*considers large ice cream cone* Considering the situation, might eating this be dangerous? Yes. Could I just refresh this iteration of my physical manifestation should any serious damages occur? Also yes. Will it be delicious either way? Most certainly yes. *proceeds to consume ice cream*
Ahahaha, you're too late Sportafool! This civilian already fell victim to my latest scheam. Yes, he consumed my Super-Duper Rottenized Specialty Ice Cream. Patent pending. You see, when I shoot an item with my Lazitron 3000, its sugar levels grow immensely. Almost ensuring a sugar crash. Muhahahahaha!
Haha! But don't you see Robbie! Any sugar crash can be overcome by daily exercise and balanced nutrition. *Gives Arlewinn an apple* with this apple, this citizen will surely negate the sugar rush. Your plans are ruined Robbie!
*The cane sugar appears to remain the same* Hmm, it didn't grow in size. Maybe it changed internally? *Robbie Rotten grabs a funnel and shoves the sugar in his mouth* Woah, this tastes so much better! Hmm, it appears the total amount of sugar increases yet the size does not.
Hmmm, so it doesn't actually create new matter out of energy, however, it does appear able to transmute matter from one location to another, potentially infusing the matter into other matter should the destination be a physical object. Does the energy beam need a straight shot?
In that case, have you considered adjusting it to function as a teleportation device and commercializing it? It would seem this reality would most definitely have a market for instantaneous travel.
But once you've completed the adjustments, you'd never have to work on anything ever again! I mean, when you think about it, you wouldn't even have to walk. With a press of a button you could be anywhere! Same goes for anyone who owns a version of said product.
