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OOC: a page before anyone has posted
I do, Lucy!! I just hope I meet YOUR level of graceful and stylish one day~
Ooc: thank you for filling my role
Ic: *his face becomes as red as blood* I-im a little embarrassed. Can you give me a second?
*stand up and picks up her sword.* This is the VoltBladeV1. It's not just a sword, it's also a gun...that fires needles of Electricity. It's also not only a sword, it's also a chainsword and a scythe. I'm working on getting some new settings in it, but as it currently is, it's my strongest weapon. And it can't destroy an entire nation, but it can commit genocide in a few minutes if charged up enough...
OOC: WOW naho called it!!
WOAH, now that is a cool weapon star!
Lucy.. Are you trying t build a harem again..? and uhhhh that looks really dangerous Star!!
*she curls up in a booth with a blanket and headphones, yawning* Imma go to sleep now... See you all tomorrow, guys! *she starts to mumble* And again... Don't. Touch. The hair....zzz.......zzz.......zz... *she fell asleep...*
Night yang.
Yeah... it's very dangerous...but not as dangerous as that one...*mumbles the last few words to herself* it's also got an auto upgrade feature, and there's plenty to customize on it, so it's pretty great.
@BonafideMonafide0
Take your time...

@Starwaddle
Such graceful, destructive beauty... We could spread all sorts of chaos with this!

@--Morgana
You're stronger than I ever was, Morgana. *Smiles* Perhaps I am... Do you dislike it?
*thinks "lucifer is much different then normal people.. if i meet her on the battlefield it might be hard to know what she will do.. or what she will do right now"*
*the blushing dies down*
I've made up my mind.
My answer is.....
of course my lady. *he winks*
*Glances as Naho with a devilish smile* Hmmm?
*in my mind*

thats weird

despair naho: no kidding.. i wounder what kind of powers she has
*walks in reading a book as usual, and takes a seat in a booth*
So, if I reverse the polarity, and add a few more parts, it should work.
Well.. I dont mind but I dont really know this person well yet.. just dont make me kiss him please!!
Yeah. It's a masterpiece, but it's not the strongest weapon I've ever used. It is, however, my second strongest weapon overall. *(But I wish it was my strongest. That sword...I never should have found it, let alone use it. I'm never using it again... unless I absolutely have to.)*
@BonafideMonafide04 @--Morgana--
Wonderful. *Pulls them in for a hug and smirks* Awww, maybe I would enjoy that though... *Giggles teasingly*

@Starwaddle
So, what is this for? I mean, what are your "expectations"?
What do ya mean second strongest star? What weapon do ya able that could be better than this one?
Well if it's more pleasing to you, I can turn into a girl for you. *he smirks at morgana*
My expectations are to not have so many weapons. This weapon will be my go to choice, so to say. If the enemy needs more power, I'll simply pull out another weapon. And I'd...rather not say. That sword shouldn't be used ever again, and that's that.
Huh!? *he blushes~* w-well.. I do like girls more.. so maybe..
*thinks "and yet morgana dose not know that im a female also and i petted softly earlier"*
*pets morgana* you're cute when you blush!
@BonafideMonafide04 @--Morgana--
Ara? What an interesting development. *Smirks*

@Starwaddle
Hmm, so no immediate plans... What of this sword you speak of?
*thinks "maybe i should just let do whatever lucifer is going to do to me"*
OOC: Mona notices all his pets!! sorry if I missed you naho >.<

Am not.. *he blushes and purrs~* I-Im a handsome young stud!! meow..~
SHE'S BACK!!!!! HAPPINESS!!!!
OOC: its ok it was when everyone was petting you
The OTP is here. Oh I missed you guys so much.
Long story short: ancient weapon, don't touch, and I touched it. I won't go into specifics, but to say it's an ultimate weapon is no joke... considering I cut a universe in half with it... there's more than raw power in it, I will say. But I'm never touching it again. Such power has drawbacks, you know.
*jumps at make Chan bursting in* GAH! *attemots to calm down. Yeah, sure. Handsomely cute!
Unfortunately I'm sleep deprived and I need to sleep, so I'll catch up another time.
That was weird. Sorry about that.
OOC: Mona got bombarded with pets lol <3

Woah a wild Mako-chan!!
Wait, cut a universe in half!?
It's alright.
*thinks "well i think i should talk to star.. or morgana"*
Yeah... like I said, not touching it again. I killed so many innocent people probably...it might have been empty, I'm not sure.
Well thats fine I guess.. If Lucy likes you I can like you too!! also please only save that for totally worst case scenario Star!!
Yeah, that sounds deadly.
Like I said, if you ever want me to turn into a girl, I'll be on it. *wink*
*thinks "hmmmm... well i better just wait"*
OOC: Oh hi Mako-chan

@Starwaddle
If God's forces ever come here, it would be quite useful...
Ok then before o pass out...

*and she leaves as quick as she came*
Nope! no way I'm using it again! There's only one way for me to summon it anyway, and I haven't used it at all in the Nexus! I might have used it at some point, however, but it was probably out of the Nexus. I don't even remember using it if I did use it... there's only one way to destroy it as well, and no one will like what needs to happen in order to do so...but enough about that! Let's talk about something else!
! who wants to play truth or dare
@Starwaddle
Hmm. Very well. Onto greater things.

@naho
Oh, that indeed sounds fun. *Smirks*
Not me, I need to sleep soon.
*puts the bottle in the middle of the table*
if anyone wants to play, sit around the table
*Sits down in a semi-suggestive pose*
Uhh y-you can do what you want Bona!! I mean.. you might be a cute girl.. *he blushes~* and if Lucy is playing Ill play too!!
is all of the players ready
I certainly am.
*spins the bottle and the bottle lands on lucifer*
Oh, am I asking or receiving a question? *Smirks*
your asking
I think your supposed to pick truth or dare Lucy..
Aha, so I see... Hm. Truth or dare, new girl? *Smirks at Naho deviously*
hmmm i better be on the easy side and say, DARE!
That's easy? *expression darkens evily* Then... I dare you to wear a swimsuit for the duration of the ending.
*evening
*put on a swimsuit*
Oh. Well that was... Quite fast.
ok now spin the bottle
*spins the bottle and it lands on morgana*
OOC: upping this post
*wakes up* ....this place is quieter than when I usually wake up.........not used to it.
*Ut Bona walks in and OG bona is still asleep*
UT Bona: heya yang.
Sam
*Sam is fixing something*
Personally, I like the silence.
*waves from her blanket cocoon* Hey, Bona.
*Kuro walks in, looking slightly tired.*
Hey everyone.
*waves* Hey, Kuro.
Hello..
*She takes a seat in a booth, pulling out a paper and pen. Kuro writes at a fast pace, whilst hiding what she's writing at the same time.*
*she's bouncing up and down in her seat, squeaky toy noises sounding each time she bounces* ...?
*Walks in, laptop in hand*
Hello!
*waves at Rom* Hi.
*wakes up while yawning* hey everyone!
Sam
I don't understand how you all could fall asleep in such a place. I'd say it was an interesting talent if it weren't so stupid.
*wakes up*
*she stops bouncing and squeaking* Hi, Dahlia. *she pulls out a squeaky toy she was sitting on* Oh, so that's where the squeaking was coming from....
Two words sam; comfy booths. *notices reapers up* hey reaper. How're you today?
I'm good.
Sam
*Sam rolls his eyes before going back to fixing his arm*
Hi guys.
Good to hear. *looks to addlme* Hey akechi.
*looks at Addalme* Oh, hey there Akechi!
*pours some coffee* Want some?
*She stops writing and folds the paper into her pocket. The pen was thrown into another booth. Kuro leans back into her booth, and waves at everyone.*
Hey.
If you see anything strange its me, I don't have full control of my new powers... I'll need a bit of time...
*Sets up his computer and starts typing again* Now then... What to do...
*Looks up at Akechi* Oh, that's perfectly understandable...
ATCHOO!! *sniffles* Sorry...
I see. Thanks for the heads up. *looks back to reaper* sure, thanks.
*gives her a cup*
By the way, I also came to speak you about that site.
*takes a sip* ok.
*takes a sip*
*she falls out of her booth and starts to caterpillar her way to behind the counter, mumbling* I need coffee...
Well, what do you want to know?
*gives yang a cup of coffee*
Thanks, Reaps! ...can I get a straw?
*gives her a straw* Here you go.
*Enters and sits down in a booth, laying backward*

*Sigh*

Another day, another routine.
Hm... well plenty of things, but lets starts simple. When did it first come into being? *takes another sip*
Thanks! *starts drinking coffee with straw*
You're welcome.
*she finishes her coffee, emerging from her blanket cocoon* Aah, that hit the spot! Thanks again, Reaps.
A few days after I came to the nexus, it was on a coffee, we were speaking and then...

Is hard to explain now, but I found a note in my pocket, saying something about that site, they got angry with me and then I left... sorry that is what I remember.
Sam
*Sam reattaches his arm*
That should do for now. Huh?
*Sam picks up a pen on the seat beside him*
Did someone lose their pen?
It was Kuro, Sam.
*she walks over to Shiza* Hey, sweetheart~
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Smiles*

Hey babe. What's up?
Sam
Thanks, blond guy.
*Sam tosses the pen back at Kuro*
*she smiles* Eh, not much. *she hugs him* Just been missing you is all~
*She catches the pen and places it in her pocket, while sipping a cup of tea, wherever she got that from.*
Thanks Sam.
*Grins*

I've only been gone since last night!
That's too long! *she kisses his cheek, grinning*
*he walks i after his repaires to the cafe building*

I am done patching up the roof and good morning everyone!
@Unit_Spectre
*Waves*

Hey Spectre. How're you?

@Tsugumi-Chan
*Chuckles*

I suppose you're right.

*Gives her a hug*
Hey spectre.
I fixed patching up the hole in the roof.
Sam
Oh right, that happened last night.
*sighs contentedly, smiling*
*takes a sip*
Now then... what did I miss when I was doing some patching?
*wakes up and changes my clothes back to normal*
I was sad and having an existential crisis, Kuro hit on me on "accident", but I don't believe her, and then I left.
I don't think you missed anything.
@Kuroumi
LIES.
*she waves at Naho* Hey, Naho.
I have no idea what you're talking about. It was all an accident.
... okay... then explain the pile of black feathers that I am standing on.
hey yang *gets up and sits next to her*
Hey naho.
@Kuroumi
*Stares suspiciously*

Sure...Whatever you say...
*in my mind*

despair naho: i wounder when spectre knows about me that hes going to take us away then you will not begin see your friend

naho: shut up.. despair naho

*outside my mind*
*ut bona falls asleep and kappa takes Bonas place*
Hey guys!
*just watches*
*she kisses Shiza, laying her head on his shoulder, humming*
I was half asleep and bored. I didn't even notice until you spoke to me.
*He leans closer to Yang, holding her in his arms*

What're you up to...?
Oh, yang, you missed ALOT last night!
Does anyone hear something?
I can hear it.
Nothing~! Just showing affection~ *she playfully pouts* Why, did I do something wrong~? *looks at Bona* And whaddaya mean I missed a lot?
I do.
Sam
Hear what? All I here is a bunch of conversations I don't care about.
*Chuckles nervously*

No, you didn't do anything wrong. If anything, you're doing everything right...
*is confused*
Oh, well after you fell asleep, bona started thinking about how everyone all of a sudden was a couple. Then, out of nowhere, Lucy decided to start a harem and invite him in! It was hilarious!
@Sam
Who stuck a stick up your ass?
*puts on his headphones*
... maybe it's my pet serpents trying to talk in my head...

*takes off his helmet and itches his hair*
*in my mind*

thank god.. they did not hear you despair naho

despair naho: *laughs* i think he can and he doses not know

*outside my mind.. i was just look around*
Sam
*Sam shrugs*
Eh. I'm cynical
Gin: He means well.
@naho
You alright?
yeah im alright
"Looks naho"

...

"To Spectre"

Can I ask you something?
Time for soup!

*walks into the kitchen to make beef and lobster bisque*
*she laughs* Wow, that does actually sound really funny... *she leans into Shiza* And that's what I thought~!
*stops mid-way*

Yeah Crow?
And then he accepted the offer, after turning redder than blood! So now he kinda has a girlfriend!
Lucifer starting a harem? Sounds like something she would do.
"He whispers"

How was my palace? I want to know it.
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Winks*

You know it.
*slowly raises and aims his Maverick AR near Crow's head*

Don't ever bring that up...
Well I guess so Kuro. I don't know her that well, so I don't know.
*walks in with a bag of weapons over his shoulder*

Got some gifts for you guys.

*sees Crow and silently grows angry*

Hi... Crow...
*thinks "i really need something to drink"*
She can be perverted at some times, so that's probably the reason why Bona was hot red.
Oh. Well that explains it.
*notices hunter* Hey hunt! And no it's not Bona, it's kappa.
What happened?
Yeeeaah... truth is Crow... your palace made Hunter into a monster... quite violent as well.
*Waves*

Hey Hunter.
R-really?
Hmm.. Y'know, I don't really see the appeal of having a harem... I mean, I've read some harem manga, and I don't see what good having a harem is...
*pulls out his war axe Bolverk and walks up to Crow*

I like to have a nice... long... chat with you.
*Shrugs*

To each his own.
*sigh and looks outside*
*Downs the rest of her tea.*
Reminder that if you decide to attack Crow, do it outside.
Congrats Crow... you made him into Nohr's most violent war general.
Alright, but not here, I follow you.
Hunt, chill dude.
And I don't understand it either. It was still hilarious seeing him flustered like that!
can someone get me something to drink
Calm down hunter!
*listens to music*
No... lets chat here where it is safe.

*his two giant personas Lu Bu and Cao Cao manifests glaring angrily at Crow*

So I'm here to talk about Loki of all things.
Hunter! I said calm down! *tries to restrain him*
Ask.
*stops Dahlia*
*creates a psychic barrier to block hunter from getting to crow*
*he takes a deep breath and puts the war axe away*

Besides... had to lash my rage out on some beasts in Yharnam. Sorrybfor that slow descent into anger.
Wha? Reaper? Why are you stopping me? Im not letting anyone get hurt, much less killed!
*dose not really care what happens to crow*
Now then... are you aware that Loki is sentient?

*his two personas nod to the idea*
Don't get involved...
*Boredly watches Hunter menacingly speak to Crow, occasionally sipping her tea... Where the hell does she get it?*
*Turns off laptop and approaches Hunter*
*sigh* you're right... sorry about that...
*Lays his head on the table*

What is this madness...?
I just don't want you to get in trouble....
I hope they keep it civil, I really don't want to have to restrain anyone...
I know... and im sorry... i just couldnt help myself...
Long story short: Loki killed Elise. Hunt, spec, and others went to crows palace. They defeated Loki and brought Elise back.
It's okay....
Yes.
*sigh*

can someone get me something to drink please
Had to put the black and white striped, gold hoofed fuck in place of who is more vengeful.
*he walks in the café and timidly takes a seat*

It's been a while since I've came here.
*Looks at naho*

Does it matter what it is?
If you don't mind me asking, Akechi, do you know where your notebook is?
Hey, kids.....you need to get out of here

https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=9286
nope..
Here?

"He takes his notebook"
@Boss
Fuck you dad, I can do what I want!
*sigh* thanks reaper. *kisses him*
well get... i will be at the park if anyone needs me

*leaves*
*kisses back*
@Shiza_Salad
*SMACK*
Well, you may already know this, but this was the core of your distorted desires... your desire to become useful was through information, and that's where it started...

*Turns to Boss*
I understand.
*Takes his stuff and leaves*
Oh my goodness...
*Leaves silently after hearing Boss' statement.*
*Winces in pain as he rubs his cheek*

Wow, that was a little overkill. You do realize I'll take over, right? My offer still stands.
*leaves*
*leaves with reaper*
*Shrug*

I'll just open my own then. Carrying a legacy, and all that jazz.

*Leaves*
*sighs* No point in staying here, then... *she leaves*
"Leaves"
Good riddance he left...

*grabs a mop and starts cleaning up the floor*
"He returns"

Do you need help?
Yeah Crow.

*toss him a broom*

Attic needs to get tidied up. So get sweeping!!!
*finishes mopping and starts cleaning the windows*

It is about time I put effort into the cafe.
It's done.

Something more?
Make room for the extra coffee bean supplies because Spectre is bringing some in.
Alright.

"He starts to work"
*enters in holding five bags of beans*

Hey guys and Hunter wgere do you want me to put these?
Attic.
Do you need help Spectre?
I am good Crow.

*he walks to the attic while two Cerberus drones moves in with each of them having two stacks off coffee in top of them*
*pokes head in* Who wants to join a gang?
*Looks through the door*
Hey guys... Is there anything I can help with?
Get nore and NEW customers?
*Does a sick kickflip inside the shop, and takes his Aviators and headphones off* Yo, who wants to fight for the real Cafe?
... this is a WORK PLACE!!!

*his hair starts graying*
I'll go look around...
*Leaves again*
Yang please get some people who likes coffee and invite them here...
*Skates in and spray paints the door with a crown logo*

Go away Boss! this is my turf!
*tags over the crown with a masked trilby*

Screw you kid, it's mine!
*Sprays the crown back on it*

I was here first!
*sprays over it again* it's my property!
*walks in and tags a fist with revolver and a sword behide the fist*
*Sprays again*

I'm your most paying customer!
Alright Alright! NEW RULE! no tagging this place.
*Nods*

Alright, fine.
*paints the tags with the same color of the leblanc's wall woods*

now theirs no tags here
SHIZA BOSS!!! I just washed the window and DOORS!!!
We both practically own this place. Quit your bitching.
Who wants some coffee?
*brews a cup of black coffee*

Sheesh weekends sucks...
"Walks in"

Hellooooooo!
Hey Elise...

*he gives her a cup of tea*

Ugh I want your retainer Effie to shield bash me...
Thank you.

"She drinks the tea"
*enters*

ow my head... bloody mind control...
*he and his two robot drones walks down from the attic*

All done.
"Looks Elise"

Hi, who are you?
*Slowly stomps in wearing roller skates she clearly does not know how to use*

*hic*
DOES THIS PLACE SERVE ALCOHOL?
*leaves*
*comes back in* hey guys!
*enters*
*hands Ohya a cup of Pinot Noir*

That cost 27658 yen.
Hi!
Hi dahlia.
*enters yet again. and sits down*
Who d'ya think ya are... tryin' to pretend money matters in the *hic* N-Nessus...
*sits down in a booth listens to music*
*and
Hey Elise. How's your day?
can someone get me some milk
Either you can pay it and drink or you get out those are your have two options.
Hey akechi, hey elise. *points to reaper* elise, meet my boyfriend reaper. *taps on his shoulder* reaper, this is elise, princess of nohr and youngest of the royal family.
*takes off the headphones* Hey there.
*gives Naho a cup of milk*

Again ma'am either you pay or leave.
"To Spectre"

Great! Leo said me what we are going to nohr, to help my brother with the peace between hoshido and nohr.

"To dahlia"

Your boyfriend!?
Yeah... we started dating a few days ago. Quite a shocker, huh? *nervous chuckle*
*hic* I'm already in trouble...
*takes off the skates, takes the cup and runs off*
*opens a portal to a world full of money*
*puts back*
*he runs his face in stress*

Ugh I hate weekends...
*wakes up*
Ugh, my head. What happened last night?
*leave the leblanc to go to the new leblan*
Thats not the only surprise i have left to show... *changes into an inkling* tada~!
I have to go, Leo is waiting me, byeeee!

"She leaves"
Sounds fun. Hunter would like to go.
See you elise! Good luck!
*he leaves to relax in Hoshido*