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NotIgor
Comically Bad RP
JOIN ME COMRADES AS WE BAND TOGETHER TO DEFEAT THE BURRITO DEMON WHO GAVE ME BAD GAS
*he puts on a gas mask for his own personal safety*
Bgammax
*Gamma slides in, the gas mask is cut on his edge*
Pssssh. Nothing personal kid.
*Heelies away*
Ghost_Akihiko
As a ghost I cannot smell so I shall join you!
NotIgor
NO, NOW I CAN SMELL HOW BAD I STINK! CURSE YOU EDGY TEENAGERS!
*he stamps his feet and begins to suffocate*
Ghost_Akihiko
You should just die so you don't have to smell anything!
Jill_Stingray
LOL
THIS IS FUNNY
*SUMMONS GIANT CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF PURSENA AND USES AMRAGEDDON AND WINS EVERYTHING*
NotIgor
I WANT TO SMELL PROTEIN!
*He puts on a face mask to shield him from the stench*
Kirusu
Edgy teenagers? Someone call for me, if so what's shakin' bacon? And also what's cookin' good lookin'?
Hulk_Hogan
OH YEAH BROTHER WE'LL SETTLE THIS IN THE RING OF AMERICAN POWER!!
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
NotIgor
WORLD OF STRENGTH
*He suplexes a taco truck*
THE VILLAIN IS DEFEATED
Jill_Stingray
*SOLVES WORLD HUNGER*
IM HELPING XD
*CURES CANCCER*
Shou_Tucker
*walks by*
Bgammax
*appears*
NotIgor
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hulk_Hogan
*KICK POVERTY AND CORRUPTION IN THE BALLS*

OH YEAH BROTHER LOL XD
Ghost_Akihiko
You may be able to fix the world problems but you'll never be able to fix the problems in your heart!
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Heard someone needed a delivery of "B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A"?
Jill_Stingray
*Fixes problems in everyones hearts*
Oh tru
*Stops murder*
*Instills world peace*
NotIgor
*FIXES PROBLEMS IN HIS HEART*
ONE MORE GHOST REJECTED
Hulk_Hogan
Oh yeah I want that BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bgammax
*gives everyone heelies*
We are one now.
Ghost_Akihiko
Protein! Protein! Protein! Protein! Protein! Protein!
NotIgor
I AM BECOME EDGE! DESTROYER OF GOOD RP!
Ghost_Akihiko
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I've been waiting for this!
Bgammax
*Spams Megidolaon*
Accept your heelies. Quickly.
Sam
1 D3STR0Y N00B. H4 H4 H4 H4.
*D3STR0Y5 N00B5 G4M3 0V3R Y34H.*
NotIgor
*rockets faster than the speed of light on his heelies*
Hulk_Hogan
ALL HAIL THIS POWER, FREE AND RICH, ALSO HANDSOME ROLEPLAYER WHOSE NAME IS ABSOLUTELY NOT IGOR, A ROUND OF APLAUSE BROTHERRRRRS



Also memes.
Ghost_Akihiko
I cannot wear heelies! I am a Ghost!
Bgammax
*The Hellies form a protective forcefield to prevent the G4M3 OV3R*
HEEEEEEELLLLLLIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Sam
http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/9/2013/02/the_memes_mg_gif.gif
Hulk_Hogan
*Suplex the Forums*

YOU DEAD SON.
NotIgor
*drinks monster and grinds on a wall using his H E E L I E S*
NIBBA THIS WALL AIN'T B O N E L E S S
Sam
B3 D35TR0Y3D. 5UCK 1T. 1 4M TH3 3L1T3.
Fresh_Prince_Junes
*Hun- I mean goddmods wildly
Bgammax
*heelies up a magic ramp of ice and breaks out into orbit*
HEEEEEELLLLIEIEEEESESESESSSSSSSSSS
NotIgor
*resurrects forums in spanish*
Hulk_Hogan
OH NO, AHORA HABLO UN IDIOMA NO AMERICANO.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERMANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam
F33L MY D3L1C0U5 WR4TH.

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Fresh_Prince_Junes
Indees
NotIgor
Ow the E D G E! I USED TO HAVE A BEARD BUT NOW I DON'T HAVE SKIN FROM ALL THE EDGE!
The_Dark_Messiah
You all hurt my soul.
Shino
POOORRR QUUUE MARIA
NotIgor
W3 4R3 50U11355
Hulk_Hogan
*Kills the Forums and recreates them in AMERICAN BROTHERRR again*

AMERICA IS GREAT, EDGE IS COMMUNIST AND SHOULD BE DESTROYED WITH EAGLES AND SHIT
OH YEAH
Bgammax
*A giant Heelie-shaped Meteor begins to approach the planet*
Hyllock
*A wild Hyllock appears*
Gamma, you can't breath!
*The wild Hyllock disappears*
NotIgor
I GOT THIS!
*chugs redbull to obtain wings, and flies towards the meteor*
YOUR OC IS BAD XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*the meteor is destroyed*
Bgammax
*Gamma can be heard shouting*
HEEEEEEEELLLLLIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*translation. My Heelies let me breath in space*
Hyllock
*Hyllock used Hax. The game glitched*
Shino
So long you magnificent bastard!
*salutes*
NotIgor
*a new star forms in the sky*
Bgammax
*suddenly Gamma goes far enough into space, that he loops back onto earth. He's still screaming*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*Now everyone's heelies are shooting lasers for some reason*
NotIgor
THE FLOOR IS OPTIMISM
Hulk_Hogan
*THE HULKSTER EATS A BLACK HOLE AND ALSO SUPLEX A ROCKET BY SINGING*

I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
Bgammax
*It turns out the black hole was actually made of Heelies. Hulk Hogan dies from the edge. Oh no*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Shino
QUICKLY, WE MUST SUMMON RANDY SAVAGE TO STOP THIS MADNESS
Ryoji
*Takes off sunglasses*

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
ColdsteelHedgehog
pshhh...*slyces the floor in half with blod katana* nothin personnel... kid... but im to strong...
HISNAMEIS_JOHNCENA
YOU CANT SEE ME
Ryoji
May I interest you people in the good word of nyx?
NotIgor
I DON'T NEED NYX WHEN I HAVE THE BOOK OF N E D
Sam
F34R M3. 1 4M 3DG3 5AM. 1 C0NTR0L TH3 L4T1TUD3 4ND TH3 L0ND1TUDE. D0 N0T 4DUST3 Y0UR CPU. 1 4M H4CK1NG Y0UR M1ND. 3RR0R. 4LL Y0UR B4S3 4R3 B3L0NG T0 M3. L0L. H4CK50R5.G3T R3K3D SCRUB.
Bgammax
*Hand's Ryoji a single Heelie*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Shino
RISE JEFF
HISNAMEIS_JOHNCENA
*Suplexes bgammax throughthe floor and into earths core*
NotIgor
*Suplexes the earths core into the sun*
Ryoji
*Ryoji flips the heels upside down and shakes it*

THIS BINCH EMPTY!

YEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!

Bgammax
*John Cena suplexes him so far he begins falling from space, on fire*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Shino
*suplexes the sun into a pair of heelies*
HISNAMEIS_JOHNCENA
Haha! Take that evil doer!
*Flies off into the sunset*
NotIgor
*suplexes a suplex into a suplex*
Hulk_Hogan
*SUPLEXES THE SUPLEX WITH A SUPLEXY SUPLEX OF SUPLEXRIOR POWER, AMERICAN POWER*

Damn.

*Becomes one with the 10th dimension*
NotIgor
PRAISE BE TO NED AND SURVIVAL
pixie
*nails Hulkster in the back of the head with a steel chair*

EXTREME RULES BITCH
Shino
*throws the whole cast of FRIENDS into a black hole*
Now they'll never know my secrets.
Ryoji
*Suplexes a Suplex into a Suplex only to once again Suplex a wolf*
NotIgor
*eats the black hole*
The secret are M I N E!
Bgammax
*attempts to suplex a heelie. Creating a time paradox and making everything canon. Everything.*
Hulk_Hogan
*Suplexes Pixie into another pixie with the power OF FREEDOM AND APPLE PIE*

I AM THE EXTREME RULES, BROTHER.
HISNAMEIS_JOHNCENA
STOP EVILDOER!
pixie
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
HISNAMEIS_JOHNCENA
IM AMERICAS DREAMHEART
Bgammax
*Shouting at John Cena as he heelies away*
CAN'T STOP THE SWAG BIEETCH.
Ryoji
*Throws his hopes and dreams into the sun*

TIME FOR ME TO BECOME RONALD MCDONALD!
Hulk_Hogan
I would like to take this moment to tell everyone in complete and the uttermost seriousness that America is the best country in the universe.

THAT IS ALL BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NotIgor
YOU MAY BE RONALD MCDONALD, BUT I AM RONALD REAGAN!
Shino
*gets in bed*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Kotone Shiomi
*explodes in an orgasmic burst at all the manliness emitted by John Cena*
Migrant
.... I do not understand wrestling.

And I don't think I like it....
Bgammax
*Heelies by Mig handing them a single Heelie*
HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kotone Shiomi
SQUEEEEEE~~~~
Migrant
*Is now in possession of one Heelie. Which is not enough to go heelieing around on. Thus this exchange was wholly worthless, but not as worthless as that time she was scammed out of her gold*
Blob
*blobplexes every american citizen from the beginning until the end of time*
for the blobnation
Ryoji
LET'S ALL MC NOGGIN LOSE IT!

*He smashes a few nuggies into his face*
Sam
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Nana-sama
*Thots around on heelies, then leaves*
McNuggets
FINALLY SOMEONE ATE ME
Shino
WHO'S READY TO GO HAVE AN ORGY BEHIND DENNY'S!
YukariTakeba
I WON'T MISS *misses*
Bgammax
*Gamma Heelies past Mig, taking his single Heelie back*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*translation Sam said I WILL SCHOOL YOU NOOBS*
Hulk_Hogan
THAT IS NOT AMERICAN BROTHERRRRRRRR
Sam
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Migrant
....

*now has no heelies. Is sad. Poor Migrant...*
Kotone Shiomi
@SHINO SIGN ME UP FAM
GET US A CHEEKY NANDOS AFTER AIGHT?
Ryoji
I AM OFFICIALLY NUGGIE KING!

CROWN ME BITCHES!

*a pile of nuggets fall on him*
Shino
*Cross faces the cashier at Denny's*
Kotone Shiomi
HEY RYOOOOOJI
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE INSIDE ME?
Nana-sama
Off to Dennys then.
*suplexes Dennys*
McNuggets
*forms a nugg crown on Ryoji's head*
NotIgor
*summons heelies for everyone*
RIDE MY EDGIES RIDE!
Sam
3V3RY C0UNTRY 1N TH3 W0RLD B3L0NG5 T0 AM3R1C4. L0L. B1TCH PLZ. 3V3RY CUNTRY 1N TH3 W0RLD B3L0NG5 T0 M3, B1TCH.
Ryoji
YUP YOU HAD WHALES INSIDE OF YOU KOTONE!

ALMOST THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO TAKE MY MAGIC!

McNuggets
I don't have any feet for these things you frickin pissclown
Kotone Shiomi
IT WAS VERY PAINFUL RYOJI

ALMOST AS PAINFUL AS MY PARENTS YOU KILLED
Fresh_Prince_Junes
FRESH HEELOES JUNES©®™ EXCLUSIVE

*throws heelies everu th in
Hulk_Hogan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shino
*heelies all over Denny's parking lot*
Woooooooooo
Kotone Shiomi
*BLOWS UP THE THREAD WITH A SUPER NUKE*
Migrant
*Heelies quite contentedly in a regular park*

I should get a less horrible version of these.
Nana-sama
*Eats all the Heelies*
Inari
*HEElieS in*

REEEeeEEEEEE
Ryoji
OH WOW I DID KILL YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T I?

*He tosses Kotone a nugget*

HERE IS YOUR CONSOLATION NUGGET SO YOU CAN FEEL HAPPY AGAIN!
Sam
JUN35 5UCK5!!!! B0W D0WN TO 0UR L0RD 4ND S4V10R W4LM4RT, RUN BY W4LH4RT 0N W4LL STR33T.
Kotone Shiomi
THANKS FOR NUG RYUJI SAKAMOTO
IT ALL GOOD NOW
WANNA THREESOME WITH MY ROBOT GF???
Fresh_Prince_Junes
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Inari
hELLO IM INARi
Sam
H33L1E5 4R3 F0R N00B5.
*Heelies away into the sun*
Shino
*Spams Eternal White*
NotIgor
*buys a taco stand*
THE WALL CAN'T STOP ME
Ryoji
SURE ORPHAN!

*He puts his sunglasses back on*

I'M READY FOR SOME BREAKING AND ENTERING!
Sam
N00B5 C4NN0N5 F1R3.
*4ND TH3N TH3 UN1V3RS3 3XPL0D3D. 50RRY N0T 50RRY*