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NotAkira
NotAkira's Not-Stolen goods and other such crap.
Welcome to my newly opened shop in the attic of my legal gaurdian's coffee shop. I sel stuff and buy stuff.
Today's specials:
-six dvds that are three months overdue
-A ton of maps of places that don't exist anymore
-My cat's collection of lockpicks and smoke balls
-A few cups of coffee i made months ago.
Bgammax
I'm actually kind of interested in the maps that don't exist. I mean, why would you have those?
NotAkira
@Bgammax
Well, long story short, the places used to exist, but they're gone now.
Shame, they were big.
As big as a palace, even.
Bgammax
As big as a palace... No long....
Wait a minute.. I think I know what's happening.
Are you a terrorist?
NotAkira
What, no.
I leave the terrorizing to Skull.
He doesn't do it on purpose usually, though.
Anyway, are you interested in buying?
only 2000 yen a map.
IamThou
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Trickster, shouldn't you return those DVDs you rented?
Jokerboi
I'll take a nap of Kamoshida's palace, me
Jokerboi
*map
Bgammax
I mean, I guess they're a collectors item, I'll buy a full set of maps. Who knows, maybe I'll be able to sell them to a shady antique shop once they become really old.
NotAkira
@IamThou
Nah.
I have to rebel against the tyranny of DVD rental stores.
As i do with everything that wrongs me, but in subtle ways.
Kuroumi
I'll take the lockpicks, I need to break into someone's room.
NotAkira
@Bgammax
A full set? so all the maps of one area, or all of them?
If it's the latter, you and @Jokerboi might have to fight for a Kamoshida's palace map.
Bgammax
all the maps of one area, not every single map. I don't have that much money on me. I've had other things to buy.
IamThou
@NotAkira
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You're treating this whole "rebel" thing a bit too seriously....

You should still follow the law sometimes or else you'll get it from the back in prison.
NotAkira
@Kuroumi
Gotcha. 200 yen per lockpick. But there's a special unbreakable one for 20,000 yen.
NotAkira
@Bgammax
Alright then. Take your pick of:
museum
bank
pyramid
spaceport
casino
ruse cruise
NotAkira
@IamThou
I can never take the rebel thing TOO seriously.
if i don't expose the wrongdoings of DVD rentals, who will?
Bgammax
Oh, pyramid. I'm sure there's some sucker I can fool into thinking it still exists and sell it for WAY too much.
Kuroumi
2 lockpicks, and maybe that cup of coffee. I can probably fool someone with that.
NotAkira
@Bgamma
alright, pyramid maps coming up.
I think there's two? maybe only one? idk.
Bgammax
If you don't even know for sure how many there are, I'll pay between the numbers.
That'll be 3000 Yen if I remember correctly.
NotAkira
@Kuroumi
Alright, the coffee's 100 yen in addition to the 400 for lockpicks.
that's with the Not-Safe-To-Drink discount applied.
NotAkira
@Bgammax
Yeah, that'll be fine. Thank you, pleasure doing business.
Bgammax
Alright, I might check this place out again later.
*leaves 3000 Yen on the counter, walking away with an indeterminable number of maps*
NotAkira
*Adding more money to his infinite wallet filled with hundreds of thousands of yen. Never hurts to have more.*
Kuroumi
Deal. This'll be fun to do.
*places 500 yen on the counter and jumps into a portal*
NotAkira
@Kuroumi
Thank you, pleasure doing business with you.
Jokerboi
How much for a Kamoshida map, me?
NotAkira
@Jokerboi
2000 yen, like the others.
NotAkira
New item for sale:
-way too many vending machine drinks.