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Picnic on the washington mall
*he sets up a table with burgers, hot dogs, 🅱️epis, etc.*
I think I picked a good spot for the fireworks show
Are we here to celebrate the Eagle God, protector of "Murica"?
I think we're just celebrating that America has survived another year
Im ready to get some eats
*sarcastically*
Indeed, it is quite amazing that America is always around no matter what challenges come. And we are learning that really anyone can become president. What a wonderful era we're living in.
We just need to appreciate America
Remember no seconds until everyone's gone through once.
*he sets up a tent next to a grill and a griddle*
While it is nice that America hasn't suffered any outside harms, it cannot be said the same about what goes on in America. For example, the juvenile actions of our president.
Forget the government and just enjoy our freedoms
At least we have food. *starts eating a hot dog*
True that. *proceeds to eat a hot dog*
Any specific requests for the grill?
*eats the good eats* Is good, murican food is the best on the 4th of july.
*thinks for a moment*

Can you grill pasta? I really want to see it.
Roast a pig
Pasta is goin on the griddle.
*he lights the griddle and puts a pot of water on it*
What kind of pasta anyway?
If anyone brings a whole pig I'll roast it
*Throws pig onto a table* Pig.
Spaghetti is preferred, but whatever you brought is fine. However it is this is working.
All right then you want to challenge me? Very well!
*he goes into his tent and butchers the pig and wheels out his smoker*
Ribs and bacon anyone?
I didn't bring spaghetti noodles but I can make the sauce with macaroni noodles
Ye, wants ribs and bacon plz!
Ribs are in the smoker and bacon should be done soon!
*talking to self* should I make barbecue?
Excited for all the good eats. Question, is there any...gummy bears??
Gummy bears are with dessert! Which will be eaten during the fireworks show.
May I request for grilled corn? I brought some hot sauce to make it to my liking.
Sure! In husk or out?
I hope there isnt any gummy bear vats, also other than fireworks, will there be any other form of entertainment?
Out, preferably.
*he rushes into his tent and brings out a vat of spaghetti sauce and sets it on the table next to a bowl of macaroni noodles*
*he throws corn on the grill some in their husks others out* should be ready soon
*Walks and looks around* Why are we celebrating a US holiday? Aren't most of you guys Japanese? *He shurgs* Oh well whatever free food.
Man you sure got lots of stuff for this feast!
I have an American wallet, what can I say?
I'm a demon, nya! Plus, free food!
Corns ready!
*he sets a plate of grilled corn onto the table and butters half of them*
*Eats some buttered corn* This is some good stuff!
I know what I'm doing.
I'll celebrate the holidays I want. *Takes a plate of buttered grill corn, adds some hot sauce, and proceeds to eat it*
*he grabs some corn and takes a bite* Huh so you do, I'm not really surprised though. People seem to have all kinda skills around here.
How much longer till the bacon and ribs?
I'll take that as a compliment
Bacons done and the ribs will take some more time.
*he sets a tray of bacon on the table ranging from crispy to chewy*
*Grabs some crispy bacon* Best bacon is crispy bqcon, no doubt about it!
I'll admit, I've never had macaroni with pasta sauce, usually cheese accompanies it. But this is hardly a normal place after all. I'll see what its about

*Gamma grabs a plate, and piles on the macaroni, after adding a generous helping of pasta sauce, he begins to eat*
*he pulls the ribs out of the smoker and begins glazing them in BBQ sauce*
Ribs are almost done
*Mouth full of bacon* I cant wait!
*he sets his brush back in his tent*
The ribs are now complete
You make some great food NotIgor! *Grabs some ribs*
*Grabs some bacon and ribs and proceeds to eat it* Mmm, what an American meal. Still good as always.
I spent eight years at a culinary school so I damn well better!
Those years in culinary school have payed off well!
OOC:Now I have to add that I have a masters in culinary arts to my wiki page
OOC: NotIgor is a culinary master, as well as Meme lord, and Bepis lord. You hold many titles
You think one of you people who can alter reality could bring either us to a pool or a pool to us?
OOC: Of course you're gonna hold many titles. You're pretty dank.
I wish I could alter reality.
D.C. heat is brutal without something to cool off
Reality altering is difficult to come by, but it is very useful.
No takers? Guess I'll have to do it
*he snaps his fingers and the scenery shifts to a pool party with a shooting range farther back*
The foods still here mind you
*Jumps into pool* Best party ever!
Er, I can't really swim, so I'll just go shoot some targets.
*Walks up* How did I get from Tokyo to D.C without taking a plane? Oh well what's to eat.
It's bring your own unless you forgot, in which case we got some rifles here
We got burgers, hot dogs, bacon, ribs, spaghetti sauce with macaroni noodles, grilled corn, and 🅱️epis
Naturally there's assorted fruit and veg
*Hibki grabs a hamburger and hotdog grabs some ketchup and starts eating* Delicious. Nice job!
That's what eight years culinary school does to you
Smart move! Hang on a second. *Hibki runs away and comes back in shorts with white houses on them and cannonballs into the pool* Cannonball!
*Bona is not coming up for air*
*he grabs a pole with a lasso tied to it and reels in Bona*
Best to be prepared
*Gasps* T-thank you Bepis lord.
When haven't you almost died?
*Hibki surfaces* whew. *Notices @Bonafied-Monafied* Dude are you okay?
This always happens don't worry about it
*comes to the pool* There's not much danger there at the range, at least. Bona, please try to be more careful!
*he turns off the grill, picks up a rifle, and takes his position at the range*
Let's see if I've still got this
So who wants to break into the White House? The secret service doesn't stand a chance against us.
No crimes on my watch!
Man, I rather take a gummy bear vat than drowning...
*he loads the rifle and aims at a target half a mile downrange*
*he breaths in pulls the trigger and keeps cocking the bolt until the gun is empty*
Is food time already over?
*every shot hits the center*
I still got it
Food time is never over
*Walks up to the picnic table* Am I late?
Never
Mao
Are there good times to be had while a meteor is hurling tward our location at thrice the speed of sound?
No meteor will ruin my party!
*Hibki walks over to the rifle range picks up a gun and tries to shoot it. He fires at a target but the kick from the rifle knocks him on his ass* Ouch! Not doing that again.
We will grill atop that meteor.
We have smaller guns if you'd like
Do you have a normal handgun? I should probably start small. *Hibki casts diarahan to fix his shoulder which got knocked out of place from the rifle*
That meteor brings me no worries. Let us enjoy ourselves and party! *goes back to the range to shoot up some targets with the rifle again*
Here's a snub nose revolver. A nambu , I picked it up in Japan.
*Hibki takes the revolver and tries to fire at a target but he misses almost losing his grip from the recoil*
*he chortles and gets a bb gun*
Perhaps this is more up your alley?
*Hibki grabs the bb gun* Cut me a break. I've never shot a gun before. *He aims and manages to hit the outer edge of the target* Eh at least I hit it.
*Igor corrects Hibki's stance so his aim is sharper*
That should help
*Hibki fires again and hits closer to the center* Thanks. That helped a lot. *He fires three more times his third shot hitting the center*
*glances to the side and smiles* It's good that you're bettering your skills with a gun, Hibiki. *looks back at the targets and shoots them exactly in the center*
Don't get that impressed it's not even a real gun. Maybe I'll get a basic 9 millimeter instead of a revolver.
Cool, guess I'll just chomp on all your food while you shoot stuff.
*Bona sets off all the fireworks and the pool is engulfed in a beautiful explosion*