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BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: once more, page b4 posts
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: "Yep" to both of you.
Unit_Spectre
*walks out of the washroom with his armor clean*

So what did I miss?
Tsugumi-Chan
......no clue, Spec...
BonafideMonafide04
Alot.
Dahlia
*sigh* why does a forum need a president? Its a FREAKING! FORUM! NOT A WORLD-WIDE STATE! IF ANYTHING, MISHIMA SHOULD BE THE "PRESIDENT" SINCE HES THE ADMIN...
Tsugumi-Chan
*nods* Agreed, Dahlia..
BonafideMonafide04
And we can't 420 360 swagscope him, he has sans' skills for dodging!
Tsugumi-Chan
... *she passes out....* zzzzzz......
Sam
Lucy gave him powers. Lucy can take them away.
NotIgor
*he hangs up splat tim posters*
Mishima is the sole dictator.
Splat Tim is the president.
You are dissenting citizens.
I am giving our president a chance and not complaining.
Dahlia
We do not need a president! Why does a forum need a president!
BonafideMonafide04
Thank you dahlia!
Sam
There was a ballot with 7 boxes and they all said "Splat Tim". How the hell was this the will of the people?
*Shoots a poster with a wrist bow bolt.*
NotIgor
Why do forum users use this as a home hmm?
Why does a forum need anything that it has?
Point is: Deal with it. The memes won this battle.
BonafideMonafide04
Sure I like memes, but this is taking it too far!
The_Dark_Messiah
*Sighs*

All this bullshit annoys me.

*Speaks an incantation*

I have removed his dumb paint killing thing. He is powerless, besides being a mary sue.
NotIgor
You do realize being a Gary Stu makes him all powerful right?
Dahlia
You made that vote one-sided! It was biased! Those are not memes, those are RIGGING THE SYSTEM!
The_Dark_Messiah
I am aware, NotIgor. Whatever, I'm not arguing again. Waste of my time.
Unit_Spectre
He's a Inkling... painting turf is their thing...
BonafideMonafide04
I DONT CARE IF ITS HIS THING!
Sam
Lucy, can't you just banish him into another dimension or something? Get Star. Combine powers. Something like that.
Dahlia
Now you're speaking my language, sam!
The_Dark_Messiah
I wish, but I can't combat gary stus if their just going to bs their way through things. Sorry, can't help.
BonafideMonafide04
Sam, that is the best thing I have heard all day.
NotIgor
Nobody else ran so eh.
Dahlia
The only way to beat a gary stue is to beat him with a mary sue, then?
Sam
No-one else got the chance!
Dahlia
@NotIgor
You couldve at least put a no option without calling us "scum of the earth"...
NotIgor
Next time register to vote like a good citizen
Dahlia
Next time put a legitamate no option, asshole!
NotIgor
I came here to have a good time, and honestly I feel so attacked right now.
Sam
Regardless, we need Mary Sue's dimension hole thing she was rambling about a few posts back.
NotIgor
Too bad she and Splat Tim won't fight
Dahlia
You drive away customers by making them feel unwelcome! Im telling the boss on you!
BonafideMonafide04
And blowing up Leblanc on more than just one occasion!
NotIgor
How so?
NotIgor
I never recall doing that.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim enters* Hello it is I Tim, Splat Tim your new president. One house blend please.
Ron_Weasley
{The ginger haired young man walks into the cafe with a wide smile.}

Morning everyone!

{He finds a free seat and sits down in silence.}
NotIgor
*offers Tim a cup of piping hot coffee and some ink to mix in*
Greeting Mr. President
Dahlia
I remember! I remember it clear as day! Nothing you can do can change the past!
Sam
Uh, guys. It's here.
NotIgor
Let me see evidence
BonafideMonafide04
Ugh, not you again!
BonafideMonafide04
Tim, just go home!
Splat_Tim
Thank you very much long nosed man. *Tim, Splat Tim sits down in his still ink covered seat and drinks his coffee* Today has been one crazy day for I Tim, Splat Tim.
Dahlia
This forum needs no president! Leave now, or we'll impeach!
Sam
Leave. I'll open a portal back to whatever Splatoon hellhole you came from, just leave
NotIgor
I do not recall the people having the right to impeach.
Splat_Tim
*Sigh* I guess they are racist against my kind, I Tim, Splat Tim only wish for the best, but they just keep harassing me.
Ron_Weasley
{Ron looks over in confusion at Dahlia's remark.}

The bloody hell do you mean, a "forum"?
NotIgor
I suppose this is the response you'll get... Being the first inkling president and all.
Sam
The last person with chambers like yours started a world war. It's hardly racism.
Dahlia
And take your asshole friend with you!
Ron_Weasley
{Ron blinks in confusion as his jaw drops.}

The bloody hell is an Inkling!?
NotIgor
Ink chambers to calm everyone down. I'm fairly certain curing anxiety isn't a crime.
Splat_Tim
They just don't want to accept Inkling culture, i guess they truly are if they are pushing me to leave even if this place is supposed to combine different worlds. Tim, Splat Tim is very dissapointed in this place.
Sam
They drown people in ink. We are not Inklings, Tim. We can't just drink that crap.
Splat_Tim
Who said anything about drowning?
Dahlia
You're poisoning everyone with harmful chemicals! Next you're gonna shove paint down my throat, killing me, arent you?!
Splat_Tim
Its like a water park but with ink, jeez, you people really are not ok with Inkling culture and are just making up baseless assumptions. Tim, Splat Tim is not happy.
NotIgor
I've drank his ink. It's actually healthy for you.
Splat_Tim
Who said the ink was toxic?
Bgammax
OOC: DId you know? Some types of ink/paint are in fact edible. Plus Splatoon paint isn't like any from real life. For all we know it could be highly nutritious.
Dahlia
Just look at what you did to leblanc! *the camera pans to the time tim doused the entire place in paint*
Sam
Your ink is toxic to us humans. We are not inklings.
NotIgor
Have you ever thought he simply repainted the place? Spiced it up ya know?
Sam
OOC: But that's just a theory. A game theory.
Dahlia
Ooc: and anyone of a different color gets stuc kin it like gum on a sidewalk and all of their vitals burst. For all we know thats what happens if inkings try to fill humans with their ink.
Dahlia
You expect humans to live life according to your lifestyle! Humans lives matter!
Splat_Tim
This ink is good for you, why is it being called toxic, the only toxic things here are all of you except long nose man.
Sam
You are everything wrong with the nexus!!!
Dahlia
Paint has chemicals that do not mix with our bodies! Watch! *drinks paint and immediately barfs it out and dies of poisoning*
Splat_Tim
Who said I'm forcing? I'm simply bringing you to a fun place, have I turned this place into a cafe that only serves ink? No, stop accusing me of things that I Tim, Splat Tim have not done.
Ron_Weasley
{Ron scratches his head.}

Don't mind them Tim, they're just being right wankers...

{He sighs in defeat at the shocking racism present in the current political climate.}
Splat_Tim
Apparently I'm not everything wrong if people voted me to be president, you don't hold everyones opinions.
Sam
*Resituates Dahlia with the power if electricity*
See? It's bad for us. Now, go back to Inktopia or whatever it's called.
Splat_Tim
I'm confused Ron but thank you for your support! Tim, Splat Tim is very happy!
Dahlia
*has a sign saying "there was literally no 'no' option. It called us 'scum of the earth for simply disagreeing with a meme. This was a mistake. Everyone who voted yes should feel ashamed. Were gonna die."
Splat_Tim
You guys stay with baseless rumors. It sickens me that you are like this. Tim, Splat Tim is not happy.
NotIgor
>Was no no option
>The no option called you scum of the eart
:thinking:
Shiza_Salad
God, why won't he just leave. The only one who approves of him is NotIgor. No one likes a gary sue.
Sam
*Sam holds up the ballot paper, proving the statement correct.*
And I have 500 more of them.
Splat_Tim
*Tim laughs* Forgery is a crime you know. *Tim sips his coffee*
Dahlia
Hell. Even MARY FLIPPING SUE is more likable than tim! At least she lets me take pictures with my friends!
Splat_Tim
*Tim laughs more* Theres another Mary sue ,not the under score, That everyone seems to be one hundred percent ok with, I Tim, Splat Tim see how it is.
Sam
What will it take for you to just leave us alone and never come back?
NotIgor
His four year term ending
Sam
Not helping, Long Nose.
NotIgor
You asked. I answered.
Dahlia
He does not even deserve one year! He tried to kill me...
Splat_Tim
Never going to leave even after my four year term, you people need to learn manners and need to stop being racists.
NotIgor
Let's see evidence. You could be charged for defamation.
Sam
We'll be charged for unlawful booing like Bona if he stays.
Dahlia
It dissintigrated a bag of popcorn as shown here. https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=8998 Based on this, and how weak muscle tissue in the stomach is, i theorised that it would be lethal for all humans to injest.
NotIgor
Booing is freedom of speech Tim won't take that right away. But baseless slander is a crime
Splat_Tim
So sam, You stand for bullying? Thats how you appear to Tim, Splat Tim
NotIgor
Need I remind you that tims ink is no longer lethal? Also you're the one who made the decision to say it disintegrated. Odds are any of us Pro-Timers could have and would have eaten that popcorn.
Sam
Please. Drink his paint right now, Long Nose. I'm curious to see how far you;ll take this nonscence.
Dahlia
It was an observation. Besides, inklings do not have the same body structure as humans. And an inkling is expecting humans to behave like inklings. It seems outlandish if you ask me.
NotIgor
Sure.
*he chugs a can of Tim's paint before wiping his mouth with a napkin*
Refreshing!
*he looks invigorated*
NotIgor
A human expecting an inkling to behave like a human would be outlandish too, no? Don't force your racist agenda on our president.
Sam
5...4...3...2...1
*Sam watches with a smirk as NotIgor collapses.*
NotIgor
But I didn't
Dahlia
Gary stue alert! Gary stue alert!
Splat_Tim
I feel threatened here. Tim, Splat Tim does not like the vibes.
NotIgor
Mr. President we have a room in back where these racists can't harm you.
Sam
Eh. Testing the limits of this collapse of the forum. Alas, I can't control othe peoples movements yet.
*Sam writes something down*
hazama
*walks inside*
Splat Tim is the best, he is now the official president of the Phansite.
*walks out*
NotIgor
You could have tried NotLgor it'd work for maybe a minute
Dahlia
Besides im not expecting tim to behave like us humans. Im expecting him to be civil in his "rebellion" and will not stand for him trying to force ink down our throats.
NotIgor
he's the president... Remind me again how he's rebelling if he IS the authority?
Sam
Gah. It's too late, Dahlia. We need someone with more power.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim salutes Hazama as he walked out* A good man If I Tim, Splat Tim do say so.
Bgammax
*Appears in front of Leblanc, Gamma peeks inside*

Oh, great. Yeah. Not visiting this place again. I mean, I never intended to anyways... You know what, I know where the door is, I think I'll use it.

*walks away as quickly as he possibly can*
Sunbreaker-Titan
*a familiar guardian walks in with some new gear*

Feels so nice to be back...
NotIgor
Don't be racist in my establishment please
Sunbreaker-Titan
wow way to greet an old friend there Igor.
Bonafied-Monafied
*Bona walks in* Sup peeps I revived, and hello titan, we havent talked much before but I have seen ya around.
NotIgor
I need to be on edge. There are racists everywhere these days. They can't welcome their new president because of their prejudices
Sunbreaker-Titan
I've been in the European dead-zone for about a year cleaning up a shard of the Traveler.
NotIgor
You must be tired then. What'll you have?
Mona
Trump is racist, tho
Sunbreaker-Titan
*takes off his helmet to show his blue skin and eyes and white spiked hair*

Some coffee would help.
NotIgor
Not as racist as some people on this site.
NotIgor
Any preferences?
Ace_Defective
*Ace_Defective heelies in, lets keep this thread rolling,

Yo Senpai! Any soda cans there?
NotIgor
We got some in the back but I need to keep those in stock for tomorrow.
Sunbreaker-Titan
I was born in the Golden Age, a relative to the Queen's Blade Petra Venje, I am 180 years old and I am part of the Sunbreaker Order.
Ace_Defective
Wow is that a robot! Nice meeting you! The names Junpei Iori! Ace Detective!
Sunbreaker-Titan
I am not an Exo... I am an Awoken guardian.
NotIgor
Junpei you can just say he's a cyborg/alien.
Ace_Defective
Okay that makes some sense I guess, so your like a Gundam right? That's pretty cool!
Sunbreaker-Titan
Again I am a guardian.

*summons the Hammer of Sol*

I am an envoy of the light of the Traveler.
AkariSuzumoto
I'm kind of a traveler...
Lelouch
Uh it's not that kind of traveler he's talking about, I think
Sunbreaker-Titan
I meant this Traveler.

*Shows a picture of the Traveler*

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/su5hasTPEIA/maxresdefault.jpg
AkariSuzumoto
It looks like the moon.
Sunbreaker-Titan
It has the look of the moon but it contains light that made me into a Guardian.
AkariSuzumoto
Sounds complicated...
Sunbreaker-Titan
It's simple once you master it.

*he flicks a small flame on his finger*
Saitama
*enters* Yo
Jill_Stingray
Same
Spectrum
"Hi."
Jill_Stingray
There is very little coffee or curry talk in this coffee and curry place.
Hyllock
*Enters*
Coffee! Please!
Aergia
OOC: There goes the effort of making a new one

*Aergia... is sleeping in the special booth*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Walks in the door, exhausted*
Anyone at the counter?
Hyllock
Shinji! Thank god, how did it went?!
Akamoto_Shinji
Its good.... Aqua is resting now... I should be too honestly.
Hyllock
*Sighs in relief*
God... I really got worrried, Hill didn't talked about it...
Hyllock
I'm happy you are ok... amd Aqua too!
Oh, also, yhanks for the magitek! I'm not into tech... but this helps a lot!
Akamoto_Shinji
Yeah. At least.... I hope she's ok. She seemed out of it when we found her.....
Jill_Stingray
The service here is incredibly slow.
Hyllock
Out of it? Hm... maybe staying so much time imside Mementos affected her...
Akamoto_Shinji
Looks like no one is at the counter..... I'll do it.

*Gets Jill some coffee and curry, Hyll some coffee, and himself some tea*

I..... I don't think we were in mementos where we found her, Almost like Mementos connected itself to another world.....
Hyllock
*?!*
Connected to another world? Is that... even posible?
*Sips from her coffee mug*
Jill_Stingray
I never asked for anything.
I simply brought up the lack of food focus.
Akamoto_Shinji
Don't know. But I assume so, perhaps it was a world that was in the process of being pulled into the Nexus.... If thats so, that would suggest that the Nexus uses mementos to pull things in....

This is all just speculation thought, I have no proof.
Hyllock
*Procesing... procesing... procesing...*
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh, sorry.... Mind isn't working at full power right now.
Bgammax
*Gamma walks in with a sigh. He sits at a far booth before noticing the lack of employees, so he makes his way behind the counter*

I see you people just came in like usual. Consider yourself lucky I showed up to sort of man the place.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yo Gamma, As for manning the place, I've been doing so, but feel free to take the counter.
Hyllock
Hey Gamma! Long time no see!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs before looking at the two*
Well Shinji you were doing a good job keeping the neko busy.
Reason you haven't seen me much is that I usually don't waste my time around here, but lost my job at a Manga store so for now I've got nothing better to do
Hyllock
A manga store? Hm... I heard of one near here...
Akamoto_Shinji
Well, there were only three people in here, myself included, so It's not like there are many orders, no?

Yeah.... I haven't been around much either. Went home for a while, then went on a four day Mementos rescue trip.... got back last night....
Bgammax
Considering where we are, there are probably like a dozen Manga stores near here. I worked at the edge of the city though Quieter there

*Gamma then looks between Shinji and Jill*
So. Shinji. You notice there's a normal person here for once, right? The kind of person who I've talked about would think you're crazy for openly talking about magic in front of.
Sam
*Sam walks in*
Oh good, the place is clean.
Hyllock
Who, Jill? Nah, I'm sure she is fine! She is been here for some time now...
Akamoto_Shinji
*Shrugs*
Magic is a part of the Nexus, No point in tip toeing around it just cuz some people think its crazy. That's like refusing to talk about gods in front of an atheist.

Yo blonde, thanks for the help yesterday.
Sam
You're welcome.
*Sam sits down and starts fiddling with his metal arm*
My name is Sam, by the way. Use it in the future.
Akamoto_Shinji
Got it Sam.
Hyllock
Oh, hey! So you are Sam, uh? Nice to meet you
Sam
Yeah, you as well, person
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and calmly looks at Shinji*

For people like you, maybe. But for those of us who actually live around here, there's a whole world out there where the only knowledge of magic they have is when it comes to ruin their lives. Not everyone gets to live in a wonderful little bubble and poof away at any time.
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks in* Can I please have some water? *He sits down*
Hyllock
The name is Hyllock. You already meet my counterpart, Hillock
Akamoto_Shinji
I'll ignore that "wonderful little bubble" comment, And I fail to see why I should be careful mentioning magic in a world filled with it. They'll encounter it one way or another, so why pretend it doesn't exist?
Bgammax
There's a difference between pretending it doesn't exist and going out of your way to talk about it. For example, you could just call it a trip, or business trip. And talk about it like it's normal, which you claim it is. No reason to specify further.
Sam
The army guy with lightsaber. Right, I do know him.
Akamoto_Shinji
I'm not going out of my way to talk about it, That's like saying, I went to Leblanc, is going out of your way to talk about food, what you're describing is going out of my way to not talk about it, which you don't do in "Normal" conversation, only when you're trying to hide things. And I have nothing to hide.
Bgammax
*Gamma shrugs at Shinji's comment*
You know, would like it if people went out of their way to talk about normal things. But let's face it, normal for you people is nowhere near normal for everyone else. I suppose we'll just have to have our differences about that. After all, I can't expect you to understand the slightest thing about it.
Splat_Tim
*Walks in downing his light blue ink* Sup all! *Burps* Your president Tim, Splat Time is here to enjoy some coffee. *Shoots light blue ink on a seat and sits down*
Hyllock
Yeah, that guy. Sorry if he seemed blunt: he is having a bad moment right now
Hyllock
Hello... Splat Tim, is it?
Akamoto_Shinji
*leans back*
Right, Sorry, head isn't working full time today, still exhausted from last night.... and still worrying....
Sam
Oh god. This guy.
*Sam reconnects his arm*
Jill_Stingray
Wonderful.
Food is being sold.
NotIgor
Black, I take it?
*he places a cup of coffee next to ink and dye powder*
Splat_Tim
Splat Tims the name Presidencys my game. *Downs more light blue ink*
HibkiKuze
Can I have some water?
Splat_Tim
BRAAP! Thanks long nose man, I Tim, Splat Tim shall consume such good stuff. *Downs the coffee* Good stuff.
NotIgor
*he hands Hibki a cup of ice water*
HibkiKuze
Thanks. *He drinks it* I'd like normal without magic as well, at least I'm trying to live a normal life.
Kageomi
*Walks in.*

So, what's going on here?
Hyllock
Good afternoon, Kageomi!
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim guzzles down more blue ink* Sup. Names Tim, Splat Tim, President of the nexus.
Sam
*Mumbles*
In a rigged election.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yo. Nice to meet yall.
Splat_Tim
BRAP! Es good to meet you kid, I Tim, Splat Tim like to meet everyone.
Kageomi
'Ello. Can I get some Black Coffee?
Akamoto_Shinji
Yeah, gimme a sec.

*Gets Kageomi coffee*
Here ya go.
Sam
*Mumbling again*
You sure proved that yesterday, "prez"
Hyllock
Hm... this... "Splat" guy... looks drunk enough to stop breathing. How is he even alive?!
Kageomi
Thanks Shinji.

*She sips her coffee.*

And apparently our "president' is here.
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim, will bring good things to the Nexus. *Tim, Splat Tim guzzles more light blue ink down* I Tim, Splat Tim have protected this place twice yesterday, from a villain named Mary_Sue and Mario_Mario. They were both evil, so I Tim, Splat Tim defeated them.
Akamoto_Shinji
Meh.... Gamma is supposed to be manning the counter, but he went to the restroom I guess.... Dunno if he's coming back....
Hyllock
Yeah... sure...
...
Hey Kageomi, how are you doing?
Kageomi
Doing well, usual jobs 'n stuff.
Hyllock
Good! Sounds better than... "prez" here...
*sigh* talking aboit politics, is been months since I saw Shido around here...
Sam
Who's Shido?
Akamoto_Shinji
Shido's popped up a couple times, Saw him over in the park once.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim guzzles more light blue ink down* Why is everyone so negative on Tim, Splat Tim?
Kageomi
Well "prez", Ya look drunk as hell and ya mostly do unreasonable things. Also the blue paint you always bring is weird.
Hyllock
Oh, sorry Tim. Is just... you are mot in your best shape right now... but I'm sure you are a great guy... when you are not drunk, that is
Unit_Spectre
*walks in*

Morning guys.
Sam
Oh hey, I found more sane people.
Dahlia
Hey sam! Hey spectre! Hey kage!
Sam
Hey Dahlia. I found more people who don't like our new "President".
Unit_Spectre
*he rolled his shoulder*

The Tigrex did a number on me... had to get sugery for a mire durable arm.
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim isnt drunk. He needs to drink for his survival. Tim, Splat Tim went through a serious accident a long time ago...*He drinks some more light blue ink* Tim, Splat Tim is trying his best to be a president but everyones so negative that they dont even want to see the positives. *Tim, Splat Tim burps while drinking more light blue ink*
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey Spec, thanks for the help yesterday.

Hey Dahlia, We've met once.... right? Or am I pulling memories from Nana?......
Hyllock
Hey Spec!

*Stands up, reaching Tim. Then she seats near him, patting his shoulder*
Is fine... you just have to work a little on your image, that is. I'm sure you can do it!
Dahlia
No shinji, we've met. I know we did.
Kageomi
Eh, just do something that helps us and you're fine in my book. Fix your impression on us, and maybe you'll be praised.
-Reaper-
*enters and sits down in a booth.
Unit_Spectre
It's nothing Shinji. Just being a friend.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim lightly sips his light blue ink* I will try, but people no matter what will still dislike Tim, Splat Tim for no apparent reason other than that I am Tim, Splat Tim.
Akamoto_Shinji
Cool, just making sure. Nana and I may be separate people now, but we still tend to get each other's memories every now and then.
Dahlia
Hey reaper! *sits next to him*
-Reaper-
Hey Dahlia.
Kageomi
How about stop acting like you're the best thing to ever live? That's what I think you think you are. And also stop the 3rd person thing.
Sam
Yeah, the third person thing got old like, 17 hours ago.
Dahlia
So how've you been?
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey Reaper, Been a while.
-Reaper-
*yawns* I'm tired *looks at Shinji* Hi Shinji.
Hyllock
Then! I will helo you!
*Suddenly standing up, her eyes filled with determination*
Tell me your program! If it is good enough, I will help you on your campain!
Hyllock
Help*
(I hate this keyboard)
Splat_Tim
I Tim, Splat Tim do not act like the best thing ever, Tim, Splat Tim did good things and still get hate. Also I Tim, Splat Tim am sorry if my way of speaking bothers you but I, Tim, Splat Tim, cannot help it. Its a speech impediment. *Tim guzzles down more light blue ink down*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Relaxes and sips tea*
This last week was stressful.....
Splat_Tim
My program for this place is to provide free healthcare, to stop bullying and spread happiness throughout the nexus.
Unit_Spectre
So Shiniji... how is Aqua? Looks as she had forgotten some things.
-Reaper-
It was.
Kageomi
Free healthcare? Don't need it, I can heal myself. Bullying doesn't happen often though, or I just haven't been paying attention and it happens often.
Hyllock
Then, I shall support your program!
In fact, I think is the only program right now...
Sam
When everyone can just heal themselves, why is healthcare even an issues in the Nexus?
Akamoto_Shinji
Not sure..... She was really out of it. She's still resting right now. I should be too honestly.
Dahlia
Besides, im a licensed medic. I can heal people if they need it.
Splat_Tim
No one can heal them selves from the deep dark void which is life.......and cancer, Splat Tim care provides research in cancer. *Tim, Splat Tim guzzles down a keg of Light Blue ink*
-Reaper-
*puts his arm around Dahlia's shoulder*
Kageomi
Weird speech there, "prez". I don't have cancer, and I don't think life is a "deep dark void".
Dahlia
*looks at him while blushing and kisses him on the cheek*
Unit_Spectre
Alright. Just rest easy Shinji. Abd my last week was hell...
Hyllock
C'mon, he just wants a better place for the nexus!
And besides, as I pointed out before, there aren't any other politic party. He is the only candidate for now
Splat_Tim
Anyway I Tim, Splat Tim, gots some peeps to splat, I, Tm, Splat Tim will be back later on in this fine establishment. *Tim, Splat Tim leaves whilst also leaving a trail of light blue ink behind him*
Akamoto_Shinji
Thanks, I'll try.
-Reaper-
So how was your day? *looks at her*
Sam
*Sam flicks blue paint of his lab coat*
Every. Single. Time.
Dahlia
It was ok... nothing really big happened...
-Reaper-
That's good *smiles*
Kageomi
*Looks at the trail of blue paint.*

Someone's gotta somehow clean that up.
naho
*enters*
Dahlia
Im on it. *mops up the paint and gets back together with reaper*
-Reaper-
Do you want a drink?
The_Dark_Messiah
*Enters with a sigh*

Hello, all.
-Reaper-
Hello Satan.
The_Dark_Messiah
Greetings Reaper. How're you?
Kageomi
'Ello Satan.
Hyllock
Sorry, can I get more coffee, please?
-Reaper-
I'm doing good thanks. And you?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she walks in, taking a seat at a booth, placing a bag down and curling up, groaning*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Gets Hyll another coffee*
-Reaper-
Hi Yang.
Hyllock
Thanks Shinji!
Hyllock
Oh, hi Yang
Dahlia
No thanks, but thank you for asking. *smiles at reaper*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she waves at Reaper, letting out another groan and curling up further* Hi..
naho
*sits down on a booth and sighs*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she waves at Hyll*
Dahlia
Hey guys... had a rough day, huh?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at the bag she left on the table, then pushes it away* Eeeugh...... I wanna puke...
naho
what happened yang
Kageomi
I'm pretty sure everybody does these days. I've been only sparring and practicing skills lately but still getting tired as fuck.
The_Dark_Messiah
I'm alright Reaper. Just bored and looking for some sort of meaning to this existence I have.
Tsugumi-Chan
I was challenged to an eating contest, then I ate waaaaay too much.... *gags* And now I wanna puke....
naho
*gives yang a barf bag*
Hyllock
Oh. You should let it out on the bathroom. Trust me, is better that way
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods at Hyll, making her way to the bathroom, shutting the door. Retching and gagging noises can be heard from within....*
Hyllock
*sigh* looks like she overdid...
naho
*takes out a 3DS and plays pokemon*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Puts his feet up*

So, what are you all up to? Anything interesting?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she leaves the bathroom, groaning* Eugh... *she sits back down, staring at the plastic bag* .....hey, anyone want my leftovers? They're chicken fingers, fries, and a bacon double with the works....
Sam
Not really.
*Sam shrugs before going back tofiddlig with his metal arm.*
Kageomi
Nothin' interesting, just a bunch of sparring.
Akamoto_Shinji
I'll take them.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she hands the bag of food to Shinji* Here you are...
naho
*is almost vomiting*