Akechihop: Back and Batter than ever

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Akechihop

*Smashes down the entrance* OPEN AND READY TO SERVE!

Enigma

do you guys have orange juice

ChaosTrash

hey can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Akechihop

We have Orange Pancakes

AkeShu

Orange juice? I'm here for those infamous pancakes!

Enigma

fuck you green pancakes are better

Akechihop

Come one and all

Akechihop

Pancakes are hot and fresh

ChaosTrash

uhhhhhhh...

Akechihop

We got
Goat Pancakes
Pancake Pancakes
Birthday Pancakes
Blooberry Pancakes
poison Berry Pancakes
Orange Pancakes
Green eggs and Hamcakes
Newspaper pancakes
And much much more!

ChaosTrash

Uhhhhhhhh... have you got any... ðŸ…±ï¸ONELESS Pancakes?

Akechihop

Yes we do, it is near the end of the B pancakes

Persona_2

Pancakes? Yes, perhaps this will lead to true prosperity for humanity.

ChaosTrash

Okay, but there better not be any bones in these pancakes!

Akechihop

Pancakes are the only good of Humanity

Akechihop

And I assure you there are no bones!

ChaosTrash

*audible sounds of choking to death on a pancake bone*

Akechihop

*Yells at the Akechichefs in the back and at the Akechiwaiters* I'll call an ambulance sir!

Yu-Narukami

Do you have any truth flavored pancakes?

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Do you have any lie flavoured pancakes?

FemJokerboi

What about defiance tasting pancakes?

FemBFMF04

Yeah I want a green pancake

Akechihop

*Pops back into existence* more patrons, well its been more than a while, I guess Ill just make some Pancakes...

Yu-Narukami

What does truth taste like?

Lelouch

Hurtful

Akechihop

Truth tastes like....no, I won't ruin the surprise. Have a taste for yourself with our Truth Pancakes with Truth syrup.

Yu-Narukami

*Yu puts the Truth pancakes on the plate and poured the Truth syrup onto the Truth pancakes*
Time to open my eyes and see the Truth...
*Yu takes a bite of the Truth pancakes with Truth syrup on top*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Hmmm, what do lies taste like?

HibkiKuze

*Walks in* What does this place serve?

Yu-Narukami

This tastes like...Izanagi...

Akechihop

Well Yu? How is the truth?

Akechihop

Isnt it wonderful?

Akechihop

Oh and Lie Pancakes are in the L section along with L syrup. And we serve Pancakes

Akechihop

Lie Syrup*

Lelouch

Lies taste great

HibkiKuze

Can I just have some normal pancakes with maypole syrup please?

Akechihop

Anything tastes great with our pancakes.

And yes you can, but I do suggest using Goro Syrup.

Yu-Narukami

These pancakes would go great with a cold one.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Thanks!

*FPOJ walks down the aisle never to be seen again

HibkiKuze

No thanks. Maple syrup please.

Akechihop

Alright, our pancakes our just over there along with the syrup. *The manager smiles*

We have a large variety of cold ones in the Akechihop vendor area.

Yusuke

*Drifts slowly towards the smell of delicious pancakes in a hunger trance*
hungery.......

Akechihop

Hello there. Would you like to try our large variety of pancakes? Its a free buffet so enjoy yourself!

Yusuke

Free?! I am immensely grateful for your generosity! I've been living off of muscle drinks for weeks!

Akechihop

Have a glorious time here, and do enjoy your food!

-Reaper-

*enters*

Enigma

I have been sitting here for over 6 hours. I still have no idea what to order.

Akechihop

There is no order, just grab want you want! *Smiles*

Yu-Narukami

AketchIhop is my new favorite restaurant.

Enigma

Oh really? I guess I'll just uhhhh Slorp *the bird takes a bottle of syrup and chugs*