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How 'bout you Tatsu?

*He leans on the counter.*
Well I've been training in swordplay quite a bit. Slaughtering shadows and demons as always. And oh yeah Em and I are working on my newest weapon. It's gonna be a chainsaw sword / light machine gun.
A chainsaw sword, that is also a gun? Jesus Christ, Tatsu! Why though!?
Because I want an all in one weapon... Also I'm jealous of Crescent Rose that thing is frigging cool.
*Kalib snaps his fingers and creates a small flame around his hand.*

Well this scared Em, whenever I had him on the back foot during CR's debut battle. Granted, he was just concerned about the weapon getting damaged, he might've changed that logic by now.

*He waves the fire away.*

Hey Tatsu...can you show me your phone? I want to try something. So just, hold it out for a sec, please and thank you.

*Kalib slides into the seat across from Tatsu.*
If you break it I'll... Aw hell I don't care! *He pulls his phone out and shows it to Kalib*
Awesome! I think I saw Kaz do something like this when he had her power....so here goes...

*Kalib begins to focus as his eyes begin to flicker between hazel and red.*

Almost got it...!

*His eyes shine a bright red as he goes quiet and he collapses onto the table.*
*Tatsu hears a chime on his phone.*
Woha holy shit! Come out Laksmi Samarecarm! *The Persona appears in a flash of light and a burst of light covers Kalib attempting to bring him back up* Come on man what the fuck.

*He looks down at his phone* Oh fucks sake.
*Tatsuya sees a small pixelated Kalib avatar on his phone.*

Holy crap! It worked!

*Kalib's body is just fine, however his consciousness is inside Tatsu's phone.*

Well this is neat....I wonder what I can do in here? Heh.

*The small avatar begins digging through different folders in Tatsuya's phone.*
You aren't gonna find much man... Like if you're looking for photos all mine are actually physical, back in my day we had to use real cameras! Pretty much just have the Metanavi and phone numbers.
*The avi pouts.*

I guess that's true, digital media is relatively new. But wow! I can see everything about your phone...it's kinda overwhelming...I'm coming out.

*The avi's eyes flash red again, as the lifeless Kalib jolts upright.*

GAH! Whoa....so that's an interesting feeling....I can definitely see this being useful in the future. Sorry about the scare Tatsu.

*Kalib scratches his head in embarrassment.*
*He groans* As long as you aren't getting hurt right?

*He smiles*
And yeah that's a pretty neat trick, wonder what else you can do now?
Well Kaz did some nifty tricks when he has this power, and I think I only have a bit of it...not sure...I haven't spoken to Ene about it.

*He grins as he stands behind the counter again.*

Of course it means I have a trump card for if and when Doctor Ivo decides to try something funny with his robots.
*walks in* Hey
*Appears From the shadows*
Yo, what's good people?
*You can hear footsteps...*
*Suddenly the door slams. An unknown girl appears*
BAAAAAARTENDEEEEER! Give me the best coffee, NOW!
*Caroline enters the cafe*
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'Sup.
*She heads over to a booth and sits down*
Oh, hey Hillock! Why are you a girl now?
*Slides him a superb coffee as he's asking this*
(Oh no I forgot)
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(Fixed. Hopefully.)
Oh.... hello warden
*Gamma walks in and, noticing the lack of a tender, steps behind the counter*
If you're not more specific about your order I'll just give you something at random. Best coffee is kinda subjective.

*bows to femjokerboi*
Greetings ma'am, can I get you anything while I'm here?
*Gamma then waves to IamThou*
Sorry, I hardly noticed you there. Need anything? Or just here for the company.
(Wtf?)

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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed again, that means...

*Notices Joker and Hill*

Oh sonuva....
@Bgammax I'm the server here, Gamma! I already gave him a coffee! I'm good for now. Do you you want something?
Ooooh! Cute girls here!
*She goes to Joker, looking her with attention*
Hm... *nods* yeah, she is good looking...
*She then salutes*
Hoi! The name is Hillock!...
Wait, how did you knew my name?!
Hey Miggy! Something wrong?
@Hillock Dude, it's me! Joker! We know each other?
*Walks in*

Hello.
*Wakes up after having passed out on a table and looks over at Joker* Oh hey Joker what's up?
Yeah, apparently Yuki and Aigis weren't the only ones getting messed with.
Area scan. Not many new people. Just gender-bent.
Uh?...
...
Sorry, I would never forget a girl lik-
*!*
Oh, so it happened to you too?!
@Tatsuya What's up Tats? Dude, I'm feeling kinda weird today... is there something wrong with how I look or something?
@Hillock What happened? Is there something in my hair?
Hoi, Gamma, how is ot you are not changed?!
*Looks at Hillock*

You. I haven't seen you before.
@Bgammax
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Oh hey there, Gamma! I'm hungry. Can I get fresh plate of curry please? Thanks a bunch.
*Gamma sighs, and sits down at an unoccupied booth, arms behind his head ready to relax as he replies to Joker*
Very well miss. I'll just add to the atmosphere I guess
@Migrant Wait. People are getting messed with? Who's the culprit? I'll shoot them in the face!
Uh? Joker, you don't know?
I thought the changes should be obvious for now...
It's not just Gamma. Honestly you guys are in the minority. It's just you two and the Yukis.
I'm just won't why people have trouble telling who's who. It's not like they have different Personas or anything.

*He looks over at Joker stunned* You haven't noticed? You're a girl Joker that's what happened. Apparently we're turning into Ranma one half or something.
Who's doing it? No clue. Thought it was some weird Kirijo Experiment until you two turned up changed....

If not for how we beat Lust a long time back I'd say.... Nana.
Fresh plate of curry for the warden! Coming up!
*Prepares A superb Curry and hands it to @IamThou*

@Bgammax Miss? Gamma, it's me, Joker. I'm a dude...
*Hears Hillock and Tats*
Huh?
*Looks down and sees his bust*
...... HOLY SHIT! I HAVE TITS!?
*Gamma sighs once again*
Sorry, miss Lavenza. Looks like I'm not working the place today after all.

*Gamma then turns to Joker*
No, you're definitely a girl right now. Probably the weird thing happening to Yuki and apparently Hill. Not really my concern though.
*Gamma leans back in his booth and yawns*
Honestly Mig it's probably just some Random Omnipotent Being or something... Or maybe Lust is somehow back hell if I know. Hopefully if they are it won't be as cliche as ThotTia was.
Leo
"He walks in"

Hello.
AND NOW YOU REALISE?!
OMG!
*Sighs*

Re-scan of area. Two people are currently genderbent.
And... where is my coffee?!
"Hi guys."
Uh? SPECTRUM! LOOK!
Well there's that future Nana that's apparently the new Lust.

Honestly, being Nana and Lust, I wouldn't put it past her to do this as some weird "good luck with hormones" thing.

Still... why has she not gone after Kaz, then?
Oh my god, how did this even happen?! I'm hot now! I mean, I was already hot but now I'm a woman!
Hello.
I want some Mocha. Gimme Mocha.
*Gamma waves to Leo*
You seem pretty new here. What's with the getup? Collars went out of style like, forever ago.
I wonder what Star'll think...
Indeed, and a really hot one...
*She smirks*
Tell me... how much did you changed?
Leo
Is something wrong here?

Why I ask? Something is always wrong here.
@Hillock "E-eh?! Look at what?!"
@FemJokerboi
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*She takes a whiff of the curry*

Mmm, smells good! It's been a while since I've eaten this.

*Caroline takes a spoon and digs in*

De...li...cious....
Maybe she didn't want to annoy him? She does have a thing for Kaz after all. And nobody knows how it happened that's the odd part Joker.
One Mocha coming Up!
*Prepares A superb Mocha for @Kageomi and hives it to her*
Look what?
I'm a gril! And a cute one, right?
Honestly, Joker, you look like a young Kawakami....

Aaaaaanyway, Star'll probably find it hilarious.

*looks to Leo*

Oh people are getting their genders swapped for some unknown reason. You know, the usual.

*was clearly exaggerating that last part*
Leo
"Sigh"

This place is full of idiots...
@Hillock Well, hang on...
*He opens his shirt a little to see his bust, and then opens his pants a little to check his downstairs*
Yup... I got lady parts now
*Walks in normally*

What's fucking going on here.
Is it that weird? There's plenty of magic that could do this honestly so if it never happened here I'd be shocked.
Hm...
But your personality hasn't changed...
Why is that? Why did it changed for me? And...
What's your bust? D? C?
@Migrant You really think so? I mean, I've got the bust for it I guess... maybe I should be a maid....
*Gamma chuckles a bit at Leo's comment*
Yeah, I feel you there. Try actually dealing with them whenever something happens. Just the other day I had a guy try flirting with a 12 year old while everyone else was screaming bloody murder.
*Turns around*
KUROUMI!
*Jumps to Kuroumi, almost making him fall*
Guess who I am?!
@Hillock These look like solid D's to me, but I dunno for sure. Anyways, yeah, I'm still me, just a woman now.... I guess I woke up like this without noticing
A 12 year old? Jesus who did that. And better yet why would someone do that.
UH?! The fuck? Hillock, you're a girl!
Leo
OOC: storm coming, I don't gonna be able to continue.
Leo
I'll go to a library, I want read something.

"He leaves"
*Sips Mocha*

Well, isn't this great.
Yes! How do I look?
*Walks in* one hot cocoa please!
Cute, I guess? Why are you even like this?
@Kageomi Thanks! I was trained by the best!
*Gamma waves off Leo as he turns to Tatsuya*
To be fair, it was a demon that LOOKED like a 12 year old girl. Dunno how that actually translates to age. Either way you're gonna have to ask Junpei for the whys.
Hey Bona! One Hit cocoa coming up!
*Prepares A superb hot cocoa and gives it to him*
Of course. Mocha's my favorite.
And Shi-kun's here. Yay.
*After finishing her meal, Caroline lays her head on the table and listens in on all the conversations inside the cafe*

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I'm stuffed...
Idk, I was already in the morning!
And, I'm a totally different person, but with the same memories!
Looks like it affected to me more than the rest...
That's something. I can tell Joker got affected too. And I know the Yukis did too. Fucking christ, what the hell.
@Kuroumi It happened to me too!
Ene
*Walks into cafe*

Hello awesome people!

*She pushes up her new glasses*

Notice anything cooler about me!
Huh Junpei. Whelp that's definitely Interesting... Remember when we had that Lucifer who looked like a kid? *He shudders* Always creeped me out how everyone seemed to be into her.
If you wanna try that go ahead, Joker.

Just don't go getting too comfortable like this...
*She looks at Ene*

Scan. Ene, AI. Alrighty then.
@Ene So, you genderswapped too, Huh? Neat
*suddenly appears* why the hell am I a man!?
Indeed...
*She gets up, thinking*
I went to my HQ: nothing wrong, except for some genes and my personality.
They couldn't find the reason why this happened...
Oh Lord you too Ene? Well whatever it doesn't really matter that much right?
ENE!
LOOK!
LOOK!
WHO I AM?!
*Gamma perks up as Ene enters*
Ok, that sounds familiar.
*He quickly turns to face Ene and seems.... Surprised*
Who are you supposed to be?
Ene
*He excitedly waves at kageomi*

Hello new friend~

I don't think I have formally met you yet!
Skyla sits down.
@Migrant And why would that happen, Miggy?
*Pours herself a glass of whisky and winks at him*
Would you like me as a maid?
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Ugh...

*Caroline falls asleep on the table*

Zzz...Zzz...
Okay this is getting more common by the minute... Hah Star too that's great.
Spectrum, you look fine...
But why did this happened...
Oh, you're genderbent. That makes it 4 people now.
*Sees Star*
Oh hey Ho-
YOU TOO!?
I will fucking murder the one who did this to me!
Can someone fucking explain why people are getting genderbent?
*he looks over at Ene stunned* New? Okay did something happen to your memory? You've met Gamma before Ene.
S-Star?!
*She runs there*
Hey... you are cute...
*She aproaches more*
@Starwaddle I'll join you hon. Although, we don't know for sure who's doing this, so...
Ene
Yep guys I suddenly woke up as a dude today!

*He rubs the back of his head*

This new body feels weird and all but I like it.

*He suddenly hugs Gamma*

How can you not recignize me Gamma!

I'm hurt!
Sweet. Thanks. Why is everyone genderswapping though? *chuggs the hot cocoa* OH MY GOSH THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!
No Kuro no we can't. Nobody knows why it's happening.
"Why did what happen?"
@Hillock *Steps in front*
Careful, she/he's mine
Ene, why do you ignore me? ;-;
I will- oh wait I can just change myself back whenever...huh...welp, might has well enjoy this!
Well, that's shit.
"I am confused right now! Why is there a female Akira?"
Joker, this hot cocoa is delicious! Though I'm confused. Why is everyone genderswapping?
If we knew, we wouldn't be here
Ene
*He glances at Tatsuya*

I am perfectly fine my good friend!

*He rubs a finger against Gamma's cheek*

As you can see I remember this idiot.
*Looks at Spectrum*

It seems to be happening to most people. It could even happen to you. I'll go now though. Buh Bye.

*She runs out of the cafe*
@Spectrum Its me, Joker! Do you not recognize me?

@Bona I don't even know. All I know is that I woke up as this voluptuous beauty...
*Gamma sighs as he turns to Kuromi*
Maybe they were swapped with alternate versions of themselves that just had different genders? Or we're going to get some kinda Giant Space Flea from nowhere to deal with this

*He then accepts Ene's hug, but doesn't make any movements back*
Gee. I thought it was you, but you looked completely different, so I got confused for a bit. No big deal.
Kuroumi...
*Aproaches slowly*
... hey...
*Aproaches slowly*
...
Wanna pat a cute girl?
"I hope I don't end up male... If I do... I'll be in pyjamas all day."
@Starwaddle So, did you wake up like that too?
Good friend? Not that I mind actually but that's odd for you Ene... But hey good to know you're feeling better.
@FemJokerboi "I did recognise you. That's why I asked why there was a female version of you."
Ene
*He gives Hill a confused look*

*He tilts his head for added emphasis*

Who do you happen to be?

*He puts a finger against his lip*

I don't remember meeting any female kitties.
I didn't wake up a girl so maybe it's only to certain people?
... actually, nah, I can't take being a man. Fuck this, I'm going home. Need to find that fucking gender Ray thing. *Suddenly disappears*
Hey, don't get too close! But sure why not?

*He starts head patting Hillock*
...
Ene.
Cat ears.
Neko.
Hot as fuck.
Tell me, if we swap genders, who I am?
"Is this infectious? Should I quarantine you guys?"
Ene
*He continues to hug Gamma*

It's a good thing you recognize me Gamma.

*He sniffles*

Or else I would have cried!

*He wipes some fake tears*

So how do you like my new body?

*He twirls around*

Do I look manly enough for this world?
Oh, bye Star!

@Spectrum Ah, I see. You likey?
*leans forwards on the table, a deep look of concern across her face*

...what have I come home too.
*suddenly appears* good news, I'm a lady again. Bad news, I'm a succubus now.
*She smirks*
Yes Spect... it's very... INFECTIOUS!
*She jumps on him*
Star...
...
Hot
*Stops head patting Hillock*

Jesus christ...
@Starwaddle Hey again Star! Looking good!
What?
Ene
*He walk over to Hill and pats him*

Hmm you do feel familiar...

*He thinks for a sec*

Only one test will decide this!

*He jumps on top of Hill and starts rubbing his ears*

There is no doubt about it!

You are Hillock!
So...*takes a seat* I'll take a coffee...and maybe a little ex-NO! NO! Bad succubus self, bad!
*walks in but seeing the chaos*

... what the fuck...
Nya~!
Hey, that's not fair!
Only Kuroumi can touch my ears...
For now *smirk*
*Gamma smiles a little as he watches Ene go*
You know, you don't have to look manly for here. I like you just the way you are.

*He then turns hit attention to Labrys*
Yeah, this sort of thing happens all the time. I mean, this genderbend thing is weird even for here, but the point is I've long since given up on normal
*Looks at Labrys*

I don't know what's going on. People are getting genderbent.
... ya know normally succubuses are kinda dangerous. Don't eat anyone's soul please.
One Coffee, coming up!
*Prepares A superb Coffee and hands it to Star*
So, what do you think of how I look? Your feedback would be most appreciated
Hey Labby! I'm a chick now!
Lab, I'm Hillock!
And I still need a coffee!
Wait, what do you mean I can only touch your ears?
*I'm running out of things to say when Aergia walks downstairs* Good.
One Coffee for Neko lady, coming up!
*makes A superb coffee and gives it to Hillock*
.... Wait, did Star just say gender ray thingie?

*incriminating stare*
Ene
*He pouts at Gamma and crosses his arms*

What if I want to be as manly as you and kalib!

*He smirks*

With this new body I can now just be one of guys and learn all your secrets!

*His eyes sparkle*

I may even get to see the male restroom!
Uh?
Well, people tend to pat me, so i restricted my pat activities.
Being you the first one I permited to touch me, you my boy/girl have privileges!
You can pat as much as you want, and if you like, you can touch my ears!
Just don't do it too much... please...
Like you as a maid? W-well of course not. You're still Joker underneath all.... that.
Don't worry, Tatsuya, I'll make sure to keep myself under control. Thanks, Joker. *Takes a sip* ahh...you look great. So great, I want to-nope, not saying it. And no, it wasn't me, otherwise we'd be up to our heads in succubi.
Hi Aergia, so apparently gender just started randomly swapping around here... I'm still normal though.
Don't want your neko traits to go too far? Fine by me.
... WHY?! WHY DO MEN SUDDENLY HAVE TITS?!
@Starwaddle Want to what, hon? *winks* I'm clueless as to what you'd want to do with little old me...

@Migrant Uh huh... sure Miggy
Yeah... It was a problem...
Though, I like them, but we need control...
Or at least the male me! You know, it's weird to have memories of another personality as well...
@Aergia I don't even rightfully know
Nobody knows. And calm down it's not a huge deal. *He chuckles* So a few people's gender changed who cares?
Aergia, what's wrong? At least now you will notice me...
Don't you want to... know me more?
*Gamma sighs as he answers Ene*
Personally, I don't put too much stock into that manliness stuff. Its pretty much a lame excuse for some people to use. At least that's what I'm used to.

*He chuckles at Ene's clear excitement*
Well, I guess its a new experience for you at least. Don't set your expectations too high. I should know, been a guy all my life.
Sure indeed! Don't think you can just go flirting right off the bat like that!
*She grabs Tatsuya by his collar* It's unnatural man!! What if my Moms... oh god...
...Joker, I...I...*pounces on Joker* I...want to...cuddle...not...fuck...
Have memories of another personality? I live that practically. Anyways, you're fucking cute like this.

*He starts rubbing Hillock's ears*
*his eyes go dead serious as he looks over at Gamma* Being a man means... Eh I dun know pick for yourself.
Star, you can cuddle me
*He pulls her hands off him* Jeez calm down. Labrys is fine. Besides aren't tons of things unnatural around here? Like I can't naturally grow back severed limbs and crap but hey magic is great!
Nyan~!
Kuroumi- purrr...
@Starwaddle *Smirks* Oh my, aren't we eager. Either way works for me... *Gives Star a hug, pushing her bust up against her*
Ene
I'm sure I'll be able to learn a lot with this new body!

*He leaps to hug Gamma again but ends up falling to early*

Oww it looks like I'm a bit heavier now.

*He looks up at Gamma with a smile*

You need to teach me the way of the man!

That's a different kind of unnatural!
Ahh! I...I can't take it anymore! *Drags Joker out of LeBlanc to somewhere...private*
A very odd one too... Apparently not every Persona user can do that who knew? But at any rate sure it's weird but meh.
Want me to stop? Even though you're enjoying it, can't let things get outta hand.
S-Star!
...
I wanted to play with her too...
;-;
*leans back, sipping whiskey*

It'll be fine. Nothing is gonna happen to me dear

*Famous Last Words*
@Starwaddle Oh jeez Star, where are we going?! *Is dragged out of Leblanc*
N-No! Don't stop... please...
Star no! *Uses Psiodyne to drag her and joker back to leblanc*
Ene
*Looks at everyone with confusion*

Why are people showing so much affection!

*He sticks his tongue out*

Bleh it's so disgusting.
*Gamma sighs, but his demeanor quickly brightens when Ene falls*
Geeze. You should really be more careful about that mate. But there's not much to being a man.
*he thinks for a moment*
I guess if I had to say something I'd say being a man is being willing to follow your own path regardless of what others may think. Standing up for what you think is right and all that cliche stuff.
Your lucky I have this un-succubication ray. Don't question why. I just do. *Shoots star with the un-succubication ray/
Then whatever you say.

*He continues to rub her ears, going slightly faster*
*Blocks the Psiodyne* Let em have their fun.
You sure?
Ugh. Fine. Just don't blame me if they get in trouble!
Mmm-nyan~!
*She smiles*
T-Thanks!
Honestly all this love making makes me more sure lust is involved somehow... Hey Aergia, you know anything about all this?
*he waves his hand dismissively* Yare yare daze man they'll be fine.
Ene
*He nods along sagely to Gamma's words*

I see ...

*His eyes suddenly brighten*

Then today I will begin to follow my own path!

*He instantly jumps up and rushes to the door*

Bye everyone I shall come back once I have found my way!

*He runs out*

*He stops*

Hey, I still need to recover a bit more. Can't go on forever.
B-Bye Ene-nyan!
O-Ok! Take your time...
*She stays still. Waiting*
*Gamma waves and shouts to Ene as he leaves*
J... Just be careful alright. If you get in some kinda trouble you know what to do
*moderately angry cat noises are heard as Cait walks in* What. Exactly. Happened. *Cait's voice sounds different...*
*Sighs*

You want more? I don't think I can go any longer, honestly. Sometimes it just hurts walkin'.
Cait... *pffft* don't tell me... *pfffffft*
Y-You too... changed?
Oh...
*Her ears go down*
I-It's ok... I-I don't really need them... no...
No! Not you too!!
W-wait, you, too? Did some spell strike a buncha you, or is this just Nexus stuff?
*He hurriedly enters the cafe panting*

People it appears an ailment has ...!

*He stops as he sees the other genderbend people*

It appears that I not the only one afflicted.
Welcome to the club, nya. *Her ears flatten a little in annoyance*
Pffffftahahahahahaha!
Guys, this is getting out of hand!
How many are gender bent?! LOL
I don't get why. I didn't turn into a girl.
*She starts laughing... a lot...*
*sees Aqua*

Oh no.... it's an epidemic...
Hey, don't worry. Ya can get more later on.

*He looks Aqua*

Jesus christ.
*He sits on a chair with a sigh*

Looks like we are being made a mockery of.

*She slams her head against the counter* Ugh...
(Refering to when you jumped on Spectrum...
FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME! SHE IS A GIRL!

NOTICABLY A GIRL!)
Well if anyone is bothered Star dropped her gender gun on her way out with joker. I can change anyone back but fair warning, it way make you a succubus.
(SKYLA IS A FUCKING GIRL'S NAME!)
Stop laughing, nya! *her fur fluffs up*
"Wait, Star did this to them?"
ooc: Genderbend week. Only affects some people, so hence the confusion
Hey, it's not that bad!
Geez...
*She puts a hand on his head, and after some seconds she shakes it*
Gah, having other memories...
Well, even if I'm havimg fun, we need to discover what, how and who did this...
*He blushes a bit as people look at him*

Why are you people staring at me?

*He crosses his arms to maintain some pride*
That's... a good way of putting it.

Someone is getting a good laugh out of all the guys crashing into things I'm sure.
(Spectrum, sorry... still, that wont stop me. Not now!)
"Still, I hope she doesn't make me into a boy."
No. She just happened to have a gender gun
Ooc: oh if I'd known that I would have had my character gender bend :P
Why not, Spec?
You would be cute... *smirk*
Hopefully ya change back. This is unnatural, for god sakes.
OOC: You still can Bona. There are some folks who aren't starting until Sunday. And the whole "week" thing is more suggestion than rule.
It's not fun... *she huffs* Puss in Boots seems mad about it, too.
So what is going on?

*takes a seat in one of the booths*
*Yuki enters* .... Oh no.
People are gettin' genderbent allouva sudden. Not my problem though.
Ooc: oh. OK. Didn't know that :P
Yuki! Welcome to LeBlanc! Official gender bend meet place!
Just the thought of someone laughing at us is something I can't stand.

*He accidently misses his keyblade as it appears*

*the keyblade chatters to the floor*

Look like I need some practice with this new body.
This is annoying. And I have somewhere to be, too... *coughs and tries to make her voice deeper* Let's see... well, better than nothing.
*Walks in*

Got genderbent. Isn't this nice.
Well... this body is a bit more weak... but faster, and more agile! This will work... but my chest feels heavy...
This is uh...
Yeah, Yuki, it's a madhouse....

I'd... um... offer to get that for you, Aqua, but I know Keyblades are kinda... picky.
*She picks up Cait* I need this.
*walks in and notices everyone having a switched gender*

What in the name of Yharnam is going on and why everyone has their gender's switched?!
*Gamma sighs yet again*
Yeah, I don't even care to know what's going on at this point.
I'm fuckin' leavin. This shit got weird as fuck.

*Drops into a portal*
Hoi, boy I think I didn't met!
Hillock, and genderbent too
At least I look mostly the same. Cat gender differences ain't as obvious. *she sighs and steps outside* I'ma get away from this madness, nya.
Maybe I should come back later...
Don't question it, Hunter. It's happening to many people.
*is picked up* ...On second thought, this is cozier...
Excuse me Cait? You saw me?
Indeed they are migrant.

*He picks up the keyblade*

Well my blade feels lighter but taking note of my body I can tell that I lost my agility.

*He thinks*

This could prove to be an issue in future battles.

*She holds her close* ...
...You're less cat than I am, Hill.
Alright Kageomi...

*turns to Aqua*

So how is your day?
*purrs a little as she is held*
I walk in and grab a seat. "Ello people's. What's up?" I wave at them and grin. "Is it genderbender here today?"
Hm... indeed...
My lack of strenght means my attacks are even weaker than before... and they were weak before...
It apparently is..
I'm going to test out my newfound strength.

*He leaves*
Apparently so. I was just like this when I woke up from a nap.
God this is weird...
*Gamma sighs as he notes HIllock*
Don't you mostly use guns and stuff? Those don't rely on physical strength, they rely on your ability to aim.

*now addressing the room*
Also there's not really THAT big of a difference between guys and girls. I feel like you're all overreacting worrying about how it'll affect you in a fight.
Oh, hey Yuki. You didn't get genderbent either?
No... I did...
"Damn. Well this'll certainly be interesting to watch." I chuckle and walk over, grabbing myself some water.
Huh... actually I wonder if whoever's doing this is doing it so we can't fight back when they attack...
You can say that again, Aer.

*she shrugs* I dunno that much about humans, but I'll take Gamma's word for it.
Aergia, why are you so mad?
We will het this out, don't worry.
By the way... could you...
...
No, nevermimd
@FireShadow19
You're practically asking for a megidolaon.
"Nah I doubt it. We can still fight no matter what gender. Most likely it's just some trickster trying to be funny.@
Alright, Area Scan. Half of us are genderbent, half not.
*Gamma sighs as he steps behind the counter*
Yuki, if you're going to megidolaon people take it outside. This place has seen enough destruction as is.
("*)

"Well I pretty much beg for it every other day. Makes life interesting. After all, who wants to be 100% safe?"
Oh. Am o the only one not genderbent!?
I am just going to leave before I wrap my head around.

*he leaves*
Ooc: I not o
"Oi, I'm not either. I've been away, and am going away again soon. I've been lucky I guess."
No, Tatsuya is still male.
*Gamma lets out a sigh*
I am also completely normal. Honestly this is getting kinda ridiculous. There's no rhyme or reason behind any of it.
Maybe this is just a thing that'll last for a while? But I can't find out any info, so there's no guarantee.
No, I'm not. Tatsu's not. So that makes three.
Yeah. It's crazy! I don't understand it! It's like a strange dream! In fact, Imma go to sleep and see if it's a weird vision! Seeya guys. Or gals. Puns are nice.
... This sadly isn't a dream...
*Gamma waves to Bona as he goes*
Whatever little dude. Good luck with your nap I guess. I'll just make sure this place doesn't explode
Maybe it's Zelretch or something... Haven't seen him around though, thankfully.
Zelretch? Who's that?