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OOC: i wounder what is going to happen
*he opens up his letter to revel a device with a power button on it*

Must be from Atlas...
Yes, mine is from the Schnee Dust Company! My dust order has been fulfilled! It should be here soon...
Oh, mine is from weapons monthly! I'm getting a special prize for winning a raffle! Oh, I can't wait!
*grab the thing in my letter*
Sam
Hmm. I see. How interesting
*Sam tosses his letter through a portal, having done reading it*
Some more data for me to look through later.
*opens the package*
Oh..... It's Aqua's album..... I'll make sure she gets it back......
*Enters*
Hey again, guys? Did I miss anything?
*an Atlesian drone flies in, dropping several cases of assorted dust on a table before flying out* Yess....!
*takes out a letter and reads it and by the look on my eyes its not good*
*he puts the device on his robotic arm and is upgraded with his robotic fingertips now "growing" small daggers*

What is this?
Huh...*a huge crate lands on and killed her. She Respawns on top of the crate* ouch. Welp, I'll be going now. I've got to look at what I won. *Suddenly disappears with the crate*
Sam
A claw attachment, assumedly.
An upgrade, eh?
*Rom steps back*
Is the game still on? Or is it over.....
oh yeah *is scared and puts the letter on the ground and is now trying to forget that*
*another drone flies in, but it has the Heroes Association logo on it. It drops a crate on some free space on the floor, containing mail* Ooh, more mail. *she starts rummaging through the crate*
*he scans and examines the claw*

Wait Atlas gave me a Grappling hook upgrade based off of Penny Polendina? Who's that?
Sam
You look troubled, ninja. What's wrong?
*looks at Spectre* Penny? Oh, she's an android! She's the first robot ever manufactured with an Aura! She died, though. Pyrrha panicked and used her Polarity, and her sword threads sliced off her arms, legs and head. *she's holding a pile of mail, envelopes and packages stacked on top of each other* There's more mail in there, but it's not mine! For Spectre and Naho. I think I saw a letter or two for Saitama, too.
For me?
Mail? What's the occasion?
Jeez, a lotta ya have mail. Ain't surprising though.
*doses not want to say anything about the mail*
*nods at Saitama* Yeah. *she dumps her mail on a table and starts sorting through it*
This is disturbing...
*is still scared... maybe someone should look at naho's letter*
Can you check it for me?
wait what.. their more mail for me?
Sure! *she grabs Saitama's letters, reading them* ..........wow. Hate mail. Not cool..... *she holds one up* This one's not as bad, though, just passive aggressive...
The usual...
*looks at Saitama* Usual? That's terrible... *she opens a package before putting it down, looking like she's contemplating life*
hey yang mind if you open up my letters..
*he takes a look of Naho's letter and becomes pale as Weiss*

...
I don't really care about those letters...
Hey... uh, Spectre? Are you okay?
Sam
The hell is in that letter?
*the letter that specte picked up sayed this "dear naho.. i have bad news first back in our universe despair has almost fully won, another thing your despair side will be taking more control over you time to time, three sami is coming to kill you again or let your despair side full take over your body.. naho i hope you get this is letter in time"*
Yeah... just fine...
*Reads the letter*
Oh... I see
*nods at Naho* Sure.... *she gets some of Naho's mail, opening letters up and reading them* .....love letters from fanboys... fan art... And a set of shuriken from some magazine called "Ninja Night Monthly".
.........Everyone is getting all this mail..... all I got was work.....
oh... wait what.. *takes the shurikens* wow guess i somehow go in this cool.. *takes all of the love letters and fan art and puts them into my inventory*
Sam
All I got was data. Then again, that's all I need.
*Rom searches the box of mail to see if he has any*
Just in case...
Naho.. if that is from Ultimate Despair, l'm calling all available soldiers to repel it.
sanoba is one of my friends. thanks to that letter he warn me about sami. not to come back to my universe... and sami became a ultimate despair.. hes the worst of them all.. he used to be my best friend...
*Sigh*
I guess I need to learn to make friends....

*goes behind counter*
Anyone want anything?
Sam
Ultimate... Despair?
*Sam holds in a laugh*
What a stupid name.
Oh, do you have tea?
*he says while rummaging through the box*
Yup. Commin up.
*puts a tea next to Rom*
Thanks!
*Rom pulls out an envelope from the stack labeled: "Jurai" With a silhouette of a manticore in the corner*
Perfect...
*He opens the envelope, and finds a letter with a USB key attached to it*
... Sam.. Ultimate Despair is a terrorist group.

*he walks out a signal flare and talks into his radio*

All available Winslow Accord agents we got another U.D. attack! The coordinates are marked in your hud. Get going!
sami could be anywhere... he could be planning right.. *is scared*
Don't worry Naho. Once Sami is captured we'll put him on rehabilitation.

*he loads a mag into his Maverick AR*
Trust me naho-san. The nexus is filled with god killers, you're safe here.
sami is not like the others.. hes doing this by his own will
Either way, your friends are here, I'm sure they have your back.
.. and if i leave this place the mind control will come back to control.. some im kinda suck here if i want to be in control..
*Rom reads his letter and smiles faintly* Thanks...
*Takes his USB key and plugs it into his phone, and 3 new apps appear* Wow... now this is getting interesting...

*Puts letter and USB key in his bag and walks up to the others*
Is there anything I can do to help with the whole "despair" situation?
Better to be stuck somewhere safe than be stuck somewhere dangerous right?
Better to be stuck somewhere safe than be stuck somewhere dangerous right?
you dont get it.. he could take me out at any moment.. *a bullet flys past me and hits the wall and a note came out of the bullet*
GET DOWN!

*he grabs Naho and they both dives down*

*click* Enemy sniper around LeBlanc! Need back up!
Oh jeez!
*Rom starts a scan for the sniper*
Sam
*Sam looks up from his data*
The hell?
*Sees the letter*
I doubt they'll fire again. You got more mail, Naho.
someone read that letter!

*rom could not scan where the sniper is...*
Damn... He must have gotten away!
*no.. the sniper fired from very very far away*
*Kage snaps back into reality at the sound of the shot.*

Huh? What happened?
hmmm... I really gotta upgrade my scan radius
........ *she's contemplating life...*
*throws a rock at yang to snap her back into reality*
*gets up and walks out with rifle in hand*

Any available agents in Shibuya I require back up! Scourer the area!
Sam
Snipers. What a pain. Especially ones that teleport from place to place.
Gin: She's listening you know.
Sam: And what a great person she is too.
*gets up*
Hey, I happen to be a sniper that warps around....
Sam
Unless you warp through water, I'm not talking about you.
... *everyone in the room could here a drop of.. water? from the area where naho is*
*he enters in to hear it*

What is happening?!
Someone explain what the hell's going on.
... *everyone could see a sword in naho's body and the sound of water was really the sound of naho's blood*
Kageomi, a member of Ultimate Despair is here and I am calling all available Winslow Accord agents.
Sam
Naho. Don't. Seriously
*the sword exit out of naho's body as naho falls and the person who stab naho was...*
SHIT!!!

*he conducts medical aid on Naho*
What the-?!
*naho was dead.. and the person who stabbed naho was sami*
Sam
*Sam stares silently. It's hard to read his expression*
Gin: Umm. Sam?
Who...?
*Rom has a confused look on his face?
Hold on Naho! I got this!

*starts stiching up the wound and starts defibrillation*
*cuts naho's head off and grabs naho's head before teleporting away*
*he steps back in shock*

OH GOD!!!
*She looks, her eyes wide in fear in shock.*

N-No... NONONO!!
Sam
*Sam's metal arm sparks slightly.*
How annoying.
Hey guys. What's happening?
Umm... did I walk in on something?
........
*points at Naho's corpse*
Oh, dead body. Why are you all so scared?
*she snaps out of her daze* What happened?!
*The strange cat uses a scanner of some sort on Naho's neck, and then heads out of Leblanc.*
*yang sees my dead body and it had no head on*
....! *her face contorts to one of sheer terror* NAHO! *she kneels down to the headless body*
*The cat returns with an exact copy of Naho's head, and puts it back on. Using a laser, he seals it to the neck, and then injects a red glowing serum into him.*
There, he should be back any moment now...
*nothing happens... and is a ghost now and im floating right behide yang*
Sam
You failed.
Sigh... gotta wait until the spirit tries to get back into the body. For now, all his injuries are healed and his heart is beating... he's just brain dead.
Detections show he's still in Leblanc, so just wait. By the way, have you seen Morgana around?
*Looks at the Space Cat, confused.*

Just what the hell are you?
*she looks at the ghost* Naho...!
I'm Cat E-517, but just call me Space Cat. It's much simpler that way.
*waves and my body blows up*
Whoa... I don't know if I should be relieved or worried.
Wait, what?!
*two Winslow Accord agents walks in and sees the body*

Agent 1: Sir we've captured all U.D. members and are in transport to Cryogen.

Agent 2: Sir you want that body replicated?

Spectre: Affirmative on those two actions.

*the agents puts the headless Naho into a body bag and they leave*
Hey, can anyone see his ghost? Try to talk to him and get him back in his body. Sometimes ghosts are stubborn though,.
Ah, darn it. See, that's really annoying. Now I have to scan his soul.
Can anyone see it?
Loved one or a family member?
*her eyes seem distant, her face frozen in a look of sadness* ....Naho... *she collapses, going unconscious*
*little did they all know the sami they captured was a fake...*

i can still talk you know!
Ahh... there you are. Why did you blow up your body? Stand still and let me scan you, where are you?
Sam
*Sam pulls out a spirit revealing device from a portal and turns it on*
That should help.
I'm really confused right now...
Hey, thanks! *The cat uses the device to see Naho's location, and scans his soul.*
Full body replication can't be done on the spot, so i'll have to head to my lab. I'll be back. *A bright light flashes, and the cat is gone.*
well sanoba made sure that incase that anyone steals my body and trys to clone me into a evil version.. so my body will blows up. im behide the now fainted yang *becomes visible*
Yup, that's better, but just in case...
*Rom starts another scan*
aaaand back to being confused again!
I'm just gonna...

*Walks out of the cafe*
*A bright light flashes again, and the cat appears, holding a replication of Naho's body with the exact clothes and weaponry he had on him before.* Hurry up and get back into your body, before someone tries to steal it.
*He lays it down on the ground, and injects the serum into the body.*
its not the same and dont worry... i will be back, also the sami you captured was a fake *teleports somewhere*
I forgot to tell him that he has fake blood.. if he doesn't drink lots of water within the next 24 hours, the blood will expire..
Now, back to my previous question. Does anyone know where Morgana is? He's my cousin.
Mor...gana? Who's that?
*she regains consciousness* Mnng... My head... I had the craziest dream....
It was real...err, what's your name?
*looks at the Space cat* Err... Yang...
*The cat turns towards Rom.* He's my cousin, per say. We were both created in the Velvet Room, if you know what that is, but not at the same time. So I suppose you could call him my brother..?
*enters*
I see... does he have the ability to transform into a vehicle by any chance?
*Notices Naby* Oh hello again, err... Naby, was it?
Sam
A wild cowboy appeared. Hey.
Augh... fuck... *click* All agents, I want two teams. From Divisions one through four enable heat and infrared vision on to locate Sami is called Alpha and five through eight find all U.D. members and bring them to Cryogen is named Beta. I'll be in Alpha to hunt down Sami.

*he leaves*
Anyway, Igor, our creator, sent me into space. I only ever stayed in the Metaverse space, as that's where I could move as a human. One day, I felt something. A blast of energy. Suddenly, I was pulled out of the Metaverse, but I still kept my Metaverse form. I realized I could switch between them at will now. So I was looking for Morgana, to see if he could do the same thing. I also found out the source of the energy was called the Nexus.
Yes... how did you know that?
*Walks in, some blood on his clothing.*

Yo. What's going on in here?
.. ! wait sami!.. oh you got to be kidding me hes in this universe too! oh my god!
Ah, hey.
Sam
You know Sami? I think they killed Naho like 30 minutes ago.
Well... I've seen him before, but that was a month ago. I don't know where he is now. Is there anything I can do to help?
Nah, it's fine. I'll keep trying to find him. See ya! *The humanoid cat hovers out.*
That was interesting...
*Drinks his tea and rereads his letter*
*Warps in*
What did I miss?
wait what but naho died he could not have killed her again. unless it the far future and i wount be able to see her again or she faked her death.. *is freaking out*
*she crawls back into her booth, looking through more of her mail, opening a package* .....wow. *she hold up a maid dress, grabbing a note in the package and reading it aloud* "Dear Golden Dragon..." Wow, Seiryu called it. "You should really wear this the next time you fight crime." ......... *she puts the dress down, looking like she's done with life*
*sits next you yang... is not freaking out anymore*
*looks at Naby, then back to the dress, then back at Naby, then once again at the dress, inhaling deeply*
*thinks "doses she want me to wear that"*
*she exhales* One of my fans wants me to wear this the next time I'm up against criminals, Naby. *she looks at Naby* I feel so done with life...
*pats yang on the back*

just dont wear it.. and people are just crazy and dumb..
*she nods, putting it with a previously opened package* ....yeah. *she continues to open different letters, smiling at the contents* Well, at least the letters aren't as bad...
i wounder if theirs any mail for me... also i think naho is back and alive but somewhere else..
...*looks at the mail crate, looks back at Naby, then back at the crate. She gets up, running to the crate, grabbing all of Naho's mail and running out of the Cafe, leaving no letter or package behind*
... well then.. *drinks coffee*

OOC: im just going to make a new topic for me and yang to rp in.. is that okay yang
(Sure thang)
(Sure *thing)
*he enters in*

Back from my clean up.
... hello? Anyome here?
Sam
*Sam is asleep in his corner*
Hey hunter. How are you doing?
Yo Hunter.
I got back from Nohr. Deranged Yharnamites were attacking some trade routes so I had to clean it up.
I see. But that doesnt answer my question...
Sam
Huh? What? Where am I?
* Sam yawns*
Besides that I am having fun. Got stucking in a meeting with Xander and Lobster head aka Ryoma due to my stress.
But how are you doing? Are you calm now that we know what really happened in akechi's palace?
Yeah. Ryoma's sisters taught me on how to meditate.
Ah, i see. I think they were hinoka and sakura right?
Yup. Hinoka's method of relaxing was just flying a pegasus which I suck and Sakura's was just sit down and admire the trees. I see Sakura's method more better.
*both Bonas wake up*
Quite understandable. so i went to visit reaper back at his world... he wants to finish up one least year of school before coming back.
If Reaper needs somwthing to get done just let him do it.
I am, dont worry. But i digress, i want to get stronger so i can help him, since he helped me...
*she walks back in* Phew, crisis averted...
Hey yang!
Yo Yang.
*she waves, taking a seat in a booth* Hey, Dahlia. Hey Kuro.
Bona: Hey yang! Hey Kuro! Hey hunt! Hey dahlia!
UT Bona: sup.
Hey Yang. You seem tired.
Hey bonas...
Hey Bona. And do I really look that tired, Hunts? Huh....
Hello you two.
I can agree to a yes...

*he give Yang a cup of iced tea*
*she sighs, mumbling* ....wonder where he's been....
Bona: Also, I haven't seen Splat tim in a while. Ya think he died or something?
UT Bona: well good riddance. I hate him calling me a shadow.
*Bona makes some hot cocoa and UT Bona hunts for more nutella*
...*she sips the iced tea, looking down* Hmm...
*she looks down* ("i think our friends are missing you...")*mumbling* friends... *sheds a single tear*
You okay? Did I made the tea to something not to your liking?
Oh, no the tea's fine... Just....... Missing someone, y'know?
UT Bona: *goes up to yang* hey, ya got any nutella?
*looks at UT Bona* Nope... Sorry.
*With a snap of his fingers, a jar of nutella is in his hands.*

Here you go.
Hint of Strawberry Sunrise?
UT Bona: thanks kuro. *the jar of nutella is eaten in seconds*
....I said someONE, not someTHING. But that, too...
*fidgets with her squid charm, rapidly changing back and forth between human and inkling*
Bona: Lemme guess, ya miss ruby? If ya want, I can have kappa create an illusion of her for a bit.
Qrow?

*adds 1/4TH cup of Yang's favorite drink into the tea*
Nah, I saw Rubes earlier. We grabbed a bite together earlier for lunch.
And I saw my fair share of Uncle Qrow for the week, thank you very much...
*settles on staying in inkling form and lets out a sigh*
Reaper will be back. Bet my Blood Echoes on that.
Its not that hunter... its about my other friends...
*she sips her tea, muttering* ......still miss him....
He'll be back, yang... he just has a year of school left...
*looks at Dahlia* ??? Who you talking aboot?
Yang, who are you speaking about?
Oh... nothing... *looks at the bonas with a sad face, then down at the table*
*looks at Kuro* ... *tints pink* C-Caesar...
*thinks of the good times she's had with bona, then the moment they became evil, then lets out another sigh*
*Looks up from his letter* Eh? Oh, hey Dahlia...
Bona: Oh. Ya miss Shi. That's it. I would offer ya, but I don't know much about him to make a replica of.
Hey rom...
Ah, alright. I can't really help you on that then...
Hey bona... can i ask you a question?
Did anything happen?
*nods at Bona* Aight... *she sips her tea*
Bona: Dahlia, what's with the look?
Bona: sure, what is it?
Are we... still gonna be friends...?
OOC: What character should I bring into the cafe? Place your bets!
Bona: What the heck do ya mean? We'll always be friends! *pats her on the back*
OOC: Well that was a mistake, I can't bring in the secret ones now. And I wanted to bring one in
Ooc: for the lol bring in cdi link
Sam
*Sam wakes up again.*
Huh? Oh, I fell asleep again. That's cool.
Ooc: well fridge.
Bona: Sam, I know what you feel.
*Hibki walks in, however he looks exhausted.* Hi guys. Can I get some water?
*cut to a never-before-seen clip of dahlia's mortified face after hearing bona would be evil* you know exactly why... *swims to the attic crying*
*suddenly a glass of water is in hibkis hands*
Bona: Dude, you OK?
OOC: Let's bring in an oldie that no one remembers!
Bona: Woah, dahlia, come back! *goes after dahlia*
UT Bona:.....what just happened?
*she finishes her tea* Ahh...
Yo Hibki. You look tired, the hell happen to you?
I'm good. I tried a strategy for the out of Nexus transporter. It worked. Tomorrow I'm fixing things in my world! Traveling between worlds is exhausting though,
UT Bona: yang, ya know what happened? im super confused.
*crying on the attic floor, almost in a fetal position* please leave me alone right now...
*she bursts in*

Good afternoon/evening/night everyone!
Bona: This is about the evil thing isn't it? Look, I'm sorry. I just wanted To Help star out a bit. She's my friend! Plus, this stage will surely blow over soon. *hugs dahlia*
*shrugs at UT Bona* No clue...
*shrieks and gets stuck to the ceiling like a cat*

DON'T do that!
Sam
What's up with Dahl?
@The_Hunter

Dang! You're good at jumping!
*she yawns* .... Tired.... *she lays down in her booth* ...very tired....
Now I know how Blake feels when seeing a dog...
Its ok... thanks for explaining, bona. And... im sorry for getting too emotional there... *sheds a happy tear*
UT Bona: hey. never seen ya before. names Bona. well I'm not actually bona, I'm him from another universe. the real bona is upstairs dealing with friend problems.
Bona: It's OK. I forgive you. Come on, let's go back downstairs.
*lets go and lands*

Now then. What brings you hwre to LeBlanc?
*Waves at Hanabi*

Hello there.
Sam
Ugh. I'm going home. I'm not falling asleep in Leblanc's tables again tonight.
*Sam vanishes through a portal*
.........zzz........zzzz..... *she fell asleep....
Ugh, I don't care it's late I'm sleeping here. *He falls asleep*
Hiya Kuroumi!

*she waves back energetically*
Ok... *swims back down and notices hanabi* oh, hello there.
Hello!

OOC: Swim?
*sees Dahlia as a inkling*

... know what I thought my insight fucked with my head longed enough. But not going to judge...
Ooc: long story short, i got a charm that lets me switch between human and inkling form.
Ic: hi there, im dahlia. And who might you be?
Bona:*walks down with her* WOAH, everyone is asleep except hunt, you, and me. *notices hinabi*
Hi there! I don't think I've met you before. I'm Bona! This is also me, but from a different universe
UT Bona: already told her.
Bona: oh.
Its a long story hunter, but to make it short, i can change back and forth between this and my normal self using this charm.
I'm there too...
Bona: Oh, sorry Rom. Kinda forgot you.
Also, I didn't know you could do that! That's... actually kinda neat...
Hanabi_Mio desu! I'm new. Kinda. No I'm not actually. It's a long story, but I met my girlfriend here. Well... not girlfriend. It's like... future girlfriend. But then again... I think she left. I don't think she likes me. But... nevermind. I didn't say anything.
Yeah, people tend to do that...
I'm here too. I'll probably knock out soon though.
Bona: I can do it to hunt! *uses his charm to turn into an inkling*
Jeez... I thought that M. Night Shamala twist with Takuya and and ths truth of Loki made my head twist but this takes the cake...
Nice to meet you, hanabi.
Bona: Wow, I'm forgetting everyone today. Sorry Kuro.
Bona: Nice to meet ya!
*bona turns back into a human*
*the charm made him look like a squid version of Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean and less Inkling*

I feel thirsty...
Heh heh... I'll try to monologue less now...
OOC: Why did squid kids take over the site?!
Anyway... *yawn* all of that crying was making me tired... g'night guys!
Not a problem, Bona. I'm not really noticeable anyways. Also, never knew so many of you could turn into inklings.
Night Dahlia.
G'Night...
Ooc: good thing ya missed splat tim. I think he got banned or something.
Bona: Night dahlia!
Night night, Dah-chan!
Goodnight Dahlia.
Bona: It mainly happened after star made inkopilis. It fused with the actual inkopilis.