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Persona_2
Dr. Philemon, Featuring special guest @The_Hunter (Filmed in front of a live studio audience)
*An applause is heard as the camera centers in on a stage with Philemon sitting on a couch*

Hello, everyone. I am Philemon and today we have a very special episode of Dr. Philemon for you. We'll be discussing body modifications and the dangerous effects it can have on you.
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome sits in a chair

Hmm, a TV show? This will be fun and is that... Fishymon? Red Coat isn't going to believe this...
The_Hunter
*he sits on the couch petrified*

I don't like this...
Aergia
Relax will ya?
Persona_2
We have a special guest who has expierence with body modification today. Please give a warm welcome to Hunter everyone!

*A fake applause begins to sound*
Bgammax
*muttering from the audience*

So basically, in exchange for the embodiment of all the world's evil. We got a psychiatrist. Fantastic.
Persona_2
Hunter, could you please tell us why it is that you think you've been broughten in today?
Aitome_Korichi
I guess ill clap for the Evil Dragon as well...

*Aitome claps half heartily
Mona
I know too well the horrors of body modification... *begins having flashbacks of his time as an apache attack chopper in the vietnam war*
The_Hunter
It's a... wonder to meet... you...

*give Phile a hand shake*
Emerson
*Em sits in a seat, intrigued.*
Kageomi
*sits in the audience with a frozen water bottle*
Migrant
*grumbles* I can't believe I'm expected to attend this.
Tsugumi-Chan
*pats Hunter's back* Don't worry, Hunter. It'll all be okay.
The_Hunter
I just had an identity crisis 25 years ago when I was 19 years old...
Persona_2
*Philemon returns the handshake*
Now Hunter, I've been told that you've been absorbing a variety of magic and blood into your body in exchange for rapid body changes.
Aitome_Korichi
Ooh, that's never a good thing...
Randomperson2021
*Several clones are occupying multiple seats*

Clone 1: HA! Hunters the one who has experience with body modification?!

Clone 2: I know right?! We're much more experienced!

Clone 3: Actually, we have experience with GENETIC modification.

Clone 4: Same thing.

Clone 5: All of you shut up!
The_Hunter
Yes but I just had and identity crisis... that lasted for 25 years.
Persona_2
An identity crisis is a dangerous thing hunter, but giving into mysterious body modifying powers is not a healthy way to deal with it.
The_Hunter
OOX I am going to be off for a little bit

IC: *starts sweating*

Hold on... can we cut to commercials?

*vanishes to the Hunter's Dream*
Aergia
Oh for fucks sake...
Persona_2
We're going to be taking a commercial break everyone but don't worry we'lll be back soon with Dr. Philemon!

*A fake applause starts up*

*Tv screena come down showing an Amrita Soda commercial*
Aitome_Korichi
Someone else wanna go up? We could get an audience member?
Tsugumi-Chan
*facepalms* whelp...
Aergia
Worth a shot I guess...
Tsugumi-Chan
*nods* it was something.
Aergia
How long is this break gonna be before we drag him back?
Aitome_Korichi
Like I said before, we could bring up an audience member to cut down on commercial break time
Kageomi
Is there anyone that can drag him out of the Hunter's dream?
Bgammax
*sighs*
You can't drag someone into a therapy session kid. They'll just close up and you'll be wasting your time.
Persona_2
I can keep this up like all day, we only have like 10 veiwers.
Aergia
The hell do you know Kuu?! Oh wait, you're not him anymore.
Migrant
Maybe you shouldn't air this at midnight, then.
Persona_2
It was the only open air time that a deity outside time and space can get.
Kageomi
I'm an insomniac, so I don't care.
Aitome_Korichi
Can't you make time? I thought you could just pull everyone into a coma and air your tv there?
Tsugumi-Chan
*starts shaking Hunter* Hunter, wake up, we have to keep airing the show!
Bgammax
*sighs again*
I know you're aware its not the child. You called me Pinky, remember?
Persona_2
Making time would be interfering with the natural order of the world.
Aergia
Oh yeah.... Heyo Pinky.
Tsugumi-Chan
*starts muttering* How to wake him.. How to wake him... Um, we can throw him at a wall..?
Kageomi
Is it a good idea to freeze him?
Aitome_Korichi
I dont think there is any order in this world, I got smited earlier this week for calling a god their name...
AkariSuzumoto
*sitting in the audience*

This is a weird show...
Tsugumi-Chan
*sneezes up ashes* Oops...! S-Sorry... I guess that side-effect's never gonna go away... *sniffles*
Persona_2
If we had a volunteer from the audience that'd be helpful, oh, I have an idea.
Aergia
Huh? Whatcha got Phil?
Kageomi
Elaborate.
Migrant
You? Having ideas? That's new.
Aitome_Korichi
I suggested it so I guess I should...
Bgammax
Well, its gotta be better than just staring at an ad.
Tsugumi-Chan
What's your idea, good sir?
Persona_2
*The TVs go up behind the stage as the lights turn back on with Philemon in a chair*

Hello, and welcome back to Dr. Philemon!

It is now time for our question segment, so does anyone in the audience have a health related question?
Bgammax
*raises his hand*
What are the negative long-term effects of possession? Asking for a friend.
Tatsuya
*walks in and sits down* Yes I have one. Any tips for bringing the dead back Phil?
AkariSuzumoto
*Raises hand*

Are mushrooms bad to eat?
Migrant
Oh boy, Tatsu's here. Now the ticket's worth it.
Persona_2
You with the pink hair!

Negative effects of possession can vary based on what the beings possessing your body do with it.
Tatsuya
*he waves at Mig* Hey man how's it going?
Aitome_Korichi
Oh hey there Red Coat! When did you get here?

Oh Akari-kun!

*Aitome subtley moves next to Akari-kun
Bgammax
Ok, awesome. So nothing in particular, its just whatever dumb things you had to do while possessed. Nice to know
Persona_2
Ah, Tatsuya, I would frown upon bringing the dead back to live but a good bit of demonic magic can do the trick for permanent death.

Tatsuya
Frown he says? Funny considering things you've done before... Or does the name Maya Amano mean nothing suddenly?
Persona_2
Well, miss Akari, that all depends on the mushroom. Though most poisons can be cured with certain magic from personas.
Aitome_Korichi
Ooh!

*Aitome raisers her hand

What are the long term effects of getting smited, or even having your persona take over?
Persona_2
Well when the crawling chaos is involved I must interfere as well at times. Would you like to come up and talk about your problems as well, Tatsuya?
Kageomi
What are effects of being an insomniac?
Persona_2
Well, Aitome, theres a young man named Shinji who might be able to tell you a bit about Personas going out of control.
Tatsuya
Hmm my problems? Like the fact I'm still trying to undo some bullshit memory spell? *He walks onto the stage* Yeah sure why the hell not?
Aitome_Korichi
Shinji-san hm? Ill have to look out for him...
Persona_2
Kageomi, lack of sleep can cause you to make bad decisions and is overall bad for your health.
Kageomi
Then I guess I'll sleep for once.
Bgammax
*sighs*
Yeah, this is a bit silly even for me. I think I'll head out. Good luck with your problems Tatsuya.
Persona_2
Everyone please welcome Tatsuya Suou to the show!

*A fake applause sounds as Tatsuya gets on the stage.*
Aergia
Oh boy... Ta-chan you don't have to...
Randomperson2021
Clone 1: How big does a mech have to be for 3 meters to be considered knife sized?

Clone 2: Are you really the master of the Velvet Room and if so, why didn't you kick Yalbadoths ass when he took it over?

Clone 3: Is the Arcana the means by which all is revealed?

Clone 4: Are there too many of us here for you?

Clone 5: Have you ever wondered why we're here?
Aitome_Korichi
I knew Red Coat had some problems! Go and get em Red Coat!

*Aitome claps and sits down next to Akari
Persona_2
Sorry, but the question segment is over.
Kageomi
Actual progress in the show. Finally.

*She drinks half of the cold water bottle*
Tatsuya
Actually I wanna know about 2 myself. Why couldn't you just spam Eternal White at Yaldy?
Randomperson2021
Clone 1: Shit!

Clone 2: Damn it!

Clone 3: Aw, come on!

Clone 4: Typical!

Clone 5: Fine, we'll wait for the next Q
Persona_2
Uh...well, I was very busy...
Migrant
Bad answer!
Tatsuya
Phil you hadn't been seen since I was in highschool! I hadn't heard from you till the Damm Nexus! The world nearly ended 3 times and you couldn't have stopped by to say. "Hey go help those SEES kids out most powerful living Persona user." It would have taken like a few minutes!
The_Hunter
*reappears sitting on the couch*

Alright I am actually ready.
Aergia
Uh....
Aitome_Korichi
Aw just as we were getting to the good part! Also SEES? How does Red Coat know about that?
Persona_2
And that's it for the show everyone, join us next time on Dr. Philemon!
Goodnight everybody!
*Philemon disappears as the lights go out*
Tatsuya
I'm friends with it's original leader Ai.
Aergia
... This didn't work at all...
The_Hunter
... I just got back though... and I talked myself into it. Shame...
Migrant
This was a train wreck...
Tatsuya
.... Fucking Butterfly Freak.
Aitome_Korichi
Original leader? Thought he died, the shadow ops's database is lacking...
Kageomi
This was a waste of time. I guess I'll go sleep.. for once in a year.

*She turns into light and disappears*
Tatsuya
He did, then he came back here in the Nexus. Makoto Yuki is his name... Holy shit you don't know Yuki!
Tsugumi-Chan
Whelp, we did all we could...
Aitome_Korichi
Makoto Yuki? The blue hair one? THAT YUKI? They kept all the names secret in the database! How did I not know this!
Tatsuya
Oh you do know him? Yup that's him Wildcard and leader of SEES! Pretty cool guy really.
Aitome_Korichi
Huh, I met him in some lovers Cafe, strange as for the killer of Nyx he's chill.
Migrant
Lovers Cafe? I'm interested in where that is.
Aitome_Korichi
Looks like its about to open again, so I can show you where it is.
Aitome_Korichi
Its right over there!

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Bigor
Philemon, how many times must 🅱️igor tell you to stop doing these damn tv shenanigans?