Mortals, hear me. I have an announcement! I have opened a business in which I will grant you your greatest desire, for a small fee, or course. Come see me if you are interested.
@Starwaddle Indeed he has. The one you refer to as "Joker" is quite fond of you. He also mentioned something about you being a conesssuier of memes. Is this True?
@Persona_2 🅱ï¸igor does what 🅱ï¸igor wants to, butterfly
*ken walks in through a door, which is at the front of leblanc, he looks around, it seems leblanc is empty, this means he will begin setting secret charges for the future*
I walk through the door, and after seeing it empty, whistle to myself and drag one of the chairs over to the camera, climb onto the chair, and starts tampering with it.
"Oh hi there. I'm just doing nothing. Nothing at all. You can return to your regularly scheduled coffee, slash curry, slash chaos. Whichever you find suits you more." Disassembles the camera fully and lies the some of the parts onto the counter and tampers with the wires on the inside of the shop.
I gasp. "Me? SUSPICIOUS?! NEVER!" I chuckle and throw 500 yen on the table . "See? Can't throw me out now. I'm a paying customer. Besides I'm sure you've had weirder. I'm almost done anyways. Just need to tinker a bit more then everything will be all done."
"Oh come on! That wasn't even mine! Dude that was the cafes! Now you have to pay for a new one for them." I sigh and and jump down, putting the chair away. "That's not even funny man."
"... Well that was easy." Smirking I grab an extra HD camera and start installing the new camera. "And there we go, even better video quality." I chuckle and leave a note. 'Courtesy of your friendly neibourhood Shadow'
"Shame, and thank you sir. So tell me about yourselves then. I'm sure that there is something I'll love to hear." I angle myself to face them both at the same time and lean on my hands towards them.
There isn't much about me. I got god powers, went on adventures, and then I got ambushed by one hundred gods. They took most of my power, I somehow managed to get into the Nexus, and now I cause general chaos from time to time.
"Well nice to meet you then, Star and Kuroumi. As for you Mr. Stranger, I shall name you... Crow. How does that sound?" I chuckle and turn towards Star. "And I quite disagree, any powers that do exist, I would love to see."
"Why thank you Star, I hope you and I can be really good friends." I turn and raise my glass to Skyla. "Nice to meet you Skyla, I go by Shadow. Great to see another face."
I smirk at Crow and get up. "I'll have to get going now unfortunately, but let's just say I have my ways. One I'll keep close to me." I chuckle and bow before them all. "I shall take my leave then." I place 300 yen on the table. "As a tip Star. If you ask me, the owner doesn't pay you enough." With that I walk out the door.
*Walks in with a game in his hands. He seems a little down at first, but perks up upon noticing the number of people here. The kid ends up sitting at the nearest available booth, humming something*
I walk back in yawning and slump at a booth. "Sorry about coming back in so soon. My... 'pastime' wasn't as long as I thought it would be, and much less entertaining." I yawn again and lay my head in my arms.
Its fine unicorn guy. kitty-guy actually kinda like it when you pet him. Though I wonder where his friend is? *looks around Hillock as though expecting something*
"Thank you so much. Both for the water and the silly comment. I try my best." I chuckle and drain the water. "Thank you so much." I sit up and stretch. "By the way did you get my note?"
"Hmm? I didn't mess with it. Well I disassembled the old one so I could get to the wires, but the note was for the new one I installed after your customer broke the last one. Best on the market too."
"Nice and someone here is certainly asking the right questions. Answer is simple really. But it's an answer I shan't give. Besides where's the fun in that. All you need to know is I'm a friend. Albeit a weird and sneaky one."
Well, it's not like I haven't made one or two of those kinds of friends in the past. So long as you don't mess with me personally, you're okay in my book.
"Oh don't worry Star. I'll only mess with you in the name of friendly competition. After all, that's the best type isn't there. Though I might have to ask a favour soon, if you guys are truly smart enough to catch on."
"Well if you count me one of them... either way it doesn't matter. Glad to have you all as friends." I grin and raise my empty glass into the air. "Next rounds on me!"
"Hahaha. Fair enough, though I would pay to see that world." Turning I look them in the eyes with a straight face and say. "What do you think the children would look like?"
I burst out laughing. "Oh the look on your guy's faces. But yeah it's a pretty silly question, but just imagining it is pretty funny. And thank you Rei. My point exactly."
"Oi! It's a fun question and gets people to think outside their comfort zone! It's weird yes! But stupid no! Plus it's funny as all hell! Look at Kuroumi! It's stuck in his head!"
"Oh yeah?! Then I ask it to you! What would a child of a male and a living embodiment of coffee look like?! Actually... for that matter... what would a living embodiment of coffee look like?!" He then turns to Kuroumi. "It's still in your head. Again."
"You had best recover Kuroumi. Also," I turn to Aitome, "I'm sorry I didn't know you owned the English language!" I chuckle a bit and sit back down in my chair.
"Heh and now she's flustered. Are you going to show us a softer side of you now Aitome?" I grin at her and offer her a seat next to me. "Come get a drink. Lighten the mood."
