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Fumi_Kanno

Fumi's lab

*Fumi sits next to a chair with a helmet attached* I wonder when new subjects will show up?

HibkiKuze

*Hibki lurks just outside hoping to stop the next innocent victim*

-Reaper-

Strange place....

HibkiKuze

Don't sign her contract. Trust me.

-Reaper-

Not planning to do

Fumi_Kanno

*She wakes up* Time to wait for more subjects.

Cait_Sith

Nya, what is this place?

Fumi_Kanno

Hello. Welcome to my lab. *She sounds bored* Hmm I've never gotten to experiment on a demon. Here sign this contract. *She gives Cait a contract*

Cait_Sith

O... kay? *signs it, still rather confused*

Fumi_Kanno

That contract just states any injuries suffered aren't my fault. Sit in the chair. *She gestures to a chair with a helmet attached*

HibkiKuze

*Hibki wakes up* Cait don't sign it!

Cait_Sith

Gee, that's comforting... *hops up into the chair*

Fumi_Kanno

*She puts the helmet on Cait's head* Just hold still. *She turns on her scanner sending extreme pain through Cait's body* it'll be over soon.

Cait_Sith

*His claws dig into the chair as he screeches in pain*

Fumi_Kanno

OOC: I gotta go

Fumi_Kanno

Almost there and, done. *She turns the machine off* I'll track you down and give you the results later.

Cait_Sith

N-nya... Alright... *gets the heck out of there*

hazama

I'm reminded of the scene with the jacket button in the Triangulum Arc

Fumi_Kanno

Alright the results are in. I just hope she comes back to get them.

Cait_Sith

Nya, busy day... might as well check in with the crazy lady.

Fumi_Kanno

Alright then. One question. Are you gender bent?

Cait_Sith

Not anymore. I hot some help from a pixie to turn me back.

Fumi_Kanno

Okay then. There are still traces of female hormones in your system for know just so you know. Now even though you're a demon you have the heart of a strong human. That probably explains your persona.

Cait_Sith

Yeah. I guess I'm different from most demons, nya... And I guess this Nexus stuff changed me a lot.

Fumi_Kanno

Right the nexus. I need to do atmosphere experiments test the water. Test the food. All sorts of test need to be done. I should also do some tests on a portal that could lead to home worlds

Cait_Sith

A portal leading home, eh? Maybe you could try a method related to demon summoning?

Fumi_Kanno

Yeah! *She pulls out her phone* if I tinker with Nicea's app I could do that. Thanks!

Cait_Sith

No problem, nya! Lemme know how that goes!

Migrant

Um... Hello?

Fumi_Kanno

Welcome to my lab. Here read this and sign it. *She puts out a contract*

Migrant

One moment. *reads the contract. We'll more skims it. *

Fumi_Kanno

*by signing this document you agree that any injuries obtained in this experiment Fumi Kanno is not liable and entirely your choice*

Migrant

.... Injuries?

Fumi_Kanno

It's not dangerous if you listen to instructions. It's more to make the test idiot proof. To avoid another McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit.

Migrant

Ah, in that case... *signs away *

Fumi_Kanno

Perfect. Please sit in the chair. *She gestures to a chair with a helmet attached* then we can start.

Migrant

*goes and sits down in the chair* So this'll scan my brain?

Fumi_Kanno

Yes. Just don't move. *She puts the helmet on @Migrant and starts the machine sending extreme pain through her body*

Migrant

Ah.... Ugh.... M... *struggles mightily to not move! *

Fumi_Kanno

Done! *she turns the machine off* I'll find you at Lablanc later with the results.

Migrant

O... Okay.... I'm gonna... Blow off some steam or something....

Starwaddle

*walks in* I heard there was something about a lab and experiments?

Fumi_Kanno

Yep. Just a body and mind scan. That's about it. *She puts out a contract* Sign this if you want to participate.

Starwaddle

Okay. *Signs the contract* so, what do I have to do?

HibkiKuze

*Hibki runs in* Don't sign!

Fumi_Kanno

Sit in the chair with the helmet attached. Just so you know I'm not liable for any injuries you receive. You really should read before you sign stuff.

Starwaddle

Welp, it's too late, and I could care less about any injuries I get. *Sits in the chair and puts the helmet on*

Fumi_Kanno

Just dont move and you'll be fine. *She turns the machine on sending extreme pain through Star's body*

Starwaddle

Ow, ow, ow ow ow! This is the fifth greatest amount of pain I have ever experienced! *Twitch's for a while before getting used to the pain*

Fumi_Kanno

*She turns off the machine* 5th greatest? Looks like this needs to be more painful. I'll find you in Lablanc later for results.

Starwaddle

Okay...I guess? *Gets up and walks out*

HibkiKuze

Sorry she's a nut job. I've had my turn in the chair as well.

Bgammax

*Gamna wanders in, they aren't smiling, but they seem oddly cheerful*

Haven't seen this place around before. I take it you're new?

Fumi_Kanno

Yes. Would you like a free mind and body scan? All you have to do is sign this contract. *She puts out the contract*

Starwaddle

To be fair, I've had worse. My personal achievement of pain being that time I went swimming in a volcano while the world was ending and enduring five minutes of pain via a supernova.

Bgammax

*glances at the contract, skimming it for the basics, before looking back up to Fumi*
Well that explained my part of the deal, but what's yours? What do you get from this, and what do you give me?

Fumi_Kanno

Information. You find out about any strange things in your body. I get to examine your brain. Win win

Bgammax

*Gamma lets out a sigh of relief*
Research purposes. Finally, something normal. Very well, I guess I don't mind helping with that.
*Gamma quickly signs the contract*

Fumi_Kanno

As you know injuries sustained during the scan aren't my fault. Sit in that chair and put the helmet on.

FemBFMF04

*walks in* Ive heard about this place. I want to understand why I have two things. One. My telepathic powers. Two. Why I like creating machines.

Bgammax

*Gamma walks over to the chair and puts on the helmet, all the while speaking sarcastically*
Yeah yeah, be careful, sit in the chair. Don't electrocute yourself. I got it. Sitting down isn't that hard you know?

Fumi_Kanno

One at a time please. Here read the contract first.

Fumi_Kanno

Sit still. *Fumi turns the machine on sending extreme pain through Gamma's body*

FemBFMF04

Aight. *reads contract* Ive survived some major pain before. *signs it*

HibkiKuze

*Mumbling* Why do they keep signing?

Bgammax

*Gamma flinches at first, but skins sits back up relatively calm, though they seem to be straining some.*

Fumi_Kanno

Almost done. There! *She turns the machine off* Have a nice day I'll show you the results in Lablanc later. Next!

FemBFMF04

Alright. Just strap in, right?

Bgammax

*Gamma slowly gets up out of the chair, they seem a little sore as they turn to leave*
I don't really go to LeBlanc anymore. Is there a better spot for me to find you, or rather a time for me to come back?

Fumi_Kanno

Just come back in 20 minutes. And yes put the helmet on.

FemBFMF04

OK. *puts helmet on*

Bgammax

*Gamma turns to Fumi, somewhat confused as they near the door*
That's.... Awful soon. I'll be busy for a while, so I'll just check in tomorrow. Cool?

Fumi_Kanno

Come whenever. *She starts the machine sending extreme pain through Bona's body* Hold still!

FemBFMF04

*Bona closes her eyes and internally screams*

FemBFMF04

*but still stays still*

Fumi_Kanno

Done! *She turns the machine off.* I'll have the results at Lablanc later.

FemBFMF04

*takes helmet off but passes out*
Kappa: Suddenly appears* Don't worry, I shall bring her to LeBlanc. If she is still asleep, talk to me. *picks up Bona and teleports to LeBlanc*

HibkiKuze

*She leaves as well*

The_Hunter

*enters into the lab*

Alright Doctor. What you want?

Fumi_Kanno

Sign this contract and sit in the chair.

The_Hunter

Alright... BUT DO NOT do anything to make me into a pale pudgy blue alien creature.

*signs the contract and takes a seat*

-Reaper-

*enters*

-Reaper-

*enters*

-Reaper-

OOC: sorry

Fumi_Kanno

I'm just not liable for injury's obtained. *She puts a helmet on Hunter and starts the device sending extreme pain through his body.* Make sure you sit still.

The_Hunter

This is quite relaxing.

*the pain makes his whole body numb*

Wake me up when you're done.

*yawns and begin napping*

-Reaper-

.....

Fumi_Kanno

Done! * She turns it off* Expect your results tomorrow.

-Reaper-

Results?

The_Hunter

*wakes up and gets off the chair completely fine(?)*

Well thank you and I will respawn in LeBlanc about ten second.

*walks his way out of the lab but falls apart into pieces*

Fumi_Kanno

Its a brain and body scan. Quick and painless

-Reaper-

.....

-Reaper-

Any side effects?

The_Hunter

*his dead head said one sentence*

Does this count?!

-Reaper-

I think......

HibkiKuze

*Hibki walks in* Hey the doctor is busy I'll answer questions. Normally there are no side effects. That's why we have the contract. Anything that happens is your fault not hers

-Reaper-

I see.....

Fumi_Kanno

*Fumi sits at her computer* Cmon I need that code.

-Reaper-

Hey doc

Fumi_Kanno

Welcome to my lab. Are you here for a scan? Sign the contract.

-Reaper-

*signs*

The_Hunter

*enters in happy*

Hey doc. What's the results?

Fumi_Kanno

Sit in the chair and put the helmet on.

Hunter you had many different types of DNA. That's all this machine could learn.

-Reaper-

*sits down and puts the helmet on*

The_Hunter

I am a giant petri dish of different genes. Am DAYUM I AM proud of that!

Fumi_Kanno

Hold still. *She turns the machine on sending extreme pain through Reaper's body*

-Reaper-

*tries to ignore the pain*

Fumi_Kanno

Done! *She turns the machine off* I'll have the results tomorrow.

-Reaper-

Alright

-Reaper-

*stands up*

Amami_Neru

*she enters*

Excuse me. Sorry for coming uninvited. You're Dr. Fumi Kanno, right?

Fumi_Kanno

Yes. Sign the contract sit in the chair.

Amami_Neru

H-Huh? I just wanna talk to you. From one nerd to another, you know.

Fumi_Kanno

What's up?

Amami_Neru

*she reaches her hand out*

I'm Amami Neru. A head researcher of the Cross Dimensional Transport division of Fenrir's science branch. Also a captain, but that's less important right now.

Fumi_Kanno

*She shakes her hand* Finally someone of equal intelligence!

Amami_Neru

OOC: There was so much wrong with my sentence but eh

Amami_Neru

You're working on a way out of the Nexus, right? I might be able to help... well... kinda...

Fumi_Kanno

I still need more information on Nicea's demon summing program. After that the portal is as good as done.

Amami_Neru

(sorry for the late respones)

Amami_Neru

Well you see, our technology allowed us a one way trip here, but before that, we were able to take a look into this dimension from ours like a window. If at all possible, I want to help develop that same technology here that'll help me take a look back at my dimension, just to see how it's doing. I have no intention of going back though.

Fumi_Kanno

*Fumi tinkers with a device next to her*

JadetheNecromancer

So i came here, what are you working on?

Fumi_Kanno

I'm just tinkering with a portable teleporter. It works fine but I'm just kicking the bugs out so you don't end up in a wall when you go somewhere.

JadetheNecromancer

I see interesting . Well todas Experiment for me seemed sucessfull.
*He laugh*

These Machines are way diffrent then the Fontech in my World.

Fumi_Kanno

*Fumi warps around the room before going back to her chair* Would you like a free scan? Just sign the contract and sit in the chair.

JadetheNecromancer

Sounds Interesting .
To become from the doctor to the Guinea Pig.
Sure go ahead.

Fumi_Kanno

Alright sit in the chair and don't move.

JadetheNecromancer

Fine then.
*He smirks*

Fumi_Kanno

Do you have any special powers not available to normal humans?

JadetheNecromancer

We have Fonon Magic where I come from.
So yes, I do have strong Magic powers.

Dahlia

excuse me sir... *pulls out a tablet with information on jade* Jade Curtis the necromancer, correct?

Fumi_Kanno

Alright don't move. *She puts the helmet on Jade and starts the machine sending extreme pain through his body*

JadetheNecromancer

*He just smiles from the pain*
This is Actually kinda relaxing.

@Dahlia We are kinda busy here.

Fumi_Kanno

*She turns off the machine* Come back tomorrow for results. *She turns to Dahlia* Do you want a scan?

Dahlia

and so am i... *pulls out a candy from earlier* with a love potion problem, see?

Dahlia

No, not at the moment, miss...

JadetheNecromancer

@Fumi_Kanno I'll just do that. *He walks toward the door*

Fumi_Kanno

Would you like to test another invention for me?

Inari

What's this?

Dahlia

oh no you dont. *pulls jade's jacket* you still gots some expaining to do...

Fumi_Kanno

Welcome to my lab. Would you like a mind and body scan?

Inari

I'm actually immortal so I can't actually die sooooo

sure, why not

JadetheNecromancer

Fine, miss be gentle with me.
Getting so ticked off because of a little prank.
But thanks to you guys I know that the Love Potion drops wofk.
*He smirks*

Fumi_Kanno

Sign the contract sit in the chair.

Dahlia

Is there any way to reverse the effects early?

Inari

*Does the thing*

Fumi_Kanno

Don't move. *She puts the helmet on him and turns on the machine sending extreme pain through his body*

Dahlia

and you call this a "little prank" your "little" prank may bury my friend under a tiger and kill her...

JadetheNecromancer

No way, I haven't made a cure to it.
Like you may read.
One hour and then it wears off.
But you are right, I should do a cure.
Maybe later.

Inari

"Ouch" etc. etc.

Fumi_Kanno

*Fumi warps away and back* That tiger just ordered wine for the both of them. *She starts laughing*

Fumi_Kanno

*Fumi turns the machine off* Come back tomorrow for the results.

Dahlia

I would prefer SOONER rather than later, mr. necromancer.

Inari

*Fast Forward*

JadetheNecromancer

Fine maybe I have something.

*He takes out a bottle*
Only open it and let that Tiger smell it.
It smells horrible, but should do the trick.

Dahlia

*gleefully swipes the bottle* Thank you~!

JadetheNecromancer

*Sighs* Well this still was a good result for the Love Potion experiment .
Also Fumi, what was that with another Invention.

Fumi_Kanno

The chair? Or the other things I was working on?

JadetheNecromancer

The other things I guess.

HibkiKuze

The teleporter works fine. Would you like to test my shrink ray?

HibkiKuze

OOC: God dammit

Fumi_Kanno

Would you like to test the shrink ray?

JadetheNecromancer

Sure, I have nothing else to do so.

Fumi_Kanno

Hold still. *She fires the shrink ray shrinking him down to the size of a rat* It works!

JadetheNecromancer

Well this seems convinient.
Although a high pitch voice don't suit me.

Fumi_Kanno

Now I just set this to grow and *She fires again however the grow feature doesn't work and he get as small as a mouse* Whoops my bad. This should be fixed by tomorrow.

JadetheNecromancer

Nah don't worry about.
Seems It's time to head home and test out,
What I can do in this form.
*He nods at Fumi*

I'll come back tomorrow.
*He opens the door with a spell*

-Reaper-

*walks in* what's my results?

Fumi_Kanno

*There is a sign on the door* "Important and dangerous experiments. Do not Disturb"

-Reaper-

Fine...

-Reaper-

*still waits*

Inari

*Walks in*
What are my results