Welcome to Phansite archive (beta)
You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.
If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
Why is it that you fight only for your efforts to mean nothing? Wouldn't it be easier to give up? To use your life doing nothing? Only if you ignore virtues such as righteousness and self-sacrifice, can you truly be free of pain and suffering. If you just give up now, you can truly be free, not have to do anything. The state of the world is irrelevent to you. Life is limited, so why waste on things that will only end up harming you in the long run. These ignorant fools claiming to be heroes only stir the people into action, to let them feel pain and exhaustion. The citizens are being minipulated by such injust hooligans. Which is why I, taking pity on humanity, will free you. I will free you from forced activity. In the coming months, my minions, which I like to call "Rottenlings", will free you of your brainwashing and awaken your dormant laziness. You will be liberated into a sleep lasting days, months, years at a time! Resistance is futile and not recommended.
Oh no
This looks like a job for a group of unorganized heroes who don't really have a group name. Guys, let's change his heart!
Let's hear what Sloth has to say about this.

Oh, Aergia~
What's that I hear!? There's someone who already agrees with my message? I'll make them do all the work for me!
AHEM!
Hmm, is that Aergia I've heard about? So, I heard you like laziness. How about a team-up? If we work together it means less work
I don't do evil shit. Except stick a ball gag in my brother's mouth to shut him up.
Forcing others to sleep isn't evil. It means absolute peace!
I'm not sure you get it.
Please, if you think I don't get it, then by all mean, explain it to me.
I AM Sloth.
*yawns* so what?
What you're doing is fucking stupid. So you better stop or I'll slice you into bits.
You claim to be sloth, yet you care enough to fight me? You're nothing but another big shot claiming to be a god. Well, mr. ms. and/or Mrs. Big Shot, what do you have to back your threats up?
*Tons of swords appear behind her floating in midair.... also a Biplane* That enough?
Although, you did threaten, so I better prepare some defense.
*pulls lever*
Say hello to Robo-Sportacus!
*A being resembling Sportacus appeared*
Tch, coward. Fight me like a man... or are you afraid to hit a woman?
*Frontflips in front of Robbie Rotten*
I am Robo-Sportacus 2.0. Now with imitation abilities. [Imitates Sportacus] Greetings, god. How's a nice day for some exercise, so why don't you put those weapons down and play with me?
I would fight you, but... too much work. And, plus, I didn't even know you were a woman!
..... YOU'RE FREAKIN ME OUT! *Swords fly into the robot... it's a robot right? Pretty sure it is... I should be asleep right now*
*The swords make a heavy clanky noise as they fall to the ground*
That all you got?
*Sportacus smirks and then dashes toward Aergia. He leaps before getting close and thrusts his right fist towards Aergia in an attempt to connect a punch*
*Hubris appears in a flash of light*
...Sister?
What exactly is going on here?
*It connects... but doesn't really do anything... except make her pissed* You... PIECE OF SHIT! *She grabs the robot by the arm and throws it at some random building*
I have no idea! This guy is trying to make people sleep and I'm trying to stop that! Now there's a robot and it's fucking weird man!
*As Aergia attempts to throw him, Robo-Sportacus brakes into a backflip and lands on his feet. Sportacus goes into a fighting position and begins gathering energy from his hand. He appears ready to counter any attack Aergia throws at him*
Earhart, gun him down! *The Biplane.... which is apparently a Persona, uses Riot Gun*
As you can see, my Robo-Sportacus was built with all the power of the super we all know and HATE! There's no way you'll be able to defeat him
*The bullets hit Robo-Sportacus' chest and fall flat on the ground*
Tch, that all you got?
*Robo-Sportacus fires a ray of pure energy from his hand at Aergia*
...I...this is just...stupid...
*Hubris puts his hand over his head*
*It hits her. She looks at the robot with absolute fury in her eyes* I got something fun for you. *She smirks and pulls out a ball gag... hoo boy.*
OOC: Dragon ball Z, here we go.
*The robot has an emotionless stare as he prepares for his next attack*
OOC: I don't even know what to say. This is just like "WTF?" but hey, I like it.
OOC: Idk man but I love it.

*She shoves the gag in it's mouth. Defeat*
*As Aergia attempts to shove the gag in Robo-Sportacus' mouth, Robo-Sportacus' mouth becomes a vacuum and consumes the gag. Robo-Sportacus appears faster and more energized*
Thanks for the energy!
*Robo-Sportacus punches Aergia several times with alternating fists, each punch extremely powerful and high impact, creating extremely loud sounds when they connect.
@Kalib OOC: I made a post about a month ago saying to change Robbie Rotten's heart. No one did anything so this is Robbie Rotten enacting his plan.
OOC: Pfft He became Star Platinum

*She leaps back* That's it! You wanna die so badly?! Fine! Earhart.... MEGIDOLAON! *Like shouted Earhart casts Megidolaon.... yeah...*
OOC: I noticed that....shit....I blame Mona for lack of organization...smh...welp, carry on good sir!
Sister...do you need my assistance?
OOC: Oh shit that was a thing! Fuck, can't believe I forgot about that.
*Robo-Sportacus takes the attack*
Heh, I can handle anything.
*Robo-Sportacus attempts to attack several more times before collapsing suddenly*
Out of power. Recharge. Recharge.
Heh, in the end I just had to outlast it. *She stomps on it's head*
I feel this robot is more suited towards me, it seems very proud of its actions...
Shut up Hubris.
Very well, sister.
*Robbie Rotten plugs a something into Robo-Sportacus*
It seems you've found Robo-Sportacus' one weakness! He needs energy!
Welp, that battle was exhausting so I'm gonna take a nap.
*Robbie Rotten forcefully exjects everyone out of his lair*
..... The fuck?
Ooc:im just as confused what just happened?
OOC: The Nexus' newest enemy has appeared. The ELOE is getting stronger and stronger.
who's that pajamas guy?