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Tatsuya
*He walks down to the shop from the attic* Ello friends kinda sorta friends and bitter foes how goes it?
Tsugumi-Chan
*waves at Tatsuya* 'sup. Everything's pretty good...minus the explosions this guy made *points at Blackmask*
Tatsuya
*he stares at Blackmask blankly* Why do you keep doing that? Oh well at least we're not getting attacked anymore.
Blackmask
Is just an ilusion.

"He clap his fingers and then it returns to normal"
FemJokerboi
*Joker appears from the shadows*
Yo!
Migrant
*Enters from the door like any normal person*

So... what's this about blackmail?
FemJokerboi
Hey Mig. You were there for it, remember? That Takuya guy?
Blackmask
Well guys, what do you wabt to drink, eat, kill.
Migrant
Nope, dont remember that part. It may have been that... incident but a good chunk of my memory from yesterday is fuzzy.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Oh Miggy.... it was long before that
Tsugumi-Chan
*raises hand* It's still early for me, so gimme a coffee, extra milk!
Tatsuya
Blackmail? I guess that must of happen when I was with Maya?
Blackmask
You already have it tsu-chan
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at coffee* When'd that get there? Oh well, I'm not complaining! Oh, and by the way, my name's Yang..
Migrant
Maybe, but I think my own near-blackmail by a crazy guy may have overwritten that.
Blackmask
I can peek in your mind, so I know your orders before you say it.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
True... very true
Tsugumi-Chan
*she takes a sip of the coffee* Well thank you, mask-guy!
HibkiKuze
*Wakes up* Oh looks like I slept in a booth again. Can I please have some water?
Blackmask
Do you want more water?
EWR-115_Reaper
*walks in*

Greetings. Current weather condition sunny and temperature is 56 degrees.
Tatsuya
*he turns to Hibki clearly concerned* Are you homeless Hibki? I'll sort it out if you are..
FemJokerboi
Damn, it's that cold? Good thing my Thief suit is insulated
Kageomi
*Walks into the cafe*

So, I may have killed multiple demons.
HibkiKuze
No I'm not. I just fell asleep last night. It was pretty late.
EWR-115_Reaper
Greeting Joker. Question of cureent status.
Tsugumi-Chan
*waves at Kage* Yo! Nice to see ya, Kage!
FemJokerboi
@EWR-115_Reaper
I'm doing well, Mr.Roboto. A lot better than yesterday
Kageomi
Nice to see ya too, Yang. Anybody servin'?
Tatsuya
*he sighs in relief* Oh thank God. It was bad enough finding out Maya was I'd really hate if like half my friends are that bad off too.

*He smiles at Kuro*
Nifty man what kind of demons?
Kageomi
I think some maid demons or something like that? I dunno, 'parrently they were takin' over some town.
Blackmask
I'm serving!
EWR-115_Reaper
Question of MRE satisfactions. Scale between one to ten. This unit is only Reaper no Roboto.

*walks and sit in if of the booths*
Tsugumi-Chan
Maid demons? Sounds intense...
Tatsuya
Maid demons huh? I can't say I've met any of those but then again demons can be almost anything.
Kageomi
Oh, ya servin'? Jus' gimme Green Tea.
Migrant
Good morning Hibki...

Maid demons? *looks at Joker* Think it may be related?
Blackmask
"He prepares a gigant green team"

Here.
Kageomi
It wasn't that bad. Jus' some weak attacks is all they have. Simple stuff, honestly.
Blackmask
OOC: tea*
Kageomi
'Aight, thanks.

*Sips Tea*
HibkiKuze
Demons and shadows drop so much money when they die I've never needed a real job since I got here. Heck if I saved long enough I could probably buy a mansion.
Migrant
I've saved a ton not buying new gear, either...

It's funny how suddenly I placed an order for a custom weapon...
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Related? I don't know..... maybe?

@EWR-115_Reaper
It's a nickname, relax. I'd say I'm at an 8 in terms of satisfaction
EWR-115_Reaper
*looks at Hibki*

Define term "demon" and "shadow".
Tatsuya
Plus if you find the right people you can actually get them to pay money for killing demons!
Tsugumi-Chan
*she sips her coffee, intrigued by the mentions of demons and shadows* Demons and shadow, huh? Sounds cool...
HibkiKuze
I know. If only they knew killing them already nets me some serious cash.
FemJokerboi
@Tsugumi-Chan
That's cause they are, Yang
Migrant
The big ones aren't that cool, Joker.
Tatsuya
I don't know about cool. They're more like a pain in the ass the world would be better without honestly... I mean I love supernatural combat second only to Maya. But even I can see this crap causes more issues than it solves.
Tsugumi-Chan
Huh... So, do they put up a good fight? If they give you that much money, they should be really strong, right, Joker?
Migrant
Well no hold on, Tatsu.

Without that crap there'd be no Teddie, or Mona... or me.
EWR-115_Reaper
Survey complete. Sending recorded transmission between Reaper and Prophet.

*sends an audio file about Reaper's history*

Click to load youtube video
HibkiKuze
If it weren't for shadows and demons most of us would be boring high schoolers. Besides I like this lifestyle. You pretty much do have to do much to stay in shape either.
FemJokerboi
@Tsugumi-Chan
It all depends on which ones you fight. There these ones called Treasure Shadows that literally drop a mountain of money
Tatsuya
*he looks up and smiles at Mig* Hey you're right! Sure it causes some damage but at least I've met good friends from it. But wait how are you connected to this?
HibkiKuze
*Don't have to do much*
Migrant
Because I come from here. And there's no place more swarming in shadows and demons and gods than here.
Kageomi
Oh, them treasure shadows? Yeah, they do drop tons of money. Problem is that they're kinda hard to kill.
Blackmask
I prepared curry!!
HibkiKuze
What kind?
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Oh.... So in a way, you're like Morgana in that sense, huh...
Tsugumi-Chan
Treasure shadows? Ooh... Might've found a more fun job than fighting hordes of Grimm...
Tatsuya
I mean boring is boring yeah... But I don't know part of me wouldn't really mind being a little boring if I didn't have to deal with some of that crap... *He laughs* Well I guess you guys didn't screw up nearly as much as I did at the start.
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome perks his head up from a booth

Hmm, I have to stop sleeping randomly everywhere...

Morning everyone!

*Aitome then sees Heart Stealer and Migrant

Hello Heart Stealer, Hello Black Mask
Tsugumi-Chan
*waves at Aitome* Good morning', sunshine!
Kageomi
*Sips green tea*

'Ello Aitome. Ya doin' good?
FemJokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi
Hey Aitome!

*Arsene appears*
Arsene: Hello, my dear
Migrant
H-hello.... Aitome.
EWR-115_Reaper
*scans Arsene in a form a registration into memory banks*

Individual "Arsene" in memory banks. This unit is Reaper.
Aitome_Korichi
Whats wrong Black Mask? You seem nervous? Did something happen yesterday?
Blackmask
I'm happy, not nervous, finally, the door is open!
Migrant
Y-y-you know EXACTLY what happeed!
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Joker: *Whispers* Pretend like nothing happened...
Aitome_Korichi
Huh?

*Aitome scatches his head in disbelif

Im not sure Black Mask... yesterday was really fuzzy... all I can really remember is Arsene picking me out a tuxedo...
Kageomi
*Looks at Aitome and Migrant*

Somethin' happen between ya two?
HibkiKuze
How did you screw up. I got a couple stories of my own.
Tatsuya
*he frowns* Oh just the part where Maya got killed and the world ended because of it. It got fixed but well things haven't ever been the same.
Blackmask
Yesterday...
Yesterday...

"He thinks and then his heads explodes"
Migrant
Um.. s-sure then. Yeah. Nothing happened.
EWR-115_Reaper
Interesting percentage is lowering. Must kill. Maim. Destroy NCR meatbags amd property.

*converts its right arm into the scythe minigun and walks out doing what it just said*
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at Blackmask* Y-You okay?
HibkiKuze
Same here. I got death videos for all my friends, even then I was the only survivor. Even after things got fixed it never felt the same. The worst part was they got a death video for me and they saved me, then I failed them.
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome sees @Blackmask

Huh, there are 2 people with Black Masks now? I guess ill call you Dracula and Black Mask can stay Black Mask...
Kageomi
Nothin' happend between ya two? Okay then....
Blackmask
"He talks without head"


Of course I'm!

"His head grop up"
Tatsuya
*he looks down* no she actually died. Philemon brought her back... All it cost was all my best friends and her forgetting I existed. *He forces a smile* Oh well at least Maya's here now! I'm sure it'll be fine.
FemJokerboi
@Kageomi
Joker: Don't worry about it....
Migrant
Well he's the evil Black Mask.
Aitome_Korichi
Are you sure Black Mask? Well if you say so...

*Aitome then notices Heart Stealer whispering

Did... did my eyes go red at any point yesterday? Or even my hair?
HibkiKuze
Yeah. Our worlds our safe and all our friends are probably going to show up here at any point.
Kageomi
If ya say so Joker, I was jus' wonderin'.
Tatsuya
Exactly nothing could go wrong... Nope not worried at all. *He claps his hands together* So onto something less depressing!
Unit_Spectre
*walks in holding a bag fool of loot*

Hey guys. Did I miss anything? And why did I see Reaper walking out of LeBlanc with and revved Scythe?
FemJokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: I'm afraid so, dear. You got quite upset for no real reason....
Blackmask
Who said I'm evil?
Chris_Hansen
*Walks into Leblanc*
I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?
Aitome_Korichi
R-really? I tried to kill you didn't I... s-sorry about that... I would explain but...
HibkiKuze
Can I have some water? I ordered some earlier.
CualiqueXSora
"IS THAT MY BOY CHRIS HANSEN!? WASSUP MAN!?"

The boy eagerly ran up to him, acting very hyper.
Tatsuya
*he stares at the man confused* Who from what? And who are you talking to there's lots of us.
Migrant
.... We're already sitting.

You... got pretty tough with us.
Blackmask
You already have water hibki...
Kageomi
*Looks at Chris*

Who the hell are ya?
FemJokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: No need to explain, it's all good
HibkiKuze
Oh. *She drinks her water* Can I have a basket of fries?
Bonafied-Monafied
I set a trap!
Unit_Spectre
*steps back a bit about the whole thing*

Alright... I am just going to be back.

*he walks out*
Aitome_Korichi
R-really? Im pretty sure I've explained it to Arsene before, so I guess you can ask her... anyways! Thanks for understanding!

*Aitome gives both of them a smile
Migrant
*takes stock of who's all here*

So... when did we want to go out shopping anway?
Chris_Hansen
You are all on 'How to catch a predator'. One of you are responsible for soliciting sex from a minor. On behalf of my clients, Nanako and Lavenza, you are all arrested.
Blackmask
Who is this guy?
Kageomi
What. I did nothin'. I'm not arrested, I don't do that shit.
Migrant
.... Maybe we should duck out of here...
FemJokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi
Joker: No problem. Forgive and forget, as I always say!
Bonafied-Monafied
*Sits down in front of Chris* Listen, I don't know who you are. But I assure you, I did nothing with those children.
Blackmask
I just peek in lavenza's shower.

But that is in the past.
Aitome_Korichi
Nanalo and Lavenze? I don't know anyone of that name....

*Aitome looks at Black Mask

I'm good at anytime!
Tatsuya
*he bursts out laughing and glares at Chris* Uh huh okay sure we are. *His smile turns vicious* Listen you should probably leave this place man, it's not exactly a great idea to just come in spouting nonsense ya know... Keep that up and you'll have to talk with my lawyer.
Takuya_Hojiro
*The man who, and not joking about this, attempted to blackmail the people here enters and sighs* This... is gonna be weird to explain...
Aitome_Korichi
Well me trying to kill you while my persona possesses me is certainly something hard to forget....
Kageomi
*Looks at Takuya*

Ya explainin' somethin'? Go ahead.
Migrant
I figured you'd be good. What about you, Hibki?

I'm guessing you're ready, Joker.
Chris_Hansen
You are all arrested until proven otherwise. Blackmask is up for interrogation first.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Joker: Yes ma'am
Blackmask
But i don't want to :(
Takuya_Hojiro
So about the blackmail and the gun and whatever... it was all for a show...
FemJokerboi
@Takuya_Hojiro
Arsene: Sure, that's what every criminal says...
Kageomi
A show? Elaborate more.
CualiqueXSora
"PLEASE ARREST ME CHRIS-DADDY"

He yells loudly
Tatsuya
I'm sorry since when were you able to arrest people? My brother's a cop jackass I know you can't do that since you're just a private citizen. Listen if you'd like to come back with actual law enforcement do that. Otherwise leave.
Takuya_Hojiro
*He sighs and pulls out a camera from his suit* A television show called "Madness of the Nexus". Thankfully they pulled the plug...
Aitome_Korichi
Huh? A tv show? How did they find out...
Kageomi
... Seriously? So all of that was an act.
FemJokerboi
@Takuya_Hojiro
Arsene: So you're telling me you threatened all of us with blackmail and then threatened to shoot us all for an entertainment television show!?
Blackmask
HI MOM!
Takuya_Hojiro
I'm not proud of it either...
Blackmask
OOC: i'll back in 10 mins
Kageomi
That's fuckin' messed up. Well, then I guess it's fine.
Tatsuya
A TV show. You're really lucky ya know. I'm pretty sure someone was about ready to kill you honestly.
Aitome_Korichi
Well we might as well start over...

*Aitome walks over to Takoyaki and extends his hand

The name's Aitome Korichi, I'm supposed to be a girl though so don't get used to be being a guy!
Takuya_Hojiro
Ah, one of the recent events I've heard about. Takuya Hojiro. *He shakes his hand*
Tsugumi-Chan
...a show. It was all for a damned show? Jeez, I wish I had known, then I would've said "hi mom!" But... Yeah.. *she slams her face into the counter* Damn...
Migrant
A television show doesn't really make it any better. It may make it worse.

Now you're just a sellout.
EWR-115_Reaper
*enters in covered in blood*

Satisfaction of destructiong of NCR meatbags achieved.
Kageomi
Yep, I've had enough here. Back to demon murder.

*Leaves some pay and drops into a portal*
Chris_Hansen
Actually, I have now found the predator!
the 100,00th post on this Phansite
The man wanting to marry a minor
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get arrested you cuck
FemJokerboi
Arsene: How pathetic. Working us all up over a damn tv show....

Joker: Dude, you're kind of an asshole
Migrant
Well at least things are calmer today than last night...
Takuya_Hojiro
I still don't remember how I became a part of it. Might've been drunk... either way, sorry for the scare everyone. Oh and... *He places the 140k yen on the counter* Please return this.
Tatsuya
I mean I guess? I had a great day yesterday day actually!
Aitome_Korichi
Eh, I'm sure you can keep it, 140K yen is not actually that much for some of us.
Shion_Kasugai
*She walks in, her business suit now replaced by a more casual sweater*
Hello everyone~
I'm becoming quite attached to having coffee in this little cafe.
Takuya_Hojiro
No, I can't take someone else's money.
FemJokerboi
@Takuya_Hojiro
Arsene: *walks up to him, and extends his hand* Fine. I will take the less traveled road of forgiveness.
Tatsuya
Oh hey Shion. *He walks behind the counter and fixes her a cup of coffee then brings it over* How've you been?
Takuya_Hojiro
OOC: Wasn't Arsene female yesterday?
FemJokerboi
*Her hand
Aitome_Korichi
Ooc: still female?
Kageomi
*Walks in normally*

Jus' killed a dragon.
FemJokerboi
OOC: My B
Takuya_Hojiro
*He shakes her hand* Though you do pack quite the punch.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she takes the yen, bringing it to one of the booths before sticking a sticky note on it then pulls out a sharpie* Who gave him the money again?
Shion_Kasugai
*She takes the coffee from Tatsuya*
My that was quick of you.
Its nice seeing I am remembered so well.
As for myself I am on a temporary break from work, I was told I needed to relax some more.
Which is in many ways quite ridiculous.
Kageomi
Wasn't it Hunter that gave him the money?
FemJokerboi
@Takuya_Hojiro
Arsene: Well, when I get angry, that tends to happen

Joker: *walks up to Takuya and extends her hand* The name's Joker. You made my Persona real angry, but I guess you're fine now...
Aitome_Korichi
Aw your so nice Arsene, thats why you've stole my heart

*Aitome hugs Arsene
Tatsuya
Oh? Not a fan of taking breaks? Not that I'm really one to talk... Although I don't know I might actually do that soon here. I can't say I've ever been on vacation.
FemJokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: *Hugs him back* As, you're too kind to me....
Migrant
Heh heh... of course he did, blue suit.

Oh, that reminds me.

Joker, you're pitching in to pay for that suit.
FemJokerboi
*Aww
Takuya_Hojiro
*He shakes Joker's hand as well*
Tsugumi-Chan
I think so... *writes Hunter on note* There! *she dives behind the counter then makes a cup of coffee, handing it to Takuya* Here, it's on me. Consider it an apology *she rubs the back of her neck sheepishly*
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Joker: Pitch in? How much did that thing cost?
Shion_Kasugai
Oh no, I am quite a fan of breaks every once in a while. I am just shocked to hear how apparently I am overworking myself! What a ridiculous statement that is, I run the company of course I do a lot of work!
EWR-115_Reaper
*walks up to Yang still covered in blood*

Condition of current time.
Migrant
*pulls out a price tag and hands it to Joker*

*In a word... a lot.*
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at Reaper* Uhhh....come again?
Takuya_Hojiro
It's fine. *He sits down and takes a sip*
Kageomi
*Looks at Takuya*

If ya said all that blackmail crap was jus' for a show, everything ya said before was jus' an act, right?
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Joker: *Drops the price tag with her mouth agape*
.........
*An aura of rage surrounds her*
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Well just try to have fun with it right... *He looks down at his feet* Oh and uh you remember Maya from the other day right? We're kind of a thing actually.
EWR-115_Reaper
In terms of Spectre, how is your day.
Migrant
We might need to go wipe out the entirety of Mementos to pay for that...
Takuya_Hojiro
Don't worry, none of it was real.
FemJokerboi
Joker: *The aura around Joker continues to grow*
Tsugumi-Chan
Oh. It's going well. Hit that duck that made me swerve yesterday, too, so that's a plus!
Kageomi
'Aight, I jus' wanted to know.

*Extends his arm to Takuya*

My name's Kage. Nice to meet ya.
Aitome_Korichi
What's wrong Heartstealer? I can feel a tremendous amount of heat coming from your direction.
EWR-115_Reaper
Unique.

*turns to Takuya*

Said something meatbag.
Shion_Kasugai
*She also chuckles a little*
Why aren't you quite the Casanova~ That was quick of you to pull off~
I'm lucky I've been too focused on your great coffee or I would be jealous to hear about that.
FemJokerboi
Joker: *Stares at her with a look of malice and anger*
Takuya_Hojiro
*He shakes his hand* Television is getting crazier day by day.
FemJokerboi
*Him
Migrant
Let's just say Arsene spent more money than Chie ever spent on clothes for Teddie...
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at Joker* Um, Joker? Y-You okay? D-Do ya wanna hug?
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Well there's quite a lot of history there actually... The fact I'm the only person here she knows doesn't really hurt. Turns out suddenly ending up in some other world doesn't lead to one being prepared.
Aitome_Korichi
Hm? What's wrong?

*Aitome is completely oblivious to everything
FemJokerboi
Joker: WHY....WAS....IT...SO....MUCH....MONEY
Kageomi
Of course it is. Blackmailing on an entertainment show with almost nobody knowin' is jus' crazy.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she slowly approaches Joker, singing Ave Maria and gently wraps her in a hug*
Aitome_Korichi
What was? A coffee? Its like 500Â¥ it's not that much.
FemJokerboi
Joker: THE FUCKING SUIT! WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS OK TO BUY A SUIT THAT EXPENSIVE!?!
Takuya_Hojiro
Right? They're getting desperate...
Migrant
No, your suit!
Aitome_Korichi
What suit? Like I said yesterday was fuzzy....
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's surprised at the outburst, but she continues to sing Ave Maria and hugs her again* Joker, calm down...
FemJokerboi
Arsene: Dear, he's referring to the suit that we got you when we went shopping last night. Looks like his? It's blue? I picked it out and everything
The_Hunter
*walks downstaires in his pajamas and sees his stack of money*

Okay... fucks this?
Kageomi
If I was at least informed, I wouldn't have been so pissed. Of course they're desperate if this typa crap is happenin'.
Shion_Kasugai
*She quirks an eyebrow*
Another world?
What does that refer too?
Kageomi
Oh, 'Ello Hunter. Apparently everything that happened was all a goddamn show. Takuya wanted to give back your 140K, so...
Aitome_Korichi
Hmmm...

Oh! You mean that suit! It didn't have a tag on it, where did you get that?
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at Hunter* Your money that Takuya blackmailed. He's givin' it back 'cause it was all for a TV show.
The_Hunter
*grabs the bundle and give Joker jalf of the amount*

Don't waste it.
Blackmask
"He pets an unicorn"

So cute.
Takuya_Hojiro
Sorry about that...
Migrant
It fell off when you were leaving.
The_Hunter
...

*angrily grabs Takuya and throws him out of the cage*

NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I WON'T HESITATE TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!
Tsugumi-Chan
*slowly walks towards Hunter, singing Ave Maria and wrapping him in a hug*
Shion_Kasugai
*She looks around the room*
I am starting to think this is not a normal cafe...
Kageomi
Oh God, Hunter calm down!
Takuya_Hojiro
N-Noted!
FemJokerboi
Joker: *Sees the money Hunter threw, and calms down* Eh, it's all good. I could've paid for it either way. I'm basically a billionaire, with all the shit I've stolen. Thanks for the money anyhow, Hunter!

*Turns to Yang*
Joker: You're a real good singer and hugger. You should do this to me more often *winks
Aitome_Korichi
Ooh! I see where the confusion is! That tag was on a different one! Did you even read the recipient Arsene had?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smirks at Joker* Noted~!
FemJokerboi
Joker: Wait, What?
Migrant
W-wait... that's a different tag?
The_Hunter
*looks to yang with his eyes blood red*

Oh I am sorry looks like I got anger issues like you!

*walks wout pulls out his Piercing Rifle and aims at Takuya*

YOU HAVE FIVE FUCKING SECONDS TO GET OUT!!
Blackmask
Not bad hunter!
Aitome_Korichi
Well yeah, there's no way I would buy something like that.... who do you take me for?
Kageomi
WHAT? Hunter, fucking CALM DOWN!
Migrant
... Arsene, where's the receipt?
Aitome_Korichi
Hey! D-dragon! He's already apologized! Calm down!,
Tatsuya
OOC: was in the shower.

It means this place is a Nexus of countless universes actually. Maya just happens to be from my home is all, and no it isn't normal at all. *He smirks* Did the part where a demon hunter works as a hobby not seem odd?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she sighs, putting a hand on the rifle and attempting to lower it* Jeez Hunt, don't be so rash, he said he was sorry and it was all a ruse for a TV show!
imtherealklib
*Kalib dances into the cafe gracefully as she comes up behind Hunter.*

Hunter~chan! Hurt Boss' customers and I'll make sure you never walk again~!

*The girl smiles warmly at him.*
The_Hunter
I am sorry Kalib. I just being played like a fiddle... and I hate that shit!
Migrant
.... Wait...

Kalib, you too!?
Kageomi
*Sighs*

Dear god.. Hunter, jus, don't threaten someone to death.
Tsugumi-Chan
...Hunter, you're still in your pajamas.
imtherealklib
*She shrugs and pouts.*

So does everyone. But that's no reason to take another's life, right?

*She smiles at Takuya.*

Not sure what happened, but just be careful around Hunter. He's a hair trigger this one!

*She laughs playfully as she twirls to a seat.*
Shion_Kasugai
*She shrugs her shoulders and goes back to drinking her coffee*
I spent a long time doing work in Akiba, I have quite extensive chuunibyou experience. I just assumed it was the same case here.
But theres a multiversal mixture going on here then?
Interesting.
imtherealklib
*She pouts at Miggy.*

Yeah...sometime last night it happened...feels weird.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Arsene: *Hands her the receipt* Here. I probably should've showed this to the Trickster sooner
Takuya_Hojiro
I'm not sure if I should still be terrified or just confused...
The_Hunter
Hey I wasted 140k on a prick like him... WHY so I even care?!

*opens up a bottle of sedatives and chugs it*

I feel soooo much better now.
Aitome_Korichi
Hello Kevob! How are you today?
FemJokerboi
Joker: Holy Crap! You're a chick, Kalib!
Migrant
Yeah, yeah it is weird.... Especially probably for you...

Should you spin that much?

*takes the receipt and reads it over*
Kageomi
He at least gave it back, Hunter.
Blackmask
Too much sedatives
Tatsuya
Yeah a pretty high one actually. All the fault of some asshole God.
The_Hunter
*takes off his mask and hat and points to his ghastly pale face*

I look like Salem whenever I get stressed or pissed off.

*looks Takuya still angry*

This is the face of me being pissed beyond compare. REMEMBER IT!
Takuya_Hojiro
Ahem... *He stands up and holds out his hand* I am Takuya Hojiro. Sorry for the trouble I caused.
imtherealklib
*The girl grits her teeth as she turns to Aitome.*

Please tell me you get my name wrong on purpose...I can't stand to think people could actually be that dumb.

*She sighs as she turns to Jokergirl.*

Yup~! I tried sparring with Tatsu last night, and I found out that I lost a lot of strength but made up for it in speed. Still lost, but it was a learning experience~!

*She giggles.*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she releases Hunter from the hug* Woah.... Buddy, how'd that even happen?
Blackmask
Nice to meet you

"He offer his hand"
The_Hunter
My name is Hunter.

*give Takuya a firm handshake and whispers to him*

Do that shit again and I will not be as merciful as of today.
FemJokerboi
@imtherealklib
Joker: Well, as long as you got something out of it, it was good spar either way, right?
HibkiKuze
Huh so our skill in combat changes with the gender swap? I don't do physical combat anyways. I use magic more than anything.
Shiza_Salad
*Enters*

Hey guys. I'm alive again.
Kageomi
I gotta go, see ya'll later.

*Runs out of the cafe*
Takuya_Hojiro
*He sighs* It's a start at least...
FemJokerboi
@HibkiKuze
Joker: My combat skills haven't really been affected alk that much... I wonder why
The_Hunter
So Yang... let just say some one was smart enough to liquidfy Grimm and this us the end result...
Shion_Kasugai
I suppose that would explain the teleporting people I have witnessed.
Or maybe that was a normal thing I just had never witnessed until I started visiting this paranormal activity centre.
FemJokerboi
*all
Migrant
Does it change? I noticed that my sword felt harder to use but I figured that was just a mixture of lower strength and shorter size. Not to mention it was bought stock, not specially for me.

.... Oh wait, Hibki!
Aitome_Korichi
I've gotten allot stronger in exchange for speed, I'd rather be more nimble though....
Tsugumi-Chan
Oh... Ew, that sounds gross... "Hey, here's some liquid Grimm, enjoy!" don't sound so great...
Shiza_Salad
Can I get a light beer, or do I have the 'make' it myself...?
Takuya_Hojiro
This cafe serves beer?
Shiza_Salad
@Takuya_Hojiro
Indeed it does. As a matter of fact, think of it, and it shall be served.
The_Hunter
Well I am off to unleash my volitile anger on some poor Cainhusrt knight... thank Takuya for that.

*walks out but flups him off on the way*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles at Shiza, getting him a light beer* Here you go, hon~
Shiza_Salad
Also, sorry for being such an asshole to you the other day. By gones?

*Holds out his hand to him*
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Joker: So how much did that suit cost, Miggy?
HibkiKuze
*She turns to @Migrant* what's up?
Takuya_Hojiro
... Friendly...
This is normal among cafes?
Aitome_Korichi
@Takuya

This cafe basically serves everything Takoyaki, even ramen!
Takuya_Hojiro
By gones.
Shiza_Salad
@Tsugumi-Chan
Thanks babe. How're you today?

*Pops the cap off and takes a drink*
Takuya_Hojiro
Takoyaki?
Migrant
Only 10,000 yen...

Heh, that's not so bad.

Anyway did you want to head out shopping now? Kalib could come too if he wants.
Tsugumi-Chan
I'm good. *she smirks* Hit that duck that made me swerve on the way here, so that's a plus! It never saw it coming~
Tatsuya
It depends on the teleporter in question. Lux and the Akamotos can actually do that, others are just getting dragged around at times though yeah.
imtherealklib
*Kalib looks behind the counter and grabs a nonalcoholic beer from the fridge, tossing it to Shizza.*

Here you go buddy~!

*She smiles and twirls into the spare apron.*

Alright, what can I get you all today, nya~?

*She puts up her hands like beckoning cat paws before becoming embarrassed and putting them down.*

And yes Joker~! Every fight with Tatsu is awesome~!
HibkiKuze
Sure. Why not? I don't know anything about fashion though. I just wear what's comfortable.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Joker: That's it? Damn, I got angry for no reason! Anyways, yeah, let's go!
Aitome_Korichi
Huh that reminds me, I haven't seen Leader at all recently.. I wonder what's going on..
Migrant
Well yeah but I imagine you need more outfits, right? Since there's no real end in sight for all... this.
imtherealklib
*Kalib waves a hand.*

No no...shopping isn't my thing Miggy! Save for Akihabara, but I'd rather not look like this and go there...eh heh...
Ignis_Dominus
*Iggy enters, with a small flame on top of his head. It seems he hasn't noticed yet.*

...
Aitome_Korichi
Oh, I should get some regular clothes as well! This suit is nice, but I can't wear it forever!
HibkiKuze
Yeah. Good point. At least the bunny hoodie still fits though.
Migrant
Well if you say so, Kalib...

And yeah, wearing THAT suit is liable to get you beat up.
Blackmask
"He is making curry"
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at Ignis* Hey, Iggy. Uhhh... You have something on top of your head...