If you fail to stop me, I will enact sloth upon all of your hearts.
Why is it that you fight only for your efforts to mean nothing? Wouldn't it be easier to give up? To use your life doing nothing? Only if you ignore virtues such as righteousness and self-sacrifice, can you truly be free of pain and suffering. If you just give up now, you can truly be free, not have to do anything. The state of the world is irrelevent to you. Life is limited, so why waste on things that will only end up harming you in the long run. These ignorant fools claiming to be heroes only stir the people into action, to let them feel pain and exhaustion. The citizens are being minipulated by such injust hooligans. Which is why I, taking pity on humanity, will free you. I will free you from forced activity. In the coming months, my minions, which I like to call "Rottenlings", will free you of your brainwashing and awaken your dormant laziness. You will be liberated into a sleep lasting days, months, years at a time! Resistance is futile and not recommended.