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Bonafied-Monafied
Bona's Bonafide Frat Party
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LETS PARTY HARDY BROSKIS!!!
*smashes door*
Hibiki
DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Yu-Narukami
I feel like I've said this before but it's time to crack open a cold one with the boys.
Bonafied-Monafied
Lets crack one open hard!
*Bona runs to the DJ stand* WOOO!!
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pixie
HELLO THIS IS PIXIE FROM THE METAVERSE 🅱️EPIS DELIVERY SERVICE. IS THIS 'BONA'S BONER HOUSE'?

I HAVE AN ORDER HERE FOR 3 🅱️ONELESS PIZZAS, 1 LARGE CHICKEN 🅱️ISCUIT BUCKET, AND AN EXTRA LARGE 🅱️EPIS HERE. I'LL LEAVE THEM AT THE DOOR.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
Akira
HELLS YEAH I'M GONNA PERSONA ALL OVER AKECHI
Bonafied-Monafied
FOODS HERE!! *Bona runs to the smashed door picking up the delivery and putting it on the once in another time broken table*
EAT AND DRINK UP!!
Shirogane_Naoto
"What is this brand?"
Naoto picks up the bottle and looks at the label.
"... Bepis?"
FuukaBazooka
G A S P
Yu-Narukami
I'm on a diet, I only cosuke cold ones with a group of people who I would consider the boys.
Yu-Narukami
*consume
Shirogane_Naoto
Naoto notices Yu.
"Hello there, Narukami. Do you know all these people?"
Bonafied-Monafied
AH FUUKA! COME AND ENJOY THE PARTY!
Yu-Narukami
Hey, Naoto. I didn't realize you were here as well, I'm not quite sure where I am but I'm under the impression that these are the boys and that I should crack open a cold one with them.
Shirogane_Naoto
"I see. I suppose I shall also join in on cracking a cold one open with the boys."
Naoto puts the 🅱️epis down, and observes the other people in the room.
Bonafied-Monafied
*Bona proceeds to crack a cold one*
ChaosTrash
*shouting over the music* HEY I JUST GOT BACK FROM BEATING METATRON'S BITCH ASS AND I HEARD THERE WERE COLD ONES HERE. AND ALSO BOYS TO CRACK THEM OPEN WITH.
Bonafied-Monafied
*Tosses Chaos a cold one* CRACK IT OPEN!
ChaosTrash
*CRACKKKKK*
So satisfying.

ANY HOT DEMONS IN HERE? MY GIRL ANGEL LEFT ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH HER LIFE STONE HABIT.
Demi_fiend
*rolls in on Johanna and starts drifting around in a circle to the eurobeat*
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
Unit_Spectre
*disables his active camo and waves*

I am here to monitor so you all won't die of alcohol poisoning.
Mao
No party is complete without Mao's premium vodka; feel free to buy some.
Bonafied-Monafied
*Goes to Mao* I'll buy some, how much?
Mao
It's £3.50
Unit_Spectre
This spells catastrophe...
Bonafied-Monafied
*Buys 10 bottles and hands Mao the cash* PARTY HARDY!!!!!!!!!
Unit_Spectre
*facepalms to what Bona did*

Oh no... this is just like the last time when Ruin started a party...
Shiza_Salad
I guess I'm here now. Hi.
Bonafied-Monafied
WELCOME! COME CRACK A COLD ONE!!
Yu-Narukami
More cold ones to crack open?
Shiza_Salad
Crackin' a cold one with the boys? Don't mind if I do...
Bonafied-Monafied
THERES ALWAYS MORE COLD ONES TO CRACK OPEN!!
HibkiKuze
*Hibki runs in still unaware of *Her* new changes* Let's party!
Unit_Spectre
*looks to Yu*

Weren't you drunk the last time something like alcohol?

*starts repairing and augmenting his robotic right arm*
Shiza_Salad
*Proceeds to crack a cold one*

You know, I've had alcohol before, but never beer. This'll be new.
Shiza_Salad
Also, was there a "Naoto Shirogane" here earlier? I must speak to her.
Bonafied-Monafied
*puts on a hot new track* Click to load youtube video
Yu-Narukami
All that matters is cracking open cold ones with the boys...he demands it afterall.
Shiza_Salad
@HibkiKuze
You're Hibki, correct? From what I've heard about you, I could've sworn you were male...
HibkiKuze
I am a dud- *Looks down* What happened to me?! And when did I put on this skirt? Give me a strong drink please.
Shiza_Salad
You look fine. Just chill.

*Throws a can of beer to Hibki*
Unit_Spectre
Sorry Shiza. Mr. Shirogane is not here... at the moment.
Shiza_Salad
Damn, just missed it. Spectre, is it? When did you get here?
VoroAkedgy
@Akira at least take to LeBlanc for coffee first
HibkiKuze
You know what. I'm gonna have fun with this. Later! *She walks out*
Bonafied-Monafied
*Puts on another sick track* Click to load youtube video
DJ BONA IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
Yu-Narukami
Crack more cold ones! We mist satisfy him!
Shiza_Salad
Oh lord...

*Facepalms*
Yu-Narukami
*must
Mao
How old are you kids?
Unit_Spectre
The door was open Shiza. and yes my name is Spectre.

*points to the door*
Shiza_Salad
I meant, what brings you here to the nexus?
Bonafied-Monafied
Old enough to drink
Shiza_Salad
Ha.
Yu-Narukami
Anyone can crack a cold one as long as they're with the bois!
Mao
Oh well, I don't care anyway
Unit_Spectre
I am here due to a faulty experimental teleporting which is a grand scale of Prophet's glitch ability.
Shiza_Salad
Of course. Killed him a few times before, being an assassin and all. Well, retired. Hey, speaking of which, would you like to join my assassin guild I'm making?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu begins cracking open cold one after cold one showing no sign of stopping*