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*enters* Yo
*she closes her eyes* ..... I'm sorry... *she looks at Satan* ..... Fine... I'll... I'll kill him... I'll kill Spectre... For Shiza.
Hey Saitama.
*looks at Bona* Do you know me?
You will be rewarded greatly, Yang.

*He puts his hand on her shoulder and grins widely*

I trust in you; you have my demonic backing. If you require my assistance, do not hesitate to call for me.
*she looks down, nodding slowly* Right...
*looks at saitama and my eyes widen*
*Shrugs*

Well, my work here is done. If you get the job done, I'll stop controlling his body, just possessing it. Remember, for Shiza...

*He puts his hand on her chin, gives her a kiss, and walks out*
*He sticks his head back in the doorway*

That was from Shiza by the way, not me. Just to make that clear and not weird...

*Disappears once more*
Well that was guy was really good cosplayer...
*looks at naho* Yo.
*is speakless*
Can i get some water?
Yang, you don't have to do this.
*gives Saitama a glass of water* there ya go.
*she touches her lips, frowning* Why...?! *she lets a tear fall*
*takes a sip* So what's up?
Don't worry. That jerkwads Reign over Shiza ends today.
OK then...
*thinks "oh my god. oh my god.. its the one punch man!... the man that can one punch anything!"*
*her eyes start to glow red*
Oh, sorry Saitama. Lucifer himself took over one if my friends. So we're trying to stop him.
Sam
So, Yang. Are you actually gonna kill Spectre?
That's the spirit yang! Don't let him get to you!
Oh i see...
So that guy wasn't a cosplayer...
wait how did this lucifer take over your friend
IDK, I guess Shiza just gave into his dark desires or something.
I don't know if i can help....
I don't know, Sam... I don't want to... Dammit, I'm pissed... I'm upset... And I need to hit something...
*Bona hears Satan's voice in her head*

Nope, try again! Nice guess though.
oh... *thinks "oh god.. i think that lucifer person tryed to take over me in the past"*
*finishes the water*
Ooc: Bona is a dood now dood
OOC: Simple mistake. Sorry!
Sam
OOC: Dood. Welcome to the Prinnies Dood.
It's OK yang. Punch me if you want.
Ooc: yeah dood.
Well i'm gonna explore this Nexus place. Bye *walks out*
*Thinks "wait why is yang's eye color red and her hair is not going dbz... oh god"*
I'm not hitting you, Bona... Damn, isn't there anything else for me to punch...?
(A small woman walks into the cafe, parasol closed over her shoulder. She admires the interior of the shop, and notices Yang. She smirks a bit upon seeing her, then takes a seat at the counter.)
*she looks at Neo* Y-You!!
It's OK. I don't mind. I'll just heal myself up. It's OK.
Uhhhh who is she? Do you have some connection to her yang?
*thinks "WHAT HOW DID NEO GET HERE WHOS NEXT ROMEN!"*
*She turns to Yang from her seat, does a little wave with a smile, and turns back towards the counter.*
*walks back in* I stay here *sits next to naho*
If you say so, Bona... *she punches Bona with all her pent up anger, a gunshot ringing out. She unconsciously activated Ember Celica...*
Wait a minute.......
I just realized who she is.
Hey guys.
Everyone is surprised but why...
*hes sent flying from the punch and is knocked into the wall*
Owwwwww. Kappa, Diarama please
Kappa: *suddenly appears* Why did you let yang punch you?
Hey dahlia.
*her eyes return to Violet* Oh my Oum, I am so sorry...! And that ice cream lady, we fought on a train... And I am still a bit salty towards her.. *she softly glares at Neo*
your the one punch man.. the man who can one punch anything
*looks bored*
One Punch Man? So this is why everyone looks at me...
My name is Saitama...
Sam
*Sam potals in a metal testing dummy covered in dents.*
Use this.
It's OK yang. I understand how you feel. We're gonna kick Lucifer's butt.
(She patiently waits for someone to serve her, watching Yang from the corner of her eye the entire time.)
*walks over to neo* so. What would you like?
*nods at Bona* Right, anyways... *she walks behind the counter, looking at Neo* What can I get ya?
Who is that umbrella lady?
*Sigh*

I have the worst headache...
*Sigh and looks at neo using the corner of my eye*
(She points to a coffee cup, then to Yang's chest, then points to a medium roast coffee package that's in the cupboards.)
Never mind then...
*throws an aspirin to Shiza*
(The young lady turns towards Saitama and does a curtsy from her chair. She then points to him with a puzzled look on her face.)
Thank you.

*Swallows the pill*

You must be new here. What's you're name? I'm Shiza.
On it, Neo. *she makes the kind of coffee Neo requested, handing it to her* Here you are, Miss Politan.
My name is Saitama.
Nice to meet you, Saitama.
*looks back at Neo*
*thinks "i need to keep a eye on neo"*
Would you like to try some curry as well? *she says while standing next to the curry pot*
Likewise.
(She giggles a little at Saitama before turning to Yang and happily accepting the coffee.)
*thinks "lets hope that neo dose not slowly make me into her friend and hate everyone else... my life is going to be more harder.. and i have a job and a place to stay*
*she leans on the counter, looking at Neo* So... Excited for volume 5?
She is laughing at me...
I don't mind it then..
*pours a plate of curry for everyone* dinners ready! Dig in!
Ooc: TBH I actually keep forgetting to finish vol. 3. I need to get a reminder or something like seriously.
*eats my plate of curry*

oh my... i never had this food, it tastes good
Glad you like it.
(She pauses drinking her coffee and looks at Yang with a very confused face. She has no idea what this "Volume 5" is.)

OOC: But if we're talking OOC then hell yes.
(Volume 3 put me on the feels train sooooo hard, man. I never cried so hard in my life)
*tastes the curry* Hmm not bad...
*looks at neo*
*walks over to neo* Itll get cold if you dont eat it...
*she stares at Neo* ...Am I the only one from Remnant that can break the fourth wall?
Sam
*Sam eats the curry*
This is surprisingly nice. My thanks.
Okay that umbrella lady is weird...
*Sighs as he leans back in his chair*

The league fell through...I'm unemployed and have little money left. I guess I'll just go freelance once more...
(She shrugs at Yang, still confused.
She then addresses Dahlia and begins to eat her curry.)
*looks at Neo* Weird...
Glad to know that more people like my curry... *turns to neo* well? How is it?
...okay... *she pats Neo on the head* You're actually kind of cute when you're not trying to stab me with your umbrella-sword...
*sighs and looks at neo*

hello... my name is naho...
Breaking the fourth wall is fun, am I right readers of this forum? *winks*
(She gives Dahlia a thumbs up, because the curry is really good. She also graciously accepts Yang's headpats, and smiles at her remark.
Neo turns in her chair and gives a curtsy to Naho.)
OOC: hey bona in the rp.. do a food fight
Still weird...
Sam
I broke the fourth wall once. Just look back in this topic.
*smiles* im glad you like it.
*trys to make sure that i dont know her*

from yang, i guess your name is neo
Never mind *falls asleep* Zzzzzzz.....
(The lady nods to Naho before pointing to them, as if questioning who they are in more detail.)
Sam
So, This Neo is mute. What a hassle.
HELLO EVERYONE, IT'S ME, EXTREMELY RESPECTABLE NOT-VILLAIN CEO AND GAME DESIGNER DAN KUROTO HERE
ONE COFFEE OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU SERVE HERE
OOC: by them do you mean naho or the others?
OOC: By them I mean Naho.
I don't know Naho's gender.
*A child wanders into Leblanc, looking around at the crowd. Their quizzical gaze passes over Naho and Neo before they notice Genm*

Oh. Hey bike guy. You were ignoring me yesterday.... Are you ok?
I have no idea what you're talking about small child.
OOC: ok

well im a female cyborg ninja that was killed by their best friend.. and was abused in their past by their mother and father
*Kuu looks at his feet as he responds to Genm*

Yeah... I guess you were too busy... I asked if I could have a bike. I've never ridden one before, and.... I thought it sounded cool.
*she sits down next to Neo, silently picking at her curry*
Sorry kid, I've only got one bike, and it's a valuable long-range weapon.
Hey, can I get a bourbon blend? Haven't had one of those in awhile...
(Neo is bewildered by her story, and almost looks a little upset at herself for bringing up what would seem to be sad memories. She puts her hand out to Naho, offering a hand shake in friendship.)
Is it? The bike didn't look to have anything special on it. How do you use it as a weapon? I mean... I guess you could hit things with it.... Do you throw your bike?
*she stands up, making Shiza's requested drink, smiling at Neo* I'll talk to you later, 'kay Neo? *she brings the drink to Shiza with a smile* Here you are.
*sits down across from neo* i guess i should introduce myself too. I'm dahlia, a girl from a small town in america, a western region of the world i live in. Im not very social, and i get flustered easily, but im always willing to make new friends.
Thanks babe. I can always count on you.

*Winks as he takes a sip*
*accept the hand shake in friendship and not telling neo about. her aka my other side*
Heh... When I'm in my Level 2 form, I can use the Shakariki Sports Gashat to wear the bicycle as armor, and throw the wheels like boomerangs!

I'm not crazy.
*she smiles, taking a seat next to Shiza* You know it.
*Kuu just stares at Genm for a few seconds before responding*

I don't know what half the stuff you just said is, but it sounds AWESOME!!! How are you so cool?
(She turns to Dahlia after the handshake with Naho, smiling after she mentions making new friends.
She continues to eat her curry, then points to it and her, as if asking if she make it herself.)
*thinks "well i just made friends with neo.. i hope nothing bad happens"*
Ah. Yes, i do make this myself.
Simple, through my extraordinary talent in designing video games.
*Looks at genm* Ugh, not you again.
*is wounder if neo has a place to stay.. and if she doses i hope that she dose not do anything to me <- hint hint*
*Kuu continues staring at Genm*
You make video games? Like those little singing ones I use to practice sometimes? I love those!! OH, what about those little ones where you play as a guy and do things in another world? Those are pretty cool.
(The lady smiles as she finishes her curry and coffee. She then pulls out a white, pink and black wallet and puts the required money on the table.
She stands up and does a curtsy once more to everyone in the room before heading out the door, parasol in hand.)
@BonafideMonafide04 You should be grateful the Game Master, me, graces you with his presence.

@Kuudere ...Those are quite vague terms, but sure, yes.
*walks in holding his Maverick auto-rifle*

I am back from a incursion everyone!
oh god... spectre i think you should run
Yeah sure. Your a mega jerk Dan.
After the things I've done, calling me a "mega jerk" is just a compliment.
Yeah whatever. If I cursed I would call you way worse things.
*looks at Spectre* ....
Hell did I say?
*she stands up* Spectre...
You didn't say anything wrong. Lucifer just wants to be a jerk again.
spectre.. run! yang is going to kill you...
...I don't want to kill him... I don't want to kill Spectre...
*Kuu looks at Genm, oblivious to Bona's comments*

D.... Do you have any cool new games I could try? I... I mean for demo purposes of course..... I... I don't want to intrude on your time mister bike guy.
*he puts his rifle away*

Alright Yang this is Spectre. Remember your friend!
...I don't want to kill him... I don't want to kill Spectre...
You don't have to yang.
(Okay, double post :|)
If you don't kill him, then you're shit outta luck...
I'm sorry... *she activates her Ember Celica*
Sam
Gin: Hi Reject
Sam: Oh, he's back.
*Satan gives Gin the middle finger*

Piss off, meat.
*he puts the Celica on his head*

Do it... don't worry I'll back for a while...
...right... *she rears her fist back* Again, I'm sorry... *she punches Spectre in the face with everything she has, a gunshot ringing throughout the cafe*
Haha, lame.

Sorry kid, nothing at the moment. All the games I have are being used for... other purposes.
*onces yang punched spectre, i left.. maybe to find neo*
*Spectre's body is seen having body embedded into the wall with civilians surrounding his body*
*Kuu looks downcast as he goes back to staring at his feet*

S... Sorry for wasting your time mister developer guy. I won't bother you anymore if you don't want....
Sam
Serpent's dead now.
*Sam's eyes glow yellow and his metal arm sparks*
...
Someone died while I was distracted? Damn I wanted to see that.
....*she looks down, deactivating her Ember Celica* I'm... sorry...
Sam
You're lucky a puppet master exists, or I might just hate you now.
*The table under his sparking hand begins to blacken.*
*Walks in, only to notice Spectre's body in fear.*

W-What the hell?!
*she's still looking down, letting her tears flow freely*
Next time you're gonna kill someone tell me first.
No... spectre... SPECTRE WAKE UP!
Hey kage.
*turns to lucifer* ....heh.
Sam
*The electricity pulses of Sam's hand as he tightens it into a fist.*
I don't think you realize what a big a mistake you just made.
*Sam chuckles darkly*
Don't blame yang. It's not her fault.
Y-You all must hate me, now... You have every right to... *she looks at Spectre's body* I d-didn't want to... If you want to hurt me, go ahead... I'm ready to face any punishment you have for me...
W-Why IS HE DEAD?!

*Her right eye changes completely to blood-red.*
*Shrug*

Well, she was true to her word. I guess I owe her what I promised. I am no longer possessing Shiza. We're still bonded as one, though. Well, I got things to do, goodbye.

*Hastily leaves*
*opens a portal and grabs her and brings her through the portal and closes the portal*
OOC: by her i mean yang
Sam
I don't hate you, Yang. Lucy is my target. He's wronged my friends twice now. He won't get away with this.
...Hmm.
*moves closer and pokes the dead body*
*a demonic, disembodied, and twist voice can be heard*

???: NOOOOOO!!! NooOOOooOOoO!!! THE HOST MUST NOT DIE!!!

*Spectre's body fades away into black mist*
Oh, so you hate him too Sam?
What the- Where did the body go!?
*Kuu watches the.... Incident confused. He looks back at GenM, but decides not to bother him and instead slowly walks to a far booth*
Ooc: wrong account again
Someone explained what the hell happened! All I saw was a fucking dead body when I came in!
OOC: sigh, that makes twice.
OOC GG gamma
Sam
Of course I do. He broke Gin's ribs and killed a frie... someone I was pretty fond. I'm going to make sure he gets the full 1000 volts.
OOC: brb I've gotta go kill myself right quick.
OOC: Rip Gamma.

IC: The rib-breaking wasn't my fault! Such is battle!
Trust me, I wanna rip off every limb he has, even his head.
Good luck, Bona. I'm a shapeless mist, so that would be improbable.
Sam
Gin: You targeted me exclusively with two God Hands. Yeah, It was your fault.
*Sighs.*

I guess I can't get an explanation for a dead body.
Still though, such is battle.

*Shrugs*

I even warned you, dumbass.
Plus, knowing Spectre, he'll come back after a few days. Trust me, it's happened before.
Sam
As much as I hate him, yeah, such is battle. You did dtill do it thought, so I;m holding it against you. Nothing personal.
*Sam shrugs*
Oh right, I'm mad at you right now.
Actually, yeah. I imbued him with powers, much like Shiza. He's definitely coming back.
OOC: @Sam

Nothing personnel kid?
*she walks back in* ....... *she silently glares at Satan* ...............
Hey, Kage. How're you?
*Winks at Yang*

You said you'd do anything. It's your fault, not mine.

*Shrugs*
Confused, Scared, other emotions.
This was not an act of evil, only a simple test of truth. It was Yang who said she would do anything, I simply tested her word.
Sam
OOC: Yeah, I don't know.
OOC: Lmao.
*she gives him one final glare before turning away* .......Jerk. *she sits down in a booth, sighing* Oum, hit me with a breakdown, please....
*Scoffs*

I gave Shiza back, what more could you want?
Ooc: auto-correct got yer young @sam?
*climbs out of a portal near Yang with his two demon serpents*

OH GOD WHERE was I?!?!
A breakdown, I just said. I wanna suffer for the bad deed I just performed. *her face flushes and she seems to start burning up* Speaking of breakdowns... *she stumbles her way to the bathroom* I'll probably be in here for a good while! *she slams the bathroom door, locking it*
*Puts his hand out, pointing at Spectre*

See?! I told you! There's a reason I told her to kill someone who can't die...
Sam
And he's back now. Ok then.

OOC: Maybe.
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Sighs*

A breakdown? Like the thing that caused Shiza to become mine in the first place? Heh, wonderful. I'll allow him to help once more...

@Kageomi
*Holds her*

Sorry you had to see that. Shall we leave?
Satan... where was I when I was dead?!
Spectre! *rushes over to him* are you ok?
I have no idea spec, but you're back.
Sam
Well, I don't hate Satan anymore.
Gin: What?!
Sam: You're alive. Serpent's alive. I don't see any need too.
*Walks in shooting paint every where leaving no inch of the building unpainted with light blue paint* Sup.
*a loud wail escapes the bathroom* DAAAMN ITTT!!! *.....woah, that sounded painful...*
*is now covered in paint*
*he climbed out as the portal closes and washes off the blue paint*

Satan where was I when I was well... DEAD?!
*has an angry deadpan expression as she is drenched in paint* ...
Get hecking splatted. *puts his paint gun away and sits down* Names Tim, Splat Tim.
*she walks out of the bathroom, no longer flushed, but looks exhausted* That... sucked.... And why is everything blue now?
Sam
*Has a blue lab coat*
And now I hate life.
Now you've inkin done it! *pulls out a tri-slosher as soaks tim in pink paint*
To feel better Sam I have to take two days to clean this suit!
Ha nice. *Tim drinks light blue paint* The good stuff.
Eugh! You actually DRINK that stuff?!
Sam
You need a better cleaner. I just throw this thing into one of my devices, wait 5 minutes and boom. Clean lab coat.
@Unit_Spectre
I don't fucking know. Stop yelling at me.
Paint is best medicine. I should know for I am Tim, Splat Tim.
*The paint steams and bubbles as it evaporates on his skin, soon disappearing*

That was...slightly annoying.
Ok, mister tim. What about those of us who arent squid kids and think paint is actually toxic to our systems? What about us?
Heh, Sucks for you then. *Cracks another cold one of paint and gulps it down* I, Splat Tim, Know best, for I am Tim, Splat Tim.
... *pulls out a water hose and soaks leblanc*
Sam
*Sam gets electrocuted by the water and collapses in his seat.*
Gin: Probably should have mentioned that Sam and water don't mix.
@Sam
*Satan leans over and evaporates the water on Sam, then gives him a good kick for the reboot*

That work?

@Dahlia
*The water on Satan also evaporates*

Could people stop shooting liquids everywhere!?
Sam
*Sam gasps awake*
Never... do that... again.
Im trying to wash the place off. Its better than having paint stuck everywhere, right!?
*Smiles*

Sam, before you thank me, you're welcome.
Splat Tim stops for no one for I Tim, Splat Tim, are a true rebel of society.
Sam
You did that, Lucy? Well, I guess I really can't hate you now, can I?
@Splat_Tim
Until I strangle the life out of you, that is.
Well then mister tim, could you please be a rebel somewhere else? I dont want to have to go through this twice now...
You're welcome Sam. You really are a much better person than Gin.
Sam
Heh. ANd you're better than he makes you out to be.
Gin: Reject killed a friend of yours, Sam
Sam: He's still alive, Gin. I don't hold grudges.
Splat Tim can't be killed, for I Tim, Splat Time, is the greatest inker and rebel alive. i shall stay here and consume all the paint and shoot all the paint I want.
Sam
Y'know Tim, I bet with all this water everywhere, I can give you a real SHOCKING experience.
*Sam's metal hand sparks*
You can try but Tim, Splat Tim, is fine as I got my paint. *Shoots paint around his seat*
*immediatly wipes of the paint*
*shoots green paint at tim* there we go.
*shoots green paint at tim* there we go.
Ooc: double post agh
*Drinks more light blue paint* Not enough paint to get rid of good ol Tim, Splat Tim.
Sam, can you explain to me why Gin hates me? I haven't really wronged him.
Sam
*A portal opens above Tim. A monster made of a black ink punches Tim repeatedly.*
???: Will that be all.
Sam: Standby just in case, Isaac.
*Activates his bubble shield* Gonna have to do more than that. *Guzzles down more light blue paint*
Sam
*Sam shrugs.*
Apart from breaking his ribs you mean? He innitally just likes teasing you, but seeing you wrong a lot of people while he can't do anything must really annoy him. He's a do gooder who can really hold a grudge, that's all. Oh, and Isaac?
Isaac: On it.
*Multiple Black Ink swords rain down on the shield, breaking it.*
*grabs tims shirt and drags him outside*
I don't wrong people. I'm a nice guys and avoid doing so. Alright, I get carried away sometimes. Other than that, I promise.
*drops a giant ice cube made of black paint on tim*
*He turns into a squid and clibs back on his seat* Tim, Splat Tim, stays here now.
*sigh* It always is a treat to see people deal with gags like this seriously... I could intervene, but where's the fun in that!
Sam
This guy annoys me. Mayu, portal him somewhere.
Mayu: His assets frozen, his venue chosen. To the end of the earth, whoopee.
*A portal, assumedly to the end of the earth, opens up beneath Tim and quickly closes.*
Sam: An Aladdin reference? really?
Sup long nose, names Tim, Splat Tim. This place is pretty nice, aside from the company. *Tim guzzles more Paint*
Sam
Barrier Module: Fire
*Fire Null. Nuclear Resist. Wind Weak. *
I'm safe now.
Can you does it, Tim, splat tim?
Sam
OOC: Wrong board. When do you see that often?
*Tim runs back into Leblanc* Can't get rid of Tim that easily kiddo. *Shoots loads of Light blue Paint everywhere* Get inked.
OOC: Never tbh.
Tim can does it all the time, He does it right now. *Tim guzzles more paint down*
Ooc: I've seen it a few times
*mops up the paint* fuck it. *leaves while flipping tim off*
Wait up, Dahlia. I do not wish to stay here any longer.

*Walks out too*
Catch ya later kiddo, have a nice day.
Yeah, I'm ouities. *poofs out*
Sam
Wait up guys.
*Sam follows*
*Sniff* Tim did good work today. *Guzzles more light blue paint down*
Thanks, Tim. Those guys never leave! Now I can tell you a good source of memes if you let me clean this place up.
*Sniffs* Sounds good, let Tim, Splat Tim, help you clean up the place.
*whispers to tim, splat tim*
I hide the memes underneath the booth closest to the door.
*Tim guzzles some more paint down* Those must be some god tier memes to be that well hidden.
*walks downstairs from the attic*

So yeah Tim is an Inkling...
*Guzzles some more paint down and looks at the guy* Sup, names Tim, Splat Tim, and don't you forget it.
So how's the Rainmaker game? Heard it was chaotic.
*Tim guzzles more paint now and burps* Rainmaker, that thing is pretty good for maximum inking.
Then heard that one of the popstar was an "octoling"?
*Tim Burps some light blue paint up* Yea, her, she pretty good, but Tim still likes Sqiud Sisters, though that new girl pretty good.
(*leaves for two hours, comes back and the thread is dead asf* Whelp..)
OOC: Splat Tim was being obnoxious, so we all left the cafe.
(Naruhodo....)