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Things are getting a bit dicey in here. I'm gonna head out. I'll be back later probably. Bye Dahlia and everyone elese!

*Disappears through the shadows*
Well go jerk yourself in hell then! Insult my husband or family again and you'll want to stay there forever!
Yeah, maybe i should take a walk outside, see ya guys. Please dont fight, that would probably make the boss angry.
*leaves*
It's not like I could leave even if I wanted to! Pick a fight, puny mortal, and you'll have bitten off more than you can chew.
[Pyrrha]: *squeaks, hiding behind her Persona* Sh-Shiza's kinder and less scary-looking!

[Artemis]: *sighs* Who knew my wielder was so pathetic?

[Drei]: *pads up to Satan, barking and running circles around him*
Excuse me for one moment. What is it, you mangy mutt?
I wouldn't underestimate him... er... her. Just warning ya Satan.
Well Leo on the bright side Elise really like to style my long hair that I don't bother messing with. I feel like a nanny whenever I visit palace Macarath.
*Curls up into a ball on a seat*
@Aergia
And what is...she...gonna do about it? I'm immortal, and I'm more powerful than you mortals could even imagine! What chance does she have?
*Messiah Picaro appears behind her* You wanna bet bitch?!
[Pyrrha]: D-Drei, no! *she scoops up the Grimm, whose eyes start glowing red* I-I don't think he likes you, very much...

[Artemis]: My, they aren't very kind to each other, are they?
*War, Famine, Pestilence, Conquest, and Death appear behind Satan as well*

As a matter of fact, yes. Bring it pansy.
Everyone vote now! Who would win in a fight, Aunt Yuki or Satan?!
Refrain from fighting in LeBlanc. Boss would be fairly angry.
[Artemis]: Things are getting quite.... heated in here... I shall go, now. *she disappears, turning back into a card*

[Pyrrha]: *grabs the card, putting it back in her deck pouch* C-Come on... Why did you have to leave me now...?
*an armored mask soldier holding a Argus shotgun enters into the cafe*
*Metatron appears behind him*
How about we don't fight, and I won't have to burn you heathens like the filth you are.
Great, now the filth we call black ops 3 has leaked into my little haven in the nexus. Fucking end me. Oh wait, no one can.
@RobowaifuAigis
Two versus one? I'd still win.
*looks at the demon with disgust under his helmet*

Just shut up...
*slowly makes way to behind counter, puts on hat and pulls out container of pizza dough* ....who wants pizza?
Yeah, make some big wnough for everyone, please.
I guess I'll take some.
*starts kneading and rolling out dough" So, Pepperoni and cheese? Meat-lovers? Hawaiian? What kind?
Id like a bit of hawaiian, please.
I'm fine with whatever.
*starts adding sauce and pepperoni, topping it with cheese and ham, then... PINEAPPLE, before putting it in the oven*
*smells something delicious*

What is that smell?
It's Pizzaaa~
Pizza. How unfortunate that I have to go. Bye.

*She leaves*
*she pulls the pizza out* Aww... She left...
I knew that smell was familar.

*puts his Argus shotgun and Razorback smg on the counter*

This is going to be good.
Lot of new people...
*Walks in*

Long day... How's everyone?
Well, i hope everyone enjoys. If youre gonna eat it that is...
*cuts the pizza into slices* Oh, hey, Kuro-kun~!
Yo. Finally doing better, for once.
*plates the pizza, holding a plate out to Kuro* Want a slice? Hope you don't mind pineapple or ham.
*He smiles*

Sure. I don't mind at all, either. I have to get back to work soon though.
Then let us eat. Bon apatite! *pulls a slice and eats it*
*takes off his helmet to show hair similar to Noctis and having scarred left eye*

That smells lovely ma'am.
*Takes the plate and eats*
*gets up and pours himself some coffee*
Need some relaxation juice.
Can you refill mine too?
Sure dear.
*refills Yuki's cup as well*
*Eats the slice in seconds*

Hey, that's pretty good.
*walks in and puts up a poster about Destiny Land's new water park before walking out*
*still eating* yeah, its very good.
*ken walks in* Caipirinha with the salt.
*puts back the helmet on and starts polishing his weapons*

So... heard that cafe is popular in Japan.
Thank you sweetie. *She sips it*
Has anyone seen Addalme? I got something to do 'bout him.
I saw him earlier, but i have no idea where he is now
Fuck. Guess I'll see him sooner or later.
*walks in and instantly smells something*

I smell pizza... and I want it!
*looks up at Hunter, eating a slice, holds up a plate with another slice in it* Pizza?
*Walks in* I will never get used to palaces collapsing once they're cleared.
Oh, hey hibiki. Want some pizza?
People are still going for palaces huh?
Sure. Thanks for rescuing me from the dungeon earlier.
Yeah, they crop up like weeds, and someones gotta pull em out.
Oh, its nothing. In fact, its the least i can do.
*awkwardly eats pizza, looking like she's never cleared a palace before*
I don't know if you heard but he wanted to know why I was able to change the future without a diary. What did you find in his Dairy?
Yes please.

*notices Spectre*

Heck are you?!
*hands Hunter a plate of pizza* Here you go~
*takes a sip of his coffee*
At least my tastebuds haven't changed.
Apparently this ninth woman is called Minene Uryuu and her diary lets her find an escape route in any situation...
Nya, finally made it back. That was exhausting... *flops down in a chair*
It'd be strange if those change too.
Hey cait. You look tired, do you need anything?
*Aergia returns, still confused as to why Yuki is a woman now.* Ugh...
*looks at the Victorian styled man*

Here to visit.
*Hibki changes the channel to channel 34 a news channel covering the incident of the Mayor's collapse*

"Witness reports say he was signing bills perfectly healthy right before his immediate collapse it is unknown if he will recover or if this will be another mental shutdown incident that the public thought were all over. More at 11*
*nods*
You're right, it would be.
Hi, Aeri-Chan! *holds up plate with slice of pizza* Pizza?
Alright.

*takes the slice and takes a bite*

Oh my... so good!
Just need a nap... and looks like the shutdown worked, nya.
Well it looks like it worked guys. We just need to wait a few more days to see if he di-, lives.
Not now Pyrrha... *She picks up Cait*
I just hope the world will be okay...
*She sighs* And she's still not used to it.
Oh, okay. *she puts the pizza slice down*
*purrs as he is picked up and starts to drift off to sleep*
I don't think I've ever seen Aergia worry over something this much before... Strange.
We still have one more target we have to hit tomorrow. Ninth. Dahlia did that tablet have any information on Ninth?
*Drei pads his way to Aergia, tilting his head at her, panting*
Is... that a dog?
No I mean...
*Walks in*

Hello again.
Yeah, i just told you. Her name is Minene Uryuu and her diary lets her find an escape route in any situation. shes gonna be tough...
Yeaaaah Aergia... I vomited that dog out... Pyrrha care to explain?
Yeah... He's mine. His name is Drei~
Could I get some water?
Drei came to be when Hunter vomited this weird sludge... It took the form of this Pomeranian Grimm. He's non-hostile, and he's pretty much harmless. He snuck into my bag, so that's why he's here...
Huh...
"Her"...
Scan indicates that Vicktores Valentine containes two dormant dieseases and four active diseases. And a seventh one is a form of rabies.
*she picks up Drei who starts to attack her with his tongue, she laughs* Aah, help! I'm being attacked by cuteness!
Just give her some time...She'll get use to it.
Yeah... thanks for point it out. I am a giant petri dish... so what?
*She sets down Cait* Heh.
*Gamma wanders into Leblanc, and sighs at the chaos. Still, he doesn't seem perturbed by the amount of people. In fact, he seems to perk up a little upon seeing Yuki. He doesn't say anything, instead facing Spectre once he sits at the nearest empty booth*

I take it you're new here? At least, I've never seen you before.
*Minene Uryuu candidate not found* Looks like we have to get her the old fashioned way.
Yo! Pinky!
*walks to booth with bag, placing Drei back in, zips up the bag and slings it over shoulder* I'm gonna get going, now. I need to do some grocery shopping. See ya! *leaves LeBlanc*
*Gamma sighs upon hearing the familiar nickname. He then quickly waves to Pyrrha as he leaves, before finally deciding to acknowledge Aergia*

Alright kid, what do you want? I imagine you have some reason for deciding to bother me.
I still haven't got water.

*Sighs*
*Hibki goes behind the counter and pours a glass of water* Here you go!
*Gamma hears Kageomi. Relieved excuse to leave his other conversation, he quickly waves a farewell to Aergia, and walks behind the counter to get Kageomi some water*
*Gamma speaks as he slides Kageomi her drink*
Sorry for the wait miss. I guess these people are useless without me. Do you come here often?
I was just wondering. Do ya have any games you'd recommend? I decided to get myself one of the weird things my brother is addicted to.
Not really. Just here to do some work, that's all.
What is the system? I could recommend a couple of good games for some systems @Aergia
*Gamma turns back to Aergia, his voice remains monotonous and bored*

Do you have a general idea of the kind of things you enjoy? There are a lot of different game types. Hard to recommend just one.

*Gamma then speaks to Kageomi in the same manner*

And what kind of work would that be? Trust me, at this point nothing can surprise me.
Well Young me prefers cute games while I mainly play rpgs.
*walks in, smirking and waving at everyone* Hey. *she strides up to the counter* Strawberry sunrise. No ice. Oh, and one of those little umbrellas, thanks. Also, the name's Yang.
Rpgs huh? Final Fantasy is the first thing that comes to mind. But if you like a good story I'd recommend the Dangnanronpa series.
Rather not say.

*Drinks all the water*

But this place is nice. So I might stay here longer.
*sigh* that was some good pizza...
Did someone say pizza? Also... strawberry sunrise?
Oh isn't that the one with the weird bear?
*Gamma thinks on Aergia's question for a moment*
You make it sound like there are two totally different yous. Well, you wouldn't want to have to get multiple different games if you're starting out. So I would suggest Drawn to Life. Its an action-rpg with cute characters and a great story. Should be enjoyable for you in both states.

*when Yang makes a request, he looks at his phone quickly, before nodding and beginning to make her order*
My apologies. I'm fairly new to this, so I don't know all the slang. At least we've always got the internet.

*finally, he turns back to Kageomi*
Well, your business is your business I suppose. I can't really ask you to go further.
*she takes the drink, taking a big gulp* Ahh, that's good. Thanks, pink-haired guy.
*She looks at Yang*

Scanning. Identity confirmed as Yang Xiao Long. Nice to meet you.

*She looks back at Gamma*

So, what do you do?
Oooo. Sounds cool.
Nice to meet you too, robot-sounding lady. *she takes another gulp of the drink*
*he nods to Yang*
I do my best. Call me Gamma by the way. That's what everyone else does.

*Gamma next sighs as he faces Kageomi*
I don't do much of anything at the moment. I don't even really work here, but well, if no one else is doing anything here I can't very well let that happen.

*finally he continues explaining to Aergia*
I wasn't going for cool, prefer functional. That game should be enough to get you started, and it has a sequel if you decide to go further. Afraid I don't know any other games that might serve as well though.
It's fine man. Also your pants are unzipped.
*looks between Aergia and Gamma* So, uhh... you guys talkin' about video games? I heard something about Final Fantasy. Y'know, I was in a Death Battle against Tifa, ince... I kinda snapped her neck, though, but that was on her...
*She replies to Gamma*

Oh. Okay.

*She looks at Yang again*

I'm not a robot. I'm just an odd entity in the Nexus.
Kingdom hearts is an action RPG with Disney characters. That should work for both forms.
(*once)
Ohh. Well, sorry. You kinda sound like one, though... What was your name again?
Kage. Just doing work for the people that help me live.
I'm writing all of these down.
*Gamma looks down with a sigh, as he zips his pants back up*
Well, I suppose you can't have everything.

*He looks back up at Yang*
We were talking about games. Recommending some for Aergia here, cute RPGs preferred.

*finally, he turns to Hibki*
Kingdom Hearts has a few issues of its own however. Mostly that its become so convoluted the story can be very difficult to follow. While it was a good place to start for a while, I don't think it is anymore. Especially since you practically need a flowchart to tell you what order to play them in.
Got the flow chart! Time to binge!
Well, nice to meet you, Kage.
Oh, and try RWBY Grimm Eclipse for your grown-up form, miss. It's awesome, and I'm totally not saying that you should play as my character, but, heh, I'm a pretty good character...
Good idea.

*The Sakurami city news report is now being continued on the TV screen. A female reporter is shown in front a a town hall building. "The collapse of the mayor has just turned tragic as he has passed away soon after collapsing. Before the collapse he was perfectly healthy. One can only wonder what happened to this poor man.

*The report ends.*

Hibki: looks like it worked.
And for cute games.... I'd have to say Harvest Moon. My sister Ruby likes it, and it's pretty cute.
Thanks.... wait who are you?
..... Looks like it worked? Sudden collapse....

*Gamma turns to Hibki, furious*
Ok, what did you do? And give me one good reason not to throw you out of here for it.
*smirks* The name's Yang Xiao Long. Nice to meetcha!
*She looks at Yang more*

Hmm. When I scanned you, there was a familiar aura around you. Is there any chance you know Pyrrha?
Aergia. Nice to meet you too.
Pyrrha? Would her last name happen to be Nikos? If it is, then yeah. She's one of my great friends!
...well, was, until she died... Wait, how do you know who she is?
We only changed his heart but it looks like he was to weak to survive the sudden change. Either way we need to find Minene Uryuu by the 28th or else the universe will collapse.
Yes, Pyrrha Nikos. And I know her backstory from Ko-chan. She's somehow alive in the Nexus, so she comes here to LeBlanc regularly.
Pyrrha is here.
*looks between Kage and Aergia* She's... here? Huh, weird... I thought she bit the dust for good, no pun intended... *finishes the drink* Huh...
*Gamma only seems to be getting more furious at Hibki, and the room seems to grow colder*
First of all. Changes of heart result in, at worst, them becoming depressed, with a possible suicide attempt. With rare exceptions, not related to their strength of heart. What you did, is called a mental shutdown. Hard to do by accident. And you just admitted to it in here. Now then, I would like to ask you to leave. Otherwise I may have to do something dramatic
This place is weird.
Fine I'll go but Dahlia was the one who pulled the trigger killing the shadow! *Hibki walks out* I hope you have fun when the universe implodes on itself and turns to nothing. *He's gone*
*starts crying* it needed to happen... if they didnt die by the 28th the end of the world would occur... im sorry... IM SORRY~!!!
*Junpei walks in
Woah! This place is cool! Way nicer than out there!
*Gamma sighs, much calmer now, and the room's temperature starts to normalize*

This is not the place for conversations like that. I would suggest you find a nice quiet place to make a hideout with your group. Though, I don't mind if you come in here to discuss making it, anything major should happen outside of this place. This is a place to relax and get away from that stuff. At least that's the idea.
*she shivers a little bit* Jeez, Gamma... Did you lower the room's temperature? 'Cuz that's not very cool. Ba dum tss!!
*Finally speaks up, the commotion having woken him up* ...Hey, Dahlia, he's right. Let's just take a break somewhere, mkay?
Pffft. I like this one!
*sniff* ok...
Good joke.
Oh its you! Gamma was it? Mind passing me a soda man?
*she smirks* Heh, I'll be here all week!
*walks in with a envelope*

I got some mail and has got the Schnee Dust Corp.
*Hibki sends Dahlia a text. He's already long gone. Let's meet up in Sakarumi City we can meet up at Yuki's house and plan from there*
Shi-kun would like you more.
*looks at Hunter* Huh, the Schnee Dust Company even gets letters to here? Cool.
*looks at Kage* also, who's Shi-Kun?
*sighs once again*
Yes, I have some control over ice. Its not a huge deal, but it'll work wonderfully in small spaces like this.

*he reaches for the stock of sodas, before stopping and turning to Junpei*
What kind of soda would you like? I mean, we do have more than one here.
And it is from...

*becomes pale white*

Jacque Schnee...
A somewhat regular at LeBlanc. Helps me live and stuff. Might see him soon. Hopefully no more incidents happen...
Schnee? That's a weird name.
Control over ice? Neat. Never woulda guessed it. So, is Cryomancy like your semblance or something? Wait, do people here even have aura?
*also long gone, texting hibiki back* ok.
The hell is Aura?
Anything is fine! Im just here to relax for a bit!
Jacques Schnee, Jacques Schnee... Where have I heard that name before... Oh! He's Weiss's grandpa, right?
Aura.... Pyrrha has mentioned that. Most of us don't have auras, we have a similar power called a Persona. Its the strength of our inner spirit. I don't mind showing if needed.
Cyromancy? I can do that. Gimme a cup of water.
Aura is a thing that does things. It's a cool thing, and I have that thing so I can do several things.
Per-so-na? Weird. Never heard of it.
That's a lot of things.
Jacque her dad and by what the letter said he is pissed for making him look like an idiot for taking an pre-exsisting flight to Vacuo early.... but who am I joking? I saw him slapping Weiss for disagreeing to something so who am I to judge someone that use faunus as slaves to mine out dust?
One moment Junpei
*Gamma rummages around the sodas, before noticing an enormous stack of Amritas*
What, did this place get a sponsorship or something? Whatever.
*Gamma reaches for the pile, getting Junpei a can, and chilling it himself*
That should do the trick. You know what, I bet they'd save a lot of money on air conditioning if they actually hired me.
Woah, woah, woah. Hold up. Her dad SLAPPED her? That is so... I wanna say it, but Imma censor myself, effed up! *her eyes flash red in anger* I'll break his legs!
*looks at Hunter* Oh, also, who're you?
Don't worry on censoring yourself. Shi-kun does it all the time without care.
Don't mind him. He's emotionally unstable.
*notices black sludge leaking drom his mouth*

Great... more grimm sludge...
Armita soda again? I swear people only hold this brand

*Junpei cracks it open

So Gamma, your pretty chill! What was up yesterday?
*looks at the sludge* Uhmm... You okay there, buddy?
*pukes out the sludge into a random bucket*

WHY THIS SHIT HAPPENING TO ME!?!?
*Looks at the sludge and takes a picture on her phone*

Boop. That's some weird stuff.
*Gamma raises an eyebrow at Junpei*
First, enough with the ice jokes. They were never funny. Second, what do you mean by "what was up yesterday"?
Gross...
Uhm... Are you okay, guy? What is your name, anyways, I need something to call you, otherwise Imma just call you Sludgy.
*the sludge begins to bubble and out comes a masked crow cawing at Hunter*

What in the fuck!?!
*Walks out of a portal*

I just got a text messa- What in the fuck.
Um.... that's pretty gross...

I mean back in the heat haze! You know! The fairies!
*Gamma laughs at Yang's comment*
That's normal for him. You should definitely call him Sludgy.

Anyways, friendly reminder that this place is mostly casual. Please don't do something crazy again Hunter. At least don't blow this place up.....
*sarcastically*
Congrats. Its a monster. What's it like being a parent Hunter?
Uh-oh, Nevermore baby. *she grabs the bird, throwing it to the floor before transforming her bracelets into gauntlets and shooting a bullet at it* And it's dead.
*looks at Pyrrha and facepalms*

Did you have amniesa Pyrrha... my luck is just SHIET!!

*angryly walks outside and bangs his head on the nearest telephone post*
Christ!
Oh, sorry for killing your baby, Sludgy.
Seems like normal shit going down.
Cool weapons you have, Yang.
*Gamma seems confused at first, but quickly catches Junpei's meaning*
Heat.... Oh, yes. The red mist, where you and everyone else were being total buffoons and I practically had to babysit you. Also nice to know so many people are weak to ice.
...? Why the fuck did he call me Pyrrha? *she looks in a mirror* I don't have her red hair, or even her green eyes. Hell, I don't even have her clothes!
And thanks , Kage. Made them myself!
Hey! Im not weak to ice! It's just that the frostbite hurts!
Oooh. What're they called?
Fuck, bad puns. I'm leaving, fuck this.

*Falls into a portal under him*
*enters in with signa of grimm corruption*

First thing first... my name is Hunter and who the hell are you?!
Can we get this guy out of here? I don't want sludge on my bed.
*she loads another round into her gauntlets* These babies are called my Ember Celica! They're gauntlets and shotguns. And they're both awesome.
Wait... you are Yang Xiao Long... Ruby's sister?
*looks back at Hunter* I'm Yang. Yang Xiao Long. Nice to meet you, Hunter. Weird name...
*Gamma simply sighs at Junpei's apparent indignation. He then turns to the portal Kuromi fell through*
He never even told me his name. Oh well, far from the weirdest thing to happen here.

*the room's temperature slowly begins to drop again*
Honestly, I'm not even sure what's going on in here. Just keep it... Cool, ok?
And yeah! Wait... How do you know Ruby?
Cool.

*She pauses for a moment, but goes back to normal*

Odd, thought I felt Shi-kun's presence. Whatever. Nice gauntlets.
*sees the bucket of sludge ooze out another mask wearing bird which flies and rests on his left shoulder*

Why is this Nevermore friendly?
Ha ha! Nice one bro! But seriously, you were giving me the cold shoulder that day!
*Her eyes start to turn red* How do you know my baby sister?!
Someone gimme a cup of water. I'm getting delusional.
*sighs once again*
I'm not a babysitter. You and everyone else in the room's over-willingness to start fighting for no reason got.... Old. Simple enough.

*Gamma grabs Kageomi's glass, refilling it from the faucet, before returning the glass to them*
No, you're not delusional. Nexus really is just this weird. I'm trying to reduce the effect it has here though. Least I can do.
Pyrrha introduced me to her. And she gawked on my trick weapons.

*shows Yang a hammer with a flint lock mechanism, pulls the trigger and made it glow burning white*

This is said example. The Boom Hammer.
Oh boy...
You singled me out though! All I did was feed some girls ramen!
*her eyes return to their light violet* Oh... And sweet weapon! I'd poke it, but I wanna keep my fingers.
Eh, I shoulda known that from the start anyways.

*She grabs the glass and starts cooling it*
We Yharnam hunters are experts on weapon crafting. We puy a shotgun into a spear and a modifieded a sniper into a raiper.
*Gamma sighs again, as he turns back to Junpei*
You tried flirting with like, a ten year old. That's pretty suspicious. Then you came up with the most harebrained scheme I've ever seen. AND IT WORKED. But at least you weren't actively trying to get into a fight.
*she sighs* Y'know, I wish I could lower temperatures, but the cold's not really all that great for a hot lady like me. Ba sum tsss!
By god. I love this girl!
And wow. That's not too different from Remnant, actually...
*looks at Aergia* Love ya too, hon!
*Drinks all the water*

Puns. I love 'em.
I saw where you went there Yang. Plus I met Adam, the one who chopped off you right arm and he SUCKS on using a katana.

*draws how the Chikage blade*

He treats it like a straight sword while I treat it as an actual katana.
But a katana is a sword.
*Gamma chuckles a little at the joke, but decides not to comment on it*
Its not only cold. I have some control over dark too. Ice is my primary element and as such I can do much more with it. Regardless, if something happens I'll be ready for it.
As in his swings were brutish and slow.
*Gamma sighs as he turns to Aergia*

A Katana has a thin blade, intended to easily cut through people. They are most useful for slashing, and tend to not end in a point, as they are already fragile enough by sword standards. Straight swords, on the other hand, tend to be thicker, more useful against armor, and possess a tip so you can thrust with them effecively. In fact, thrusting was the preferred way to fight with them due to how effective armor was.
*she snickers* Well, he asked me to lend him a hand, but got kinda mad when I said "no". And control over dark? Shed a little light, please~
I'm bored now. Guess I'll go check on Shi-kun and Ko-chan then sleep. Bye bye.

*She walks out the door*
*enters in noticing Yang*

Hunter... who is that? And why am I detecting high amounts of chromatic cells in her eyes?
*waves at Spectre* Yo.
Well, you wanted to see a Persona anyways, so I can answer both questions at once.
Shiranui, Eigaon.
*a small blue flame appears behind Gamma, and it burns a path through the air around him, leaving behind the image of a long, scaly body made of flame. After a few loops the flame stops, forming a head and completing the image of an Eastern dragon made of blue fire. Then Tendrils of darkness form in Gamma's hand. He grabs it, swings it once in the air to demonstrate, then they dissipate before actually hitting anything*
That is Yang Xiao Long. A master of "pun"ching and got a flare of personality.
*looks in awe of what Gamma did* Woah.... That's sweet!
Welp, I'm bored. *She pulls out a 3DS* ...
And yep! I'm pretty good at PUNishing bad guys, too!
*Gamma sighs again as his persona dissipates*
Honestly its not that impressive around here. I think you're going to like the place.
I see...

*loads a magazine into his Dark Matter Argus shotgun*

And I am looking into her records and seems that she was framed for misconduct on Vytal torunament but it turns out to be false footage made.
*looks at Spectre* Hell yeah, I was framed! But the footage is real, this chick has a weird semblance so I did hurt him.. I didn't know it was a hallucinations, though!
Ooh personas? I can show off mine!

*Junpei pulls out a model gun out of his pocket and points it to his head as energy gathers around his, as he pulls the trigger aon red gold warrior with wings appear.

Pretty cool huh?
Well, I didn't hurt him, I broke his robo-leg...
*Kalib walks into the cafe, a yawn escapes his mouth as he stretches.*

Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! Mornin' ladies and gents.

*He moves to sit at the counter as he pulls out his laptop and starts typing away.*

Who're you all doing today? And who's working the counter today?
Wow! That's amazing! I wish I had a power like that... All I have is my semblance.
*looks at Klib* Yo.
Oh shit. We showing off Personas now?
At least you have a soldier on you side.

*enables his Ripper Gauntlets and compares it to Yang's Ember Celica*

Now I get the inspiration of these. Some one must have loved your weapons.
*Gamma lets out another sigh*

Hey Klib, Looks like I'm working the place today. Keeping it from exploding, since no one else seems to have a mind to do so.
We aren't just showing off our Personas. I was simply showing mine in order to give Yang here an idea, as she had never seen one before. Please do not do anything that might hurt the place. Leblanc is currently under my watch after all
Hey Klib check me out!

*four dragon wings sprouts out of his back*

Alot of people might now by now but I am a Manakete
*Nods at Gamma.*

It's not a thankless job, so at least you got that going for you. I'll take a house blend please, black.

*Kalib smiles at the Pershow-and-Tell.*
Come on out Earhart! *A Biplane with wind patterns and woman's face for the nose appears*
Hey guys. We doing a pershow-and-tell? I have three personas. Hades, kappa, and pillowzilla. Which one do ya guys wanna see?
Very well, I will get it as soon as I can

*Glancing at his phone for reference, Gamma finds a bag of house blend coffee grounds, and begins to make a fresh cup. It takes a few moments, but the result is a decent cup of black coffee, although it seems like there isn't enough water in it. As he makes this, Gamma simply shakes his head at Aergia as she shows off her Persona.*
*looks in awe at Aergia's Persona* Wow!
*looks back at Hunter* And you're a dragon faunus?! Even more wow! Though they're very rare in Remnant.... They're almost extinct...
OOC: This is giving an idea for a thread

You like what you see~?
*Kalib whistles.*

You look like a pro, Gamma. I have barely any experience with coffee so I usually make instant at home, but damn, it smells amazing!
*smirks* Hell yeah. It's quite the view~
Technically yeah Yang. Originally I can turn into a giant cleric beast but now I can either morphe into both a dragin or beast.
*Gamma finishes the cup, and hands it to Klib*

This is actually only my second time making it. Its probably the quality ingredients here. Though I have made tea before, and they seem to be the same general idea. Heating water and using it to dissolve something.
Wow. I have no clue what a "cleric beast" is, but they sound like bad news.
Hmmm... wanna go for a ride?
Interesting. Hunter you are a wild card of human evolution.

*shows Yang his Argus shotgun*

This is the Argus. A lever action or pump action shotgun that behaves more like that of a sniper.
OOC: Yang is my favorite RWBY character, thank you for RPing her

*Enters From the shadows*
Yo, what's good y'all. Who's the blond one over here?
*Walks in* Hey guys. I heard that there's a pershow-and-tell going on. Mind if I join? Should I show off all 3 of mine or only one?
Ooc: she's starting the month with a yang.
*Gamma sighs as he speaks to Bona*
We're NOT all showing off our personas. I simply gave an example for the new lady here.
*gestures to Yang*
And now several people are childishly throwing them around for no reason. Still, I can't complain as long as nothing is damaged.
*Kalib grins.*

Almost alchemical when you put it that way.

*Kalib takes the cup and raises it to his mouth to take a sip, wincing at the bitter taste for a moment before placing the cup back down and smiling.*

Huh, looks like I'm still a child if I can't appreciate black coffee, haha!
Really? Can I still show off my persona though?
(OOC: No problem! Yang is my spirit animal XD and so is Ruby.)
*She inspects the shotgun* Wooooooooaaaahh. I like this gun. It's kinda heavy, though. *she hands the gun back to Spectre* I'll probably have to implement some extra features into my Embers.

And yes, I wanna go for a ride, yes I DEFINITELY wanna go for a ride.
Pyrrha has a persona and she didn't mind. And Yang persona are the manifestation of one's own feeling. And this is what a Cleric Beast looks like.

*shows her a picture of one*

http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Bloodborne/Cleric_Beast_Profile_Extra.jpg?v=1482926385493
OOC: LINK FAILED C+$% SUCKA!!
*Gamma doesn't seem amused by Klib, but responds flatly*
To be fair, I probably messed it up somehow. Things will likely taste much better whenever someone who's actually worked a cafe before gets back.

*Turning to Bona*
Again, don't break anything, or hurt anyone, and I'll have no reason to complain. I simply think its childish.
OOC: That's it! I'm making this thread!
Seriously, who's hottie blondie over here?
(OOC derp)

So Pyrrha has a persona now? Cool! I wonder what it looks like... *waves to Joker* Oh, hey there! You seem cool. Not bad to look at, either.
(OOC aw, hell yeah!!)
*takes the gun and shows Yang the magazine*

The circle region on the gun is where the mag is entered. I call them hockey pucks due to the similarities.
*looks at the gun* Ooohh... I think I'm in love with a weapon... Now I know how sis feels.
And I also prefer the lever action due to the pump jamming sometimes. I just call it a flawd design.
Name's Joker, hot stuff. You're pretty good in the eyes as well.

*Arsene appears*

Arsene: I must agree. Your beauty is simply bewitching...
*Kalib frowns and returns to his coffee.*

*"Gee, somebody sure takes everything to heart...and I thought I was bad..."*