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Centunculus_fur
Pirate Adventure 2: From the sea of thy soul
The sun rises and that marks yet another day which means only one thing....PILLAGE AND PLUNDERING! Or that would be the but instead Cent is waiting patiently by the boardwalk. With no crew or ship Cent can't achieve maximum pillaging and plundering oh what a devastation! But that could all change Cent just needs the right person to walk by and just maybe he could set sail for another one of his insane shenanigans.
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears* hey. I heard you need a ship. I just so happen to have one.
Nacci
Cannoneer Nacci reporting for duty.
Cait_Sith
Wow, how did I end up here... *glances at the Luxmageddon in the distance*
Centunculus_fur
"A ship you say Star!? Oh thank the STARS I thought I had to go rob another ship."

"Oh and you wish too join our crew Nacci well welcome aboard I promise glory and loot await!"
Nacci
Glory does not have any interest to me, however the prospect of acquiring ancient materials to examine is within my desires.
Starwaddle
I mean, what kind of self respecting goddess would I be if I didn't have a ship? Let me just summon it. This will take a few minutes, as it's a ship, and not a van.
Cait_Sith
...Screw it, I'm coming too, nya.

ooc: Just leaving this here
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Centunculus_fur
"Take your time Star the day is only shining dimly we have much time to wait."

"Come and join us Cait crew is open for one more."

"Fascinated in Relics eh well I call first dibs research is a important aspcect of my code just as much as raising."
Cait_Sith
Let's go! *draws sword and gets ready to adventure!*
Nacci
Code? Oh, you must be Centunculus. It is nice to meet you finally. My code is based off yours. It is good to finally see my superior face to face.

*Nacci opens up her palm slot, and out pops a flintlock pistol.*

I am ready as well.
Starwaddle
And...there, I've got it! *A large ship painted in orange, blue, and white is dropped directly into the water* say hello to the S.S. Authoritah! This baby has a large main cannon capable of sinking a ship with one shot, a lounge, a treasure room, and free WiFi wherever we go! It's my ship, I'm driving. No one use the main cannon unless of emergency, and if you don't respect my Authoritah, then I'm tossing you off the ship.
Centunculus_fur
"....Your code is based off of me....um."

*Get's disturbed by Nacci's Flintlock the whispers to himself *

"I...I can't even do that...."
Cait_Sith
*runs onto the ship* Nya ha!
Nacci
Please do not be alarmed. This is simply a non-canon ability I contain for this adventure.
Centunculus_fur
"Er....well,that's useful....well I got my tradition Hood and sickle."

(Not that it ever helped the last few threads I took part in which were last month.)

*Cent boards the ship feeling a little self conscious*

Hey...Star wanna pull us out of here let's hit the sea!
Nacci
*Nacci boards the ship, and sits down in the lounge.*

I am ready to take off.
Starwaddle
Okay! Let's set sail! *Raises the anchor and starts driving the boat to deeper waters*
Cait_Sith
*he climbs up to the highest point and looks at the sea with a convenient telescope*
Centunculus_fur
With all four Members boarded Star lowers the anchor and opens the sails the strength of the the wind helps push the boat into the vast ocean domain it looks like a pirate adventure shall be forged!

After a few mins of taking in the beautiful ocean in the morning sky Cent starts pulling out a piece of paper and runs towards the forecastle it seems to possibly be a map of some sorts.
Cait_Sith
*points his telescope downwards to attempt to see the map* How's it going down there?
imtherealklib
*Kalib comes up from the galley. He's currently rocking two eye patches and a parrot with a Leonidas mask.*

Yo ho ho! Arrrrrren't you mateys fergettin' sumbuddy? Yarr harr! Third Mate Kalib repartin' fer dooty!

*Kalib proceeds to bump into nothing, as his parrot gives him directions.*
Nacci
Oh, Mas- I mean Third Mate Kalib. It is a pleasure to see you.
Centunculus_fur
Cent looks up and responds to Cait.

"Hold on I only just found this thing give me some time to download this all in....ok done! Today's mission folks is to uncover The Bolt of The Sunscrape Spire! According to the map it's not a easy walk in walk out the map has two keys draw out on here....give me a minute I need to identity the locations!"
Cait_Sith
Alright. I'll keep an eye out up here! *keeps watching the ocean through his telescope* Smooth sailing today!
Yu-Narukami
Your captain has arrived...
imtherealklib
*He flips up his eye patches and smiles at Nacci.*

Likewise Nacci. What stirred inside of your systems to prompt you to do a mission like this?
Starwaddle
Hey! I'm the one driving this ship, and the one wearing the fancy pirate Captain hat! *Everyone now notices that she's wearing a fancy pirate Captain hat*
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome poofs into existence and falls onto the deck

Ugh seriously that "Leader"... Hey where am I?
Starwaddle
Hey! Does anyone know where we are supposed to go!?
Nacci
I would like to discover some ancient materials for research. It is a new non-canon hobby for me.

Starwaddle, I believe a good place to head to is Valentia. They have a large number of pirates there. We would fit right in.
-Sora-
*sora enters in

Aye! are you guys pirates here?
Starwaddle
Valentai!? I don't know where the fuck that is! Ship, autopilot! I need a drink. *Heads inside for a drink*
Aitome_Korichi
Off to a great start... our captain is drinking...
Starwaddle
*comes back outside with a large bottle of lemonade and sits in the captain's chair*
Centunculus_fur
"Now hold on I'm still downloading- Dowload Complete! I found the first key location....it is.....by the beard it's in Valentai what a coincidence. I say we gather all our new recruits together and set sail to the Valentia Stronghold as well!
Starwaddle
... what? You expect me to do something? The ship is on autopilot, and I didn't have enough money for a speaker system.
imtherealklib
Nacci...did you just break the 4th wall?

*Kalib is still shocked at the mention of canonicity in this very canon? thread with cannons.*
Cait_Sith
*shouts down at them* Well? Let's have that autopilot take us there!
Nacci
Yes. This thread has a very low canonicity level, therefore even an AI such as myself can acknowledge it's level of canon.
Centunculus_fur
"Nacci just because this thread is not highly canon does not mean you should keep making 4th wall jokes it get's old real quick ask anyone sitting behind their screens."
Starwaddle
We should be coming up on land shortly!
imtherealklib
*"She can read outside the Nexus?! Emerson what have you created?!"*

*Kalib smiles away the feelings of fear.*

Fair enough Nacci. I'm also interested in what sort of things we might find!
Aitome_Korichi
4th wall? I dont even see one wall! Right guys behind the screen?
Mona
*Mona drifts in the water*
-Sora-
*looks at @Centunculus_fur

is that the pirate captain?
-Sora-
ooc: i thought mona hates water

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IC: *sora sees mona at the sea


Mona? what are you doing here?
Starwaddle
No, I'm the Pirate Captain! This is my ship, my rules! Respect the S.S. Authoritah!
Mona
*Mona appears to be unconscious*
Nacci
Oh, have I gone too far? Apologies.
-Sora-
*sora jumps at the water and goes to mona and picks him up

Wind!

*sora casts Aeroga to the sea and flies then he goes at the boat with mona and slaps him a little

mona, are you ok?
Mona
*Mona just faintly groans when Sora slaps him*
Cait_Sith
Well, I'd say he's dead. *adjusts telescope* Or half-dead.
-Sora-
he needs some heal!

*sora raises his keyblade

Heal!

*sora casts curaga to mona, just only to wake up
Mona
*Mona rubs his eyeballs slightly and steadies his head as it wobbles a bit. Mona's. Vision becomes clearer*
W-where am I?
Centunculus_fur
"Despite Star being captain I like to think I have some sanity to me...."

While the bickering and conversations keep on going the boat slowly creeps to a stop at Valentia Docks (Were going Fire Emblem dear lord). You've arrived at Valentia congrats you did somthing as pirates. Up ahead seems to be a market place you even see a giant Tavern Bar wonder what drinks are brewing up there? Anyway now seems to be the best time to stock up on items now before you set sail again get shopping pirates.
-Sora-
*phew* mona, so glad that you woke up...
Starwaddle
Quickly, let us go to the tavern so we can learn everything because everyone knows bartenders know a ton of stuff!
Mona
Is this... a pirate ship!?
Nacci
*Nacci happens to have a Steel Sword for some reason, and upgrades it into a Zweihander in a forge nearby.*

Hooray. I am now broken.
-Sora-
yup, why do you ask?
Mona
W-why am I on a pirate ship!?
*Mona shoots a look of pure confusion in Sora's eyes*
-Sora-
well, i just arrived here to see what kind of pirate ship is, then i found you unconscious at the sea so i decided to save you, because you almost die at this rate, plus, what brings you here?
Mona
Well, I don't remember how I ended up here exactly. All I recall was Ryuji shouting "My turn to drive!" And the rest is all just a blank.
Centunculus_fur
"Um I think I'll just do some,market theft instead if anyone wants to join me...."

Everyone ingnores Cent.

"Um...ok then..."

Cent walks deeper into the market by himself.
-Sora-
oh, really, you must be tired a little...


*thinks about what to do to help @Mona

Yeah! i know!, how about we go to twilight town and eat some icecream, maybe this will makes you remember!
Cait_Sith
*has fallen asleep at the top of the boat. He has like 14 medicines anyway*
Starwaddle
*is changing for the tavern*
Mona
@-Sora- depends, is that close to my home?
-Sora-
well, i can send you home anytime because i learned how to teleport just a moment ago!
Centunculus_fur
Star charges into the Bar Tavern and.....OH CRAP! A bar fight is taking place in this three sorry Bar Tavern the palace is an entire mess and people are getting tossed and punched all over the place! Broken tables, beverage liquids all over the floor, a strange man playing a piano as the whole scene plays out. Truly this is the art of chaos will you engage or disengaged in this Brawl?
Mona
@-Sora- ...oh? In that case... *Teleports home*
Starwaddle
Huh... I'll just wait outside so I can speak to the bartender after its over... I'm not getting into a bar fight...not after last time...
-Sora-
----wait!


where did he go, maybe his home is leblanc i guess?
Mona
@-Sora- ooc: he lives with Joker in an unnamed town
Nacci
*Nacci suddenly turns into her Gravity form, and begins to float back towards the Nexus, where ever that is.*

I need to go now, my planet needs me.

*Nacci speeds up, and is eventually just a speeding dot on the horizon.*
-Sora-
ooc: i know that, it's RP thing!
-Sora-
*sora raises his keybalde and made a light portal to Yongen-Jaya

ok here we go

*sora goes in the portal, and the portal closed
Centunculus_fur
Star chose to disengage from the bar fight and waits outside suddenly a Stylish Man walks out of the Tavern trying to clean out a glass with a white rag grumbling to himself. Meanwhile Cait is sleeping on the boat but starts to feel some strange turbalance.