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Shiza_Salad
OOC: I could possibly do it right now, but I'm kinda tired. Time to chug the rest of my mountain dew!
-Labrys-
OOC: I too am kindda tired. Long long day at work. Barely alive.
Leo
"Walks in"

Hi guys.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Barely alive? He's a good EDM artist.
Shiza_Salad
*Slightly opens one eye*

Hi leo. Wassup?
Leo
Well... I'm still tired... but better now.
Unit_Spectre
*waves without looking at him while he repairs his robotic arm*

Hey there Leo...
Leo
A-are you ok? If you want I can use my healing stick.
Shiza_Salad
I don't think a "healing stick" as you called it will repair robotic parts.
Unit_Spectre
*he tests out his fixed and modded arm and turns it into a minigun*

Thanks for the assistance Leo... but I am just fixing a grim reminder...
Dahlia
...
Shiza_Salad
Oh hey Dahlia. How're you?
Unit_Spectre
So... anything planned?
Leo
I have something to do, I'm going back to nohr.. to kill my father.
Shiza_Salad
Can you two help me with something? I've got some inner demons that I need to fight, literally.
Unit_Spectre
*loads a drum full of bullets into his arm*

Good thinking... I also got the same Idea. Founded a Hoshido bounty with Garon's ugly mug. Bout time that I collect some blood money.

*throws a tomahawk on at a picture of Garon*

And some regicide may help...
Leo
Just waiting about what happened yesterday... it makes me sick...
Unit_Spectre
Well Hunter got the short end of the stick... he got chopped in two...
The_Hunter
I am still alive asswipes!

*his upper body crawls up to the counter as his bottom half walks blindly*

Yeah... bout time for the old geezer to croak.
Shiza_Salad
He gets chopped in two every other day though. Also, yes or no?
Leo
First, I'm going to help shiza, then, I'll go to nohr... to kill my father.
The_Hunter
*two black horns with the ends glowing purple can be seen rapidly growing out of his head*

Why do I have a headache all of a sudden?
kurigohan_kamehameha
"The redhead walks into the cafe wearing her lab coat over her regular clothes. She seems to be babbling about a microwave as she finds an open seat.*
Shiza_Salad
Sweet, thank Leo. I owe you one.
The_Hunter
Hey Spectre, hold the for until I can get my torso.

*begins crawling to his bumbling bottom half*

I'll plan on the assassination Leo.
Unit_Spectre
You got it.

*gives Kurigohan a cup of green tea*
kurigohan_kamehameha
"She suddenly snaps out of her daze."

Oh! I'm sorry! Did I order this? Thank you!

"She awkwardly begins drinking the tea."
Unit_Spectre
It's on the house ma'am.
Lelouch
(Sup guys what happened?)
Leo
Thanks hunter, you are a good friend.

(Support rank between Hunter and Leo is now C)
Unit_Spectre
(Hunter got cut in half and he me and Leo are planning a regicide on King Garon... sound familiar?)
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: And perhaps they'll help me kill Satan. Also, yeah, Hunter got bisected...again.
Lelouch
(Wow ok)
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: "Wow okay" indeed
Lelouch
(Yeah)
Unit_Spectre
*gives Leo a cup of green tea*

Here you go my friend. Something to calm your nerves as of yesterday.
Leo
Thanks, anyways, now I'm calm, angry... but calm.
Shiza_Salad
Well, since I'm up, mind if I can get some earl grey tea? Spectre, I'd like an answer, by the way.
Unit_Spectre
*give Shiza the tea he requested*

Then what is the question?
Shiza_Salad
Well, I'll repeat it. Will you help me and some others fight Satan?
Unit_Spectre
Sorry Shiza. Gotta join Hunter on the assassination and Leo best thing to let us kill your father so you won't be labeled as a betrayer of Nohr and besides I am a former war criminal.

*gets up and follows the trail of Hunter's blood leading to the attic*
Dahlia
Hey leo... what are your sisters like?
Shiza_Salad
It's fine Spec. It's not like it's a life or death situation...
The_Hunter
*walks down with black and purple glowing horns while handing Shiza a black orb*

Look into this and where you look is where an bolt of powerful arcane energy will shoot out.
Lelouch
(Satan? Wtf I missed a lot)
Leo
I have two sisters, Camilla and Elise.

Camilla is really strong and she loves Corrin, I think she sees Corrin as his son, she also loves hot springs.

Elise is an energetic girl, she is always playing, also so kind and his smile so kind I like thay smile she has, for us, she is our little angel.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: I thought you were here when I turned into Satan and suffocated Spectre, lelouch? Am I wrong?
Lelouch
(I dunno)
Lelouch
(I forgot most of the stuff that happens here)
The_Hunter
Oh little angel she is Leo. You are quite lucky to have sibiling who looks after you.
The_Hunter
As in Elise's personality actualy made this dead and cild heart to have a pulse.
Dahlia
I see... It would be nice if i could meet them sometime...
Shiza_Salad
OOC: No matter. I'm ninety percent sure you were there. Anyway, yeah, fighting Satan. Just a little subplot to keep this character going.
Dahlia
Especially elise! I have a feeling we would be great friends!
Leo
Come on guys, I want to end this is as soon as posible.
The_Dark_Messiah
*Leo hears a malevolent voice in his head*

Oh poor Leo. How the mighty fall. How you wish for redemption, to clear your name. How you reach for your goal, in spite of it being improbable. You'll never amount to anything, paladin. Never.
Lelouch
(OK)
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: Kek. This'd be Satan, lelouch, if that wasn't evident.
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: Yo Leo, if you were going to fight Satan, this'd be the time to do it. Just go to the thread that I'd made.
Leo
OOC:ok, later we do the trip to nohr.
Lelouch
(Oh)
Masao
*runs in* Anyone here?
Hades
Oh, just me. How are you doing?
Masao
*looks sad* not good....
Dahlia
Hey masao.
Hades
Aww, that's too bad.
Say, how about you join my army! Wouldn't that be simply swell?
Masao
Army?
Dahlia
And if it isn't everyone favorite net troll from the 8th circle itself... how would the underworld lord that everyone loves hating be doing today?
Masao
*runs to Dahlia* Dahlia....
Hades
Yes, the Underworld army! My army!
It's quite simple actually. I take your soul, and you can simply become a monster within my ranks! Er, along with a few other souls, that is.
Dahlia
Dont worry masao... ill protect ya...
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan appears out of a black mist near the doorway*

Do you really hate him more than me?
Dahlia
Yeah... he's done MUCH worse than you, trust me...
Hades
Oh, you seem to know of me. Well, I'd say I'm doing pretty okay, aside from having absolutely no idea what I'm doing here.
What might your name happen to be?
Dahlia
Dahlia... and we have a strict "no fighting" policy here... and unfortunalty for you, that includes killing...
The_Dark_Messiah
Really? Worse than fuckin' Satan himself? Let me get a good look at him.

*He walks over to Hades and looks him in the eyes*
Hades
Oh, phooey. There's always time for killing!
But alright, I'll respect your rules, under one condition.
Dahlia
At least you dont merder millions of people just to make ONE minion...
Dahlia
And that condition is...?
The_Dark_Messiah
Who to say I haven't done that?

*He crosses his arms*
Hades
You get SOMEONE to tell me what the heck this place is all about!
Not the cafe, I understand that much. I meant the whole "the entire space time continuum is collapsing upon itself" part.
Dahlia
Wait, no one told me about that last part... im afraid i wouldn't be able to explain even if i tried...
Dahlia
But ill look for someone if it means you wont kill anyone...
The_Dark_Messiah
Hey Dahlia, I have something to ask of you, and you have no choice but to listen.
Lelouch
(Oh you guys are here)
Dahlia
Ok mr. Devil... im all ears...
Hades
Oh, if I may be honest, I can't guarantee I won't. But this might be your best chance! And besides, what does taking a soul or two really matter in the long run, anyways! It's just 2 people, there're so many of those!
Shadowwaifuaigis
*slides in from the shadows*
Sup flesh....interesting....
The_Dark_Messiah
I need you to find a replacement body for me. Shiza's friends are trying to release me from him, and I'll be a noncorporeal mist without a body to have as an anchor.
Dahlia
Hades i am NOT letting you kill anyone here in the nexus, you hear me!? And fine... ill try to find a better host for ya...
The_Dark_Messiah
Not better, just anyone's fine. Even a suicidal down-on-his-luck guy'll do, since I plan on the possession to be permanent. I also intend to control the body 24/7.
Dahlia
Ok... fine...
Hades
Oh, I'd LOVE to see you try and make that come true! There's only one thing I can sense in this anomaly that can even remotely face me in combat, and I doubt it'd even want to, he's too much like me!
The_Dark_Messiah
Thank you, little one. You shall earn a token of my gratitude and a favor if you follow through.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Hades
From one god of death to another, I find you annoying. Let that be a warning.
Dahlia
Ok ok... fair enough i suppose...
Hades
Oh, I'm not the God of Death. That's my housekeeper, Tanatos. Er, Thanatos, as he seems to want to go by now. And, if I may be frank, he'd be much more frustrating to deal with than me, if you somehow think I'm annoying.
Leo
by the way dahlia, do you have a moment?
The_Dark_Messiah
@Dahlia
I don't find your tone cute. Watch your tongue.

@Hades
Whatever. Doesn't change the fact that you piss me off.
Clockwork_God
*Eyes form on a clock on the wall.*
Dahlia
Ok i will... yeah leo?
Hades
Oh? And what're you gonna do about it? Besides, I haven't broken any rules, so unless you want to we can't really duke this out here.
Anyways, toodles! I have places to be, and souls to harvest. Have fun, kiddos.

{The powerful presence that was once there is now gone.}
Shadowwaifuaigis
The fact that there are now two versions of Hades concerns me...
Leo
Yesterday after... "that" I carried Addalme to the Inn I'm guest, looks like he will be sleeping for a while.

Also, he has wounds in all his body, they aren't dangerous, but it made him lose a lot of blood, I think that bastard prepared it all and used Addalme as a bait...
Dahlia
Oh no... i would heal him up to apologize... but after that nightmare i had im too scared to see him right now...
Leo
Is better if he rest now, and... what is a palace?
Dahlia
Its a place made of someone's strong distorted desires... with the treasure being the core creating the distortion...
Masao
*looks sad* Why?
Leo
I see, and we need an special navigator to go there, right?
Dahlia
Yes... but anyone with the app can bring those without it in as well if they are nearby...
Masao
*sits down* ....

Takuya_Hojiro
*Takuya walks in. He... sems to be mumbling something* ...
Leo
I see, but... don't you think is something strange here?
Shadowwaifuaigis
*sighs*
Idiotic fleshbags... When your doom hits you don't say I didn't warn you.
*proceeds to pour herself some tea*
Dahlia
Maybe... but i leared its best to ignore how strange they are and accept that they exist... i mean... several normally-out-of-place things suddenly came in and the next day its like they've always been here.
Leo
I don't mean that.
Dahlia
Now that i think about it, it does feel a bit chilly... it seems to be coming... from the clock?
Spectrum
"Hi Dahlia! Hi Leo! What's going on?"
Takuya_Hojiro
... Huh? *He looks up* You say somethin'?
Dahlia
Hi sky! I was explaining palaces to leo... but i think there's something fishy about the clock now...
Leo
It has... eyes?
Dahlia
How do we get rid of them?
Leo
OOC: I gtg, see ya.
Dahlia
Ooc: bye.
Takuya_Hojiro
Uh... anyway, I need some coffee.
Dahlia
Coming right up... how do you like yours, sir?
Shadowwaifuaigis
Just giving warnings to deaf ears it seems.
Spectrum
"Oh, good luck with that, he knows about the fact they can be used for murder..."
Takuya_Hojiro
I usually take it black, but surprise me this time.
Dahlia
Ok... *picks a random blend of coffee and pours it* here. Hope you enjoy.
Spectrum
"May I have a cup of tea? One sugar and very very milky."
Dahlia
You dont think he wants to kill his evil father using that... do you?
Takuya_Hojiro
Thanks. *He sips a bit* Today was such a drag...
Dahlia
Sure sky. *pours a tea with lots of milk and a spoonful of sugar and mixes it in* here.
Spectrum
"I doubt it. He's more logical than that. He only knows because some idiots took him with them on an assasination mission, I came just in time to at least make sure Leo could work out not everyone uses it to kill."
Dahlia
Oh i think i get it now...
Spectrum
"Thanks~" She drinks her tea. "But seriously, he has a bad idea of palaces..."
Dahlia
We gotta teach him that they're not just for killing people! They're also, and more importantly, for saving people!
Spectrum
"Mhm. And for changing hearts."
Dahlia
If we can do that...maybe we would be on more friendlier terms...
Dahlia
With leo i mean...
Spectrum
"Probably... Also I doubt you should mention his father."
Spectrum
(I knew that.)
Spectrum
(Uh... Dahlia?)
Dahlia
Ooc: yeah
Dahlia
Ok...
Spectrum
"So... Any missions?"
Dahlia
Yes actually.
Dahlia
The black masked guy gave us a challenge. Steal addlme's (read: akechi's) heart in two weeks.
Spectrum
"Oh, ok."
Masao
*enters*
Stella_Grey
*Wakes up*
Hmm....
Masao
*sits down* .......
Stella_Grey
*Notices Masao*
....Dog?....
Masao
Yeah a talking dog.
Stella_Grey
Hmm....
*pet*
Masao
This feels good....
Stella_Grey
Hmm.....
*scratch behind ear*
Masao
This feeeeels very goood....
Stella_Grey
*Smiles and pets with both hands*
Masao
Can you be my owner?
Stella_Grey
*Shakes head*
Not safe.

*Continues petting*
Masao
I have to live alone again....
Dahlia
Why? What happened to reaper?
Stella_Grey
Sorry.
*still petting*
Live here.
Stella_Grey
*Stands up abruptly*
Hello.
Masao
Reaper.... has passed away.......
Dahlia
Ah... hello... stella was it? Im dahlia. Nice to meet you.
Dahlia
No... reapers dead!? How?!?!?
Masao
Satan killed him......
Masao
That fucking bastard!
Dahlia
No... reaper...
Masao
Are you okay Dahlia?
Dahlia
No... im not... is there any way we can bring him back?
Masao
I don't know yet....
Masao
He threw his body into a pitch black portal......
Dahlia
I hope there's a way to pull him out of there...
Masao
We have to defeat Satan.....
Akamoto_Shinji
*standing in the corner*
Nana's.... Not gonna be happy....
Masao
*looks at Shinji* Nana?
Akamoto_Shinji
Nanaka, my twin sister, he was one of her best friends.
Masao
Oh i see....
Stella_Grey
..........Friends.......
*Sits*
Masao
.....
Dahlia
I told satan that i would find him a new host but after this... i cant let him hurt anyone else! ... but i also have to deal with a palace in 2 weeks and... AUGH!
Masao
It's okay you can cry if you want.....
Dahlia
*sobs in parital frustration* AAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAUGH
Masao
......
Masao
Still can't believe he is dead...
Dahlia
Hes not... hes still alive!
Dahlia
We just need to free him from the portal right?
Stella_Grey
Dead..........
Why?..........
Masao
I saw him collapse....
Spectrum
"Who died?"
Masao
Reaper
Leo
Hello? Is everyone ok?
Dahlia
Just because he collapsed, that doesnt mean hes dead! For all we know, he woke up when thrown into the portal and freaking out right now!
Masao
I'm gonna need help.... i can't save him alone.

.
Spectrum
"Wait... WHAT?!"
Masao
Satan killed him....
Stella_Grey
Why do they all die......
Masao
Or he wants us to think he is dead....
Dahlia
Hi leo... theres one thing about palaces i forgot to mention... if the shadow of the palace owner is persuaded instead of killed and treasure is stolen, then that person is changed for the better and admits to their wrongdoings.
Leo
Can someone explain me whatnis happening?
Spectrum
"Satan himself, eh?"
Dahlia
We cant lose hope! We gotta save reaper!
Spectrum
"Oh, um we think someone was killed by satan? Idk, this is the first I've heard too."
Masao
I can't fight in this form.....
Dahlia
Satan threw reaper into a dark portal to make us think he's dead. Im sure hes still alive in there, and we'll save him one we beat that devilish bastard!
Dahlia
I see... ill help you, masao. We can save him!
Masao
Yeah we can.
Dahlia
That fiend is going down! He's gonna pay for hurting by friends!
Leo
Wait... what? He admits his wrongdoings?
Dahlia
Yes... this is what we call a "change of heart" if you could help us change akechi's... we would be grateful...
Leo
I'm going to do it... I can't forgive him for what he did...
Dahlia
Well... akechi may have diffent distorted desires than most... if we can steal his treasure, he can still change for the better.
Masao
*looks down*
Dahlia
Thank you leo... thanks for understanding...
Leo
I think there is something strange...
Dahlia
Man... what a busy scedule... palace infiltration... fighting the devil himself...
Dahlia
Oh yeah... the clock with eyes, right? How do we get rid of that?
Masao
Yeah.. He count on us.
Leo
Today I'll be busy, I'm going to nohr right now, i came to say bye.
Dahlia
Ok... see ya leo... and... thanks for being willing to help us...
Masao
Bye Leo
Stella_Grey
......
*Listening to earpiece*
Leo
If I can I will help you with that Satan, but I think you cam handle this, I believe in you.
The_Hunter
*walks down holding his dragonstone*

Well I got the assassination plan all set. Spectre is at the rendezvous point.
Dahlia
Thanks leo... bye...

(Leo and Dahlia @ C rank nao?)
Masao
...
Dahlia
Lets kill that bastard! He's gonna pay!
TheSkeleBros
*papyrus walks in, worried about something*
Papyrus: HELLO HUMANS. HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROTHER? IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HOURS!
Leo
Ok, let's go.

"He leaves"
Masao
*transforms*
The_Hunter
*he follows Leo*
Leo
(Rank support between Leo and dahlia is now C)
Dahlia
Not now papyrus... satan has reaper stuck in a portal and we gotta kill the devil to fre him! Im sorry but its the only way... no amount of mercy will fre him... anyway i gotta go bye!
Dahlia
*follows leo*
TheSkeleBros
Papyrus: OH. I SEE. I SHALL KEEP LOOKING THEN.
TheSkeleBros
*papy leaves to try to find sans*
Masao
*leaves*
Dahlia
*turns around and follows masao*
Spectrum
Skyla follows Dahlia.
Goku
*enters* Anyone here?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *she wakes up, a note stuck to her forehead* Huh? *she takes it and reads it* "Dear Ruby, I went out to do some bounty hunting. A Geist was terrorizing a village and I went to take care of it. I'll see you soon! Love, Yang."...huh. So...anyone here..?
Beat
*walks in and bows* Hello sensei!
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: Oh, Beat! Um.. No need to call me Sensei, though. Just Ruby is fine...
Beat
Alright.
Beat
Can we start?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *nods* Sure thing!
Beat
Let's find a good place.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Run]: I know the perfect place! C'mon! *she exits LeBlanc*
Dahlia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Oof! Ow...
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Warps in with the others in tow*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Wow.... I wasn't actually expecting that to work......
-Reaper-
We made it...
Dahlia
Thank goodness were alive...
-Reaper-
Thanks for saving me...
Dahlia
You're welcome... thats what friends are for, right?
-Reaper-
Yeah
-Reaper-
Did you cried?
Dahlia
We should have a celebration... how about some curry. Dont worry itll be on the house.
-Reaper-
Sounds good....
Akamoto_Nanaka
I gotta go find Satan....
Dahlia
Yeah... i cried many times... hearing you were dead thinking of a good way to save you without hurting everyone... it was rough...
-Reaper-
Good luck Nana!
-Reaper-
I'm here now...
Dahlia
I think this third option was the best... both you and everyone else are safe... *pours reaper a bowl of curry* welcome back, friend.
-Reaper-
Thanks.
-Reaper-
Oh and i look scary...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Bye Shin-kun! Bye Dali!
*warps away*
-Reaper-
I can't transform back yet...
Dahlia
You're welcome... now come on! Lets eat! *pours herself a bowl of curry and starts eating*
-Reaper-
Bye Nana!
Dahlia
Bye nana! Good luck!
-Reaper-
*starts eating*
FemBFMF04
*walks in* hot cocoa plz
Dahlia
Coming! *pours a cup* here bona.
FemBFMF04
Thanks dahlia. Reason I wasn't here yesterday is because I sold some of my extra tech. Anyone new come in?
Dahlia
No... but an old friend has come back...
FemBFMF04
R-reaper!? Am I dreaming!?
-Reaper-
You know it too?
Dahlia
No you're not... nana helped us save him from satans hold on him...
-Reaper-
I guess it's not a secret....
FemBFMF04
Woah, that's amazing! I can't believe your back reap!
-Reaper-
Glad to be back!
-Reaper-
*looks at his skeleton hands* I am still in Reaper form..
Dahlia
Is there any way to fix that?
-Reaper-
Have to wait.....
FemBFMF04
But are you sure no one showed up yesterday?
Ooc: talk about @TheSkeleBros
Dahlia
Oh yeah... this pair of sheleton named sans and papyrus came in...
FemBFMF04
wait, did you say sans and papyrus?
Dahlia
Ugh dear... maybe im still drunk from the party at that mansion... i meant skeletons...
Dahlia
Yeah...
FemBFMF04
Sans and papyrus?
THE sans and papyrus!?
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!
Migrant
*Kicks open the door*

Did I hear you guys saved a life!?
FemBFMF04
OH, mig! Reap is back!
FemBFMF04
Ooc: great way to correct urself
Dahlia
Ooc: thanks XD
Migrant
.... I didn't know he was gone, but good job! I'd say curry on me but nobody pays at Leblanc.