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FemBFMF04
Ooc:once again, the page before the posts
FemBFMF04
Wait no one pays here? Then I've been giving people tips this entire time? Huh.
Dahlia
Dont worry... its on the house! *pours bowls for bona and mig* here!
FemBFMF04
Thanks dahlia. *eats it*huh.thecurry here is really good.
Dahlia
Thanks... it means a lot for me to hear that...
FemBFMF04
But yeah, SANS AND PAPYRUS ARE IN THE NEXUS!? *fangirling noises*
Migrant
I guess....?

Honestly last night I was kinda distracted trying to cheer up Joker and ending up just making us both feel worse...
Serina_Leaf
~Opens the door carrying bags of groceries and sighs, turning and closing the door behind myself~

"Nazuna I got the ingredients you request--...W-Where am I! This isn't my cafe..! I swear it was though...Outside...the sign..."

~Standing in the door is a short blue haired girl, looking incredibly confused. She's adorned in a white jacket and skirt school uniform with black trim and stockings..~

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"Geh..! And there are people here too...gosh this is embarrassing..."
FemBFMF04
You don't know how HYPED I Am to hear that! I absolutely ADORED undertale!
Migrant
Um..... hello there, miss. *waves to the person at the door*

You seem to have stumbled upon the Nexus. It's a long story.... want some curry?
Dahlia
Oh... hello there. Welcome to cafe leblanc. Who might you be?
FemBFMF04
Uh, are you lost?
-Reaper-
Seems like...
Serina_Leaf
"I-I am not lost! My...My cafe just moved! This is a trick! It has to be! Haha guys get my cafe back to normal will you!"

~I put down my bags and cross my arms, standing straight to be as tall and intimidating as possible~

"Nexus. Haha. Seriously. Joke can stop now please!"
-Reaper-
It's not a joke....
FemBFMF04
Sorry, but it's not a joke. It's reality.
Dahlia
Um... this isnt a joke... hey, want some curry?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she walks in, covered in a black sludge-like substance, a black wolf head with a bone mask clutched in her right hand* Hey, I'm back from bounty hunting...
FemBFMF04
Hey yang-Woah. You look awesome!
Dahlia
Oh, hi yang. Guess whos back?
FemBFMF04
But you should probably take a bath or something. Your covered in goop.
Dahlia
Well... if the lady with blue hair needed more proof that this is no joke... here it is...
FemBFMF04
Ooc: insert super Mario sunshine joke here
Serina_Leaf
"Geh seriously? Bringing a Dusk Monster's head into town! What even?"

~I cross my arms and shake my head in annoyance~

"A-And what do you mean it's not a joke! Its not like opening a door sends people to different places!"
Dahlia
Who even are you? You never told us your name...
-Reaper-
I'm gonna call her blue hair....
FemBFMF04
Look, sometimes, when people go somewhere, they get teleporter to the nexus. It's not a joke.
AkariSuzumoto
I appeared here through a door...
I did just now too.
FemBFMF04
Ooc: teleported not teleporter
FemBFMF04
Ummm akari you've been in the nexus for a while now.
Dahlia
Thats right... sans and papyrus were trying to go to an above ground branch of grillby's and got sucked into here... its likely the same with her and where she's from!
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she drops the beowolf head in the trash, groaning* I hate Grimm.... *she starts to head out* Sorry for leaving so soon, but I'll be right back... I'm gonna go to a bath house.... *she leaves*
AkariSuzumoto
Well yeah, but I still end up places without thinking about it.
Serina_Leaf
~I shake my head vehemently and sigh~

"This is ridiculous..why me...uhg...My name? Hmph! How could you not know an S Rank like me!"
FemBFMF04
Yeah, we have absolutely no idea who you are.
Dahlia
S rank? S rank what?
FemBFMF04
But it HAVE to meet them!
Migrant
*sighs* It's part of how this place works. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person here who actually came from here.

The Nexus draws in people, places, and, sadly, dangers from basically any world that does or could exist. You just so happened to get unlucky and ended up here.
AkariSuzumoto
S Rank? Are you a tennis player, Miss?
-Reaper-
S rank?
-Vegeta-
*enters* Anyone here?
Dahlia
Hello?
Serina_Leaf
"Geh....I'm Serina Leaf, an S Rank Disciple. I assist Wake Archus, God's Gift, in the extermination of Dusk Circles."

~I out my hands on my hips with authority~

"I-I'm strong, don't look down on me! I'm warning ya!"
Migrant
Yes, a number of us are here.
FemBFMF04
OK, I have no idea what any of that means.
FemBFMF04
Either way, nice to meet you. Names Bona. *puts her hand out for a handshake*
Migrant
*Smiles at Serina*

Migrant. Don't ask for any other name, I don't have one it seems.

I just try and protect this place... I guess selfishly based on what my Shadow said, but.... I'm sure nobody complains about being protected selfishly.
FemJokerboi
*Joker appears, hands in pockets, from the shadows*
Hello everyone....
Dahlia
Oh... hello then Serina. Wait... Dusk Circles? What are those?
Dahlia
Anyway i'm Dahlia. Its nice to meet youa.
Dahlia
Ugh.. i have quite a bad hangover... i meant its nice to meet you...
Dahlia
Oh... hey joker...
FemJokerboi
Hello Dahlia
FemBFMF04
Hey jokes. Ya feeling better from yesterday?
Dahlia
Good news... reaper's back.
Serina_Leaf
"You guys don't know what Dusk Circles are..? They only terrorize the whole planet..."

~I sigh and shakes Bona's hand reluctantly and look around~

"So where am I? Nexus? An odd name for a cafe...sounds like a Bar or Club name..."
AkariSuzumoto
Huh. You're a strange person, Serina-san. But I am too.
-Reaper-
Too strange...
Dahlia
No... this is cafe leblanc, one of many places from within the nexus... our specialty is curry.
FemBFMF04
No. Youre in a world called the nexus. The cafe is called LeBlanc.
Migrant
O-oh.... hi Joker.

*looks at Serina again*

No, no. The Nexus is this world. This cafe is called LeBlanc.

All kinds of things exist in the nexus, like I said. There's basically all of Tokyo, Twilight Town is near here, as is this place called Radiant Garden, Norway and Hawaii exist for some reason, and apparently Tartarus, the TV World, and Mementos all exist simultaneously.

Just to name a few things.
FemJokerboi
I'm doing better.... still reflecting.....
I see a new face....
FemJokerboi
Met Miggy~ How are You?
*Sits down next to her*
Serina_Leaf
"N-name of the world..!? Thats crazy! Ive never heard of ant of those places..!"
Migrant
Hey Joker, I might know something that could get your mind off of.... all that.

Why don't the two of us go out someplace different maybe.... Tuesday? After all this stuff with my Shadow blows over?
FemJokerboi
*Joker Looks at her*
O-ok.... is it something bad?
FemBFMF04
Hey jokes, has anyone returned to their original genders yet?
AkariSuzumoto
I wonder if Aitome-chan returned to normal.
Migrant
I know Aigis has.... well besides when she sneezes. It's weird.

And it shouldn't be bad... hey, I'll even let you pick out the place if you want. It can be our way of getting both our mind's off things.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Walks in*
Crowded....
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
I actually know a place..... it's very nice....
FemBFMF04
Hey Shinji.
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome slams the door open, however the suit he is wearing is in shreads, but he does have a cracked mask with 1 and a half horns on the sides

What's up? I heard my name and started running here.
Dahlia
Yeah, she is. Joker, this is Serina. Serina, this is joker...
Akamoto_Shinji
Yo.... Ok, can someone explain to me why I come back to the Nexus and EVERYONE is a girl?
AkariSuzumoto
Were you fighting again, Aitome-chan...?
Migrant
Well then we can go there. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
FemBFMF04
Yeah, for some reason people swapped genders, starting...thursday?
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
You're being quite ominous Miggy.... I'm a little worried
FemBFMF04
Also akari, that answers your question.
Dahlia
Anyway... i exausted myself last night so i tink ill go to sleep a bit early... night guys...
FemBFMF04
Night dahlia.
AkariSuzumoto
Yeah, but... fighting... And bye Miss Dahlia.
Aitome_Korichi
@AkariSuzumoto

Hm? No I haven't been in any fights, why do you ask?
Akamoto_Shinji
*Notices Serina_Leaf*
Who's the Loli?
Migrant
Oh please, I'm sure whatever it is it'll be fun. *laughs a bit*

I guess I've been a bit down in the ominous lately. I really do need a break to change that.

... Say, I've been thinking of getting a new place.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Really? Why?
FemBFMF04
I could build you one mig.
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
Your clothes are ripped and stuff...

@Akamoto_Shinji
What's a loli?
Aitome_Korichi
My clothes?

*Aitome then checks his clothes, and true enough they are all cut up,

What the.... I don't even remember having a suit like this... hmm... and what's this mask on my face? Doesn't Heart Stealer have a mask?

@JokerBoi

Hey! Do you know anything about your clothes changing and a mask?
Akamoto_Shinji
Loli, it's a female body type, Small, flat, prepubescent looking. Usually denotes a child, but a lot of time, Loli's are just older than they look.
FemJokerboi
@Aitome_Korichi
You awakened to your persona, congratulations
Migrant
Well I think there's better value to space opportunities out there.

And, well, if I'm staying here then I may as well stay somewhere I like more than some dreary apartment in the city.

Besides, maybe there's room for.... two.
Akamoto_Shinji
Why does everyone insist on sleeping in the cafe? There's a perfectly good Hotel/Inn thing nearby.
Serina_Leaf
~I turn bright red and my brow furrows, anger brewing within me at Shinji's comments~

"Y-You there..."
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
Oh... So it's just an outfit? You look wicked cool then!

@Akamoto_Shinji
Oh. So I'm a loli too.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
*Shocked*
A-are you saying.....
imthefakekalib
(Someone opens the door to the cafe.)

DID SOMEONE SAY LOLIS?! I LOVE THOSE THINGS! BAHAHAHAH!

(Someone closes the door to the cafe and leaves.)
Aitome_Korichi
@FemJokerboi

Persona? Ah I remember now, suprised I only noticed now! Guess you are good for something Heart Stealer!

@Akari

Looks like it! How have you been anyways? Are you eating well?

@Shinji

*Aitome then gives Sjinji a dirty look at the word "Loli"
AkariSuzumoto
...What a weird guy.
Ryoma
*samurai in red and white with a katana strapped on his left side enters in*

This is quite calming. Reminds me of the tea shops Sakura always drags me into.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yeah Kid?
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
Bona-chan made me hamburger steak. *Smiles* But I haven't had anything since then.
AkariSuzumoto
More people in armor. This is like the cartoons I watched at home.
Migrant
Well... only if you want to, of course....

*blinks at the fake Kalib*

I fee like there's mad science involved in that somehow...
FemBFMF04
Woah, that's cool aito. For some reason, my outfit only shows up in mementos, the TV world, places like that.
Serina_Leaf
"K-Kid..!?"

~I growl with anger and look down physically trembling~

"You...you......"
Ryoma
Cartoons? I do wear this no matter what weather Hoshido is.
Akamoto_Shinji
Hm? What's with the look Aito?
Akamoto_Shinji
Ok, you don't like being called a kid? Gotcha Squirt.
AkariSuzumoto
Ohh. I only have one set of clothes too.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
I would be happy to. Let's do it!
But for now, I gotta go do some shit, so I gotta bounce.
Later people!
*Joker exits through the shadows, looking rather joyful*
FemBFMF04
Bye jokes!
FemBFMF04
OK.
FemBFMF04
Ooc: that OK was to mig
Migrant
Well.... heh.... that went well. *grins as Joker leaves*
Aitome_Korichi
@Akamoto_Shinji

Nothing.... just watch what your saying

@Akari

You need to eat! Honestly! How are you not starving! I know there is some curry here..

*Aitome then gets up and whips up a batch of curry before handing it to Akari

Eat okay? You gotta grow!
Akamoto_Shinji
Hm? What's wrong with the word Loli? It's a classification of body type.....
AkariSuzumoto
I eat bread and stuff with the loose change I find...

Wow, Aitome-chan can make curry? That's wicked! *Happily and quickly eats the curry*
Aitome_Korichi
@Migrant

Hey Black Mask, remember that time in that alley way next to Leblanc with Heart Stealer? Perhaps you should tell Sjinji here what happened!
Serina_Leaf
"S-Squirt..!?!?"

~begins tapping foot rapidly and growls louder, face turning deeper hues of red, steam seeming to blow from my ears~
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *walks back in, practically sparkling clean* I'm back~! *she sits down in a booth*
AkariSuzumoto
Wow, shiny person...
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she smiles and waves at Akari*
AkariSuzumoto
Hi. *Waves back and smiles*
Aitome_Korichi
@AkariSuzumoto

Hehe, im sure I could make anything for you Akari-chan! Still though, you need vegetables, you cant live on bread alone.
Migrant
In the alley....? You mean the clock?
Akamoto_Shinji
Hehehe.... I'mma like you, What's your name?
*Pets Serina on the head*
Ryoma
Well no dice on finding my brother Takumi...

*he shrugs and walks out*
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: So, what's been happening, huh guys? I miss anything important, or...?
The_Dark_Messiah
*A black mist snakes into the cafe, forming Satan himself*

Hello meat. What is new?
AkariSuzumoto
When I was home my mom fixed vegetables a lot, but now I don't get to eat them much anymore.

Curry is a lot yummier than bread!
AkariSuzumoto
Hi scary person. They have meat to eat here.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she looks down, scowling and avoiding eye contact with Satan*
Serina_Leaf
~In a fit of anger I grab @Akamoto_Shinji's hand from atop my head and yanks it down sharply whilst I bring my knee up, piercing into his groin~

"Y-You big JERK!!!!"
The_Dark_Messiah
Meat was an insult, mortal. I believe you misunderstood.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Tsugumi-Chan
Aww...is the mistress afraid of little old me? Do not worry, he is soon to be gone now. It won't be long before I end the only opposition I have...
AkariSuzumoto
Oh. I don't wanna be meat though.
Akamoto_Shinji
Gh!
*Knees buckle a little, but stays standing with a trolling grin*
Ah.... You're one of those huh? Haha....
Aitome_Korichi
@Migrant

Don't play dumb with me Black Mask... This is the one memory that I still have of you! Remember the red eyes?,

@Akari

If you need food just find me okay? You need to have proper nutrition!
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
If you do not want to be meat, then do not be human. Easier said than done, I know, but perhaps I can help you do just that...
FemBFMF04
Hey again yang
Serina_Leaf
~with disturbing strength I fling him over my shoulder into the floor~

"I HATE YOU!"
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps behind her mid throw and leans on her head*
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, Ain't gonna happen.
imtherealklib
*Kalib yawns as he walks into the cafe.*

The hell is going on?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: He's not going to lose.... *she looks at Satan, eyes red and glowing* If you feel like he's done for, you might as well kill me right here and now. *she stands up* I'm not giving up in him...!
Serina_Leaf
~stamps foot angrily and tries to grapple @Akamoto_Shinji~

"Ggghhhhh!!!"
The_Dark_Messiah
@Tsugumi-Chan
*His height grows two-fold with a menacing smirk on his face*

Is that a challenge?
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps out of the grapple, right in front of her*
How tall are you anyway? Hmm I'd say... you're about 8cm taller than Mother....
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she scowls* Bite me, demon scum. *she sticks her tongue out at him, insultingly*
Migrant
Huh? Oh, hey Kalib. I think Satan is offering to kill people. By the way, woulud you be able to forward a message for me?

*looks at Ai* OH the shopping trip! Why would Shinji need to know that?

imtherealklib
*Kalib shakes his head.*

Shinji...why are you picking on that lady?
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
I will. You're so nice Aitome-chan. *Smiles*

@The_Dark_Messiah
What happens if I'm not human anymore?
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan dissipates into a mist, flowing around the room as if searching for something. He reforms and sits down in a chair, putting his feet up*

You meatbags are strange. None of you are ever diplomatic. You always have to fight each other. Maybe if you actually stopped to think, you would be able to avoid conflict.
Serina_Leaf
~I stamp my foot again and point my finger~

"Shut it you useless idiot! Don't make me fight you!"
Akamoto_Shinji
Heyo K' Just pokin' a little fun that's all, she's the type to react comedically when teased.
Pancake_Knight
@Migrant

What shopping trip? I meant... ugh nevermind....

@Akari

Daw! Your too cute!

*Aitome then hugs Akari from over the counter
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
When you aren't human anymore...Well, if you wish to be something that is not of flesh and blood, like a demon per se, you become one of the most powerful beings in the nexus, besides gods. Is that what you wish for, or are you thinking of something else?
imtherealklib
Huh? Satan? Neat.

*He sighs.*

Message? What's up?
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: @Pancake_Knight

Kek wrong account. Get exposed.
Aitome_Korichi
Ooc: giving up

@Migrant

What shopping trip? I meant... ugh nevermind....

@Akari

Daw! Your too cute!

*Aitome then hugs Akari from over the counter
Akamoto_Shinji
Trust me, A fight between you and me is something you don't want.....
It would be short... Shorter than Lavenza, and THAT's short/
The_Dark_Messiah
@imtherealklib
Yes, I'm Satan. Who's asking? Oh, right, you're the one who's friends with that failed pyromancer. How's he holding up after what I put him through? Still sane I hope, seeing as he had so much potential...
imtherealklib
Ah.....just fun you say....

*Kalib walks over to Serina and lowers his voice so only she can hear.*

"He can't teleport if you pin him. Have fun getting revenge. Heh."

*Kalib walks over to a seat while whistling innocently.*
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she growls at Satan, crossing her arms and looking away* Go to heaven... Stupid demon....
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
*Blushes* Not...

@The_Dark_Messiah
I don't really want power or anything like that. I just want to smile as much as I can and be happy with my friends.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Chuckles heartily*

I see why Shiza loves you. You're very fiery and passionate. It doesn't work on me. He'll be mine soon nonetheless. Perhaps I'll let you join him...

*Wicked cackle*
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
*Puts his head down in disappointment*

That's too bad. Oh well, as long as someone's happy, I'll be able to make them miserable...
Migrant
You are a cruel person, Kalib.

*Moves to sit down by him*

So.... how's GYM?
AkariSuzumoto
Don't be mean, scary guy...
imtherealklib
You say cruel, I say clever.

*He looks over to her.*

GYM is fine! I should probably see about getting the building reinforced though...because we tend to break buildings on accident a lot. Why do you ask?
The_Dark_Messiah
My name is Satan, little girl, and you will address me as so. If not, then Lucifer will do nicely. If you'd like me to not be mean, then I apologize as I cannot follow that request.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Damn you... *she walks up to Satan, as if opposing him* He's not gonna lose to the likes of you!! *she starts to cry in frustration and anger, her eyes glowing red* He won't lose...! He's going to succeed..! *she murmurs to herself* ...right?
Migrant
Nothing... just been thinking about that night still...
AkariSuzumoto
Can you not hurt my friends then...?
The_Dark_Messiah
Oh poor Yang, you have yet to learn. You deceive yourself with the lies and hope you carry, when you know full well the reality and the truth you hide from. Shiza WILL lose. He is meat, and meat cannot oppose me. I only give you one option. When he dies, you may join him in oblivion, no strings attached. It's up to you...
Akamoto_Shinji
So seriously? What's so bad about loli's, Mig? Aito?
imtherealklib
*Kalib looks down.*

I was holding back...I won't lie...

*He looks back to her with a sad expression.*

I didn't want you to feel useless anymore! And you really are strong! So please, let me help you okay?

*He looks down again.*

And sorry about Em....he's been kinda terse lately...
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
Sure, sure, fine. You're friends will live out the rest of their mortal days unharmed. That is, until they die. Their souls will be mine.

*An evil grin spreads across his face*
The_Dark_Messiah
The one they call Klib, it is a perilous choice to ignore the very thing you fear in death. Perhaps you wish for it to be sooner...
Migrant
Honestly Em eventually offered to help me, but... I dunno it felt like I wasn't learning anything except how little I can do to change the momentum....

But, also... everyone keeps teling me I have such potential.... it's getting a little weird. Like... universe is trying to tell me something weird.

Even Ver was saying I apparently scanned near-metahuman or something?
AkariSuzumoto
Don't steal their souls, please... *Tears well up in her eyes*
imtherealklib
*Kalib snaps to attention.*

Shit sorry Satan! And Iggy is fine, I think even you'd sweat in the presence of his flames!

*Kalib perks up at the mention of Ver.*

The Doc said that? He's usually on the money!
The_Dark_Messiah
It is not stealing if they are already my property. You don't understand this, girl, but there is no heaven. Only pain and suffering await when you die, especially if you end up crossing me during your time alive.
Migrant
Well honestly I've been meaning to ask him more about that. Since it's not every day a doctor claims you're near-metahuman.

I'm not even sure what he was scanning, or when.
The_Dark_Messiah
@imtherealklib
It was because of me he ended up with those powers. I fueled his anger, causing him to rise to his true potential. It's what I promised him, after all. Even then, I doubt his power could rival my own.
AkariSuzumoto
Then... If you're my friend, you won't be mean, Mister Satan?
imtherealklib
Pfft. You talk quite the talk Satan...but just know this...

*Kalib's face grows dark.*

I don't take kindly to gods fucking around with my friends.

*He smiles before looking back to Mig.*

The answer is everything and all the time. But as for the meta-human thing...I'm not sure?
Akamoto_Shinji
*Sigh*
I ain't gonna get an answer... am I?
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome draws his sword and stands next to Akari-chan

If you got a problem with Akari, you got a problem with me! So I suggest you keep your hands off her!
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome then looks at Sjinji

I don't think that's a nice word, that's all.
Migrant
*Looks to Shinji* I'm not sure what's so bad about Lois.... but I know in that alley Ai got possessed by his Persona and... nearly killed Joker and me. Probably would have tried to had Arsene not stepped in and explained what happened to us.

*looks back at Kalib* You don't know...? That's.... kinda concerning, actually.... now I'm even more curious.
Akamoto_Shinji
Sure... Ok... I guess, to each their own....

*The Illusion Fades*
AkariSuzumoto
*stands behind Aitome-chan*

I don't want you to hurt when you die...
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she looks down* ...if... If he dies... will my death.... be as painful or painless as his...?
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
I...suppose. I've never had a "friend". Only servants to do my will.
imtherealklib
*Kalib scratches the back of his head.*

I just can't understand the Doc sometimes....but I do know your numbers were significantly higher than most!
Migrant
He said something about me in comparison to Kuu, that ring any bells?
AkariSuzumoto
I'll be your friend, Mister Satan.
The_Dark_Messiah
@imtherealklib
I did not procreate with your friend, I only gave him the little push he needed to see his potential. As if you could stand against me anyway, meat.

@Tsugumi-Chan
Completely painless, mistress. I promise.

*He does a crossing motion over his heart with an elongated finger*
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome smiles at Akari

Heh, I'm not gonna die! I have to spend my time with you after all!
AkariSuzumoto
With me...? Am I that important, Aitome-chan?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she smiles sadly* Then... I...
Pancake_Knight
Your important to me, and that's what matters, I will protect you, no matter what.
Aitome_Korichi
Ooc: and at such a crucial moment as well...
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

IC: A...friend? What are friends for? What do they do?
imtherealklib
*Kalib grins at Mig.*

So that's what the sly bastard is on about....tch....I should've known....

*Kalib turns to Satan.*

Meh, what do you got? Darkness? Fire? I could beat you with my hands tied behind my back.
Migrant
Well? You gonna tell me what it is that he's on about? Based on how you reacted earlier it sounds like that isn't the only thing I scored high in.
The_Dark_Messiah
@imtherealklib
All of the above, dipshit. I could tear your ass in two, and then some.
Aitome_Korichi
Ooc: that's why you don't use phansite mobile rip
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: Exactly. PC master race for the win.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she looks up at Satan* If he perishes.........
The_Dark_Messiah
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Raises an eyebrow*

Go on, say it.
imtherealklib
*Kalib smirks at Satan.*

'Course ya can...

*He turns back to Mig and smiles.*

You wouldn't happen to like singing would you?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: If he perishes... Let me join him... Please.
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
Then... I'll protect you too somehow. My Persona is help oriented...

@The_Dark_Messiah
I'm still finding out myself. Friends are there for each other, is what I was told.
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
Do I get anything out of it?

@Tsugumi-Chan
I am a man of my word.

*He bows*

You can trust me to follow through.

@imtherealklib
Was that sarcasm, meat? Do you doubt my abilities? The king of Hell itself? If so, you are foolish...
Migrant
Singing? Well... I've never tried it, but I know Joker sings beautifully.

Why do you ask?
imtherealklib
*Kalib shakes his head.*

The Doc explain what he does yet?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she smiles, contentedly* Thank you...
AkariSuzumoto
Friends will help you when you're in trouble. It's better than being alone, right?
Aitome_Korichi
Singing? What are you plotting Kebob?

*Aitome then turns around and hugs Akari-chan

Thank you, your amazing! Just stay safe okay?
imtherealklib
*Kalib looks at Satan with annoyance.*

Yes. Yes it was. Let's see....I drain fire and block darkness...so in a straight fight it'd be a damn close match that'd end in a deadlock.
Unit_Spectre
*enters to see the devil*

Oh... it's you...
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
I am supposed to live a lonely life. Such is being the king of hell. I don't believe I'll ever need a meatbag's help anyway.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Unit_Spectre
How's your throat, shithead?

@imtherealklib
I'd easily win it, you're just trying to make yourself sound better than you are.
Migrant
If he did, I must have not paid attention.

That does sound like me in the past. *grins a bit at that*
Aitome_Korichi
If your fighting Ketob your fighting me as well, I won't have you causing trouble!
The_Dark_Messiah
@Tsugumi-Chan
I don't believe I have ever seen you smile. That's a first.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she notices Spectre and waves languidly* Hi... *she seems ready to collapse from stress...*
The_Dark_Messiah
@Aitome_Korichi
The last thing I need is more insolent, useless meatbags fighting me. My plate is already full in that department. You may stand aside and grab a number, though.

*Waves at him dismissively*
Hades
And if you're fighting Kalib, you're fighting me, too. I'm not letting you waste away with his soul. I doubt you're even that refined!
AkariSuzumoto
*Hugs Aitome-chan* I'm not amazing... You are... *looks down and blushes*
Unit_Spectre
I am actually here to bargain with you. You free Shiza and possess me instead...
AkariSuzumoto
@The_Dark_Messiah
Everyone needs help with something. I did and I never realized
Unit_Spectre
Wait no... even better... how about this... free Shiza, never return to this domain in exchange for my own soul.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Spectre...!
The_Dark_Messiah
@Unit_Spectre
Hmm, you intrigue me with your forwardness, although it is misplaced. I will think about your first bargain. The second is not an option, as I have no plan to leave this wonderful realm and it's denizens.
Unit_Spectre
Yang... I've seen suffering and pain. I even inflicted about the same pain as Adam himself. It's about time I redeem myself...
Aitome_Korichi
Evil gods don't get too far around here you know..

Your plenty amazing Akari-chan, you've helped me out so many times now...
The_Dark_Messiah
*He caresses his chin in thought*

Maybe this will work. I AM in need of a new conduit. An added bonus is that I won't have to give Reaper's soul back, as the contract will be void...Yes.

*He seems lost in thought*
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: ...I...I understand, Spectre....
imtherealklib
*Kalib takes out a red pendent from his pocket.*

This is what I've been helping him study Mig. A relic fragment...and it turns out that you have amazing numbers when it comes to relic compatibility!

*He grins.*

Downside is that you kinda need to sing to use them.
AkariSuzumoto
How? You're strong enough to do anything, Aitome-chan. I barely get enough money to eat.
Unit_Spectre
You got ten seconds to decide Satan... don't make me wait.
imtherealklib
*He grins at Satan.*

Sure, maybe I'm pumping up my own ego or just trying to put yours down. Heh.
The_Dark_Messiah
@imtherealklib
*A wide smirk paints across his face*

You're doing just that, meat.

@Unit_Spectre
What happens if I decline?

@AkariSuzumoto
I suppose I could use a human "friend". It would be ice to have some company from time to time.
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: *nice
Unit_Spectre
Then I'll be your personal conduit IF you let go of Shiza.
The_Dark_Messiah
Why do you care for Shiza. He's done nothing for you. WHY THE HELL DO YOU ALL THINK SO HIGHLY OF HIM?!
Migrant
You have to sing? *a flash of realization* Is that why Kuu was practicing singing?

So what do these relics even do?
imtherealklib
*Kalib stifles a laugh.*

Because he isn't hell bent on enslaving and or destroying humanity? He's a good guy, he has his flaws but whatever. So where do you get off thinking he isn't important?
Unit_Spectre
Shiza's MY FRIEND! And you toying with him sickens me! So Is it a deal or no deal!?
The_Dark_Messiah
*Sighs*

Perhaps. I will agree to it, only on one condition.
Unit_Spectre
What is this condition then?
imtherealklib
*Kalib holds out the pendent.*

This....is a shard of the sacred blade, Excalibur. Using song to activate this relic will endow the user with a protective set of armor and access to the blade in question.

*He smiles.*
Aitome_Korichi
Heh, its not easy having this power I've gone though allot you know, besides, I'm alot older than you, you still have alot of time to grow!

*Aitome pats Akari on the head softly before looking at Kalub

Now where did you get that, sounds pretty interesting!
The_Dark_Messiah
My condition is I get permanent control of your body. Around the clock. You will still be conscience, but a prisoner in your own flesh cell. Make sense?
imtherealklib
*He grins at Aitome.*

Of course it is! The Doc is a genius!
Migrant
I see, so he wants someone to control Excalibur for him, huh?

But why?
Unit_Spectre
Then it's a deal Satan... anything to end it all...

*he presents his hand infront of him to shake*

So sorry Yang...
imtherealklib
*Kalib scratches his chin.*

I think he needs the power of Excalibur to retrieve another relic, it sounds important to him. That's why I've been helping scan everyone...so uh...sorry about that!
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan grabs his hand and shakes it*

You are either the bravest or dumbest person I've ever met. In honor of your memory, I will try to keep this flesh anchor intact. Pleasure doing business with you, meat.
Unit_Spectre
Pleasure is mine... and my road of redemption is set...
AkariSuzumoto
@The_Dark_Messiah
I'm glad we're friends now, Mister Satan. *Smiles*

@Aitome_Korichi
When I was in the TV, the other me said that I would never change no matter how old I got... What if she was right?
Migrant
Well, I mean I can always try. It's not like Keyblades where if my heart's already channeled into a Persona I can't use it, right?

*Mumbles* Besides maybe I do sing good and I just don't know it.
Aitome_Korichi
You'll never change if you don't believe you will, besides, it doesn't have to be big change, it can be small little changes after a long time!

Who is this doctor anyways? He doesn't sound like he's out to help us out..
imtherealklib
Yup! It's just a tool, it isn't locked off to you. And now that we have you and Kuu, this'll be a breeze!

*Kalib holds out the pendent to Mig.*

Here!
imtherealklib
*Kalib turns to Aitome with annoyance.*

Well if you've never met him, don't judge him! His name is Doctor John Wayne Vercingetorix! Or just Doctor Ver for short!
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan dissipates into his misty form and shrouds Spectre. It slowly starts to tighten around his form, changing and morphing him. After an agonizing period, his work is done. Spectre is no more*
Migrant
*Takes the pendant* So... what do I do with this?

OOC: Is his arch rival Dr. Clint Eastwood <insert long, probably fake last name here>?
AkariSuzumoto
Yeah... I guess that makes sense. I think that I can get better at being happy if you're with me, Aitome-chan. I dunno why.
Aitome_Korichi
Doctor Vex? Hmm, rings a bell....
Aitome_Korichi
Well at least your happy! You don't need to know why! Just feel!
AkariSuzumoto
Don't think, feel. I think someone important said that.
The_Dark_Messiah
*The mist creates Satan's form once more*

Good riddance, meat. You were noble 'til the end. Now I possess another soul of those the nexus holds dear. Time to find the candidate for a third...
imtherealklib
*He smiles.*

Just wear it! I'll arrange something at the GYM, I'll let you know when, and then you can test it out!

OOC: That would've been funny...but no...just a young girl that suplexes space shuttles...no biggie.
The_Dark_Messiah
@AkariSuzumoto
I am entirely new to this friend thing, so you must guide me.
Migrant
Well alright then. *puts the necklace on*

Just let me know.
AkariSuzumoto
@The_Dark_Messiah
I don't think there's anything super special you need to do to be friends. But names are important. I'm Akari Suzumoto, I'm a drifter... But some people say I'm a gypsy, whatever that is.
The_Dark_Messiah
Nice to meet you Akari. I am Lucifer.

*Sticks out his hand*

Don't be afraid, it's just a handshake.
Aitome_Korichi
Well thinking is important at times too!
imtherealklib
No problem, Mig! Well...catch you later! I should go set some stuff up!

*Kalib runs out the door waving.*
The_Dark_Messiah
*waves goodbye to klib*

So long, meat.
AkariSuzumoto
@The_Dark_Messiah
Hi Lucifer. I'm glad we're friends. *Smiles and shakes his hand*

@Aitome_Korichi
I'm not good at thinking hard... Can you think for me?
The_Dark_Messiah
If friends are there for one another, just call me if you are in need. I will always hear you.Trust me, it's good to have a demon watching your back.

*He winks at her*

Sadly, I must depart as well. See you around Akari.
Migrant
See ya, Kalib. *looks over the necklace a bit as she sits*
Spooky_Voices
{A small green blob appears in the corner of Leblanc.}
Migrant
Huh...? Who are you?
Spooky_Voices
{The blob turns to reveal eyes and red cheeks.}

HUH!? You can see me?

{It floats down to Migrant's eye level.}

You don't seem like an Esper? What's your deal kid? How can you see a spirit like me?

{It stops talking for a moment.}

It must be because of my overwhelming presence! That must be it! Right...right!
Migrant
Esper? Presence?

I don't know about either of those.

Maybe fate is involved?
Spooky_Voices
{The creature sighs before wearing a smile.}

Fate it is then, kid. Name's Dimple. Ev- I mean, Experienced Spirit Extraordinaire!

{The spirit laughs awkwardly.}
Unit_Spectre
*a voice within Spectre's helmet begins to talk*

Energy Supply status: Low. DNI systems: Compromised and destroied beyond repair. Engaging lockdown mode.

*the suit ceases function immobilizing Satan as an audio recording beings playing*

Spectre: So... if you're hearing this well congrats. You possess my body... well her body to be exact. Sorry that I didn't spare the details that the Spectre you made a deal with was an artificial intelligence who was residing in the augment on her neck and you said that you'll permanently posses it. The real Spectre died forty years ago and I took control of it and ever since your ugly ass showed up I knew what to do, give Spectre the send off she desired... by making a deal with the devil. And by the time you finish hearing it the suit is in permanent stasis and is air tight so you won't move or escaped and did I mention that this body has ZERO magic essence so your mumbo jumbo won't be a conduit? Then if so... have fun in that new home of yours.
Migrant
Heh... well if you say so, Dimple.

Welcome to Leblanc. *blinks at Spectre* So...anyway....
The_Dark_Messiah
*Chuckles*

Heh, knew it was a set up. You aren't that noble You can't fool the devil, so this'll be mere child's play.

*The mist dissipates off of the body, and leaks out of the cafe*

OOC: Hey, no magic was involved, kek.
Spooky_Voices
{The spirit blinks.}

That normal around these parts?
Migrant
Apparently it is....

I dunno, I tend to tune it out.
Doom_Guy
*breaks down the door in sheer might and looks at Satan*

...
Spooky_Voices
{The spirit's jaw hits the floor.}

And this guy? He fall into that category too I take it?
Doom_Guy
*pulls out a blood covered db shotgun and loads two giant buckshots into the guns*