at straws here! It'd be easier to ask him ourselves
Spectrum
"No, Lazy Town is the location."
Yu-Narukami
Why not do that?
Spectrum
"Yeah right, as if he'd tell us!!"
Addalme
Leavw it to me
Aki-Joker
@Yu-Narukami that's already the place, we need distortion .
Yu-Narukami
If need be we can force the answer from him.
Yu-Narukami
At very least fighting again might reveal some sort of clue.
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"I don't even think a person would know their own distortion though..."
Addalme
Can I try one last time?
Yu-Narukami
If the distortion is how they see the world then they would at least say something about it.
Aki-Joker
Sure
Addalme
A videogame?
Spectrum
"It's how they see the place."
Spectrum
"... A videogame, really?"
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Spectrum
"Knew it wouldn't work.
Hm... What about... a gym??"
Addalme
This app is broken.
Mona
I think facing him is the only thing we can do at this point
Yu-Narukami
You guys have fun with this...I'm not involved anyway.
*Yu leaves the attic returning downstairs*
Aki-Joker
@Spectrum he is about Lazyness , why a gymn
Spectrum
"I suppose..."
Spectrum
"Because, it's a gym he wants to stop!"
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Addalme
Hen it should be his house, a garden or a forrest.
Spectrum
"UGH! COME ON!!!!"
Aki-Joker
An airship, so he can watch over everything, without doing anything
imtherealklib
*Kalib walks in.*

BETTER NOT BY MY GYM! I'LL GANK THE FOOL!
Addalme
Hi klib
imtherealklib
Hello all! I heard the gist of the story. This guy needs to be stopped. We were too lax.
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
Addalme
An inn?
Metanav
Conditions have not been met
-QuietGoodnight-
*One rather sudden nap later...*

...what have we run through so far..?
Addalme
HE HELL!!!!
Addalme
The*
-QuietGoodnight-
...Bedroom?
-QuietGoodnight-
...No, that doesn't make sense...
Mona
@- QuietGoodnight- too much. These amateurs think it's enough to just keep guessing. I say we confront the man, but... It'd be reckless of me to go alone...
Metanav
Conditions met
Addalme
What? A bedroom?
-QuietGoodnight-
...I'm sorry, fucking-

*He begins laughing uncontrollably.*

I. CANNOT. FUCKING. BELIEVE IT.
imtherealklib
'BOUT TIME! LET'S GO!

*HYPE SOUNDS*
Metanav
*The environment around you doesn't appear to change, except for the fact that it's now perpetual night*
Addalme
I'm out of this shit

"He leaves"
-QuietGoodnight-
Well, this is going to be interesting.

*He slowly stands, stretching.*

...Okay. I guess we should do some recon, then?
Aki-Joker
Wha what a weirdo.

Weird palace
-QuietGoodnight-
Hey, I don't blame him. I mean, you'd usually go to your bedroom to slack off, right?

*He shrugs, quietly exiting 'LeBlanc' to peek around.*
Aki-Joker
Anyway this guy has annoyed a lot of us.

He plans to inflict sloth on us,
We have to stop him.
Spectrum
Skyla has been thinking for the past few minutes. "I can't come up with any more ideas. I guess we need to confront him."