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Funeral of a special Frogcat
We are gathered here today to say goodbye to a special Frogcat who tripped and snapped their neck. They will be missed. Please, pay respects and enjoy our special funeral pancake buffet. If anyone has any stories or thoughts on Bona, please feel free to share. Thank you.
*Heelies into Akechihop*
I am afraid I know like, 3 Bonas somehow. So I refuse to give any stories. That is all.
*Heelies out of Akechihop*
Sam
He walked into Leblanc, tripped over a heelie and died. Truly he will not be missed.
I have a story to tell about Bona.
*Walks out of the room*
*Hibki walks in* He will be missed for his Bonafide Quest. *He grief eats many pancakes*
this bird shits on your grave while flying past
*enters*
F
*leaves*
*walks in*

Rest in peace Bona, the weirdest chimera I've ever seen.

*walks out*
*Walks up to the casket and gazes at the dead Frogcat and begins to laugh very sadly with tears rolling down his face* hahahahahahahahaha......
*Comes back to put a long dead flower on Bona's casket.*
F
*Then walks back out, stealing a pancake.*
"By the way, I copied NotIgor. All rights go to him." :v
*Enters*

He was Shiza's friend, not mine. Therefore, I will not miss him, but there will be many others who will.

*He puts his hand on the casket*

F.

*Walks out*
Sam
F... you
*Sam leaves*
Is this the funeral
Im having tons of fun
THE FUNERAL IS LIT EVERYONE
*Rolls in.*

..-.

*Rolls out.*
can i touch bloodstain>?
Ah yes, putting the Fun in funeral. Please take part in our pancake buffet.
Answer must be at least 3 characters... F
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuneral
Answer must be at least 3 characters. Me
I love stealing >:D
*Hibki dances around destroying the building and casket with a Holy dance*
*walks in and lights the body on fire*
Fucking F
*heelies away*
Thank you Tidus, yes, as our employee says, please take part in our scrumptious buffet.
WEAK
*Puts out the fire with garudyne*
*Hibki keeps setting off holy Dance destroying the place and all the pancakes*
*Is watching happily while eating a cake. With a candle.*
Ah yes, the will reads, "If I do die, by weird means, uh , lets say something stupid as tripping and cracking my neck, please destroy everything including my casket." It seems you are fulfilling his wish
*Hibki is oblivious to his chaos and keeps dancing destroying everything until he runs out of SP*
*hoverboards around the gathered guests, entertaining them*
What a grand Funeral
I don't care what his will reads, damaging property is wrong and I won't stand for it!
*Accidentally sets fire to the casket again when tripping over it.*
Morality versus wishes of another. Both are good to follow
*Accidently puts out fire again with garudyne*
True, but when the wishes of others challenge both law and morality it's just wrong!
*Takes some random dead body and sets it on fire near Boma.*
(Because a split-persona of yourself is a fuckin hassle mate.)
I don't care! I'm just dancing! *He eats more panda getting back all his SP repeating the oblivious destruction*
Rip rip, good thing you can rip with a Junes©®™ bed, only available at Junes©®™

~Everyday is Great at your Junes!~
But peoples wishes are what they want, having morality is good, but is it better to go along and help fulfill there wishes? *the manager leans onto a counter and smiles* Ah yes, desires and wishes, two beautiful things.
(Yes. They both are the reason why I'm still participating.)
*walks in*

Not nice...

*Walks out*
It'll do no good to fulfil a selfish wish. In the long run, it would do a person more good by helping them to get over their desires.
Goodbye, other bona.
*leaves a frog plushie and cat plushie*
*Takes out her phone and reads other people's text messages. Don't ask how she got them.*
*Runs in and catches breath*
Excuse me, everyone *Huff* has anyone seen *huff huff* someone who looks like me *huff* but with dark colors?
(Thanks other bona. You gave more fuel to the fire. :D)
"No. I don't even know what you mean by that." she said scrolling down.
Selfish or not, its one wish they want. Some wishes can be crooked...*The manager smiles and laughs a bit* ...Yes, desires, what we all need to have to have humanity, one without desires, well, has nothing to live for. Desires are what keep us going.
Ooc: no problem
Well, he's dead. Of course he has nothing to live for. Having a worldly desire past the point of life is just pointless.
"No? Ah, come on. I just saw him come in here. He can't be too far"
@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
*She turned off her phone and put it away.* "Well, can you be more specific?"
(Does this help in anyway?)
This funeral needs more dank, nyu.
@Onii-Chan "Well, how many people do you know that look like me?"
This funeral does need dank. Broccoli's not dank! >:(
@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
"I'd say...none."
The bird flies back, dragging with its beak a large transparent bag. It's full of chairs and pallets, as well as some bullets in between. These items are here to mourn Bona.
I am dankest, nyu.
@Enigma
*Pokes the bag a bit. Then proceeds to take a chair.*
"I didn't expect you to. Maybe it's better you not know."
*Emu speaks loudly and clearly*
"Well!" *Emu turns to the camera* "Time to play some GENM!' *Emu runs off in search of Genm*
(Lies you tell, Broccoli D:<)
Please enjoy some Dankcakes
@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
*Throws her chair out the fucking window and then goes outside to get it.*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

*is paying respects*
THESE CHAIRS ARE NOT FOR SITTING. CAN YOU NOT SEE THEIR ANGUISH OVER THE LOSS OF BOWEL'S PUPPETEER?
*Walks back in* Wait, I can still save this dead person, with a life transplant! Don't worry, i'm a doctor. *Inputs life into Bona*
@Cait_Sith @Enigma *Puts all the F's on her chair.*
*throws a bunch of Fs at the grave then leaves, with a tear going down his face*
EXCUSE ME BUT BONA WAS MY STUDENT AND LEFT EVERYTHING TO ME IN HIS WILL

PICKIN UP MY SHIT
@BonafideMonafide04 *Adds her F's with Bona's F's and sets them on fire while doing a cutesy giggle.*
*sits back
(Oh fuck. It's Kamoshida. Hey, how did you get your caps lock button stuck?)
SMALL LETTERS ARE FOR PUSSIES I'M A TRUE STUD
Um sir, I read his will, it said nothing of a Suguru Kamoshida being allowed to take his belongings.
NO I'M IN THERE LOOK HARDER WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT WHAT A SEXY HELPFUL COACH I WAS
Pussy here, I can confirm that I do indeed like small letters
(Sure. Also, a warning won't stop him. "He's too much of a stud for that.")
(I like small letters. They mask your true intentions ;) )
*Squints at the will* There is some small writing...I cant really tell, looks like an S there....Eh whatever, take the stuff.
*looks at tomb* of all the things to take you out, a damned hellie did it. a good frogcat gone too soon from this world
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Dyxplzg.gif[/img]
(Rip Ryuji and his failed attempts at copy and pasting images and gifs.)
*casually slips hat back on* better get inside somewhere. It's beginning to rain....
SWEET I'M RICH

TIME FOR MY SEXY VACATION TO MONTE CARLO
*Rolls in and writes ..-. everywhere.*

F.
im awful and bad at thing
kamoshida smells like shit
OOC: @Aishiomi

I just realized that's F in Morse code. I'm so dumb.
This truly is a special funeral
*Hugs the casket while scratching in Fs with his claw*
hey is their room in the casket
FUCK YOU SAKAMOTO YOU UNATHLETIC LITTLE FUCKNUGGET I SMELL LIKE A MAN
*the manager starts to cover up the pancakes while rain starts to fall*
*Creates ..-. pancakes. Throws them everywhere.*

F, for this special frogcat.
I keep vibrating
*Starts blowing the thing they use at parties while sitting on her chair.*
(I forgot what it was called so it's gonna be taken out of context ;-;)
(Someone turn Sparrot off.)
if by man you mean a shitty diaper poo poo baby
OOC: @Onii-Chan

MUWAHAHAHA
*pokes sparrot* does that help?
(Ryuji, that feels worse then "Cotton Headed Mini Muffin." and that insult is really bad.)
my name is ryuji (what the fuck is a good insult) sakamoto
COME BACK WHEN YOU'VE TOUCHED AS MUCH BOOTY AS ME I BET YOU NEVER SMELLED STANK IN YOUR LIFE
(How the fuck am I supposed to know. ヽ(ー_ー )ノ)
*Intense breath.*

Toerekunya en rai heya muhe. Toya pahara para heya ryohe. Para tyura 『Pane Pane』 ryotwurehe ryotsene beredore to raya to lu herajya. Para thuryoe parahamaha ryomasa. To rafajya thurye hedora ryoka tobanehe. Thie ryehe to mea meryo thue li 『Pane...jya. Pane,jya! Pane dhiria!!』Karyotse ne tera. Kakato la hera. Para to jyathima kurufe tse kakado thiya. Karyotse ne tera. Kakato la hera. Tsekuro fa neba nekuto ra fahetwu thia. Pane! Jya terathi herara. Pane! Jya faryoma herye. Pane! Jya farero tseryone tore tsere hene...
this is such a weird funeral to be catering.
*smokes*
this funeral turns me on
(Wait, it's called a fucking party horn.)
*Blows a party horn in the tune of the titanic. Rip Bona I guess.*
at least the people i fuck like it
they dont call me ryuji big dick for nothin
we match
What even is this funeral
A heelie one

*S.Yosuke heels all over the casket
*Circles self in 4 demonic candles.*

F.

*Rolls out with demonic candles.*
Hmmmmmmmm....F
?!
Hmmm©
It is time to lie this Frogcat into the ground. Everyone...please gather around for these final moments. *Bona's casket is lowered into the ground as the rain falls down harder, almost as if the world is crying from the loss. Wind starts to pick up blowing the ropes lowering the casket. The clouds grow darker, but as soon as the casket touches the ground, the rain stops, the wind stops howling and the sun shines out of the sky onto the casket. As the Akechis put dirt onto the casket the wind blows ever so gently it sounds like whispers of sadness. Soon, the hole is filled. Bona....is gone.*
*Then cremates it because no one wants undead shit.*
Thank you all for attending today's funeral. I hope you all have a good rest of your days. and remember Akechihop can and will cater your funeral or any celebration or party.
I STILL KEEP VIBRATING THO