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Phansite vs P5: Guild Madness
(This is a rp outside of Nexus chaos. It will not use characters that the accounts embody- rather, it will use the actual users. Thus, prepare for pure chaos.)

Location: ???

You have no idea where you are. One second, you were using your new app to find your way to that new place across town, and the next, you're in the middle of an arena-looking thing. Complete with bright lights. You can see a few other people around, just as confused as you are. Oh, and now there's a black cartoonish cat on its hind legs. This is one heck of a dream.
Ugh last thing I remember I was playing video games and suddenly I'm here. Why does that cat look so familiar?
Uh, this isn't Liguini's Pizareia.
where the balls am I? A homie can't use google maps so now I use this new app and...*looks at cat*

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS CAT STAND THIS WAY?!
The cat has a belt and a familiar yellow scarf. It looks like a certain character from a video game... Although its blue eyes seem spaced-out.

(Phansite crash. P5 won for a bit lol)
*pokes cat* is this thing...a toy?
*Starts patting its head furiously*
*sighs*
What a pain. Is there any way for me to get out of this mess?
Hey! I am not a cat!
Hey uh all I wanted was some ice cream I don't want to enter this special event can I just pay for my food and go? I don't want to buy your weird cat mascot or anything I just wanted some ice cream.

*Pulls out IPhone* No bars. Wait a minute! That's Morgana! I was just playing P5 just before "this"
IT TALKED WHAT THE FUUUUUK

*SHRIEKS IN SPANISH AND PUNTS THE CAT*
EL DIABLO, EL DIABLO, EL DIAAAAAAABLOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Well Ima try to find a way out of this....place...
@Hikaru

hey, watch what you're doing. That cat did nothing wrong, you really shouldn't hit it.
*Walks up to Mona* Do you know what's going on here?
Nope
I can't find a way out. *looks at everyone confused as why they are here* Sooooo, how is everyone??
ooc: Mona, not you. But funny nonetheless.

ic: The cat is punted very nicely. 10/10 kick. However, it gets up, glowing in blue flames.

You may have made it mad.
ooc: Also, user mona is not this mona. Nor the character itself.
I am Mona, though
I was doing fine before my maps app told me to take a wrong turn and I ended up in some weird arena, how are you kid?
ooc: Character=/=User here, unlike the nexus
Hey I'm sorry please don't kill me. I have some catnip in my bag.
Who am I supposed to be if not myself?
That is a very impressive cat. Good job random spanish dude, you made the magical cat very angry.
It considers for a moment, but its body jerks. It narrows its eyes.

"Persona."

It speaks flatly as a strange figure appears behind it. It sends a green tornado at the group.
ooc: be yourself. The one behind the screen. Tear off hte mask
*Gets blown back* ow that hurt! *Reaching into my bag I grab the bag of catnip open it and throw it towards the cat*
The person behind the screen is Mona, though!?!?!? I'm serious! I'm posting this using Joker's wifi!?!?!?
*walks back for a little, before turning to run from the tornado*

Yeah, no. This is definitely a thing I'm not doing.
The cat is distracted for a moment, but as it reaches for the catnip, the figure re-appears. It sends out another green tornado.
Wait Mona I know of a way to make you human!
*Goes behind a rock* Effing cats with there green tornadoes and catnip, what the hell is going on here?
Mona tilts his head, suddenly intrigued, but draws a sword that may or may not have been there before. Magic cats are weird. It might be best to run...
*mutters* Note to self, do not go to McIce Cream ever agai--?! *gets knocked back by the green wind*

Ow-- Hey, what the hell was that?! *looks around* Did you all see that? What?!
Just stop attacking us and I might be able to help you.

*Im slowly backing up as I say this*
*Grabs a smaller rock and chucks it at Mona's head* Catch this cat!
*Is, of course, already far, far away, due to being something of a coward...despite the desperate urge to pet the cat.*
"Y'all really gonna fight that thing? Some of ya got the right idea in runnin' but the rest of ya need a Persona or somethin'." A new voice comes from a strange green snake. It pokes its cobra-like head into the spotlight. "Run, ya idiots!"
---
Those who have already fled come across a white fox, standing on its hind legs.
*i forget negotiating and begin to run away however i run for about 30 seconds before kneeling over unable to breathe but i keep trying to run*
Hey cat! You are weird. just some weird thing that should not exist. What even are you?
*picks up another rock and throws it yet again at mona*
Mona stares at the person who shouted at him before stepping closer with his sword.
The fox looks up at the panting person. "I see thou art tired. Hast thou met the first thief?" it says calmly.
*I desperately begin opening my bag looking for something but I collapse still conscious but my bad skids ahead of me* Help. *My tone sounds like I'm chocking and can't breathe*
*Runs towards Mona trying to punch him in the face* I WILL NOT LOSE TOP A STUPID CAT IN WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS!!!
*at this point my face is turning blue* In bag inhaler to me please.
...indeed. Who might you be?
Inhaler! Please!
The fox tilts his head and picks up the bag. "Thy item of current importance is in here, correct?" His front paws dig into the bag.
---
"Oh fer... If ya are gonna fight, lemme give ya a boost! Yer fightin' spirit is strong, right? Shadow Hand's power will be yer strength!" The snake rushes towards Bona, tapping their leg. A shooting pain suddenly blurs their vision. (You know what time it is. Persona time.)
Yes please it's a little capsule with a bottle in it.
The fox nods and tosses over the inhaler. Somehow.
OOC:Do I get a persona now? If so do I get to make one?
*I use it and finally catch my breath taking a moment to recover I ask a question* Who are you and what's happening here?
ooc: Make one! Get one! Either way, you get a Persona! And Wild Card stuff courtesy of snakey here
OOC:Ok Ima make this big lol
*pulls out a gun and shoots everything in a rampage*
The fox bows. "I am Suni. Guide of the Third Eye. It is a potential guild that shall see the world's secrets."

"Pah!" A racoon, sitting cross-legged nearby, snorts. "That doesn't matter. All that matters is that we beat up the guys causing this chaos. That's what us Night Raiders are for."
*I scream out of pain as I crawl onto the ground, I hear a voice in my head and make a contract with something. Then a blast of white light comes out of me revealing a persona that looks like an angel. The angel has Two big wings and long white hair* Morpheus! I call upon you!

OOC:Morpheus is a greek god of dreams that i thought would make a cool persona a while ago so here he is.
"I see you are different from the others." A strange creature walks to User-Mona on its hind legs. A pangolin, for those who know. "You have your own free will... And a wild one too."
*Still breathing a little hard I start to panic at hearing the racoon out of nowhere* Somebody better tell me what's happening.
"Yeah! Go for it!" The snake screeches. Mona steps back in surprise.
*I look over to Mona* Now...*Cracks neck* Its time for a real fight cat.
Why are the phantom thieves attacking us? I did nothing wrong!
*Looks over to Hibiki Kuze* Who knows why they are fighting, all I know is that they won't stop until they are beat.
Mona swings his sword, still having that dull look in his eyes.
---
"That is what the Third Eye seeks to find. Thy curiosity could be of great help to us," Suni says. "Of course, Rago wishes to strike the problem as the Night Thieves."
Well I'm no fighter I almost died after running to you two. I just need to get home!
*I look into Mona's dull eyes* Thats not normal....*Stands down from attacking Mona and Looks over to Suni* Hey uh, what is going on here?
"Ah, but what will happen if thy head is turned away from the problem? Thy potential is great. My power can be of use to thee. The Third Eye can save you... especially if thou art dragged here once more," Kusi says. He reaches out a white paw.
Mona continues to charge, barely missing as the snake hisses at him.
*Looks back at Mona* I don't know whats happening, but whatever is up with him is NOT normal. Is there anyway to help him?
*I take his paw in my hand* I hope I'm making the right choice here.
*He quietly looks on, slightly confused.*
"Just hit 'im a bit! He'll back down if ya do! He ain't that interested in a tough fight!"
---
The fox's eyes gleam, and a searing pain forms in Hibki's skull. A voice resonates in their mind... (Persona time again! Another Wild Card, courtesy of Suni)
ooc: Called him Kusi at one point wtf brain
*Looks at Mona and looks kind of unsettled by his eyes* Morpheus! *I use Kouha on mona hoping to land a hit*
*I collapse to my knees from the pain*

"Get ready to awaken from this rotten society and be prepared to gain new power*

*Suddenly behind me is a white tiger with black stripes*

Byakko Bufudyne!

Mona yelps as he is hit. He seems surprised he was hurt that much. He shakes his head and dashes away into the shadows of the arena.
*His eyes widen.*

...A Persona...?
Mona screeches as ice stabs his tail. His footsteps fade away.
*Feels kind of bad for hurting Mona* W-Will he be ok?
Rago grins at Quiet. "Pretty cool, huh? That's a Wild Card for ya."
"Eh, he'll be fine. Oh, and since yer Shadow Hand's 'leader' of sorts now, might as well tell ya my name. I'm Questa, got it?" The snake flicks her tail.
Ugh I'm so exhausted mentally. *looking down at my outfit my normal t shirt and jeans is replaced by a hoodie with bunny ears on the hood and blue pants* When did this happen?
*Looks surprised* W-Wait...Me? Leader? Questa, thats a weird choice. Also just call me Bona, don't want to go out using my real name, wherever we may be.
...Indeed.

*He gives a short nod.*

Though it is quite the burden to bear, I'd imagine...in time, anyways.
"It is thy thief outfit. I shall thee... Hibki. That is thy code name, leader of Third Eye." Suni nods.

"Bona, eh? Simple code name. Yer a bona-fide phantom thief now. Welcome to Shadow Hand, the guild of power!" Questa laughs.
"Well, you wanna join in? I've got power to spare. But you can join another guild if ya want. Fine either way," Rago says with a shrug.
Thanks i guess. Now how do we get home? It's late and I have stuff to do tomorrow.
Haha...Glad to be here. *Looks down to see his attire as a greek gods attire, A toga and golden leaf crown on head with a shimmering golden mask in crescent shape* Woah, this....is pretty cool!
Suni hums. "The exit should be... that way. Thy route to the real world is through that door." He waves at a door at the far end of the arena. "Should you wish to speak with me again, say 'Third's Eye Hideout' into the Metanav."
Metanav?
As this so called leader, can i ask if we are to join you, what is our goal?
"'S a pretty cool outfit!" Questa remarks. "Oh, and since Suni's givin' out contacts, say 'Shadow Hand Hideout' into the nav to find me. You'll be taken right there!"
"The Metanav is the app you used to get here," Suni explains.

"The goal? Well, Shadow Hand does things with force. We strive to be the best- so nobody can knock us down!" Questa flares out her cobra-like neck.
*After much hesitation, he nods.*

...I suppose it would be pointless to avoid it. Very well.
who's the leader for the Dank Memes guild?
*looks at phone* So with this app...If I say "Shadow Hand Hideout", I will be brought there?
Because I wanna fight for the title. with my trusty persona!!

*whips out fancy pistols*

*twirls pistols with ease*
*Pulls out phone and sees the new app* Huh that's the app I opened right before I was brought here. Thanks I'll be back tomorrow to help out. *Leaves and when I'm in my room I go bed somehow more exhausted then ever*
Also, If I am to pursue this position as leader, I hope I can be of service in helping everyone and coming up with plans.
<3 __ <3 don't worry, Bona! You'll do great!!
Hehheh, I hope so...This is going to be weird.
SO, just to clarify: there is no Dank Memes guild yet and I can officially found it here?
Rago grins. "I see ya made your choice." He holds out his hand.

"Excuse me." A gentle claw bumps Doll's leg. "I see you have your thief outfit, yet your Persona is not formed. Perhaps I can bring it out with my power. I've not decided on a guild name yet, but... Dank Memes could work..." The pangolin hums.
*fistpumps* AWE YEAH!!!
Now let's just hope I don't regret it.

*He grins, taking Rago's hand firmly, steely determination in his eyes.*
ooc: yes, this Guide just went with the first name given. Fitting, for the Dank Memes guild.
---
ic: Questa nods. "Yep, Shadow Hand Hideout!"
*Reaches Towards Rago's hand* And if there is going to be a name for this undecided guild, I don't know too much about the Dank Memes Guild, don't we want to be a little serious?
Both Rago and the pangolin make contact with their respective candidates. The blinding pain appears at once, followed by a strange voice...
OOC:Wait take back the Rago hand thing got lost and know that wasn't a me action lol
Questa huffs. "You're with me. Don't touch that racoon. And as for that Meme guild... Tarumi can choose whatever he wants."
A-Are we really going with Meme Guild...I never thought being a leader would feel...this weird...but I'll get used to it, I guess.
*puffs chest* dude, the Dank Memes guild welcomes all, and encourages strength of heart through memes. we shall rule!!
OOC: @Cait_Sith Should I be going about the same level range as Byakko, at about LV 55? Or weaker/stronger?
MY PERSONA HAS AWAKENED

i am thou

thou art i

thou hast welcomed VENUS into your heart

take aim with the grace and passion of LOVE

http://imgur.com/a/TosMI
*Claps hands together* Well, I guess we are the Dank Memes guild. As leader, I'll try my best to make this team great! I look forward to working with you all
"Yay." Tarumi seems sleepy, but pumps his claws in the air excitedly.

"A start to each group... very well. I shall wait a bit longer for potential members, but this is a good start," Suni says.
ooc: Bona is Shadow Hand, not Dank Memes. Sadly.
*fistpumps* AWE YEAH

THIS GUILD IS GREAT!!

*Doll is hyped*
Hmm, how many members are we striving for Suni?
ooc: Whatever you wish. Fights will be adjusted to level range, but I suggest at the very least mid-30s.
wait so is bona the leader of Dank Memes??
"As many as we can. Thy Guide seems eager to gain immense strength... but expected of Questa," Suni replies.
I'll be leader of whatever *shrugs*
If bona's the leader of Shadow Hand, Ima be the leader of Dank Memes, then Shadow Hand and Dank Memes can be friends and team up against other guilds!!
ooc: Leaders

Doll- Dank Memes

Hibki- Third Eye

Quiet- Night Raiders

Bona- Shadow Hand
*Doll's determination rises*

WE WILL BE GREAT
Well, I hope more people will join our team.
OOC: So we are kind of like factions of different teams, all working towards the same goal?
ooc: On a broader scale, yes. But each has individual focuses that define their operations. For example, Third Eye is intel-based and investigates, while Shadow Hand is focused on grinding and gaining power relative to other guilds. Dank Memes, however, does whatever it wants.
I SHALL PLEDGE MYSELF TO THE DANK MEMES

I, Doll, pledge to always be fair and kind and always hear out complaints from my fellow guild-mates. I promise to uphold the tradition of creating and sharing dank memes, and supporting my guild-mates through any crisis that may arise.

With this, my guild, and my legacy, is forever sealed into the depths of Mementos.

*The speech seems to fill Doll with determination and courage*

*Doll's confidante rank with the other guild leaders has increased*

*Doll can now support fellow guild-members and other guild leaders in the heat of battle*
Lol the Dank Memes are literally the Wild Cards of PS vs P5
OOC: Huh, neat, I like it.

IC: *Looks at Questa* So what made you choose me for Shadow Hand?
What the...
I was just on my phone when suddenly I just went here!
What is this place...
"Mostly cause ya fought Mona without a Persona at first. That takes guts," Questa says, nodding to herself.
*He falls to his knees, his mind screaming in utter agony- and very close to following suit aloud.*

-I am thou...Thou art I...You who would stand against all others to see your goals reached, I lend you my strength..-

...The enemy will hear the horn of war! Come, Kurama Tengu!
Hmm, something about leaders? I like anime, so I could be the leader of the Soul Eaters!
Rago laughs. "Another one! Just our lucky day..." The racoon wags his ringed tail.
oh! a new lurker!! WELCOME TO THE METAVERSE!!

*Doll is excited*

*Doll shakes the newcomer's hand with a surprising grip*
(Or maybe I should go Ongyo-Ki, since it IS the Night Raiders...)
Rago whistles. "Wow... very nice Persona."

Suni sighs. "Newcomer, there are no more guilds for thy leadership. Thou can join one of our groupa, however.
Venus: hmmm. Darling, don't you think you're being a little rough on the new guy?

*Doll releases the lurker*

Doll: *embarrassed flush* OMG I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY??
I hope we work well together Questa, and I hope I continue to fill your expectations of me. *Clenches fist and puts it in the air* I'm pumped!
(Aw well. Whatever works.)
ooc: Whatever you want. Doesn't really matter, cause wild card
I have to agree... I can get used to this.

*He manages to stand, smiling.*
I still don't know where I am th-AGH!
W-WHATS HAPPENING!
*Bona feels immense pain as a ninja suit appears on him and a dragon mask too*
A mysterious Voice: So, you've finally arrived
Bona:W-who are you?
A.M.V: I am the one you have neglected for so long
Doll: oh no... I think I killed the newcomer... ;_;

Venus: Oh come now.

*Bona catches Doll's eye*

Doll: OMG YAY I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE A FELLOW LEADER THIS IS GONNA BE SO GREAT I'M SO PUMPED!!

*Doll seemes extra pumped today...*
"That's the spirit! If you wanna meet up, just say 'Night Raiders Hideout' into the app you used to get here, alright?" Rago says.
(The me in this rp has disappeared- I now give support from the side by lurking in this thread :') Go go go! You will prevail, Phansite users!)
Venus: I promise to try keeping the human in check when we visit.

Doll: As soon as the Dank Meme's get a hideout, we'll totes let you party with us!! :D
"Calm down, dear. He's not a leader. However, he can join us," Tarumi says. Unlike Doll, he seems strangely calm.
Bona: What? I never-AGH!
A. M. V: Stop lying to yourself and me! We both know we have forgotten your past. But, if we resume our contract, you will have the necessary strength to stop the evils here. Will you?
Bona: Yes. I'm ready.
Doll: OMG HI ENIGMATIC LURKER!! ^_^
OOC: Just to ease up on things so nothing gets confusing I'll change my code name to...

IC: Dreamer...*I think to myself* Yea, Lets go with Dreamer, thats my code name, Morpheus is the god of dreams after all.
ooc: *emotional flute plays at Enigma* ...just kidding. You're free to jump in, or appear at a later Hideout thread
Questa nods. "A good choice, Dreamer."
Of course.

*Kurama-Tengu vanishes, briefly replaced by Ongyo-Ki beforehand, as a plain black mask, covering the upper half of his face, finally materializes.*

...This power...Yes. We will accomplish much, Rago.
Doll: GASP Bona04 is awakening!!!

Venus: sigh. you get so hyped over everything... o-o
*Nods at Questa and smirks* I thought so myself.
A. M. V: Very well.
I am thou, thou art I....
*Bona screams in pain after ripping mask off*
Bona: Yes, I understand now. The owner of all things dead, Hades! I feel his power coursing through me!
*Bona then begins to pass out from exhaustion because he's tired from his awakening*
*Venus sends a wave of LOVE over to Bona04*

*Bona04 feels revived after their ordeal*

Doll: Good job, Venus!! You did great!! ^_^

Venus: :D
"Heh, you bet we will! Let's work together to stop whatever boss comes before us!" Rago smirks.

Tarumi slowly nods. "Yes... a fascinating Persona has awakened..."
*Doll nudges Bona04 with Venus' umbrella*

Doll: .... he's not dead... o-o

Venus: *places blanket over Bona04*
Bona:Woah,what happened?
Wait, when did this costume get on me!?
"You awakened to your Persona," Tarumi says sleepily.
Venus: you awakened to your inner power

Doll: CONGRATULATIONS!! ^_^
WOAH. That is cool I guess. But I'm confused. How did I get here? Why am I here? Was I summoned? I don't know what's happening!
Doll: ^_^ it's a little confusing at first, but your phone brought you here!!
And how did I awaken?
Venus: wow. technology

*Venus' use of sarcasm causes Doll to laugh uncontrollably*
Damn right.

*He smirks with Rago, then gains a thoughtful expression.*

...I suppose I'd need a codename of some sort. What to choose, however..?
That's interesting. I mean this area is giving off a strange vibe. I'm very intrigued.
This app though, It is quite strange. Don't you think Doll?
Wait, this is similar to something I've played before... Person 5 was it? WOAH, it is like in persona 5!
*Persona not person
Doll: But you shouldn't stay too long on your first time. You could drain yourself completely!

Venus: and then your persona could devour you in an attempt of becoming self-sufficient...

Doll:0-0
But I wasn't using an app. I was watching YouTube when it suddenly brought me here! I guess I closed and misclicked the app?
Doll: The app is real fancy!! Looks like an eye!! ^_^
Venus: that video on youtube must've sucked you in then...
Yeah, I should get going. I'm tired. I guess I'll see you tommorow if I can find out how to work this app? Night!
(@Cait_Sith Nah, acting as myself is... a bit too daunting for me. Perhaps I'll come back as a bootleg Morgana or something, but that's not really me as a user. Welp, I'll still be watching on the sidelines though. Destroy those shadows, Phansite Users!)
*suddenly dissapears*
Right now, I'm going to focus and try to see how I can be a good leader. Just need members to my guild to see how good I can be...This whole thing may lead to some tough battles. And that cat-Er Mona, something was wrong with them.
Doll: *aims fancy pistol at a nearby shadow* KA-POOF!!!

*the shadow poofs into confetti...*

ooc: Very well! Buuut I guess I can shove you in as bootleg Morgana. You'll be birbgana.
Questa rolls her eyes. "I can agree with that. But it won't matter as long as we make 'em stop their chaos in the Metaverse."

Tarumi claps at the display.
Venus: this is all so exciting. I hope I can be of some assisstance!

DOll: of course you will be!! You're my persona!! *Doll hugs Venus*

Venus: You are a kind human. <3__<3
What exactly are they doing in the Metaverse Questa?
"They've been attacking things, nearly breached the Metaverse exit, created disturbances in the general unconsciousness... It worries me," Questa admits.
ooc: Oh heck it's late need sleep
Hmm, well, I don't know much about the Metaverse but that doesn't sound good. I'm willing to do anything I can to stop them from breaching the exit, and any other thing they do thats bad.
OOC:Well this certainley is interesting, I'm looking forward to the future of this RP!
OOC: As am I. I'll have to keep this tab open.

*Upon further inspection, -Quiet- appears to have donned an outfit almost identical to Ongyo-Ki's own, much to his surprise.*

*-QuietGoodnight- gains Ongyo Blade, Silenced Pistol, and the Ongyo Outfit!*

...Perhaps I can tackle that aspect at a later date. Where on Earth did I get all of this..?
Doll: this is my outfit!! it's so cute!! :D
Doll: <3 __ <3 so cute o-m-wow

Venus: <3 __ <3 so cute...
OOC:I like how Im in shadow hand yet have a bright white costume lol
Doll: lol we should have banners
*gets up, groaning*

I knew I shouldn't of used that weird app. Now, where am I?

*walks and looks around*
Doll: HELLO NEW LURKER!! ARE YOU HEAR FOR THE MYSTERIES OF METAVERSE WONDERS???

*Venus clamps hands over Doll's mouth*

*Doll doesn't bother struggling*

Venus: Please, excuse my human. Welcome to the Metaverse, young one. If you so wish, you can join our guild, Dank Memes?
HOY HOY MATHA FAKAS, THE BEAST HAS JOINED IN
DID SOMEONE SAY

D A N K M E M E S
A pangolin shuffles over to stand beside Doll. "She came up with the name."
The pangolin nods. "Ah... more people are interested?"
*Doll beams with excitement*

*Venus deems it somewhat safe to release her precious human*
so what are we doing? Shit posting? CUZ THATS WHAT IM BEST AT! BRING IT ON WHAT ARE WE FUCKING UP?
The pangolin hums. "Well... this group does whatever it wants. We aim to defeat the rogue Phantom Thieves with Personas, but that's just a broad goal."
... maybe I got too hyped, wait where is everyone?
Doll: Remember, though!! All the guilds have a purpose! Dank Memes is the wild card guild and can choose to help other guilds when they are in need of support!

*Venus looks on, proud of her human*

Doll: We raid the shadow depths of the metaverse; help cats down from trees! (looks up at Mona); and and and we also bake cake on Fridays, so don't miss out!! ^_^

*Venus is unsure of the situation....*
*Eats some garlic shrimp*
hey inrai, gibbi some .-.
"Most people have gone home. However... if you get your Persona, you can join Dank Memes," the pangolin says as if this is the most normal thing in the world.
Venus: Also, newcomers, you may awaken to your personas. We implore you look deep within your heart, and let free the voices of justice and freedom!
0how in hell am i suppos to get a persona WHEN IM A JACK FROST(depressed
Doll: OH MY GOD YESS DANK MEMES NEEDS MEMBERS PPL!!

*Recruitment has filled Doll with determination*

Venus: 0-0 Oh no what have we done!!
ooc: Character=/=person ur using here. Weird rp, I know
Venus: If you're Jack Frost, then you can awaken to King Frost...

Doll: The logic is immaculate :D
ooc= i know
ooc: but feel free to be a jack frost if ya want
The pangolin nods. "It is possible..."
Doll: #LOOPHOLESSSSSSSSSS

Venus: If we're meant to put down cake orders, I want strawberry cream vanilla sponge

*Venus is adamant with her cake choice*

Doll: :D anything for you!! <3 __ <3
I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... Thou who wishes to ruin peoples life by dank memes I hear your call, so call apon my name AND RELEASE THY MEMES
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"Here it comes..." the pangolin mutters.

ooc: Why is he a pangolin? Why not?
...I never asked for this
*Sneezes*
ooc: That persona is freaking perfect
Doll: IT'S HAPPENING

Doll: IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

*Doll cannot contain her excitement as she jumps up and down*

Venus: A truly glorious day indeed...

*Venus will be sure to monitor Doll's sugar intake from now on...*
occ: I KNOW RIGHT
sooooo persona dude, what the hell is even your name?
Demi-memed
"A unique Persona... I, Tarumi, welcome you to the guild of Dank Memes." The pangolin bows.
figures. now lets see what this bad boy can do!
memedyne
"There should be some Shadows nearby," Tarumi mutters. As if on cue, a shadowy blob thing appears in the arena.
I do not like the name of this skill!
Doll: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF DANK MEMES!! WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE!! ^_^

Venus: We wish to welcome you with a glorious salute and bid thee a prosperous fortune as we journey into the pits of Mementos... :)
The blob cannot handle the dank memes and explodes.
Doll: WOW!! THAT'S LIKE MY PISTOLS!! *shoots another oncoming shadow in the face --> the shadow explodes into confetti*

Venus: perhaps it is a Dank Meme-esq power...
WELL THAT WORKED SOME HOW 0-0
Venus: You are now one of us. We implore you thoroughly enjoy exploding shadows

Doll: THAT WAS SO COOL WOW IM SO HYPED!!

*Doll's hype metre went from 5 to 10*
Dank.... Meme guild?... *sweatdrops* No thanks. I'll go on my own.
ehhhh, where am i anyways? just woke up after a overdose of dank memes, is this hell?
Doll: ;_; Well.... Okay I guess...

Venus: If our guild does not suit your needs, we implore you check out the other guilds. they are more objective-based and may suit your interests.

*Venus pats Doll on the head to cheer her up*

Doll: OH YEAH!! ^_^ YOU SHOULD TOTES CHECK OUT THE OTHER GUILDS. THEY'RE WAY COOL!!
It seems more people have entered this strange place.
"This is the Metaverse. You must have accidentally opened the Metanav app and were sucked here," Tarumi explains.

"Thou art baffled, no?" A white fox walks over to Random on its hind legs. "Tarumi's guild is strange. There are others thou can join."
what are fucking goal for fuck sake! I wanna go back and smoke mah weed and drink my mntdew
and I am pure meme guild, fuck u man ._.
Doll: wasn't there that one guy who was sucked in through YouTube?? 0-0

Venus: That was strange indeed.... o-o
Tarumi tilts his head. "We do whatever we please as long as we can defeat the Phantom Thieves. But... I can acquire this 'weed' and 'Mountain Dew' for our hideout."
Metaverse? Shit, I'm in Persona 5 then. Wonder what my Persona is. Hmm, I had several ideas for it. Maybe I have multiple Personas? Nah, that'd be dumb.

*looks at the fox*

Give me a rundown on the other guilds, please.
OH
NOW MATE YOU HAVE MY INTERST LETS GO AND FUCK THESE PAHNTOM THIEVES BITCHES UP!
Doll: The Dank Memes guild is support-based, I guess. We mostly help out the other guilds get on their feet. Then we explode lower-classed shadows into confetti. We haven't got a hideout yet, but we're just waiting for a wild card to join up so we can make a palace!!

Venus: wouldn't we just be extorting them then..? o-0

Doll: It's not extortion if they get something in return!!

Venus: Like what?

Doll: Um... uhh...... I'LL THINK OF THAT LATER T_T"
now's not the time for this lets get these chumps down! where the phantom thieves at!? bring it on mathafakas
Venus: We still need to level up and gain power though...
Hello, if you are looking for a guild, feel free to join Shadow Hand, we are all about strength and pulling of tasks that are tough. If you join us it will not be an easy road, but as leader I'll make sure that we defeat anything in our way, and to make sure that every one is still alive after all is done.
*mumbling* Hmm. I'll need to know the date. If it's after April 10th, there's no chance of me getting into the Phantom Thieves. Actually if it's 2016 in general, I'm screwed.
Tarumi tilts his head. "Actually, Doll, my power made you into a Wild Card."

The fox nods. "The Dank Memes guild... well, Doll just explained it. My guild, Third Eye, is tasked with investigating the meaning behind the strange occurrences in the Metaverse. Shadow Hand relies on gaining power to crush any obstacles. Finally, the Night Raiders focus on destroying boss-like beings as fast as possible."
we are all
so what's are task? I wanna get loose and eff some shit up! THROW ME AT EM BOSS
Doll: HOLD THE PHONE....

Doll: If I'm a wild card... *looks at Venus*

*Venus looks at Doll*

Venus: We need to recruit some shadows to our cause...

Doll: WE NEED TO MAKE A PALACE HOLY SHIT IM SO DOWN FOR THIS!!
*Doll fistpumps*
*nods.* I see. The guilds have there own distinct proposes. Not sure which one I'll join though. Also, do you think you could put me in a situation for me to unlock my Persona?
Venus: But for now, we must rest. Bonafied, would you mind if Doll and I crash at your base for tonight? I'm worried about the hangover Doll will have after her sugar high...

Doll: *yawns* so sleepy...
just look deep in you and let loose of you buttcheeks, thats how I got mine. The demi-memed Click to load png image (size - 71 kb)
It seems the Dank Memes Guild is lively as ever. *Smiles and laughs*
Actually, Persona Users can't have Palaces. Sorry.
Venus: New Lurker, I suggest facing your deepest fears and desires. often times they will show your truest heart.
Also Doll, I don't really have a base yet, I think I still need to find one...
"Palaces are out of the question, but each guild has a similar structure known as a Hideout," the fox explains. "There's more to it, but think of it as a place created by a Wild Card and a Guide."
Venus: Wild Cards, because they have so many sides to themselves that they cannot possibly keep track of them all, especially Doll, since she neither has a Velvet Room pass, attendant, or compendium, would require to make a palace in order to store any unused or stationary-themed personas that cannot be transported without massive mental strain.
Venus: Doll will have to destroy her palace once she gets an attendant or even just a compendium, and make a proper hideout. but for now, I need my precious human to be in full sanity ;_;
blah blah blah LETS GET TO KILLING ALREADY DAMNIT
Doll: Hey, ima just pass out here. Venus, can you guard me?

*Doll falls asleep anyways*

Venus: -_-" sigh im on guard duty then...
Tarumi sighs. "All right, young one... we shall head for Mementos is a few minutes (aka after Cait gets some f o o d)."
ohhhhhhhh k
Hmm. Face myself. Yes I suppose that is how it works. GUH!

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*a voice rings out through the area.*

(Well, well. Here we are in a new world. And you're lost, alone and afraid.)

I'm... I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid at all!

(LIES!! You fear what could happen! What WILL happen! Hahahahahahahahaha! You want my power, don't you?)

Y-yeah. I do.

(Then prove you DESERVE IT!! Tell me, what do you hate the most?)

W-what?

(Did! I! STUTTER!!)

GAHHHHHHH!! People that think they can say whatever they want, do whatever they want, ANYTHING THEY WANT!!

(Really? Even yourself?)

GRRRRAAHHHH!! JUST SHUT UP!!

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, you are most amusing. Very well. Let's sign a contract.)

*a mask appears on my face*

(I am thou. Thou art I)

*I start pulling at the mask*

(It's time to let that pent up rage and frustration out and RIP AND TEAR!!)

*I start yelling in pain as the mask starts to slowly come off.*

(You know my name. Now, SAY IT!)

Jack, The Ripper.

*the mask finally come off, blood spattering everywhere, as blue flames engulf my body.*

OOC: and scene. Now I'm shit at describing clothes so, use your imagination.
noice person mate! better then my fucking persona >_>
STOP MAKEING SHITTY MEMES DEMI-MEMED! YOU GONAN FUCKING KILL ME I SWEAR
(Damn, @Randomperson2021! That was an amazing awakening!)
ooc: That... was amazing.

Anyway gotta go for a bit. Mementos thread shall come when I return
"Where the hell am I?"
A ringed tail wags from a pillar. "Another one here, eh? Ya have the potential, I see..."
*I wake up dazed and confused in my own bed* ugh what a dream. I gotta get going. *I grab my bag and start heading out the door when I notice the new app on my phone. I launch it and without thinking say "Third eye guild" after that the world starts to spin around me and i pass out waking up in a strange location.
Location: Third Eye hideout

Suni is already there, sitting on the edge of a stone fountain. The entire place is made of stone and covered in ivy, giving it a mysterious and ancient feel.
Either I'm still dreaming or this is real. *I look down to see myself in my thief clothes.* Or someone put LSD in my dinner last night.
Suni chuckles. "This is not a dream. It is not thy reality, either. The Metaverse is a strange place, would thou agree? Not much has happened since thy departure, but I sense a strong Shadow will appear later tonight."
Ok so we should train up to make sure we can fight it. Ive played rpgs we need to fight and level up our personas. Now didn't you say something about me being a wild card last night? Does that give me a special power?
"Yes. Thou can wield multiple Personas, and negotiate with Shadows. Kind of like that..." Suni thinks. "Shin Megoomi Tensay game?"

ooc: gotta go for a bit
Yeah that kind

OOC: okay see you soon.
OOC: I'm finally awake.
"Hm?"
"W-Where am I?"
"My compact! Where is it?" Maki searched the area for any sign of Her compact, but it was nowhere to be found.
Location: Third Eye hideout

Suni nods, satisfied. "Thou hast grasped the concept. Thy power shall be of use. Fusion is out of thy ability right now, but my power may let it happen eventually."
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Location: Shadow Arena

"Oh hey, a new arrival!" A green snake slithers up to the person, fangs gleaming as she smiles. "Welcome to the Metaverse!"
I'd say this is a dream come true but I'm guessing us being here was an unwanted side effect of what's going on.
"I'd say so, too. We must investigate to find the meaning behind it," Suni says.

ooc: gotta go soonish