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A blood-colored mist permeates the air.
You sense an ominous presence within the mist. What do you do ?
*I take my shield and light saber*
This better be my shadow. I want answers...
*A Hell raven flies into a nearby wall, then falls down*
GAH!!!
Huh, red mist. Is it, like... blood mist, or kool-aid mist?

*His shortsword is unsheathed, and it glows white.*
* the mist, feels moist and warm. It feels almost... Nostalgic.
...
*Hillock is unafected... I mean, how to get nostalgic if you don't remember your past? Unless I'm wrong...*
* from within the mist, a radio can be heard. It's playing some rad music. You all decide to listen along

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Oww.... My head....
Ugh, I really hope it isn't Kool-Aid mist now. Warm Kool-Aid just sounds gross...
( nostalgic as in, it feels like a womb. it's blood mist)
(A WOMB?!)
(Sorry, my character doesn't come from there...)
* you can hear a voice from within the mist. it's too faint to understand though.

Do you go after it ?

( currently playing on Gensokyo FM: Click to load youtube video )
( hill, don't forget this is a test. expect me being a dick, sadist and all around crazy-hazy dood)
*Cait rubs in* Hm... this smells odd, nya...
ooc: *runs

ic: A voice? Who's there?
Voice! WHO ARE YOU!!!

*Rushes strait towards the voice*
*He looks around*
Be careful, something is near...
*Takes battle stance*
What the heck is this fog? *readies tarot cards, spear, and shirukens*
What's that voice!?
*He walks behind Cait Sith.*

Does everyone just run after suspicious voices nowadays? What happened to caution?
Leo
Who is-

Oh... it's you guys.
*Greets with his head*
Long time no see, Leo
Hey, it moves things along! Can't just ignore this stuff, nya!
* You enter a dark room.
Not only is it so dark you can't see, but the mist makes it even more harder to see !

What do you do ?
*I pull my thermical goggles*
Hm...
*Still in a battle stance*
( currently playing on Gensokyo FM Click to load youtube video )
Even my vision can't keep up... Maragi! *sends some fire out to light things up*
Leo
"A little flare appear"

Better guys?
Hey, with that I can't see Cait!
You are interfering my signal!
*He changes out the cartridge on his sword, and it glows red and brighter than before.*
Leo, you too!
update
Light Energy "High Tension Blade"!

*Creates a blade-like energy beam from Okuu's control rod*

Too Dark!
* a major part of the team decides to make light. But... what they saw that day is a sight they shan't ever forget.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l550/chaozi94/Koakuma600801880.jpg
In front of them, lies a girl undressing. For some reason, you can't help but feel extremely aroused, even if you can't see much due to the fog

( not done yet.
*from behind her appears another girl, almost perfectly identical
What is this!!!!
Leo
"The flare dissapear"

Is there a girl?
*confused but not entirely unhappy cat noises*
Guys, I can't see, what's happening?!
*Due to the multiple termical signals, Hillock is unafected*
*Em shethes his sword and looks away.*

Christ, pick a better place!
( currently playing on Gensokyo FM Click to load youtube video )
Leo
I don't like this...
*the fight is on, I guess?*
* the first girl hurriedly puts her clothes back on, blushing severely

*that's another hit to all your hormones
( -_- gad damn it star)
* she screams suddenly

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PEEPING TOMS !!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
I CAN ONLY HEAR YOU, WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
*Hillock senses unknown presences*
Who are they?!
*Battle stance*
Leo
Calm down! We don't want hurt you.
* she flaps her wings, the room lights up, and her eyes glow scarily.

You saw me naked didn't you?
Who Peeped on you! I'll destroy them!

*begins waving the energy blade around wildly*
That. Was. Not intentional! *raises sword* Lemme guess: yer gonna attack us now.
Oh, the mist is disappearing...
*He takes his goggles off*
Ok, what is hap- oh shit!
Yeah, sorry, our bad. But, granted, this is kinda a shady place to change. Maybe pick a better spot next time.
Leo
OOC:going to dinner, I'll be back soon.
THIS IS MY BATHROOMS YOU FUCKOS !!!

GET'EM MEGATRON !!!!!

http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/attachments/transformers-sightings/27309301d1342763113-washington-state-transformers-sightings-foc_megatron.jpg

the other girl turns into MEGATRON

MEGATRON: MEGATRON KILLLLLL. MEGATRON MURDER
Ooc: random glitch going on where I can't change my profile picture. Just deal with it for now.
Oh... shit
SIRIUS! MAKARAKARN!
*Hillock stays in place, erecting a magical shield*
MEGATRON SMASH !!!!!

* megatron does a backflip and dunks hillock with a door
* meanwhile Koakuma is crying
HAH!! Take that you pervert!
What. The. Nya. ...Puss in Boots, just... Sukukaja... *a green glow surrounds Cait to boost his accuracy and evasion*
OH NO
KAPPA PSIODYNE
IM SORRY BOUT THIS
DID NOT MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
OH JEEZ
*looks away*
Christ... why does no one listen to reason anymore!

*Em takes out Crescent Rose, and puts a yellow cartridge into it.*

If it's a fight you want, I won't back down!

Saul! Marakukaja!

*A light forms around the party, protecting them partially.*
*Moves megatron a yard away from the group the throws them against the floor*
Fuc-
*Hillock is... hitted in the face... with a door...*
GAH!
I CAN PLAY THAT GAME TOO!
TALOS! PUNCH HIM!
ON. THE. FACE.
*Talos, the metal giant, uses god's hand on Megatron*
* megatron gets hit by the green lights. as he turns into a little girl, a mystical voice can be heard whispering to your brains "plot is back in its tracks. don't worryyyyyy"

* the voice sounded a bit like Michael Jackson....
( sukukaja's green light)
He's fighting back!

NO!!

*Rushes to Hillock and fires a load of bullets at him*
* because of metatron turning back, all the other hits wiff. besides, you can't hit a girl è__é
What the-stop messing with my head!
...Alright, voice... I guess... Nya, I need a break...
STOP, YOU FUCKO!
TALOS, TETRAKARN!
*He erects a physical shield around him*
( currently playin on Eosd radio: Click to load youtube video )
Ooc: this is a temporary solution to my profile picture problem.
Hades, Heat riser.
*Summons colored lights raising his attack, defence, and speed*
*koakuma looks at the un-metatroned girl

Sis ! They saw me neked ! What do we do ?
*sigh* Yo, raven lady! Cool it! *waves his sword to get Utsuho's attention*
Charm! *Flys up to @Cait_Sith and attempts to charm him*
CAIT, NOOOOOOOO!
*He atemps to cover Cait's eyes*
Y-You're going to charm them sis ? But.. o-oh ! I get it ! You'll charm them so they jump in the mistress' cooking pot themselves so sakuya won't have to do any of the dirty work right ? That's such a smart way of cooking humans sis !
Nya... *turns around* You... want me to fight them, nya? I'll do anything for you, deary!
CAIT, WHY?!?!?!
Yup! And why stop there when we can have them weaken themselves while we charm them some more!?
Alright! Puss in Boots, show these lovely ladies our power! Magarula! *sends multiple green tornadoes at the party*
You will never take me alive!
*Reflected by Makarakarn*
Cait, snap out of it! *Megidoaloan*
Good idea !
Contagion !!! * a toxic mist emanates from Cait, Sadly, the mist thins out quickly and nothing happens !
*Hillock shoots himself in the head*
OOC: I habe to eat
Gods, you're so annoying! Why can't you just listen to reason!

Change! Omni Metu!

*A card reforms above Em, and a large head appears behind him.*

Maeigaon!

*Tendrils of darkness fly towards the Koakumas.*
*hit by the wind, which barely does anything... but Megidolan knocks him back* Nya! Puss in Boots, prepare to Tarunda!
( newscaste on touhou radio: I'm sick of listening to patchouli's stage theme so here's some random touhou song ! Click to load youtube video )
( cait, charm is only three turns btw; )
Leo
"Sigh"

Brynhildr, your turn.

"A tree appear under cait and koakuma"
ooc: got it

ic: The Tarunda aims for Bona
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Koakuma, lifted by the tree, puts her hand on her skirt

D-don't look you FUCKO !!!! Damn trash, I'LL SUE !!!!!
Hades, another heat riser please.
Leo
The hell!?
Y-You're looking up my skirt ! Put me down !!! Or else... I'll make you regret it !!!
*knocked into the air, with his cape dangling from a branch* Nya! Cape... choking... me! *flails wildly*
UH oh. I already wasted my turn! Someone get him down!
*Em shoots the branch Cait is caught on, causing him to fall.*
You better?
N-nya... That's better... *too dazed to act this turn*
O-oh ! Mister kitty ! *she tries to stand on her branch and runs to cait

Here ! * she untanlges his cape with a smile
I've got you sister! *Successfully casts charm on @Leo*
( nvm )
Leo
"The tree disappear"
Leo
OOC: Am I charmed?
*Casts Psiodyne on self to lift him up in the air* you can't get me!
Ooc: @Leo yeah
Ooc: yes you are charmed.
Alright.. I'M PISSED !!!!


* she takes a syringe out of her pocket and stabs it into her neck

*as the contents get injected in her body, her muscles begin bulging.
I WILL SMASH YOU ALL !!!!
*gets up* Nya... what the nya was I doing? *looks around* ...Hey! No cheating on me, ya succubus!
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Oh no... Renew my Sukukaja, Puss! *jumps back*
Ugh for the love of sandwiches the cliche "Makes stronger halfway through fight" thing.
So you do steroids now too? Ugh, what a pain...

Change! Saul!

*The head fades away as Saul appears around Em once more.*

Tarunda!

*Koakuma 1 is surronded by a dulling light.*
Leo
"Uses recovery on koakuma"
*Koakuma, buff as a bear, goes into handstand position. Her skirt doesn't flip because magicz. She chants a magic incantation and a mysterious sigil appears on the ground
Hades, megidoaloan again.
Well it's a good thing I'm floating.
Charm for everyone! *Attempts to charm everyone. She fails*
Oh nya. *creates a Garudyne to float as well* I'ma join you up there, Bona!
Too easy to dodge. Another Megidoloan Hades.
Leo
"Uses bolganone to the group"
Leo
"Uses his brynhildr to create a wall with trees"
That... does not look good.

*Em changes out the cartridge in CR, and he fired below himself, flying up into the air. He continues to do this to avoid being on the ground.*
* the magical sigil grows wider by the second

*koakuma begins doing handstand push-ups as she chants

This friend of mine is going to kill you all!
*suddenly appears in front of everyone* hello everyone. Thank you for playing the demo! We promise that the full version won't be as insane as the demo. With that said- *trains kill everyone* you need to TRAIN harder!
*gets hit by the fire and proceeds to fall off the tornado, resulting in a half-graceful crash landing* Ow...
*dodges* Not Leo too. Kappa, Mapsio.
* suddenly, you all wake up in a forest. (setting up plot for tomorrow)

It's night. it's cold. you're slightly wet because shower mist. And by sheer luck, some poor sod left exactly enough food and beds for you all. YOu decide to call it a day and GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
fuck
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Leo
Uh? What is happening?

What I- Oh crap!

"He returns to the group"

Sorry guys

"He uses fortify to the group"
Ooc: @Emerson why I'm dieing.
OOC: Leo, since when did you have Staff Savant?
*Watches everyone while they sleep with a smile on her face for a few minutes before gapping away*
Come back tomorrow for real plot. It'll be touhou inspired and with actual not broken fights ( hopefully)
Leo
OOC: @Emerson Magic!
OOC: The Magic of Hacks, I presume.
Since, y'know, it's unobtainable.
Ooc: y'all just got trolled by Yukari in your sleep!
Leo
OOC: he is here a wise.
Ooc: CONFOUND THOSE TOUHOUS
if anyone gets that reference you get a cookie.
*wanders in*

Ok. I was in some place with blood red mist. I wandered around a bit. I saw people fighting Megatrons! Something happened and now I'm here. Now the question is: where the fuck am I?