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O-Ok... the curry is done...
*He tries to escape Kawakami, and serves the curry to all who ordered it*
I see.

*phone starts ringing.*

Hold on. Yes?

Voice: Okay, I hung up posters around Shibuya and I'm STILL not getting customers.

Me: As I said before. One: Your 'cafe' is literally in the middle of nowhere. Two: It's constantly moving around. Three: It's on top of a Type-47 Ultra-Heavy Assault Platform. Deal with it.

Voice: Wait at least tell me-

*I hung up*

Me: I told him it was a stupid idea.
Need me to visit him? I could try...
"Why.. are you blushing, Hillock? I'm just touching them." She stops and rubs his head.
I-I... b-because you are rubbing them...
W-Why are you doing it anyway?!
*Tries to pout... but it failed!*
*Minami appears out of no where and is hiding under a cardboard box, none of you can see her, she waits for hillock to finish giving out food, then she hugs him from behind*
HI CATMAN!
HA! You are assuming you could find a Scarab wandering around the entire country of Japan. Possibly the entire WORLD!
"I just.. thought they weren't real.. I'm sorry!" She felt a bit sad. "What's a Neko?"
Tai
A: Thanks for the food!

{Agumon begins devouring the food as Tai looks down and smiles.}

Not so fast, you'll get a stomach ache! Hehe.
GAH!
*Surprise attack*
The cardbox?! But that was my idea!
Of course everything is a distortion, gathering worlds together like this tends to cause those.
*Lavenza wakes up from her really short nap and sees a plate of hot curry on the table*
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Hmm? Oh thanks Hillock!
*She digs in*
What's up !?!
"Hey, Lavenza! How are you?" She sat next to her.
*chooses a song on the jukebox*

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T-The celing! Now let me go!
*she hugs hillock tighter*
WHATS THE MAGIC WORD?
P-PLEASE!
*is recording the whole thing*

This is gonna get SO many views.
Tai
{Tai taps his head.}

That's true...makes my job a lot harder though.

{He sighs as Agumon moves to his second plate.}
*she lets go of Hillock and pets his head*
Your pretty strong catman!
Gah... I'm going to restrict physical contact... this is getting out of hand...
Awwwww come on *she puffs out her face*
Can I....Have special privileges? 2 pats and one belly rub a day!!!
Gh...
*Hillock thinks...*
Make them 4 pats and tha belly... but not for long... and you have to ask me!
I don't want more surprise attacks...
Tai
{Tai smiles.}

Awww! Mr. Cat, don't be so mean to your girlfriend. He he.
Hear him catman, you should be nice to your girlfriend, *she blushes*
I-I DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!


n-not yet...
And I'm not interested!
And it's Hillock for you! I'm older than you, show a bit of respect!
How old are you hillock???
I'm 17.
And I'm one of the best special ops around here, don't forget that!
Tai
{Tai laughs at the exchange.}

Well I think she likes you Mr. Cat. And she's a cutie! You should be glad!

Hahaha!
Well, I'm 18, so you better give me some respect child
*walks over to Tai and bumps his fist*
This guy has the right idea you know, he will be a big hit with the ladies one day!
Tai
{Tai bumps the ladies fist and smirks.}

Heh. I hope so!
What?! W-Well... b-but I...
S-Shut up, this is going nowhere!
*He sits back*
I need to get rid of this neko traits...
*Enters the cafe.*
Hello everyone. You guys doing good?
My brother can get rid of them you know Hilly, personally I think they are cute,but when the time comes you have to pull the trigger if you know what i mean.
Tai
{Tai frowns.}

Why Mr. Cat? That's what makes you, you! Have some confidence in yourself!

{Tai gives an infectious smile.}
Oh the other guy, with the name! Howdy Partner!
*sigh* at least they don't get in the way when I'm on a mission...
Hello Minami and Hillock.

*He looks over to Tai*

Who are you? I don't think I've seen you before.
No, as a secret agent catlike qualities are very useful, you are not meant to be found anyway, therefore your weaknesses should not be able to be exploited, effectively you only have gains from them
@Kuroumi, Tai here is a bro *points at him*
... wow...
Well, that was a thing, and you are right!
*gets up and walks over to the jukebox*

Oh good, they have my jam on here.

*The jukebox starts playing*

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Tai
{Agumon burps and falls asleep. This causes Tai to chuckle and shake his head as he holds out his device and it brings Agumon back inside.}

Typical Agumon...and hello there! Name's Taichi Kamiya. Pleased to meet you!
*snaps fingers along to the beat*

That's a good song.
Nice to meet you, Taichi. I'm Yoshirou.
*ken finishes his coffee and walks over to Hillock*
Go easy on her ok, she hasn't seen the things all of us have
@Miss_Kawakami
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*Lavenza scooches over to make space for Kawakami*
Hello, Kawakami-sensei! I'm doing fine, thank you.

How about you? Got a husband yet?
I mean, she is right, this is helpful for infiltrating.
Tai
{He grins.}

Pleasure is mine Yoshi! I hope we get along!
"A-a husband!?" She began to blush. "N-no I haven't."
I hope we do as well, Tai.
*a second ken walks into the room and carries Mina away, much to her protest*
Well, that was a thing
*phone starts ringing*

Goddamnit now what does he want?! Yeah?

Voice: Hey, guess who's got his first customer!

Me:......... *hangs up*
*Stirring from the smell of food in the air, Robin awakens, hungry*
....Hill..?
Do..mind cooking for me..?
Uh? Sure, I can try... what do you want?
..I'd say Ramen but I doubt you have the proper ingredients..
...so I'll go with Curry..I guess..
*His stomach growled*
...
Tai
{Tai stretches and puts his payment on the counter.}

Thanks, Mr. Hill was it? Agumon looked like he loved the food!

{The boy walks to the door waving back.}

Gotta get back home! Bye everyone! See you again!

{The boy runs out of the cafe.}
*Bows* Yhanks for your patronage!
Also curry, coming right up!
*Goes to the kitchen*
@Miss_Kawakami
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Aww, but you're so beautiful! How could anyone not have asked you out yet?

I uhh...heard getting married is great!
"I guess.. I'm not that attractive to others. I don't mind though. There might be one person who asks me out soon enough."
*goes back to her seat and smiles softly*

At least some things never change.
Hi guys!
Hello there. How are you doing?
Good
Ah, my maid friend, how are you?
so, anyone wanna see a card trick?
A maid?

"He looks around"

Where?
... ok, there it is...
*Serves curry to Robin*
Hope you like it!
I could go for some tea right now... I haven't drank anything since last night.
Comimg, tea!
*Serves tea to Kuroumi*
*He head pats Hillock a few times*

Thank you.
*Yay*
Hill can i get a Double Shot Caramel Machiatto Latte please?
*Eats with furious vigor*
Thanks Hill, I'm hungry as hell...
Uuuuuuuuuh... ok.
*He does the thing*
Here, take it Ken
*Opens Door with style*
I shall have: Green Tea Frappuccino and a Curry Bowl with Extra Meat, please!
*ken takes his coffee and sit at his normal spot...wait his normal spot is next to koza....he sits somewhere idk*
Thanks cher, by the way, I heard something about you guys wanting to know whether you are real or not, is this true?
*Sits down, also with style*

*Inari noises*
Oh, those were some people from yesterday...
Coming right up, Inari
"Oh! Hello, Inari!"
Yo!
Hillock give me a coffee
OOC: I have to go. Inari has his order now
OOC: and Addalme
*Eating noises*
"He drinks it"

This coffee is... delicious...
M A N
T H A T S
S O M E
G O O D
F O O F
How is going inari? Tell me, tell me
OOC:I'm gong guys, seeya lateeeeerrrrrrrr
pretty fucking terrible tbh
Poor inari

"He hugs him"

Don't woooooooooorry, everything will be alright.
Hnngh
Is something wrong?
"I love foof!"
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*She sees Robin in another booth*
Hmm? Is...is that Robin?
*Leaning back in his chair with a satisfied sigh, Robin relaxes*
..Ahh..That was some nice curry..
Yep! He is Robin.

Why do you ask?
@Addalme
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I'm just glad to see him doing fine, Akechi-kun...
Hi guys, I exist still...
I'm glad too!

Come Robin my friend!

"He goes and hugs Robin"
Shiza, dear friend, how are you!!?!
@Shiza_Salad
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Hi, Shiza!
*Lavenza waves at Shiza*
*Suddenly hugged by Addalme, Robin could only cringe at his touch, unused to physical contact*
Gah..what are you doing?!
*Sips Tea*
Oh, Shiza. I haven't seen him in a while.
SHIZA
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?! I WAS WORRIED!
Also I have returned.
@Addalme
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Maybe you should give him some personal space, Akechi.

*She chuckles*
Come on! Don't be so shy.

Wait... so you are that kind of man...
"He goes back"

Don't wooooooorry! This will be a secret!
*Seeing Addalme's weird reaction, Robin shot up out of his seat, staring at Addalme*
Wait..what are you misunderstanding?!
What do you mean?

I'm not misunderstanding anything.
I'm pretty sure it's a misunderstanding.
What is happening?
I'm not exactly sure, but I think it's Akechi doing something idiotic with Robin.
Oh...
Ok then... *slowly sips his coffee*
If he is gay we must understand it, each person is different!

Don't worry Robin, you are a person as we are.
*Sips Tea*

That's what I meant by idiotic.
*sora enters in

Hello!
Indeed...
*Sips more*
Hello sora!
Hello.
Hi Sora
*noticed @KensukeKurosaki

Oh, long time no see!

*sora takes a seat
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Well, it's been nice talking to you, Kawakami-sensei, but I have to get home now.

*She gets up from her seat*

Thanks for the food, Hillock! Goodbye everyone!

*Lavenza walks out of the door*
"He goes to Sora"

What do you want?
Goodbye, Lavenza.
Bye!
*sora raises his hand



Curry, please
Bye!
More? You already have curry.

"He points at the curry in the table"
*His peace broken, Robin sighed before leaving some money for his curry before leaving*
I'll be leaving now. See you guys later.

*He leaves the cafe*
Nooooo! I missed the chance of asking Robin about things!
*sigh*
*sees the table

Wait, what....?


H-how did that even happen?
i'm a magician
O-okay...

*takes a bite

Hmm... delicious like always!
What is delicious?
*takes a drink of her tea, and continues reading her book*
*ken is reading his book 'the body remembers' and drinking a latte*
*hears a sudden explosion and looks outside as a giant middle finger forms in the sky*

Huh... Don't see that every day.
People missed me? Who'dve thought? I've been on summer break for the past week, and I've been playing shit tons of black ops 1 and 2, with a little bit of fallout 3...so yeah. Why'd I miss?
Well.... Wrath is ded, Lumina's gone, Ene is incapacitated, Tourny arc is happening, Hazama turned into Susanoo. Gamma is super powerful now, and Homura Killed herself. And That's all I think....
Skyla walks in.
There is more than that shinjisexual
"Uh..."
OOC: spec check chat k3k
(ok.)
Wow, alright then. I guess I was correct to be afraid of reentering this hellhole again, yes?
Meh, just pick up where you left off.
Christ. I forgot how much this place depressed me. Can I get a bourbon blend, or is it a "serve yourself" kind of thing now?
*minami walks in and sits next to skyla, Ken dissapears before she notices him*
W...where I left off? I was doing nothing important since my assassin business fell apart, and I was just a nomad basically. I also think I became a shell for Satan.
"Hi Mina!"
Hey, oh is this a new guy, nice to meet you @Shiza_Salad, my name is Minami Kurosaki
*suddenly appears* time to do my job. *Serves the orders*
I always end up here even when I don't mean to... Is there one of those wormhole thingys around?
Greeting Mina. How are you?
Leo
"He is reading"
*enters in with his Long Crusade greatsword strapped on his back*
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Greetings everyone. Back again to feel refreshed.
OOC: @Crusader_Reynauld My boy, are you from darkest dungeon?
@Crusader_Reynauld
Is that sword real, mister?
OOC: Yes
IC: It was once a battered straight sword, but over time the blacksmith from the Hamlet reforged it into this magnificent blade.
Didn't Hamlet die at the end of the story though? How can he make a sword?
It was suppose to... but this blood court was founded by some poor gravedigger, turned to bug food upon opening the gate.
Oh... You have seen some pretty weird things, mister.
Does being thrown into a pot of herbs, fungi, and other unknown things by some witch hag or being dragged into the depths of the ocean by a ghostly pirate crew strike as odd?
*He walks in covered in slashes and scorch marks* Hi people how's it going? Also who's running the place?
I dunno. None of that ever happened to me.

Herbs and some fungi are good for you though.

*turns to see Tatsuya*

How might you be sir?
@Tatsuya
Did you get in a fight, mister?
I'm taking care of the place for now.
*he chuckles* Well that's kinda my job yeah... I was going to sleep last night but I couldn't so demon hunting it was. As for how I am well it seems going out to fight after dealing with an angry god isn't a great idea.
*looks back to Akrari*

Does being stirred around in a boiling pot of toxic herbs and lethal fungi consider healthy? Plus to make it worse the hag was a semi cannibal too, tasting the pot of me in it saying that it was sweet and tangy.

*beings to have goosebumps under his plate armor*

Makes me have chills down my spine whenever I remember it, and after that terrible experience I was confined to a bed in the Sanitarium for a good week.
Oh and Star curry and coffee please.
@Tatsuya
Gods and demons? Can't you just make friends with them?

@Crusader_Reynauld
Oh... That's not so good...

If you smile I think you'll feel better.
*Enters the cafe.*

Hello, how's everybody doing?
Sure you can try, but once negotiation falls apart they tend to go for the kill. You've probably heard violence never solves anything right? *He shakes his head* That's wrong. It shouldn't be your first choice ever but it's a sad necessity at times.
*serves the order to Tatsuya* there you go.
@Kuroumi
Hi, funny hair guy.

@Tatsuya
You shouldn't hurt anyone unless you have to. Friends make you stronger.
Hey there @Kuroumi (mc or femc)
*he begins scarfing down his curry* Thanks Star!
Don't mention it.
Well that was months ago ma'am so I am better.

*takes a seat in a booth*

Thinking on what to drink...
*he laughs* I know that kid... It's just that I tend to run across a lot of mean stuff.
*Aitome walks down from the attic

Do you always give girls that talk Red Coat?
Ooc:ffffff
Hello, Akari and Ken. Anybody serving? If so, I'll take black coffee.
*Aitome walks down from the attic

Do you always give girls that talk Red Coat?
*serves the black coffee* there you go.
What kinda mean stuff? Are bad people after you, red hair guy?
Thanks, Star.
I'll take a Double shot caramel machiatto latte please, friend @Starwaddle
Well uh a few. I really go looking for them honestly, somebody has to do it after all.
@Aitome_Korichi
It's Ai-chan. Hi Ai-chan. *Smiles*
@Tatsuya
Oh. So you're like a superhero?
*serves the order*
*he grins* Sure we'll go with that. It's as close as I can think of for what I do.
*ken takes out Kai's pocket knife and dashes at star at 160 mph, he attempts to slit her throat*
Hey Akari-kun how have you been?

*Aitome sits next to her and starts to pet her head

Hmm, this is the second time Red Coat you've given a speech like this, sounds like a strange past time to me..
How the hell do you remember that order?
Has anyone made a difficult order? *He continues to attack star*
*the knife breaks on contact* no fighting. Also, it's not hard to memorize it.
mhm...interesting.....
@Tatsuya
That's wicked... I wanna do superhero stuff too!

@Aitome_Korichi
I'm a lot better now. *Giggles and hugs her* I feel a lot better now. Smiling is easier.
*Sips Coffee*

Whatever you say.
To be fair, you tried to kill me with a simple pocket knife, but I'll give you credit for where you were aiming.
@KensukeKurosaki
Don't do bad things... *Looks a little mad*
*gets up and walks up to Star*

Do you have anything refreshing?
Lemonade?
*kens eyes go pure black and a mist appears around his right hand*
That was simply to test any reaction star, had I of intended anything dangerous I would use an actual weapon
@AkariSuzumoto, i did not do anything bad
I can go with a lemonade.

*dumps 250 silver coin infront of Star*
Huh...neat effect, but I personally prefer something more like this. *An epic final boss aura surrounds her*
Ooc: casual reminder that no plot happens here

Aww your too cute Akari-kun!

*Aitome hugs Akari back
*serves the lemonade* enjoy.
*ken summons a shrinked version of a nuclear warhead in his right hand, the mist dissapears*
*takes off his helmet and begins to drink it as he walks back to his booth*

Quite sweet and crisp.
@Aitome_Korichi OOC: lets be honest, 90% of plot happens in leblanc, i gave up with that no plot stuff long time ago
Huh...neat trick.
Superhero stuff is a little dangerous Akari. Not really sure a kid should be risking their life.
Cool trick, Ken.
Ooc: that's the other Leblanc though, this is a separate one

Don't worry about it Red Coat! She's already pretty tough!
Huh she is? Well if you say so Ai then I guess it's alright.
Oh, you want to see my boss aura....hehe *kens face distorts into a cruel smirk, his clothes transform into a blood splattered loose straight jacket and a bandanna around his neck, it is black and grey, a gas mask melds into his face, mixing with burnt and melted skin, his arms visibly break out of the skin creating puddles of blood on the floor, ken laughs while this happens. His eyes, pure black save for tiny red pupils stare directly at Star, his neck breaks and his head falls lopsided, his entrails are visible through gaps n the straight jacket. Ken begins t levitate and symphonic music and choirs play in the background, lights flash all around him as he continues to laugh, his lower clothing turns into white and black, they too are blood covered, his shoes dissapear, his toes are all cut off, his face through the gas mask is cut and disfigured*
She already has a persona, TV style, so its better than mine already, if she learns how to use a weapon effectively, she would beat me in a fight.

*Aitome then hugs Akari-kun a bit tighter

Aww but I wouldn't let anyone hurt her. Your gonna help protect her as well right Red Coat?
... that's more of a transformation then a boss aura...
I didnt transform, by definition I just stopped using healing magic for a second
Oh...okay then.
*ken snaps his fingers and servants pick him up, clean the blood and stitch him up*
@Aitome_Korichi
I'm not cute... *Blushes*

@Tatsuya
I survived a long time all by myself. And now I have my new friend with me.


Me with a weapon...? Like a sword?
Oh shit. I'm tellin' Koza this.
I'll teach you how to use a weapon if ya want... Though not explosives I'm not comfortable with that.
And Ai do you think we could get you a TV Persona?
Maybe something a bit smaller! Perhaps a knife!The Heartstealer uses knives, maybe he can teach you!

Go for it, I can't become multiple people but I can change my appearance completely at will
*ken snaps his fingers and becomes .....*
Technically Joker uses daggers. They're not exactly the same, and guns might be okay maybe pistols?
*pulls out his decorative long word and sharpens it with a grind stone*

I was expecting to be chaotic as my ally Hunter said... but it is all calm.
Aren't envokers and TV personas the same thing? It's just the method of how to summon it, if I concentrate hard enough I might be able to summon it without my Envoker, but its a lot slower, and uses more energy.
@Aitome_Korichi
Something small would be good. I'll try whatever you think is best, Ai-chan.

@Tatsuya
I was told not to play with guns...
*ken returns to his original form*
I honestly don't give a fuck. But I'll still give this info to Koza.
Well playing with them isn't the same as using them properly is it? And yeah I guess so Ai... Metaverse is different though. That's harder to pin down sadly.
*finishes sharpening the sword, sheathes it and finishes the cup of lemonade*

Thank you Star for the refreshing drink.

*pulls out a scroll and beings reading*
No prob. Just tell me if you need anything else, okay?
*ken forms into koza*, give me what info, kidding kidding, *he forms back
Metanerves? Is that some kinda medical thing? Red Coat your not making sense again.
*enters holding a corndog in one hand and a donut in the other*

Hi everyone.
Oh Rei-Chan! How are you?
The hell? Don't trick my eyes. I know where Koza is currently.
I'm a little tired. But I'm really good now that I'm here with friends.
*she sits down next to Aitome*
*Aitome smiles and puts an arm over Rei-chan

Well ateast you have one thing going for you!
*she tilts her head in confusion*

What's that?
*ken walks outside and shoots himself in the head*]
OOC: Seeya guys
Your with us now! Isn't that a good thing?
Yay! Everyone here is so cool!
Ai the Metaverse is... *He grins* It's easier to show you actually.
I watched the fight thing that's going on. Everyone here is so strong. I feel safe with you guys. I wanna fight too!

*she looks down*

But I don't know how.
*feels his stomach itch and opens up a box of rationed food, takes off his helmet and eats the rations*

So... what is this place?
I dont like that grin Red Coat...
@-Rei-
I dunno how to fight either. But Ai-chan is gonna teach me to protect myself.
Don't worry Rei-Chan, you have other qualities as well!

*Aitome gets a little closer to Rei-chan
"I can teach you Rei!"
Other qualities? I don't taste good though. What qualities?
*rises from the shadows*

Sup fleshbags?
Well... it's not that I don't know how. I'm just... too scared...
@Shadowwaifuaigis

Fleshbag? Is that food?
*starts making some coffee for herself*
"Oh. Well, you should then try to put on a brave face, and try. Many people are scared but fight anyway."
Hidden qualities Rei-chan! There are things that only you can do!
But when I see those monsters, I just wanna run away.
@Aitome_Korichi

People say I eat more than most people! That's something only I can do.
Being scared to fight isnt a bad thing Rei-Chan, it proves that your kind hearted, and you dont want to hurt anybody,remember fighting is a last resort!
@Aitome_Korichi

Right!

*she clearly didn't understand anything you said*
@-Rei-

Well, to some various creatures they are.
*sips her coffee*
... I guess a shadow coming into a cafe isn't the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
I don't wanna fight either, but everyone says this place is dangerous so I should protect myself.
*Enters*

Anyone else concerned by fish that grant wishes in exchange for questions?
Your being weird Black Mask!
Sh-Shadow?!

*she points to Shaigis*

Is she one of the monsters?!
"No she isn't. At least I think she's not?"
*gets up, rolls up the scroll and sees Migrant*

Hello there friend of Hunter. My name is Reynauld a crusader.
I'm not a monster... Unless you piss me off.
*pours herself some tea*
S-shadow? Wait, if it haven't attacked us yet it should be safe...
*she runs out of the café scared of Shaigis*
...well that just happened... anyone want to do something about that?
*sees Rei running out*

... is she okay?
"Oh shi- I'll follow her!!" Skyla runs out the cafe, trying to talk to Rei and calm her down.
God...you people are insane.
*turns to Shiza with a WTF look*

I get stressed out when I fight off bandits, brigands, and demons but not insane.
Uh-huh. I'm sure. Can I get a bourbon blend over here please?