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Genm
Help Wanted
Hello my name is Kuroto Dan. As you can see I'm a very respectable business man and definitely not a villain from a Japanese Saturday morning kids show.
I am the CEO of a company named Genm Corp, where we make retro video games at unreasonable prices and in limited quantities. As well as some other things but please don't concern yourself with that.

I seem to have a problem though, all my employees are missing. This is unacceptable, but until I can hunt them down, I need new employees. So if any of you are interested in making video games please fill out these applications. Don't worry, I will pay you quite fairly with the sweet release of death. That may sound bad, but remember this is all for the greater good.

Video games (and myself).
Starwaddle
I'm immortal, so if you want me to join you'll have to try harder.
Migrant
Hmm..... *skeptical look*

Ever hear of the Snow Rangers?

*Dramatic tension*

Because I bet they'd make for a great game.
PrimPrim
Prima~ *She seems interested. She even has a nice hat on: GET SMOKED*
NotIgor
Hey can I use the power of gamedeus?
Pancake_Knight
*PK crashes through a window in Snow Rangers©®™ gear and does a cool pose before rolling out in heelies
BonafideMonafide04
Games you say? I've always wanted to make games.... I'm in.
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
Genm!
Genm
@Starwaddle Oh, hahaha, good joke. No one can really be immortal (except me). You must be one of those chuunibyou kids. Unfortunately I don't hire children. Please go home and get a proper education first.

@Migrant Snow Rangers? No I've never heard of them, but if they make a good Gasha- video game then I would love to hear more.

@NotIgor HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GAMEDEUS?!
Uh, I mean... Gamedeus? I don't know her.
NotIgor
I will beat Chronicle and save Bona!
Migrant
They're basically a sentai team. In a weird twist of fate, that's what I marketed them in the non-existant west.

Enough said, I earned no yen from a place that does not exist.

But hey, I can take a cut of the game rights.
Starwaddle
I have a proper education, and I'm 65. I'm a goddess from another multiverse because that's a thing that exists and because I'm a goddess I'm immortal. Watch. *Suddenly has a tower of gems behind her* see? That's something only a goddess could do.
NotIgor
Fake news
PrimPrim
*Plays with a game cartridge thing she found lying around*
Migrant
*Pockets some gems because they look nice*

So what do we have to do, anyway?
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
*Builds a tower of gems*
NotIgor
*Doesn't pocket gems because they are fake news*
BonafideMonafide04
*pockets gems*
Genm
@Starwaddle Hahaha, so dedicated to the joke you even practice illusions. Seriously, go home kid, and take your projector or whatever with you.

@Migrant Super Sentai huh? Sounds nice, welcome aboard.
....Get to work.
NotIgor
Give me the gashat to defeat Chronus
BonafideMonafide04
Dude, she isn't joking.
Nyx_Avatar
[A Birb man aproaches!]

"Duuuuuude, this shit sounds tight. Sign me up, home dawg!"
Genm
@NotIgor All right you little shit, I demand to know how you know these things immediately.
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
Genm! I will defeat you!
Starwaddle
...fuck this. *Blows shit up in the background with magic and lasers and shit* now do you believe me? I'm a goddess. Ask anyone and they'll tell you I'm a goddess.
NotIgor
Sick fx dog
Mona
You've never really talked to me before so I can't say for certain you're a goddess. Or a woman, for that matter
NotIgor
It's still fake news though
@Genm one would think that my knowledge would be welcome... We share a common enemy, no?
Genm
@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid Oh shit uh... w-what's up.... Emu Hojo. My old time friend with which I have no bad blood at all.

@Starwaddle Whoa, explosions! That was well timed, do your parents work on a movie set?
Starwaddle
...do you really want me to do what I did to the background, because I can.
Migrant
*Works..... on doing nothing. Nothing but dreaming of a hit game.*
Starwaddle
And I don't mean explode, actually, maybe? I don't know. But seriously, ask most people and they'll tell you I'm a goddess. I started wars, y'know. Wars like the great Shibuya Snowball War of the summer.
BonafideMonafide04
Hold on, I'll show you.
Star, can I stab you to show him you're immortal?
Nyx_Avatar
"Yo, divinity shouldn't show off! Power to the people and the playa."

[Birb man makes a peace sign with his right hand.]
Starwaddle
Sure. Shoot me in the face or whatever you have planned.
Onii-Chan
(*Picking a flower's petals* Am I yandere? Am I not a yandere?)
NotIgor
I don't commit crimes.
BonafideMonafide04
K. *stabs her stomach with the blood moon, his sword*
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
*Points at BonafideMonafide4 and shouts*
"As a doctor, I cannot let you harm that woman!"
*He then tackles BonafideMonafide4"
Genm
@Starwaddle Ah, a snowball war! I remember doing that kind of thing when I was your age too.

@NotIgor ...Hmph, fine. I'm still working on that Gashat, but you're hired until it's done and functional.

@Nyx_Avatar Yo what up, uh... h-home dog birb man, you come here lookin' for a job? You're hired on the spot.
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
*Heals Starwaddle's wounds*
Genm
@BonafideMonafide04 That's quite the fancy looking trick knife you have there.
Darkness
It seems someone likes to play superhero here
NotIgor
@Genm make sure it doesn't fail... I've seen your work in the past.
BonafideMonafide04
Ow, dude, she's immortal, chill. *pushes @Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid off*
Starwaddle
...fuck it. *Shoots herself in the head multiple times* I will show this man I am a goddess, even if I have to brutalize myself in the process!
NotIgor
You know having that many blank rounds probably costs a lot... Your allowance must be huge!
Darkness
And what is a goddess to a non believer, you seem like nothing but a power hungry child to me
Nishima
Hey, can you make a game about heroes who enter dungeons representing the desires of huanity and try their best to change those desires. Along the way, can people interfere with their opperations for their own personal gain.
Nyx_Avatar
"You fo real? I'm ready to get down to some real business then!"

[Birb man fist pumps.]
Genm
@NotIgor Wow, you're a rude lil' shit aren't you?

@Starwaddle Whoa! Calm down Mary, put the airsoft gun down. They may be fake bullets, but it's still very dangerous.
NotIgor
@Genm I'm not rude, I'm pragmatic. I don't want to get into a fight and not be able to transform.
Starwaddle
*pulls out a fuck ton of explosives from nowhere and blows herself the fuck up before respawning and blowing herself up again*
Mona
@Starwaddle. Woah, calm down! We don't need any injuries here! Listen, if you put that fake gun down, i'll give you a treat, ok?
BonafideMonafide04
WOAH, Now that was cool.
Ron_Weasley
{Apparates in a whir.}

Bloody hell! What's going on?
BonafideMonafide04
SHE IS IMMORTAL!
Starwaddle
*respawns and shoots the ground next to Mona before blowing herself up again*
NotIgor
It IS summer after all... fireworks must be sold everywhere...
Darkness
This person is a really good illusionist!
Sportacus
Can you make a game that encourages children to engage in healthy activities?
Genm
@Starwaddle Gee, Mary, you sure love your pranks. You must give your mommy and daddy a lot of trouble.

@NotIgor Fine. Until then I'll have to find a spare Driver and Gashat so you can at least protect yourself. I don't know how you know these things, but you could be a valuable asset.
Nyx_Avatar
"Yo, I sense no death here! Birb man is good at feeling the dead!"
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
Since we become allies later in the season, is it okay to help you now?
Genm
Oh jeez, getting a lot of requests but not many new applicants. Let's see, I've hired that one person and birb, as well as that one cuck... and so far requests for a.... health-focused game, and some kind of RPG thing, and the Snow Rangers game... Let me thing of ridiculously catchy but stupid names before we get to work.
Starwaddle
Fuck it, I give up. What would it take for you to believe that I am a goddess?
Darkness
Proof
Starwaddle
Yes. What kind of proof exactly?
NotIgor
@Darkness someone seems to have their head on straight
@Genm if I'm the cuck you mentioned.... we'll get along just fine!
Ron_Weasley
An actual bloody religion might help?
Darkness
Proof that you are a goddess
Mona
I'd believe you were a goddess for 1,000 lbs. of fatty tuna.
Genm
@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid Teaming up? Later in the season? I don't know what you're talking about. Shouldn't you be crying over your motorcycle?

Nyx_Avatar
"What are you even talking about? God's and shit don't exist. That's crazy talk."
Starwaddle
*suddenly, a bag of 1000 pounds of fatty tuna appears in front of Mona* and as for my proof, I have this rock I found in my yard. Does that work?
NotIgor
Hey guys I'm a god now. I have no proof so I'm right!
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
@Genm what, you didn't get that far? Excuse me if this may be a spoiler, then
Darkness
Wow! You are a really good illusionist, how do ypu do these tricks? A goddess you a surely not but an Illusionist, maybe stop being a little delusional and stick with the Illusionist act my friend, you have a promising career in it!
Nyx_Avatar
"There's a teapot somewhere between the earth and the sun. It cannot be found on radar or telescope do to how small it is. Can you prove me wrong?"
BonafideMonafide04
*right eye glows green with anger* SHE
IS
NOT
AN
ILLUSIONIST!
SHE
IS
A
GODESS!
Mona
*Squeal* I didn't know you were friends with the fatty tuna god! Obviously, you have the fatty tuna god's blessing as only a god could summon this much fatty tuna, which you are not." *Begins voring all the fatty tunas*
Genm
@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid Wow rude you spoiled me on my own fucking show. :///

@Starwaddle Ooh! A rock you found in your yard! That surely is incredible proof. Now play Mary, go home and continue to play in your yard and not mine.
Starwaddle
Okay. I give up. Honestly, I have no idea what you guys want as proof of me being a goddess. If you guys would simply tell me exactly what would prove to you that I am a goddess, that would be great.
NotIgor
Delete this request?
Ron_Weasley
{Ron laughs before taking out his wand and pointing to the sky.}

Accio fatty tuna.

{Suddenly the building is filled with fatty tuna.}

See? Anyone can do that? You aren't bloody special, you loon.
BonafideMonafide04
I think I have an idea. You got any instakill attacks?
Mona
How are instakill attacks gonna prove she's a goddess? Akechi can use them and he's an effing dumbass
Darkness
If you really want to prove to us that you're a goddess we need to believe you are one, and trust me, no one is believing in your petty tricks. Please stop, go on stage and perform your tricks, right here isnt a show. Good luck on your new career!
BonafideMonafide04
I'll explain later.
Nyx_Avatar
"Yo, we talking about death now, that's my jam dawg!"
Starwaddle
I give up. You people don't give me a clear answer on what I would have to do, therefore I concede. At least I am one of the strongest beings in the Nexus.
NotIgor
I highly doubt that
Ron_Weasley
Also Mr. Genm...I lost my job, but I can do paperwork if you're looking for a pencil pusher, mate!
Genm
@Ron_Weasley Excellent, the more paperwork you do, the less I have to do.
Ron_Weasley
Brilliant!

Second question. Can I use magic to do said paperwork? I am bloody lazy.
Bill_Cipher
@Starwaddle guess again, Mary
BonafideMonafide04
Okay what the heck is bill doing here seriously.
Starwaddle
You know what, fuck it. I'll join, but only if I get a paycheck. No death, just money. Hell, I'd go for minimum wage. And I said I'm one of the strongest, not the strongest one of them all. And my name is Star. But Mary does have a nice ring to it...maybe I should change my name to that next time.
Bill_Cipher
@BonafideMonafide04 oh, I was just in the neighborhood and heard someone wanted to wreek havoc on the lives of humans and possibly commit mass genocide
NotIgor
Honestly the only way you could be a goddess would be if you destroyed the Nexus.... parlor tricks couldn't pull that off last I checked...
Ron_Weasley
The bloody hell is a Bill? Why do you people all know everything about everything? You lot a bunch of Death Eaters!? I'll bloody fight you all, ya wankers!
Nyx_Avatar
[The Birb man turns to Bill.]

"Oh, shit! We got a real God up in this house. Proven wrong by the triangle master himself."
Genm
Huh? Your name is Star? I thought I heard you say your name was Mary Sue. Hmm, well actions speak louder than words.
Still, sorry, paying minimum wage is out of the question. I request you simply go home before I get a restraining order.
BonafideMonafide04
Ugh, sometimes even I, who is super patient, can't handle this place.
BonafideMonafide04
You know what? You're a jerk. No one, and I mean NO ONE, talks to my friend like that. Get it, buddy?
Starwaddle
I almost destroyed it during the Snowball War. True story. And that might have been me who was talking genocide. And okay, I'll just make my own games. I know enough about coding to make games. And I'm not leaving for now because I'm bored.
Bill_Cipher
If you're bored, then why don't I just send you to a more entertaining demension to play in?
Darkness
It seems to me that you and your friend need to accept the truth.
NotIgor
Those words taste of lies
BonafideMonafide04
And the truth is that she is a goddess.
Starwaddle
Go ahead and try. The Nexus won't allow me to leave. Stupidly enough, the door union does. And I accept that there will be non-believers. And I'm a Futaba, of course I know code. No lie there. And before you guys try anything funny, my name is Star, but is was Futaba.
Darkness
Truth is she is a sham
Bill_Cipher
Okay, how about I just test that by sending you to a dimension where Super Mario Bros the movie is considered a cult classic and is broadcast to all living beings 24/7?
Dahlia
She has a temple...
Ron_Weasley
You bloody triangle based monster...
BonafideMonafide04
She is a goddess. It's the truth, ya idiots.
Starwaddle
Meh, go ahead. I actually like the movie.
BonafideMonafide04
It really can't be that bad.
Ron_Weasley
You lot have no shame...that movie is....bollocks...just bollocks.
Bill_Cipher
*Opens a rift in the space-time continuum right next to Star*
Mario
@Ron-weasly So you think my acting isn't top-notch, eh, Luigi?
Ron_Weasley
Yeah...sorry Mr. Genm....I'll be ready for work tomorrow....I can't deal with this sodding nonsense.

{Waves his hand and disapparates in a whire.}
Nyx_Avatar
"Neat. Tell me blessed triangle. How can I find bois to crack a cold one with?"
Starwaddle
*jumps in. She shows up a few minutes later wearing a bunch of merch* that was nice. Good thing the door union let's me back into this hellhole.
Ron_Weasley
{Apparates again.}

Shove off you greasy minge.

{Disapparates again.}
Bill_Cipher
*Summons an iceberg. Breaks it*
Genm
I'm trying to run a respectable business here, murders aside.
I can't have you kids playing pretend here. Go on, run off to that cafe you all love hanging out at, before it blows up again (hopefully with you all inside)...
BonafideMonafide04
I'm a boi. I wouldn't mind cracking a cold one with you nyx.
Nyx_Avatar
"Feels good to crack such a cold one with the bois."
BonafideMonafide04
You jerk. You are just a giant jerk.
*He walks up to genm*
You are so lucky I'm a pacifist.
BonafideMonafide04
Yes it does nyx. Yes it does.
NotIgor
@Genm such an understandable sentiment!
Darkness
If you are a pacifist why'd you stab mary?
Bill_Cipher
Speaking of, your name's Genm, right? I heard you've been working on a new game that will cause a lot of people to die. How would you like a multidimension all-powerful mulnipulation demon to help you with it?
BonafideMonafide04
To show you jerks that she is immortal!
Starwaddle
I blew it up a few times. And it's kinda boring over there at the moment. This place isn't boring, so I'm staying until it becomes boring. And like I said, I'm immortal. You don't have to be a goddess to be immortal. And if you want proof, then kill me.
Darkness
It seems two people don't know what they really are here. A "goddess" and a "pacifist". Stop lying to yourselves
Genm
As I said before, my name is Kuroto Dan. Genm Corp is the name of my company.
As for this "Game that kills people" I have no idea what you mean in the slightest.
NotIgor
You aren't even worthy to be a bugster.
Bill_Cipher
@Starwaddle anyone can be revived using cheap magic. The only real way to prove you're immortal is to shake my hand.
Dahlia
*zips behind notigor with a chainsaw and a deceptively pissed face* care to say that to my face, home wrecker?
Starwaddle
Okay. *Holds out her hand* let's shake on it. Besides, if you try to possess me, I don't really care. I have MPD.
NotIgor
@Dahlia Still worked up over that I see... It's not as though I destroyed it permanently, no... I merely gave it cause for remodeling!
Darkness
Sorry Mary, unlike your "pacifist" friend, I don't hurt others unless its self defense. Please if you are anything like a goddess please act like one, but since I see none of that please get back to your illusions.
Genm
You kids are wearing my patience thin...
Please leave before I pull out my Driver.
Bill_Cipher
*Posses Starwaddle*
BonafideMonafide04
Try me, jerk.
Dahlia
*sarcastically* Yeah... because bombing a cafe with a nuclear explosion is the PERFECT CAUSE to remodel something...
NotIgor
Non Consensual possession doesn't work here... The actual god said so
Nyx_Avatar
"Oh shit! Shits about to get real in here!"
Starwaddle
Oh, please do. I want to see what this driver can do because I'm bored. And you want me to act like a goddess? I might, if someone makes a friendship speech or something. And I don't give a fuck about possessions. I'm already possessed by a few strong beings. What's another one mean to me? And I actually did consent to it.
NotIgor
It actually is mind you. If a building is destroyed it's either rebuilt or relocated. It's perfectly logical!
BonafideMonafide04
Friendship is good.
I'm not good at speeches.
Nyx_Avatar
"My friendship speech. Frien shop is gud...alright are we all friends now?"
Dahlia
The only logic that i see is that your supposed god hates coffee... the logical way to remodel is to close up shop and re-open once remodeling is done.
Genm
Blowing up one location means nothing when you kids somehow turned a cafe into a chain of fast food restaurants.
NotIgor
I don't own it so I can't close it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
StarwaddIe
Most powerful being in the universe here. I'll strip for you in exchange for all your secrets, your worldly possessions and your SOUL!!!!!!
Dahlia
You can ask the boss if he wants to remodel if things get too out of hand... thats always a better option.
NotIgor
False. My way is good!
Genm
"Most powerful being in the universe..."
"...one of the strongest, not the strongest..."

Now you can't even keep your story straight. Stay in school kids.
Starwaddle
Wow, nice job. That sounds a lot like me when I don't give a fuck. Just don't strip. If you do, then the strongest being in the Nexus will kill you.
Dahlia
*draws a warhead with a crossed out circle on it* blowing stuff ip is never good.
Starwaddle
Also, I like how you forgot that the multiverse is a thing.
Nyx_Avatar
"Did somebody say something about some delicious souls?"
Genm
Haha, there's no such thing as the multiverse. Please Mary, you're killing me.
NotIgor
Multiverse and universe are subjective terms
I see the Multiverse as one great big Universe!
Genm
Even if there was a multiverse, and you were the strongest in whatever universe you came from, then surely you're the only being in your universe to evolve being a single celled organism.
Dahlia
Actually, there is. Several people that we know are able to come here because they exist. Heck, the whole reason you're here right now is because they exist.
Nyx_Avatar
"Only one Birb man, dawg."
NotIgor
I demand graphs and charts to explain this scientifically!
StarwaddIe
Listen, Atari, I was planning on aidding you in your Saturday morning cartoon scheams, maybe even hiring you as a little evil pet. However, for taking to me like that, i'll have to banish you to the dimension of dead memes. Hope you feel the full extent of the pain and suffering induced by Harambe getting shot. *Opens up dimensional rift next to Genm*
Starwaddle
...I like where this is going. Do it.
Dahlia
*creates a flow chart explaining that if it exists, there is another world where it does not exist, culminating in the answer "everything is possible, bitch!"*
NotIgor
Yes but if there is a world where the multiverse DOESN'T exist...
Your whole theory falls apart
Darkness
Mary you need to step into the dimmension of reality and realize that you are nothing but lies
NotIgor
Also it's SUNDAY morning cartoon schemes... sheesh you guys don't have a brain cell between you...
Dahlia
Everything is possible. If there is a world where the multiverse doesnt exist, it inevitably will by some bizzare twist of fate.
Nyx_Avatar
"We all still die eventually, ya dig?"
NotIgor
Fate shmate you're just upset I'm right
Dahlia
Or perhaps did you not think you're in denial of possibilities?
NotIgor
The same could objectively said for you
Dahlia
Listen dude... im just trying to be civil and explain that literally anything is possible. You're being an ass about it by trying to make it look like im objectively wrong when im being subjective.
NotIgor
So that does in fact make you wrong. Good day.
Dahlia
Also im not denying possibility. Im just saying its not likely. Theres a difference.
Dahlia
Bye.
Starwaddle
... could someone please help me? If not, I'm going to have to exorcise this guy out of me, and it's going to take a long time.
Nyx_Avatar
"Friendly reminder that dEaTh Is AlWaYs WaTcHiNg."
NotIgor
Death can't watch me though. I gave it a bus ride.
Nyx_Avatar
"I can't touch him, it's almost like he repels me."
NotIgor
I'm basically God. Except I smell a bit worse. Didya know god smells like blueberries?
StarwaddIe
ARE YOU SAYING I'M REPULSIVE!? *Cries and throws a tantrum*
StarwaddIe
...Heh, I love being a woman
Genm
Ah yes, that reminds me. I promised you this.
*hands NotIgor a black suitcase*
This contains a Gamer Driver and a newly developed Gashat. Go wild.
Starwaddle
I didn't say that! I just don't want you in my body forever. Look, today has been weirder than normal, and I just want to go home now, so could you please get out of me?
Nyx_Avatar
"That Ryoji guy might care but I'm way cooler than him."
Darkness
Yes, I do find you quite repulsive, glad we cleared that up.
NotIgor
Henshin!
*the driver sounds to life*
"Pain is no game! Destruction To All! Ultra Explosives!"
NotIgor
Gashatto! Mega Game! Ultra Game! What's ya name!? I'm a Kamen Rider!
*he appears in his bulky level one state. His hair color is a bright silver.
StarwaddIe
@Starwaddle (I was reffering to what @Nyx_Avatar said)
Starwaddle
Ooc: oh okay. But seriously, please get out.
StarwaddIe
Ooc: You shaked my effing hand. You asked for this.
Starwaddle
Ooc: true. But hey, I've got shit to do, wars to start, and people to fuck with or blow the fuck up, and I would rather not have bill eye the triangle guy inside of me while I do these things. Sure, he can stay in casa de my head, so long as he doesn't show up all that often.
Genm
You're testing my patience.
*pulls out Buggle Driver and Gashat*
[DANGEROUS ZOMBIE]
Henshin.
*inserts the Gashat into the Driver*
[GASHATTO! BUGGLE UP! DANGER! DANGER! (GENOCIDE!) DEATH THE CRISIS! DANGEROUS ZOMBIE]
*Dan appears in a white and black suit*
I am... Kamen Rider... Genm. Level X.
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
*Shows up level 99* Genm! I've came to stop you!