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[Intro]
Robbie: “Are you, uh, a real villain?”
Bobbie: “Well, uh, technically... nah.”
Robbie: “Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
Bobbie: “Nah.”
Robbie: “Have you ever tried a disguise?”
Bobbie: “Nah, nah...”
Robbie: “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

[Hook]
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)
[Hook]
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

[Outro]
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

Meanwhile in Lazytown...
*Is disguised as a mailbox as he mutters under his breath* <br> With this latest plot, i'm sure to defeat Sportaloser! I'll just replace the letters he sends that give good advice with bad advice! Oh, i'm genuis!
I'm postponing Project SLOTH
Too much work. Maybe... maybe, i'll do it after like 3 months or so. Whenever I get the motivation again.
THE GREAT PILLOW WAR'S LAZY FACTION
Please, join me in sweet sleep, brethen. Can't you see that fighting is too much work?
@Lewd I heard you liked to sleep around
G E T L A Z Y W I T H M E B B Y
Robbie Rotten's palace (continued)
Upon exiting the safe room, the party travels for a while aimlessly. They eventually come across a man in white robes preaching to children. Forum-user Mona warns the group, &quot;There appears to be quite a lot of enemies ahead. We may become cornered if we initiate a fight. How do you want to proceed?&quot; <br> &gt;&quot;Take them out immediately&quot; <br> &gt;&quot;Come back later&quot; <br>
The reason as to why I haven't updated the Robbie Rotten palace in a while...
...is because i'm lazy.
A bench somewhere in Lazytown (plot thread)
*sleeps*
I have awoken. Now, who want's to be the first victim of my newest invention?
*Robbie Rotten pushes a giant lazer and begins preparing it to fire* <br> I call it the &quot;Lazitron 3000&quot;! patent pending.
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
Why is it that you fight only for your efforts to mean nothing? Wouldn't it be easier to give up? To use your life doing nothing? Only if you ignore virtues such as righteousness and self-sacrifice, can you truly be free of pain and suffering. If you just give up now, you can truly be free, not have to do anything. The state of the world is irrelevent to you. Life is limited, so why waste on things that will only end up harming you in the long run. These ignorant fools claiming to be heroes only stir the people into action, to let them feel pain and exhaustion. The citizens are being minipulated by such injust hooligans. Which is why I, taking pity on humanity, will free you. I will free you from forced activity. In the coming months, my minions, which I like to call &quot;Rottenlings&quot;, will free you of your brainwashing and awaken your dormant laziness. You will be liberated into a sleep lasting days, months, years at a time! Resistance is futile and not recommended.
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
I would fight you, but... too much work. And, plus, I didn't even know you were a woman!
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
What's that I hear!? There's someone who already agrees with my message? I'll make them do all the work for me!
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
Forcing others to sleep isn't evil. It means absolute peace!
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
Hmm, is that Aergia I've heard about? So, I heard you like laziness. How about a team-up? If we work together it means less work
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
*yawns* so what?
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
As you can see, my Robo-Sportacus was built with all the power of the super we all know and HATE! There's no way you'll be able to defeat him
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
Please, if you think I don't get it, then by all mean, explain it to me.
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
Although, you did threaten, so I better prepare some defense. <br> *pulls lever* <br> Say hello to Robo-Sportacus! <br> *A being resembling Sportacus appeared*
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
You claim to be sloth, yet you care enough to fight me? You're nothing but another big shot claiming to be a god. Well, mr. ms. and/or Mrs. Big Shot, what do you have to back your threats up?
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
*Robbie Rotten plugs a something into Robo-Sportacus* <br> It seems you've found Robo-Sportacus' one weakness! He needs energy! <br> Welp, that battle was exhausting so I'm gonna take a nap. <br> *Robbie Rotten forcefully exjects everyone out of his lair*

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