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*give Leo a cup of green tea*

Yeah... and you siblings were impressed of my weapon crafting. Made a 1x1 scale of Siegfried by just look at a picture of it and speaking of Siegfried... it's looks reminds me of the Holy Moonlight sword Ludwig gave me.
Someone give me green tea.
*give Kuroumi a cup of green tea*

Well off to manage the Palace you guys take care.

*rings the beckoning bell and vanishes*
Leo
I like this calm
True, calming ambience in here is rare.
Leo
Is rare? Really?
I'm always here when insanity goes on. It's pretty usual, but no one ever gets injured.
Leo
Then you don't need to worry.

I also understand the insanity, there is a lot of strange people here.
*Sips Tea*

And I'm one of them.
Leo
I know, I'm not stupid.

This get cold...

"He uses his fire book"

"He drinks"

Better now.
*enters with black SIVA matrial on his armor*

Hello everyone. Feels calm... and I like it.
Oh, it's you. Hello.
Leo
"He begins to read"
Hello there. Just had to take care of some SIVA attacks don't mind me.

*sits in a booth and reads a news paper*
*Looks at his phone while sipping tea*
*walks in, drenched once again, a giant leech attached to her arm* Swamps suck, just remember that. *grabs the leech and throws it into the nearest trash can before sitting at a booth* Can I get something with lemon in it, please? And some bandages for this leech wound...
Hello!
Black coffee!
Hello, Hillock and Pyrrha. I don't got any bandages, sorry.
*sighs* Dammit.... And that monster took all of my first-aid stuff... Any lemonade...?
Need first aid? I have a med-kit here...
Can I use it? *points to leech in trash can* that thing bit down pretty deep.
Here.
*Hands the kit to Tsugumi*
I can help too, I tend to heal myself on missions
*He starts head patting Hillock*

Remember this is daily.
*Suddenly appears* give me a moment to get the orders ready.
*He smiles to Kuroumi*
Thanks, I needed this!
*smiles* Thanks, Hillock. It'd be great if you could help.
*puts a glass of lemonade and a cup of black coffee on the counter* there you go.
*points to Star* A lemonade, please!
(Ooc, okay, never mind :|)
*He stops*

Of course you do.
Ok, lets see...
*He starts checking Tsugumi's wounds... and then he stops*
...
...
Why did you stopped, Kuroumi?!
*He turns his face, a mix of confusion amd pleading*
*He smiles*

Alright, I'll continue.

*He starts patting Hillock, again*
*Smiling again, he continued to check Tsugumi's wounds*
God... were did you went? And how did you get this?
Well, I went to this weird swamp. It had huge leeches and really big snakes with these weird neck frills. *points to leech in trash can* that's one of the leeches that attacked me.
*sigh* well at least you haven't fought your shadow there...
*He starts treating them*
This will hurt, grab something
*grabs onto a chair cushion* Okay...
*Starts treating them, trying to make it as painles as posible... but of course, there is pain*
Carefully...
*she digs her fingernails into the cushion, hissing in pain* owwwwchh...!
I told you...
*Continues*
Y-yeah, no kidding...!
*Switches arms and continues patting him*

God, these side effects go on for too long...
You mean?
*whimpers* Jeez... I'm not going back into that swamp....
*poof* hello? Hot cocoa please?
Never mind, you don't need to know.

*He looks at Pyrrha*

Be careful on the rest of your adventures.
Kuroumi, what side effects?
*He keeps treating Tsugumi*
OOc: Ignore
*serves the hot chocolate* there you go.
Hi...
*Conentrated on Tsugumi's treatment*
Kuroumi...
It's ok then... but I would like you to trust me...
Or at least I would like someone to trust me...
Thank you
*Slides 1000 yen*
Keep the change star.
I'll explain later then. It has something to do with this.

*He points to his eye with a deep stab*
*nods at Kuro* Thanks for the tip. And I trust you, Hillock.
*He stays quiet, continuing with the treatment...*
... hey... if you want to stop patting... you can, I don't mind... I get it must be tiring...
*He stops*

Okay then.
*He keeps silent*
...
...
...
...
Ok.
*He leans back*
This should do it... still, I'd recomend to be more careful next time. You should rest a bit.
*nods* Thanks. *pats Hillock's head a few times* I owe you one~
Should I explain now? Since you want to know, Hillock.
*He is still serious, but smiles a bit*
It was nothing...
*He stands up, just to sit again in a chair*

*sigh*
Oh? Yeah, please...
I'm curious,but if it's uncomfortable for you there is no need for that...
No, it's fine. What happened was I fought with an entity in my world. His magic ended up being to powerful with me, and spread to me. It started to awaken in my body, but I always fought with it. A few years ago, I couldn't hold it back anymore and I went insane. After that, I was able to return to my normal self and fend it off. Once Pyrrha noticed the change in my eyes, I knew it was coming back. Instead, I let it awaken again to fend off Cinder. It left painful side effects when it ended.
OOC: Holy shit that's way fucking longer than I expected
Hm... I see...
...
*He looks at Kuroumi carefully*
And are you sure you got rid of that?
All I can do is try to keep it away. That's it.
Hm...
Ok. I will help you by keeping an eye on your status.
Please contact me if something happens!
*He gives Kuroumi his codec frequence*
I will do whatever it's on my hand to help
Thanks, I'll leave now. See you later.

*He walks into a portal*
Hm...
Hmm... I hope he'll be okay... *gulps down lemonade*
...it's quiet once again... Calming... *starts nodding off*
"He appear next to @Tsugumi-Chan"

HELLO!!
AAAAAAH!!! *falls off chair, irritating her injured arm* Owowowow....!!!
*A portal appears near the cafe's doorway*

Glad to know people still visit this place. It's the only place that gives me meaning...

*Sits down*
Oh! Are you ok?

Let me handle that.

"He casts salvation on tsugumi"
*waves at Shiza* Hi... *stands, groaning* ow, my arm...
Thanks, Blackmask....
*Helps her up*

You alright? If you need anything for that, I can help.
No, no... I'm good. Hillock just treated it earlier, so it's okay. Thanks for the offer, though, Shiza.
*Walks in normally*

I leave for a fucking half hour, and this shit happens.
Don't woooooooorry

"He looks at shiza"

Do you want curry?

Come here, eat, EAT IT!
Hey Kuromi. Long time no see.

@Tsugumi-Chan All you need to do is ask.

*Gives her a warm smile*
Try to touch me, Blackmask, and I will personally make your face into a drawer to put my weapons in.
How you doin' Shiza? Still the depressing shitbag I know?
I don't know. I feel...different somehow. Better, but still empty. I dunno. Satan's been fucking with my head.
Oh, that reminds me! *she suddenly looks very excited* I have a new persona, Shiza-kun!
"He hits shiza"

try it, you can't touch me.
*Shiza becomes envelpoed in a black mist and his eyes turn blood red*

Try that again fuck-face...See where that gets you!
*enveloped
And you wouldn't be able to fucking touch me if I turned into actual light. Seems like fair game, right? Also, no fucking fighting.
*Appears From the shadows*
Greetings, folks
*flinches away from the tension between Shiza and the shadow* That's very uncomfortable...
*The mist slowly disappears and Shiza reverts back to normal*

I apologize. What ere you saying Phyrra?
Oh! *her excited demeanor returns* I have a new persona!
Ooooooook.

"A lot of food appear"

Let's eat!

"He starts to eat"
Zzzzzzzzz...
Uh?
*Hillock wakes up suddenly*
...
Wait...
SHIZA! OMG HOW ARE YOU!?
@Tsugumi-Chan
Oh really? What would that be?

@Hillock
OH MY GOD HILLOCK!

*Runs up and hugs him*

How are you man?
"He takes a photo of shiza and hillock"

The love between mans, is beatifull.
What the hell did I miss?
*Takes a picture of Hillock and Shiza hugging*

Fucking great. I'm leaving now.

*Falls into a portal*
Here, I'll show you. Hades! *a dark cloaked being appears, hair spilling out of its hood like a veil, a seemingly permanent glare in its glowing red eyes. Pyrrha smiles* Shiza, meet Hades!
Hi dear customer!

We have coffee, curry, coffee and curry.

And coffee of curry! Ñam ñam.
I'm doing... not great, but...
And you?! So long...
Heh. I used to have Hades. Fused him with Erebos and made Azazael. Here, I'll show you.

*Shiza puts an evoker to his head and summons Azazael. When it materializes, it has the shape of an angelic being with blood red wings and a crown of thorns. Shortly after being summoned, the persona shifts and shimmers into a large demonic being with six large red wings and a huge sword*

Huh. That's new.
@Hillock What's wrong man? You've never been this down before.
Hey hold on. Hades is my main persona! *Shows off his hades* you trying to copy me or something?
Some strange things happened with some weird females. One turned into a robot while the other tried to charm us. That's what happened.
Man, I feel like someone died in here. Get it? Cause Hades is a God of Death?
*a gap suddenly appears in midair, and soon after it appears, a beautiful woman steps out of it. The gap closes soon after she steps out of it* My, this is the center of the Nexus? I assumed it would be much more grand than this.
"He appear in front of yukari"

welcome to LeBlanc!!
What the-You again!? What business do you have here!?
*looks up at Azazel in awe* Wow... Oh, and no, Bona, I wasn't trying to copy you. *Hades dissipates as a woman with golden hair and white robes appears* This is Artemis, my main persona.
Oh hey. Another Touhou character. The more the merrier, considering all of them are female.

*The persona dissipates once more*

Wonder why that happened though...?
@BonafideMonafide04 why, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sure we have never seen each other.

@Blackmask thank you for the warm welcome.
Oh OK. *Hades dissapates*
Are you sure! I remember something happening involving you earlier.
*Artemis dissipates, Pyrrha waves to the newcomer* Hello~!
I'm very sure I have never met you in my life.
Pyrrha? I want to give something to you, if possible.
Oh god!

I'll be late O_o

"His body changes"
*looks at Shiza* Hm? Sure.
I was wondering if you were willing to take a persona of mine. I never use it anymore, and I'd feel that you'd get more use out of him...
"He become an unicorn and leaves"
Nothing, don't worry Shiza...
Also, I might need another coffee...
Oh. Then I'd be happy to take them off your hands, Shiza-kun. *looks confusingly at Blackmask* What the--
*Quickly speaks in Latin, and conjured a hot cup of coffee*

Think this'll do the trick?
Yeah, thanks Shiza...
*Shiza walks up to Pyrrha and puts his hand on her shoulder*

You might want to hold onto something.

*Shiza's eyes flash, and a bright light absorbs him. Just as fast as it appeared, the light leaves, and Shiza now holds a deep blue playing card.*

Take good care of him. He's my initial, so he's important to me. Hopefully you'll be reminded of me when you use him.

*Shiza flashes her another warm smile*
*she takes the card* I see. I'll take good care of him. *she smiles up at Shiza*
My, this establishment is so boring. If nothing interesting happens soon, I may just leave.
*Shiza hands Pyrrha the card. Upon closer inspection, one side depicts Kimat, the lightning-dog of the thunder-god Tadaklan.*
*she puts Kimat with Hades' card, in her deck pouch* I'll make sure he's put to good use.
*looks at Yukari* Um... *she conjures up clones of her self using her maiden powers, smiling sheepishly* is this interesting enough for you?
*yawns* no, it's not.
Impresive!
*she dispels the clones which honour in a flurry of embers and leaves* Hmmm.... *she opens her pouch, revealing steel-veiled crystal orbs holding several kinds of dust. She levitates the orbs, surrounding her, and activates them, causing multiple small explosions and sparkles to spread out through the cafe* How about that?
(Leaves as in plural of leaf.)
Hmm... it's a neat trick, at least. I am amused.
*Poofs in*
HELLO EVERY BODY!
YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY AMAZING PAJAMA PARTY! IT WILL BE THE HOME OF THE GREAT SHIBUYA PILLOW WAR!
*throws invitations all over the place* ONE FOR EVERYONE!
Oh? Hmm...this might cure my boredom. *Gaps away*
Well, Yukari, I would use dust daggers, but I don't wanna hurt anyone, so...
...aaaand she's gone.
*enters in witb a katana strapped to his hip*

Hey guys.
^^with
*gaps in behind @The_Hunter* oh my, look who I have found.
Hello~!
Shoot... I need to be somewhere. I'll see you guys soon, okay? *leaves LeBlanc*
I guess it's just me...oh well...
*Chuckles*

There she goes. Good luck.

*Sits down, drinking a bourbon blend*
Mao
Enigmatic and mysterious post with possible negative connotations...
Excuse me?
*walks in*

Okay I lost contact with Agent 15. Last I heard he was in a red mist or something. Anyone know about that?
Red mist? Sorry, all I know about is black mist. Want to see?
No thanks. *sighs* guess that's another Agent lost on this mission.
*poofs in*
INVITATIONZ TO THE BIGGEST PAJAMA PARTY AND PILLOW WAR EVER!!!!!!
*throws invites and poofs out*
Oh? Invitation? Huh. Might as well stop by...
*picks up abd look at the invite*

Lemme guess Aergia is hosting it.
Nope. Monafied is. I'm heading over now. Wanna come with?

*Shiza says while making a portal*
Oh, is it just me here again?
I am here and who are you?
My, you don't know me? And I was sure you would know who I am and what I'm capable of.
*tries to think but nothing*

Sorry... still do not know.
Hmm...ah, I must have you mistaken with someone else. My mistake. Oh, look at the time. I need to be somewhere now. Goodbye. *Gaps out*
*walks back in with cotton candy, looks around* ... This place is.... Reeaally quiet and... feels so empty...
*he slowly walks in, leaning on his staff and looking around the cafe as if savoring the sight. He sits down in the nearest booth, failing to notice Tsugumi*

Been a while since I've been here. Somehow things keep getting in the way.
*waves* Hey. Never saw you here in a while, Gamma.
*he waves back to Tsugumi, as though being polite*

Yeah, I've been... Busy lately. Haven't gotten to be around here as much as I'd like I guess.
*nods* Understandable... Can't always have things go the way you want, you know?
*walks in soaked in water*

How are you guys up to?

*looks at Hunter* You look like you've had fun.
*he laughs, but winces at it*

No, no they can't. And I'm doing fine hunter, all things considered. Better than I've felt in a while.
Destiny Land and I saw a small girl in neopolitan colors and I saw Cinder is the Hunter's Dream last night who was begging for forgiveness... is that normal?
^^in WTF autocorrect?!
Neapolitan colours? Oh, you mean Neo. She used to be Roman Torchwick's henchman, until he was devoured by a Griffin, that is.... *rubs neck at the memory* Poor thing...
... NO wonder she was falling down into the park with an umbrella open as if she was Mary Poppings... and the last time I encountered grimm they all ran away from me... wonder why?
*shrugs* No clue...
*scroll starts ringing* One minute... *answers* Hello, Pyrrha Nikos speaking. ...shoot really? ..now?! Okay, I'll be there real soon. *hangs up* I need to go, I have a shift... See you! *runs out*
And last night I saw Cinder in the Hunter's Dream and she asks me to forgive her. Just... WHY?!
Oh olay have fun.
*A small girl enters the cafe*

Hello.
*an ad for a new maid café flutters down as Pyrrha runs off*
Hello there. Want for something to drink?

*begins cleaning the counter*
Water.

*She looks at Hunter for a minute*

You seem confused on some things you encountered today.
Hey guys...Wassup? was Pyrrha here?
I am fine.

*gives Kageomi the cup of water*

Plus since the fourth of july is tomorrow... I am going to be one hapoy camper...
And yes Shiza. Pyrrha just left, and why?
*Freezes the water and cuts the ice into cubes*

It's oddly quiet. Calming at the same time.
*walks back in, a small stack of flyers in hand* Hello, again! My boss told me to give these to my friends... *sets them on counter* I have to get back to work. See you! *leaves again*
-the flyers seem to be advertising the new Maid Cafe in Shibuya-
A Maid Cafe?.....
Shit... I just remembered I got drafted into one of those. I should probably see what its about.
*he walks out of Leblanc, using his staff for support*
A maid cafe. Shi-kun went to one once. He said it wasn't enjoyable.
OOC: Woo! I'm back!

*A wild Aergia appears* Christ...
*notices the ice cubes*

Interesting... you conduct cryomancy?
I'm apparently an entity based off of a persona. So technically yes.
Woah! New peeps!
*She looks at Aergia*

You. Aergia, sin of sloth. Correct?
The one and only. And who are you cutie~?
Name is Kage.
Kage eh? Weird name.
Translates to shadow in Japanese. I'm not sure why I was named that.
Who knows?
Already an hour. I'll leave. Goodbye Aergia.

*She walks out the door*
See ya!
*walks back in, a new stack of flyers in hand, this time she's in uniform* My boss made an error.... He forgot to include the address... So here's some updated flyers. *the flyers for the Maid Cafe now have an address* ( *walks back in, a new stack of flyers in hand, this time she's in uniform* My boss made an error.... He forgot to include the address... So here's some updated flyers. *the flyers for the Maid Cafe now have an address*
( https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=8193 )
I need to get back to the café. See you guys! *leaves again*
OOC: Uh...
(OOC: :| I'm just gonna say right now, that was my cousin. She saw the thread and stuff, I explained it and she just said "hold on, lemme see your phone." Five minutes later and she says "done." Needless to say I'm not trusting her with it ever again 😂)
OOC: Ah ok
IC: *walks in, getting rid of her uniform's headband* I quit that job... Business was so slow, nonexistent even... *she sits down, slamming her face into the table*
*Walks in with a disgusted look*

Well that was an exercise in pointlessness.
*waves* Hello, Mig...
*Aergia poofs into her Loli form* Miss Pyrrha!
*lifts face from table* Oh, hi Aeri-Chan~!
I swear Destiny Land is cursed or something. Nobody who's gone there has ever had a good time.
I haven't seen you in a long time!
Destiny Land, huh? I've heard some thing about it, but never went. Is it that bad...? Oh, but anyways, I'm sorry Aeri-chan. I've been busy with stuff at home and school's finals... I also had a panic attack or two, so... *rubs back of neck sheepishly* not fun at all...
Oh! Do you need some coffee? I know how to make it!
Well both times I've been there it's turned into this awkward couples night. And this time it almost got destroyed by Lux making a sun.

And apparently the Thieves had rented the place out when... some bad things happened...
That would be nice... Thank you, Aeri~.
...Destiny Land sounds like crap...
*She goes behind the counter and makes Pyrrha some coffee... and made a huge mess... and the cup she made is bad* Here you go!
*emerges from the shadows*

Hello everyone.
*a strained smile spreads across her face* Thank you~ *she takes a sip, nearly choking* W-wow, that's great... What did you put in it?
Sugar! Lots and lots of it!
*walks in with a dud pink grenade lodged in his chest*

... Nora...
*has 'Nam flashback to starring in Pumpkin Pete's Cereal Commercial* S-So that's why it's so sweet...
*looks at Hunter* Valkyrie?
Shit, and I thought I was a sugar nut! Kid you can't just pour sugar into a cup and call it coffee.

*blends a perfect coffee in less than a minute and serves it to @Tsugumi-Chan*

Here you go.
.... Hunter what even happened to you?
Bingo! She saw me as target practice...
*takes the coffee from Random* Thanks, Random... And wow... That sounds just like her...
Did she try and break your legs?
*Walks in*

Hello. Can I have some water?
Sorry...
*serves Kageomi a glass of water*

Enjoy.
...

*snaps his fingers to show his previous body charred black*

Need I say more?
Thank you.

*She freezes the water into ice cubes*
*smiles at Aergia* Aw, it's no problem, hon. Next time, just put two spoonfuls of sugar, okay?
*looks at the charred body* Ooh... Well, that explains a ton...
... this dud bomb in my chest is~

*the grenade blows up as the lower half falls backwards as Hunters respawns behind the door and enteres*

... it was timed...

*facepalms*
*Looks at Hunter*

What happened to you?
*cringes at the explosion* ouch...
*Suddenly Aergia poofs into her adult form* ... Dammit body...
I am having a JOLLY GOOD TIME AM I? A And I am babysitting Cinder who is crying in the Hunter's Dream as she saw archived memories of me killing beasts that are worse than the grimm!
*looks at Aergia* ...does that happen often?
*looks at Hunter* Cinder's in the what now?
And since the Hunter's Dream is well a dream... so her tears flooded the damn place...
Very...
The Hunters Dream. A place where the Hunters of Yharnem can rest easy. There are no beasts residing there. And from what I've heard, it's caretaker is a living doll.
Correct info, Random.
The Hunter's Dream is a safe haven for all hunter's consciousness retreats to. Kill the conscious you sever the connection to it.
*Drinks all of the melted ice*

Once again, correct info.
Thank you and now I got to make Cinder get a grip of herself...

*goes to the dream only to be dunked by water and signs of Hunter being miffed is prominent*

Oh Cinder... why do you have to ruin my day...
*looks at Kage* Well, he is a hunter of Yharnam, so of course his info would be accurate. *looks back at Hunter* So, Cinder's just able to be there despite not being a Yharnam Hunter or Huntress in general?
Yes... because she is ex maiden...

*Hunter is TRIGGERED*

That means she can visit there and being a Yharnam hunter and huntsman is different.

You have auras while we use ancient blood to empower and heal us.
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Uhhhhhhhh....
Uhhmmm...
You ok man?
*takes a deep breath and relaxed*

Much better.
A fast change of emotions. Interesting.
I had an identity crisis for a whole 25 years... it took a toll on me...
Christ...
Oh. That explains something.
Again we Yharnam hunters went through legit HELLLL!
You, sir, need Dr. Phil....
I am 459 years old due to me having ancient Cthulu-ish blood in my veins
I'll call him right now.
459? Wow. And you still look like a model.
Hello? Dr. Phil?

OOC: I want a Dr. Phil thread for Hunter now XD
(OOC: Omfg yesss XD)
Yeah I still look like Ren but with long white grey hair who is a Manakete or a Dragon Faunus in Pyrrha's term.
OOC: Okai it might be a thing!

*She hangs up* Cmon hunter. We're gonna visit a doctor.
*horrible nam flashbacks of meeting the fake Dr Iosefka*

NOPE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ME TO A DOCTOR WHO IS TURNING ME INTO A ALIEN REJECT!
......
Excuse me?
Cmon! *She drags him out*
*face is now TT^TT*

OH PLEASE NOOooo!!
An alien reje-- Hunter, sir, you are not seeing a doctor who'll do such things. Phil's a therapist!
I'm out of ideas...
*enters in*

I was able to amp myself up... shame...
Ugh...
Ah don't worry about it.

*slides a Grimm Suprise to Hunter*

It's on me. Enjoy.
*sighs, hitting head on table repeatedly*
Cmon Pyrrha, that won't help.
*grabs the drinks*

Thank you and so sorry Pyrrha... and you forgot one glear~

*falls on the ground convulsing as beowulf like features begins to mutate his Yharnam beast hood*
Huh. Thought I put Creep ichor in that one.
*desperately gets up and lets out a ghastly roar*
*stops, looking at Hunter* Hunter!! *drops down next to him* Are you okay?! Can you hear me?!?!
*casually tazes Hunter*
*panics and flees to the Shibuya District in fear*
Fucking great...
Hunter!! Hunter!!! *starts running after him*
Shit.

*writes in a notebook*

Don't serve a Grimm Suprise of any kind to anyone with Yharnem blood.

*closes notebook*

Right! Who's ready to help me fix my fuckup?
Well that live taping was a waste of Yen.
Might as well.
Someone should get that man a doctor.
.... Dammit, Phil...
*walks in with a strange Pomeranian-like Grimm on a leash* Hmm... Even more quiet today...
*walks downstairs feel normal*

aie... I went to shit...
"He is making curry"

Hello!
*sits infront of the counter*

Hey there... anything planned for 4th of July?
I don't care about that, that is for humans.
I've heard of it and past two days... nothing but explosions... it made my head hurt...