[Qrow]: *HIC!* What can I say, I'm an amazin' *HIC!* guy. [Yang]: *sighs* Just.... Go home, you're drunk... [Qrow]: *HIC!* I may be drunk, but I'm not drunk enough..
@Tsugumi-Chan This is your Uncle! The guy who's super string!? Woah! *Rushes over to sit next to him* Hi, my name's Joker, Yang told me you were super strong!
[Qrow]: Heh... *looks at Yang* See, told ya I was good with the ladies~ [Yang]: Yeah.... Suuurre... [Qrow]: *looks back at Joker* Yeah, I'm strong.. In more ways than one. *winks* [Yang]: ....okay.....
Oh good, it worked. The data I got from those animals yesterday was worked into that. I suppose it makes this... *Sam points at his black eye* ...worth it.
There aren't any here. The reserve, remember? Tiger thing got lose that may or may not have been my fault and then I got dragged under ground because Gin's sister decided I needed to be taught something. That resulted in the eye, by the way.
@Migrant Well, whatever it is, I'm sure you'll find it! And about you helping at the office?
@Tsugumi-Chan Relax Yang just a little flirting. *Turns to Qrow* Well aren't you a gentleman~ *She whispers* I would show you my scars, but id have to take off my shirt~
[Yang]: I know it's flirting, it's just-- [Qrow]: Heh, not much of a gentleman, more of a monster, if ya catch my drift. *he smirks* And that would be quite the nice view, I'd believe~
[Qrow]: Heh, wanna find out? [Yang]: ...*pulls out her scroll* I'm calling Winter.... [Qrow]: *takes Yang's scroll and throws it to the other side of the Cafe* No need, Yang, lemme have my fun~
[Qrow]: *smirks, leaning in close to Joker* [Yang]: ......hello, Winter? [Qrow]: I should warn ya, I can tend to get pretty rough~ [Yang]: ...yes, that was Qrow. *the other end is hung up* .....okay...
-A classy white-haired woman walks into the Cafe, sword at her side- [????]: WHERE IS HE?! [Qrow]: Heh, hope to see that up close~ [????]: *she walks over to Qrow, grabbing him by his ear* You disgusting little bug! [Yang]: Oh, that's why she hung up on me... [Qrow]: Winter, ow, ow! L-leggo!
[Qrow]: Winter, hon, let go! [Winter]: Watch your tongue, Qrow! I'm going to make this more painful for you than ever before! [Qrow]: ...kinky. [Winter]: *she tugs harder on his ear* Shut it, or I'll cut off your tongue! [Qrow]: Ow, ow, I'm sorry! [Yang]: Wow. This is not how I expected this would turn out, but it's close enough...
[Yang]: *looks at Lelouch* I just thought Winter would smack some sense into him, not this! [Winter]: *looks at Spectre* Nice to meet you, Spectre. Now... [Qrow]: *it looks like he's trying to grope Winter...* So... Close... -SMACK!!- -... there is a fine red hand print on Qrow's cheek..- [Yang]: ... I didn't mean literally...
[Winter]: *looks at Joker, smiling gently* I am Winter Schnee, right hand assistant to General Ironwood of the Atlesian Hunter Forces. [Qrow]: And she's the only one with a good bod there. [Winter]: *she pulls harder on his ear* Shut it, birdbrain! [Qrow]: Ooowww!!
[Winter]: It's painfully obvious we don't like each other. [Qrow]: Meh. *he slaps Winters butt* -SMACK!!- -... A red hand print is now on his other cheek- [Qrow]: ...worth it... [Yang]: *sighs*
[Qrow]: *he smirks* Well, Win, *he squeezes her thigh* Enjoying yourself? [Winter]: You disgusting little..! -SLAM! THUD!- -...Qrow is now on the floor, and Winter has her heel-clad foot on his back..- [Yang]: *facepalms, sighs* [Qrow]: Heh....worth it...
[Winter]: *sighs* No need for that, Spectre. *she begins to drag Qrow out of the Cafe by his ear* We'll be taking our leave. [Qrow]: I'll be back, just you wait! [Winter]: Like hell you will! -The two instructors leave-
*the bros walk in, with 2 other people that look similar to them.* Sans: so, you ended up here too? Blueberry (under swap sans) : YES! EXACTLY! Carrot(underswap papyrus) :we were on our way to muffets, when we ended up here. Papyrus: JUST LIKE HOW WE WERE HEADING TO GRILLBYS BEFORE APPEARING HERE!
Sans: yeah, I don't think you introduced yourself last time we met. Papy: NO, SHE DIDNT! IT IS NICE TO HOPEFULLY BE FRIENDS WITH YOU HUMAN YANG! Blue: HOPEFULLY WE WILL BE FRIENDS TOO! AS LONG AS YOU DONT CALL ME CUTE AGAIN. Carrot: but she isn't wrong Blue: STOP IT!
Sans: names sans. sans the skeleton. Papy: HELLO HUMAN KURO! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! Blue: HEY THERE HUMAN KURO! I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS! Carrot: names papyrus. Sans: just call them blue and carrot.
Blue: THANK YOU FOR THE TACOS, HUMAN YANG! HELLO HUMAN DAHLIA AND HUMAN REAPER! I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS! Papy: thanks. be sure to stick around for some BEE-utiful puns. hey dahlia. hey reap. names papyrus.
*smiles at Blue* No problem! *she looks at Sans and Carrot* Hey... So I got a book on antigravity... *she pulls out a book covered in gravity dust, then lets it go, the book just floating there* I can't seem to put it down!
*she laughs* Heh, I think we're gonna get along just fine, boys.. *she starts to go back to the front, but slips on a random banana peel and bangs her head on a table.... Her hair goes up in flames* DAMMIT!!
*she calms down a little* Yeah... Guess you're right. Didn't really find that a-peeling, y'know? Woulda been sweet if that wasn't there in the first place...
*she stands in front of Satan* Take my life right now, if you doubt me. I love Shiza, everything about him, even his flaws. If you want to find out how far I'd go for him, do whatever.
