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*Does a flip out of a fiery portal*

Who the hell is this?
*turns to to glare at Scopion in the face as a malicious mark glows on his helmet*

http://i.imgur.com/FHTh4wG.jpg
{The spirit hides behind Migrant.}

What the hell is with these guys? They aren't Espers but they've got the same power as Claw's 7th Division...
I think a lot of madness has started. Which is probably my cue to leave...
MIGRANT! YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO LEAVE! I ASKED A QUESTION, AND YOU WILL ANSWER!
{The spirit floats in front of Migrant.}

Sorry. You'll be letting the lady go. Unless you want to fight with the strongest spirit alive?
*grabs Scorpion's neck with in-human strenght and throws out as he leaves on his search to brutally kill Satan*
*Looks him up and down*

You look like a clown and you're a fool to boot. You really think you can stand against me? You're funny, clown. Let me speak to the lady at once.
Don't worry, the answer is simple. I don't know who you are, but that guy apparently had a beef with Satan. Or something.
*Scorpion teleports out of his grasp and appears beside him*

I was going to let you live, foul beast, but now you've forced my hand!

*Scorpion impales him with a chain knife and drags him to hell with him*
Ah! You didn't need to do that! I could've dealt with them myself...but it would've been a waste of my supreme powers! You have a good eye, kid!

{The spirit floats beside her, smiling.}

Guess I'll keep an eye on you!
*red and violet aura glows around him as a demon voice yells out*

QUAD DAMAGE BERSERK!

*runs up and viciously kicks Scorpion's ass*
*Teleports behind him*

You genuinely piss me off. You'll get what's coming to you.

*Disappears through a portal*
OOC: Shit wrong account.
(What the hell is happening???????)
OOC: Random bullshit. I honestly have no clue.
{OOC: Even Speedwagon is afraid.}
(Uhhh........I'll come back another time........heh?)
OOC: Yeah, good idea.
*Hibki walks in and sits down* Man it's nice and quiet now. *She gets out a book and starts reading*
*walks in and sits down in a booth*
*The black mist crawls into the cafe and forms a demon*

How are you still here? You're my prisoner, vermin.
*enters*
Answer me, rat. I don't take kindly to being ignored
I don't care.
Eat shit, reaper. You're supposed to be dead. I own your soul.
Not anymore....
Doubtful at best. I killed you. You willingly gave into my will, therefore you'e my property now, vermin.
As i said i don't care...
YOU don't have to care, but I still own it. You may walk the earth, but I still hold your soul.

*Holds out the palm of his hand, where a glowing blue orb sits*

I'd assume you'd want it back, at least...
Whatever....
Heh, the almighty reaper, made a bitch. My endless existence feels so much better. Whatever. So long, meat.

*The black mist leaks out the door*
*He walks out of a grey portal, noticeably with a knife in his left shoulder.*

Help me.
*looks at Kage* What happened to you....
Lots of... weird things. Ended up with a knife in my robotic arm, and my circuits are fucked up.
I can't fix it sorry...
It ain't a problem if ya can't. I'll get it fixed inna while. See ya later.

*He walks out of the cafe.*
*minami walks in and sits down without saying a word*
Hey Minami...
*ken also does the same*
*adachi also does the same*
*akechi does thiiiiio*
*igor does this too*
*mishima is here y'all*
*can you guess what she dooes?*
*looks confused*
OOC: Fuck it, why not.

*A black mist snakes into Leblanc once more, forming the body of Satan. He then proceeds to sits down too.*
*ahahahahhahahhaha fuckos*
*jiggle*
*she runs up and hugs reaper*
Hiya!
OOC: no those are not all my alts....
*hugs back*
Everywhere I go, there's fleshbags and their affection. Disgusting.
@The_Dark_Messiah, I know....how pitiful...
Sooooo...reaper.
How have you been?
I died....
you died...?
*minami looks extremely worried*
Yeah...
....but, I men you are right here..
Join the club Reaper!, How did it feel?
I found a way to get back...
*looks at Kensuke* Peaceful i think...
A way to get back, my ass...

*Takes a swig of a very large glass of beer*
Fuck off...
*Chuckles*

Seems I hit a nerve. Good.
*minami looks relieved*
I'm glad you came back....
@The_Dark_Messiah.....look at you....how anticlimactic...
*Turns angrily toward Minami*

Hold your tongue, bitch, before I rip it out.
*She walks out of a grey portal.*

What a nuisance..
You better watch your back knave! *ken glares at @The_Dark_Messiah*
You are nothing but a powerless husk.
*adachi laughs and looks at satan*
Please....you believe you could defeat the inhabitants of this plane.
I must say, out of all the bitches and whores, you are starting to place among my favorites
Powerless husk? Hilarious. And you're just meat for the butcher.
@Kuroumi, yo! Sorry I'm a bit busy with this idiot at the moment.
@The_Dark_Messiah You are just another idiot who believes they hold unimaginable power, among all the entities and deities I have slaughtered, I wouldn't even bother with you unless forced!
Hi Kuro..
*Rolls his eyes and sighs*

Yet another meatbag who thinks too highly of his place in the world. Leave me fleshling, before I tear you limb from limb for your insolence.
*Minami decides to dress up as a mafioso and begins to take orders*
Hello Lady Kuro!
@everyone, would you like to order a drink or what!
*looks at Minami* Coffee.
Green tea, 3 sugars Minami.

*She takes a seat in a booth and relaxes.*
*Ken bursts out laughing and bends over, slapping his thigh*
My- Oh what a fool you are....please, for the sake of the other inhabitants I am willing to create another dimension where we shall take our battle!
*Walks in normally, the knife from before gone.*

I'm guessin' random shit's happenin'.
*Sneers in disgust*

I will not stoop to your lowly hide, human. This is your last warning.
Yeah.
Alas for now, Mina gimmie a Double Shot espresso.
Looks like the knife is gone....
Yeah, but I still need to fix my arm up. I'll get that fixed tomorrow though, I needta relax.
I see..
*Ken is in his normal form and sits next to kuro*
*minami gives out drinks then sits next to Reaper, sporting a cocktail*
So, how are you feeling?
Great.
How are you kuro?
That's good to hear, if you don't mind...how did you die?
Same old work. I never get tired of it though.
Satan killed me.
*Interjects into Minami's conversation*

I killed him. He asked me to.

*A wide grin forms on his face*
This *ken chuckles* little bitch, actually got the better of someone....I suppose you are another...weaker being.
If you are referring to me, I don't appreciate your tone. If otherwise, I'd find you hilarious.
You know what Satan, I feel we got off on the wrong foot! How about we call it quits and restart buddy!
Sure, why not. I'm all about second chances. I am Lucifer, you may call me Satan if you wish. And you are...?
I know who you are...we have known each other for a very very long time!
MY name is Kensuke Kurosaki! I am the current guardian of this place, shall you oppose the protection of this nexus I shall imprison you within moments, however I hope that is not necessary. Also please leave my sister *he points to @MinamiKurosaki* out of this. As long as you do not attempt to collapse the nexus we are ok, I shall not intervene if you try to kill everyone or something though.
*mina hugs onto Reaper worried*
You asked him to kill you.....why?
I wanted to die at that moment....
You wanted to die? For what reason?
Yeah...I mean you came back and you ain't dead now...what changed?
My friends saved me...
*looks at Kage* Because of shame
*mina looks down*
You're not going to go again....right?
I'm not planning...
*minami looks very relieved*
Ok....don't you dare go leaving me behind ok
I won't.
*she lets go of reaper, hiding a slight tear in her eye behind her sleeve and wiping it off. She smiles at Reaper*
Ok then....
*takes a sip*
Believe me, I have no plans of collapsing the nexus. Maybe.

*Grins*
Riddle me this, Reaper. How did your friends save you? They did not come into possession of your soul, and they didn't finish their side of the bargain.
Nana warped me out.
Reaper, i can make you immortal....for a price!
Then you are just a corpse, empty, Hmm, seems fitting for one of your occupation.
Price?
I simply want...devotion...
Devotion....
Yes, not even a bound...You will not be forced to obey. I just want loyalty..
Loyalty to humans is a sign of the weak.
Hm...
I am not a human though, am I !?!
I have to think about this...
Not many of us are even human. I take that slightly as an insult Satan.
[Yang]: *she walks in, but her eyes seem lifeless. She sits down in a booth, curling up into herself*
*looks at Yang* Are you okay?
[Yang]: I sold my soul last night, what do you think, Reaper...?
I wasn't here..
Thank you kuro, *ken grins as he gets himself another drink*
[Yang]: *she looks like she wants to cry* D-Do you think.... He'll be okay...?
He will be okay....
Ahh, the great Yang. Shiza lives another day...sadly...
Sadly? Shiza's a friend, and Yang's companion. It's good that he is lives.
[Yang]: .......
[Yang]: ...He will win..... Even if it is false hope, I'm going to keep holding onto it....
*Lets out a deep breath*

If only he would DIE QUICKER...
*Hillock enters, a tired expresion on his face*
Hello...
*yawns* hello...
Hi Dahlia!
*She waves at Hillock.*

Hey. You look tired. I'm guessing a lot of work?
Hey reaper. How are you?
Ah the cat man and the sassy meatbag. Welcome.
I'm doing good.
[Yang]: ... *she lets a couple of tears fall, curling in on herself more* ........
*yawn* well... I got to regain my body... I worked a lot yesterday, I didn't slept...
Hello Kuroumi... *Sits near her*
Coffee please...
*goes over to comfort yang* dont worry yang... it will me ok... we'll save everyone...
Ooc: be ok*
Remember Yang, if he dies, you get to join him. You should be happy. Smile.

*He raises her chin with his extended finger*
[Yang]: *she looks up at Satan, weakly smiling* Y-You're...right...
*with a cross look, pulls out a cross from her bag* outa the house, ya jerk!
*Hibki looks up from her book* oh. Damn I really get oblivious sometimes. Sorrry.
OOH! SCARY! Next you'll be throwing holy water at me and start reading bible verses.
You know what? Good idea. *starts throwing a buch of holy water at satan*
Ahh! *Hibki ducks down and makes a finger cross*
*Hyllock enters, a tired expresion crossing her face*
Hello...
*Pats Hillock's head softly.*

At least you got your normal form back. I'm happy about that.
*Sighs in response to the water onslaught*

You're pathetic, you know that?

*Pushes Dahlia lightly, causing her to fall off her feet*
Wait a minute, why are there two Hillocks?
*she stumbles a bit... but gets back on her feet* can you at least TRY to humor us and leave already?
*Smirks*

And why would I do that?
*He smiles*
Thanks Kuroumi...
*He doesn't notice Hyllock*
Ahhhhg... I'm so tired...
Hi Kuroumi...
*She sits at the other side of Kuroumi, not noticing Hillock*
Maybe you have some business in hell and bothering us is just wasting your time?
*She stops patting Hillock and stares at the two near her.*

What the...?
Coffee please!
*Hyllock screams*
Two Hillocks?
[Yang]: *she looks back down* Dahlia... It's no use.... Just stop, please.... I don't want you getting hurt next...
Me too, please!
*Hillock says, lifting his hand*
*pours her some coffee*
*pours some coffee him*
Business in Hell? No, meat, I'm stuck here. Get used to me.
Its ok yang... if i do get hurt, i can heal it off. I can probably heal Caesar's wounds if he has any.
*poofs in* NEED A HOT COCOA PLZ
Thank you!
*She starts sipping from the coffee cup*
*ken wakes up*
If you are stuck in the nexus, can you at least go somewhere else please?
Thanks...
*He starts sipping his coffee cup*
Sure bona, coming right up. *pours* here ya go.
Kensuke so are you saying you can make me immortal?
There's two... of you... Huh. That's kinda odd.
It is.
Thanks dahlia. *drinks it* Hey gals.
@Dahlia
Now why would I do that? I love this place. Very homey. Also, I enjoy causing you suffering.
Uh? What do you mean, Kuroumi?
*He looks at her*
Yeah, two Hillocks? That's a good joke!
*She looks at her*
*He jumps back, surprised*
WHA!
Well, this is awkward.
*She jumps back too*
WHA!
Hey. Is the gender swap over yet?
It soul've been a week since then, hibiki. So... yea.
It's supposed to be...
I haven't slept for a while so I just need to take a nap right?
W-Who are you?!
*He tales his gun out, pointing at Hyll*
Oh yeah, it should be over. I haven't been sleeping due to those deaths..
Don't shoot....
That's what I should ask you!
*Lifts her arms in panic*
Well night! *Hibki falls asleep for her nap. Meanwhile Byakko pops up to talk*
Calm down, both of you.
...
*He stays still for some time*
*Of course I wont move, someone is pointing a gun on me!*
Yeah, I think I'll be a dude for a bit. Night! *falls asleep and kappa in her Bona form shows up*
Oh yeah.. i should feed flik now... *pours some curry in flik's bowl and nudges him awake* flik? Sorry if you overslept again... i did too... anyway, breakfast is ready. Eat up.
*Satan leans back in his chair and puts his feet up*

So Dahlia, what am I going to do with you...?
... who are you?
*He grips the gun thighter*
Hey gals, what's going on?
[Yang]: *she appears to be deep in thought...*
Byakko: What's up people?
T-The name is Hillock!
*Looks at both Hillock and Hyllock.*

Identity scan.
What?! No, I'm Hillock
I think you were talking to that ken guy earlier while i was asleep? Why not keep talkin to em?
Hey Bya! Ya getting better at your swimming?
Nu uh, I'm Hillock, obviusly
Imposible, you can't be Hillock if I'm Hillock
Same goes for you!
.... Both of you are the same. Only slight differences. That's fuckin' creepy..
Eh?!
*She looks at Kage in disbelief*
Byakko: Not really. This one *She gestures to Hibki* Doesn't go to the beach much.
Eh?!
*Same goes for Hill*
Well if you want, Bona could build you a pool.
Byakko: Maybe another time. Hibki is still waiting on the video game insertion device.
Yeah, Bona is actually really close to finishing it! Probably by the end of the week!
*He looks at Hyll, analizing her*
Nice! I can't wait to use it too.
It's true. This is kinda hard to explain if both of you say you're the same person though...
[Yang]: Can I... just have some water, please...
E-Eh?
*She blushes a bit due to Hillock's stare*
S-Stop... what are you doing?
*Hibki wakes up* It worked! I'm a dude again!
Well I mean when she-or he is he wakes up as a guy again-uses it, technically you use it.
OOC: actually back again
Yes reaper, I can make you immortal......
Hm... I do sense myself... but that's imposible...
Nice to see you as a guy again, hibiki!
Hey, so it worked! *kappa turns back into a guy, and Bona wakes up as a guy in male clothes* Hey, what do ya know! I'm back to normal!
Hibki: Hey Byakko.

Byakko: it worked! I like different games than Hibki does.
I-I do too...
N-Now stop looking at me...
Ara~ You two have met, this is new.

*appears behind Hyll and hugs her*
[Yang]: ...water, please... *she seems really out of it....
Y-Yeah, sorry...
*He puts his gun on the belt again*
Hey nana. Thanks again for helping us!
(Forgot the last asterisk oops)
K-Kyaa!
*She jumps when Nana hugs her*
Sure thing yang. *pours her a glass of water* there ya go.
N-Nana?!
*looks at Kensuke* Make me immortal then.
*pours yang a glass of water* here. Dont worry, we'll be fine.
Hibki: I need to change. *Hibki is still in her outfit from when he was a girl* This is kinda awkward.

Byakko: and hard to look at.
Ooc: and yes this is my new prof pic.
Yeah, somehow I went back into my normal clothes. I wonder if star is back to her normal self again?
I'm gettin' more confused every second. I'm leavin'.

*Walks out of the cafe.*
Hello~
*appears behind Hill, taking Hyll with her, wrapping an arm around each*
Seems I'm not the only one who came from the temple.
W-What do you mean Nana?! Do you know her?!
[Yang]: *she takes a sip of her water* Thank you....
N-Nana, what are you doing? Do you know him?!
oh well this outfit is still comfy as a guy. Maybe I should get a wig?
Yeah, I wonder if star isn't a succubus anymore.
Of course, you're alternate versions of each other, I've met both of you at my temple.
Flik? You awake?
If she slept, yes.
...
*Procesing info...*
...
*Searching data base*
...
What?
Yeah, but she hasn't shown up in a while. Imma ask jokes if he's seen her.
...
Sorry, I don't get it
Should I change so I'm not in female clothes?
Yeah... go ahead.
[Yang]: ...... *her breathing seems to speed up*
Uh yang? What's wrong?
Ufufu, don't you guys worry, just know that I know you.
[Yang]: B-Bona... Wh-Why is... Everything spinning...?!
Reaper....come with me..*he leaves leblanc to a new thread*
*Hibki gathers the dragon stream energy around himself and when it dissipates he's back in his normal hoodie and jeans* I love this power.
Ummm. OK. Breathe slowly. Your probably dizzy.
Uh...
So he is me, you say?
*sigh* looks like that... me
Hm...
I mean, you have the same looks I had as a male... and I still remember the time I was...
Hm... I don't have your personality, though
Hm... sure, I remember this weeks too, but this time I'm male again
[Yang]: *she begins hyperventilating and trembling... She's having a panic attack!* P-Please...! D-Don't leave me...! *she looks like she's having a 'Nam flashback*
Yang chill. Your freaking out. *attempts to comfort yang*
*sigh*
Welp... now we are two Hillocks...
Is that a problem?
Ooc: insert obligatory *you're post here
*Hibki runs up* Whoa what's happening Yang?
Dont worry yang... it will be ok.
[Yang]: *she snaps out of it* Wh-what...? What.....happened...?
You were having a panic attack. I think.
You we're fraking out for a second... dont worry though... *hugs yang* we'll be there for you...
*Joker walks in*
What the hell is going on?!
Yeah, we're youre buds. *also hugs yang*
Oh, hello Joke-
*He blushes suddenly*
Oh, Hey jokes. But you seem mad. What's wrong?
[Yang]: A panic attack...? Oh.... *she looks down* S-Summer....
Oh, hi, Joker!
*She waves his hand*
I'm not mad, I'm just surprised to see two Hillocks and Yang hyperventilating on the floor
Summer? What about it?