*Hands Kotone a Heelie*
Because our gods will it.
*Heelies away*

It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Our Life is to consume S O D A

*Consumes gallons of Soda*

*Gamma takes off his heelies and begins counting on his fingers*
I count at least 7 gods, and that's just the ones I know about. However, as a weird tattooed guy I saw once would say.
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

RISE MOTHMAN