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Is that guy ok?
I don't see Heartstealer getting beat up, well unless it's me....
I do?
*Iggy pats down his head*
Oh dear...
*She pulls out her phone and types in some things*
So you know the people whom can do these sorts of feats?
I dont suppose you could help me contact them for some testing?
Well... true.... s-still!

So should we head out now?
*the voice of Hunter can be heard*

MOTHER FUCKER I AM NOT DONE KICKING YOUR ASS!!!

*Cainhurst knight runs by the cafe screaming as Hunter is in his beast form running after him*
*walks in* hey guys. *Takes a seat* I'll have some coffee. Surprise me.
Huh? That just happened I guess... see you Evil Dragon!

If you wanna go no objections here.
"He claps his fingers"

Calm down hunter, caaaaaaaaalm down.
*watches as the knight and Hunter run by* Wow... He looks like he's having fun.
ONEEEEEE CHAN!!! :33333 SENPAI IS SO KAWAII AND SUGOI!!! :3 :3 :3 C: C: C: DAISUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:3:3:3:3 CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE ME SOME BENTO CHU~? NYAHAHA :3 :3 :3 :3 ARIGATO!!!!!!! IKIDAKIMASUU!! *NOM NOM* *ANIME EATING NOISES* NYAHAHAH~~~ ARIGATOO ONE CHAN :333 PLEASE MAKE SOME ONIGIRI AND PICKLED PLUMS FOR ME AND MEGANEE KUN ~~~ CHU CHU KAWAII DESU~~~ :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :# ^-^
*His eyes widen and he smiles nervously* ...
Uh....Uh.....Uh...
What in the world?
*she visibly cringes* Woah...
I.... think maybe it's time to go.... *looks to Hibki and Joker*
@imtherealklib
Nonalcoholic? What do you take me for? A minor? Hook me up with the good stuff, man.

@Tsugumi-Chan
Nice job. The duck deserved it. How 'bout we go somewhere and try out your new persona?
I-I, ill meet you outside....
I can but I've gotta run for now. See you all later! And remind next time Shion.
*He walks out the door*
Yeah.... *heads for the doorway, carefully dodging the yelling person*
*she nods, smiling at Shiza* Sure thing, babe! I've been itching to try it out~!
Hmmm?
Why did the room act in shock to nothing?
Is that also one of these supernatural phenomenon?
Oh goodbye coffeeboy~
Anybody know the direction to a television or mementos?
*The flame finally disappears*
That's better.
What.... just happened?
*Kalib grins.*

Well, if you're in the market for booze, try elsewhere.

*Kalib swiftly makes a cup of blue mountain for Star and brings it to her.*

Here you go~!
OOC: For those who're going shopping, https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=8406
B-but...this is where I get all my beverages. Don't tell me this is prohibition 2.0.
...I don't fucking know what just happened...also, thanks Klib. *Takes a sip* ahh...just what I need before a Mementos dive.
*the knights barhes in*

Cainhust Knight: FOR the love of Queen Annalise make the Yharnam hunter STOP!

*Hunter grabs his legs with eyes being burning blood red*

Huntet: DON'T YOU FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!

*the knight scream as he being dragged and is torn limb from limb until becoming into a pile of bloody pink pulp*
*Finishes off her coffee*
Well then this was an enlightening visit~
*Getting up from her seat Shion strides out of the building*
*Hands the drink back to @imtherealklib*

No thanks. I'll just head somewhere else...or conjure my own. Thanks anyway. Yang, I'll be outside.

*Leaves*
.... Should I leave?
No prohibition Shizza. But it's daylight hours and that means family friendly drinks only.

*She smirks with a wink.*

After dark, I'm sure we can help you have it though~!

*Turning back go Star.*

Going to Mementos?
Nah don't worry, he can't touch you now.
*Enters again*

In that case, I'll have a coffee to go. Also, it's Shiza. One z.
Yup. I got the van ready, and I just installed a mini fridge and a heater for food. I also got six coffees specially made from Boss, so that's something.
*Kalib takes the drink back and smiles.*

See you around~!

*She moves over to Takuya and grabs his hands in her own.*

No need to leave silly~! This place just gets crazy from time to time!

*She smiles warmly.*
*Kalib runs behind the counter and preps a to go coffee. She then rushes it to Shiza.*

Damn it. I knew that too! Sorry Shiza!
*enters in covered in blood and having chunks of flesh on parts of his jacket*

I feel so much better.
*smiles at Shiza* I'll be out in a minute. Just lemme get some shotgun rounds for my gauntlets. *she starts rummaging through her bag for ammo*
Do you need more sedatives?
*his right eye twitches*

Again I feel much better.
It's fine. A lot of people get it wrong sometimes.

*Takes the coffee*

Well, I'll be waiting outside.

*Leaves*
*Kalib brings a palm to her face.*

Hunter....I....hah....do you have no regard for the effort it takes to keep this place clean?

*She sighs.*

Just don't let any of that get on the anything.
*she grabs a few shotgun slug mags and puts them in her ammo pouch, then exits after Shiza*
*takes off his hat and jack and throws it into his personal washing bin*

I do
Do you want coffee? Curry?
After of what the M. Night Shamala twist that Takuya gave me hehehe... FUCKING NOO!!!
"He offers him a sedative"
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Loads tranq rounds into the gun below the counter. Ya know...just in case.*
OOC: I made the thread.
*drinks the bottle of sedatives*

Thank you and now I am going to work.

*walks out and leaves*
Soon...
*Kalib wipes a bead of sweat off of her brow.*

Hm? Soon?
You don't remember? That day, it happened, and he was there, you and lavenza gave him that...
*walks in carrying a book and sits down*

Good afternoon everyone.
*Walks in with a new outfit: A skirt and tee shirt with small heels* Hey gals! Like my new look?
I have to go.

See ya

"He dissapear"
*Kalib scratches her head.*

Lavenza and I gave something to Hunter?

*She struggles but can't remember.*

I'm drawing a lot of blanks....was it bad or good?
*Falls from the roof*

Bona! We are reembarking on the journey that we paused yesterday. You coming with?
*Kalib notices that she's alone behind the counter and sighs.*

Oh well.

*She perks up at the customers.*

Hello ladies! Welcome to Leblanc! How may I serve you today~!
Yeah Shiza, in a bit. I gotta do something!
*Walks in holding a bloody knife*

Feels good to kill demons. Relieves alotta stress to me.
Alright, sweet. I shall report to Reaper and wait accordingly.

*Vanishes through a portal*
*returns with blood splatters all over*

NCR meatbags neutralized.
*Takes a seat at the counter*

Can anyone make me some green tea? Would help me a lot.
*Returns once more*

Eh, fuck it. Kage and Reaper are here, so I might as well stay... what's new Kage?
Demon killing, dragon killing, murdering people we have grudges on, usual stuff. What 'bout you?
@Kageomi
Dragon killing, hitting on people, fulfilling contracts, the usual. It'd be more fun with you.

@EWR-115 Reaper
Hey bucket of bolts. How's the job?
*Kalib elegantly boils water as she prepares a cup. She moves to the cabinet, holding a small metal ball, and opens it before finding a box labeled "green". She puts a scoop of leaves into the metal ball before closing the box and putting it away. She moves back to the cup and plops the metal ball into it, proceedings to then fill the cup with boiling water. She smiles as she sets it down before Kaegomi.*

Here you go~!
Thanks, Kalib. And if ya really think it'd be more fun with me, I'm surprised.
Kill. Maim. Destroy.
@Kageomi @EWR-115_Reaper
I've got a proposition for both you fine gentlemen. There's a hotel not far from here. I've heard there's a corrupt politician booked there for the evening. You catch my drift?
Really? I might take ya up on that.
*Chuckles*

Thought you might. We'll split the pay. Just thought I'd show you how fun it is with a guy watching your back.
Ya think I do all my work alone? Once in a while I work with a partner or two, ya know.
Fair enough. You still haven't joined the league, so I just assumed. Sorry. Anyway, the payout's about a million yen, so we better hurry before we miss our window.
Million yen? Damn. Guess I'll join in, since I haven't been gettin' enough money.
Yeah, the contractors some bigshot billionaire or something. Let's get going.

*Shiza gets up from his chair and leaves*
Alright then.

*Follows along Shiza and leaves*
*quietly reads her book in silence*
Ohh yeah let's go now. I really need to stop spacing out.
*laying down in one of the booths* Ahh, silence... *closes her eyes and starts to doze off*
*a massive bang and thud can be heard in the attic*

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!!! BOOSTING AND BREECHI USING BITCHES!! I HATE THAT SHIT!!!
*she jolts awake, then falls off of the seats in her booth* Ow, shit!!
*He continues ro rage on his game*

STOP CAMPING IN THE CORNER AND USING THE BREECHI AND FIGHT LIKE MAN YOU PUSSY!!!
*Walks in*

The hell is that screaming?
YES!! I got my quad feed andnmy Dark Matter camo! SUCK MY DICK!!!
*sighs*
Well, there goes the peace and quiet.
*she sits up rubbing her head* owwww.... Like hell if I know...
Jesus christ... Why do I always come when it's always loud?
*walks down staires and is absolute sweaty*

I haven't been so full of rage since my fight with Micholash.
*looks at Hunter* Da hell man? You screamed so loud, I fell and hit my head...
Could you not scream so loud? I heard from outside the cafe!
Sorry Yang I was planning to casually play the whole day since I finished working... but it went down hill in an instant
*she sighs, getting up* I can see that. Way to go on getting your Dark Matter, too, dude.
Jus' be quieter... I only wanted some mocha.
I like the M8A7 AND Argus. Easiest way to to get the camos.
*she goes behind the counter, serving Kage a mocha* Here you go~!
*Takes the Mocha*

Thanks, Yang. Nothin' like some good mocha after demon slaying...
No problem. *she leans on the counter, rubbing her head* Damn, that smarts...
Ya okay, Yang? I saw ya on the floor when I came in.
Yeah, I fell out of my booth when Hunter screamed, hit my head and it hurt like hell...
Hope ya recover.

*Sips his Mocha*

Ko-chan finally woke up, pretty sure she's in mementos right now.
*hands Yang a white gem*

Just hold it and it will make you fewl better. And sorry about that. After Takuya's "fun" and now made take zero bullshit.
^^feel the engrish is strong in this one.
*takes the gem, the throbbing in her head going away* Thanks~.
(How 2 Engrish 101)
Now that I think 'bout it, my head's been hurtin' once in a while too. Prolly from stress.
I maul my anger away. Plus teo days ago in Atlas I've met a photographer with cute bunny ears.
*points at Hunter* Did she ask to take a picture of your weapons?!
Bunny ears? Was the photographer one of those faunus people Pyrrha talked 'bout?
She did. Took a picture of my Boom Hammer and Holy Moonlight sword.
Is that a problem of some sort to ya, Yang?
You just met one of my besties!!! Her name is Velvet~!!
Interesting. She was kind too.

OOC: why you have an image of Pyrrha as you are rping a Yang? xD
*Hibki walks in still in her bikini from the beach* Hey guys. Can I get a basket of fries please?
Oh, interestin'.

OOC: I see Tsugumi's PFP as Yang though :|
(What? It's Yang on my screen, da hell?)
Sure thing! *she whips up a basket of fries, giving it to Hibiki* Here you go~!
Thanks. *She puts what a normal person would call a little too much extra salt on them before she starts eating them*
(Oh wait never mind I am on the phone to clear cache. My bad)
*Drinks all his Mocha*

Well, see you guys later. I needta sleep.

*He walks out of the cafe*
(No problem, happens to the best of us!)
*she smirks, ready to make a bad joke* Feeling salty, are we? Ba dum tsss...
And seeya, Kage!
Yeah. Just a random craving for something salty. I haven't been able to find twilight town again so I can't get sea salt ice cream. *She puts a little more salt o the fries and keeps eating*
*enters* Hey
Huh.... Never had sea salt ice cream since Weiss went back to Atlas.... Oh, and hey there! *waves to Reaper*
Hi Tsugumi
Hi. Are there any good hotels around? Going home isn't an option right now.
Tsugu-- what? *thinks* was that Pyrrha's nickname or codename or something?
Amnesia?
Huh? No...
Okay....
Hell, I don't even know you, I have as just being polite. My name's Yang, by the way~!
Nice to meet you
*Kuro walks in, and stretches*

Ah~ Finally back! Hey guys.
Hey Kuro
*waves at Kuro* Hi there~!
'Ello Reaper. Doing good, I'm guessing?
Yeah i'm doing good
Also, hello Yang. Good for you, Reaper.
And how are you?
*Nothing sits by the counter*

*Nothing watches the people*
Doing great. Good to be back.
What's that thing?
Glad to hear that Kuro
*she makes herself a strawberry sunshine, then takes a sip* Hey... Do you ever get that feeling like you're being watched...?
Everyone does once in a while, right?
Sometimes why?
Just don't look by the counter.
*she looks in the general direction of Null before shrugging and turning back to them* Eh... No reason... I just got that feeling right now, ya feel?
Yeah....
*walks in with a new EWR frame*

Greetings organic begins.
That's just where the feelings coming from.

A message appears at @Tsugumia-Chan's phone

From: R E A@!$@!^$#^#%$@$@!%@!%@!

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE TO THE REA@!$@!%#@^$#
*Nothing smiles at the temporary attention he is given*
*she takes another sip of her sunrise* Prolly just me, though... *she rests her head on the counter* It's pretty hot out, huh? But not as hot as me~ Ba dum tsss...
Yeah it's hot outside
*pulls out scroll, looking at the message* What the--? What does this even mean?
Must be a prank....
What does it say? *Hibki takes off her gauntlet and studies her left hand*
*She shows the message to Hibiki*

"From: R E A@!$@!^$#^#%$@$@!%@!%@!

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE TO THE REA@!$@!%#@^$#"

This.
*a red time limit numbers appeared at @-Reaper-'s left hand caused him to hurt his hand written on it:

13241:57
You got a message? Couldn't be Kage, he doesn't do that type of stuff.
Ah... my hand
Huh I got that too. *She shows her message says the exact same thing* After that I got this. *She shows the timer on her left hand.*
ooc: Whoops, i meant the time limit to @Tsugumi-Chan
OOC: dont worry
*looks at the timmer and sets it aside and look*

Objective is uncertain. Begin decrypting message.

*starts decoding while sending a back up A.I. to Prophet*
Not dealing with this. I'm going to sleep again, see you guys.

*She walks out of the cafe*
(It's fine, happens to the best of us)
*she looks at her hand* Ow, what..? What's goin' on? The hell?
It's a game....
*the backup sending has been stopped and an error showed to @EWR-115_Reaper


error 404: unknown reason, cannot send.
A game? The hell kinda game is this? O don't even know what the hell this means, and they expect me to play it?
*another message appeared at @HibkiKuze , @-Reaper- , and @Tsugumi-Chan phones

from: R E A@!$@!$@!%@

PROCEED TO SHIBUYA BEFORE 24 HOURS
*checks phone* Great.....
Compliance confirmed heading to Shibuya.

*walks out to the destination*
*looks at her scroll* Damn...
*Checks phone* Let's just go. get this over with.
*she takes out her keys* yeah. See you guys soon! *she leaves LeBlanc*
*teleports away*
Skyla walks in and sits at a table.
DON'T SIT THERE!
*teleports in*
*Teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel kid. Just kidding. What'll you be having?
Coffee
*Walks in normally*

Green tea, 3 sugars.
*Conjures a hot cup of coffee and a pitcher full of the stuff and gives it to @-Reaper-*

Here, on me.

*Sits down in a chair and kicks his feet up*
Hey Kuro
Thanks
Hello Reaper and Shiza. You guys doing good?
Oh hello @Kuroumi. Long time no see. Here.

*Conjures up some tea with a Latin incantation*
Yeah thanks for asking
I'm fine. Getting used to being able to turn into Satan himself. Otherwise, I'm great.
*Sips tea*

Good for both of you. I'm doing good myself, now that I'm back to my usual form.
Are you Satan?
@-Reaper-
Twchnically. For my demonic powers, I allow him to periodically possess my form for a short time. Still gives me a headache once he's done.
OOC: *Technically

Damn. I was hoping autocorrect would catch that one.
Huh. That's interesting. Anything happen while I slept for about 2 straight weeks?
Interesting
Uh...Have you seen my new channel yet? I've covered recent events quite well. Oh, I'm also not single anymore, so that's a plus.
Interesting is an understatement, guys. Try to sound more involved in the conversation.
You're actually dating someone? And I haven't seen your channel since I've been sleeping for a while.
Well feel free to. And yes, believe it or not.
Guess I'll believe you.

*Sips her tea*

I haven't done much since I woke up. Was there actually anything really eventful that happened?
Uh...kinda?

*turns on the overhead TV and changes the channel to his new station*

"Breaking news! The phansite is dead, a man was arrested for blackmail in Leblanc, someone was possessed by a demon, the world's first artificial awakening was conducted, and a local dragon was found decapitated this morning. All this, and much more late. Now for a word from our sponsors."

There you go.
*takes of mask* Not much
Oh. So some stuff. The blackmail thing seems weird though.
*sips coffee*
Hm.....
"Shiza, what the hell."
*She looks at Spectrum*

Were you here the whole time, Skyla?
Seems like.....
"Nah, I just arrived, but still."
.....
Oh.

*Sips her tea*

It's peaceful here. That's kinda rare, isn't it?
"Yeah, I suppose."
I think
HELLO GUYS!!!
"GAH! Geez... Don't be so loud unnexpectedly!"
Jesus Christ.
*Walks in holding a bloody scimitar*

This time I went into a desert. Killed lots.
Ooooooooooook
"...k"
Christ. Looks like this weird dude's here again.
"..."
*she knocks on the door frame as she enters*

Anyone around?
*Sips her tea*

Hello.
*Walks in* is anyone who works here here? I want a hot cocoa!
Don't think anyone's servin' Bona. Tough luck.
Well, I'll just make my own. Anyone want anything?
I'll serve you!

What do you want?
Gimme some Mocha.
Well I was about to make my own but OK. Can I have a hot cocoa?
*Hibki walks in although when she speaks there is a tone of worry in her voice* Hey guys. What's new here?
You sound worried. Something wrong?
Not much. For once it's actually pretty empty here.
Hibki, is it about your parents?
Just a personal problem. Nothing to worry everybody else with.
If you say so.
You can talk about if you want.
OK, suit yourself.
Well I went back to my house, just to see if it was there, it was, but empty. Somehow I'm getting texts from my family yet, they aren't in this world.
Oh damn.. That's kinda fucked up.
Maybe they're only in the real world since they don't know about the nexus?
Who knows. I feel bad though.
I've gotten over it. After all I'm free now. I'll have some whiskey to celebrate.
Whoever's servin' can do that. I'm not sure if there is someone servin' though.
I'll get it for us hib. Hold on. *goes into the fridge to find a bottle of whiskey, pours it into a glass, and slides it to hibki* there y'all go.
I'll just get it. *Hibki gets up and pours a very small glass for herself before sitting down with it*
Ooc: ya not us, and ya not y'all.
*Yawns*

I'm still tired.. Great.
Thanks for the second glass. *She drinks her glass. She shakes her head surprised by how strong it is* Whoo that's good.
Nobody got me my Mocha. Dammit.
Oh, sorry kage. Hold on *Makes kage a mocha*
There ya go.
*Takes the Mocha*

'Aight, thanks. Now I'm staying up till 3:00 AM in the mornin'.
I'll leave now, see you guys later.

*She leaves some pay and walks out of the cafe*
*she walks in, smiling* Hey guys! *she sits down at a booth*
Hey yang! What's down?
*She drinks the second glass with barley any trouble. While she's talking her voice is slurring* I love this place. It's like a hero hangout. you know?
Yo Yang. How ya doin'?
OOC: sorry guys, I suddenly got busy, I'll leave for now.
Hib, I think your drunk.
What? No I'm fine. After all its five o'clock somewhere.
Let's hope she doesn't get drunk.
I'm fine, guys! And Hib, you sure you should be drinking that much?
It was only two glasses. I'm fine.

*Byakko pops up* "She's drunk. I'll keep her in order.
Yeah, youre drunk dudette
Please do, I don't wanna take care of her.
Pretty tiger. *She passes out*

Byakko: Sorry she must have forgotten she's such a lightweight. I can still converse.
Shouldn't we bring her to her house?
Jus' bring her upstairs or somethin'.
Byakko: She'll wake up soon. Probably with a hangover.
Jeez, I'll get some water ready for her, hangovers suck... *she goes to get a tall glass of water*
Yeah, let's have her go upstairs, for now. So she can get some rest.
Byakko: Leave her a bucket. She's goona need it when she wakes up.
*she brings a glass of water and a bucket* Got 'em.
I have a bucket.
*Drinks all the Mocha*

So how's everyone's lives?
Life's good, fell down the stairs this morning, though. One of the walls disappeared after that.
Byakko: I'm good. Normally I only talk with Hibki. That's basically the equivalent of talking to yourself though. Fun, but it gets old.
You punched a wall didn't you yang. *Takes a SD up of hot cocoa
Ooc: sip not SD up
For me it's jus' more and more murder. Also the fact I keep on staying up to 3:00 AM before randomly passing out.
*looks at Bona* Yes I did, Bona, yes I did....
Byakko: 3AM huh? Someone likes the devil's hour.
I dunno. I jus' stay up and allova sudden I pass out, exactly when 3:00 AM hits.
*Enters*

I've started losing track of the days...
Byakko: Now it might be painful but if you really want to find out what's wrong try Fumi's lab. It's a painful test but you do get good results.
*she makes herself a cup of coffee, then sits down in a booth* I stayed up past 3 am once... A Geist started terrorizing my home, though.. And hey, Mig! *waves*
'Ello Mig. And I might take it, Byakko.
Hey Miguel!
*Waves* Hey everyone. Um... what's this about painful tests?
ooc: stupid auto correct mig not Miguel.
Jus' Byakko recommending somethin' for my 3:00 AM problem.
Byakko: Hey. I'm only here to talk cause Hibki's passed out drunk. I'm talking about Fumi's lab though. The tests hurt but she does get results.