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FemJokerboi

Dr.Joker's Office: For your Psychiatric Needs

Welcome to Dr.Joker's office! PHD certified in Psychology! How can I help you?

Migrant

D-d-dear...? What is this?

FemJokerboi

Oh, heya Miggy! It's my office! I hear there's a lot of people with some things troubling them, so me being PHD certified in Psychology, I wanted to help!

HibkiKuze

*Hibki walks in* Hey, what's this?

FemJokerboi

It's my office? Need some therapy?

HibkiKuze

Yeah but it looks like you have another patient I'm gonna sit in the waiting room.

Migrant

I sure could. Say, has Maria said anything about the future?

FemJokerboi

@HibkiKuze
Thanks!

@Migrant
So.... do you need some therapy? I heard there was something troubling you...

Tatsuya

*He walks in shaking his head*
Really guys? You didn't see the sign on the door. Clearly says that this is her office. *He looks at Joker curiously* And since when do you have a PHD?

Starwaddle

*suddenly appears in a nurse outfit* sup? I know psychology too. I'm working here now.

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
She's said everything she knows

FemJokerboi

@Tatsuya
I pulled some strings, went to college early, got a PHD

@Starwaddle
Cool! How are ya Hon?

Starwaddle

I'm good. Been building a huge city. Decided to screw around.

Tatsuya

... huh, well Ms shrink I'm curious what you'll say bout me, *he chuckles* not gonna do us any good most likely but still.

Migrant

Well... I could use some help...

Honestly... I'm not sure why I'm doing this... I mean every time I intervene people seem to die, or Gamma shows up and messes everything up while saying I'm a problem who won't cooperate and am not ready to fight...

*sigh* Is it possible to make everyone happy?

Starwaddle

Nope! There's no way. But there's still the true ending. I'm sure everything will work out in the end.

Aitome_Korichi

*Aitome walks into the office with a blank stare before snapping out of it and looking around

Huh? An office? Where did i end up this time?

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Lay down on the futon, dear, and tell me all about that

HibkiKuze

Don't tell him I said it but Gamma's an ass. I've just started ignoring him. But you can make the right people happy. That's better then making everyone happy. Sorry I'm not the pro huh.

Migrant

*lays down on the Futon... *

Aitome_Korichi

*Aitome then walks up to Red Coat and whispers

Um, is this an intervention or something? I feel like I walked in on a bad note.

FemJokerboi

DOES NOBODY READ THE DAMN SIGN?

HibkiKuze

It's just hard to believe you are a therapist.

Aitome_Korichi

Um, I walked in here in a daze Heart Stealer, I have no idea why I'm here or where I am.

Migrant

... I believe you are the second best therapist in the Nexus.

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Really? Who's the first?

Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid

I'm not sure I trust that you really are certified. May I see your certificate, doctor?

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Also, I'm still waiting for that explanation

FemJokerboi

@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
I don't answer to anyone. If you don't trust me, the door is over there. I went to university

Aitome_Korichi

I.. highly doubt that...

Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid

Which university?

Starwaddle

I'm not certified at all, but I do know about psychology and shit like that. I'm completely self taught.

FemJokerboi

*Shows a PHD, legitimately, from Oxford University*
Here, happy?

Migrant

First is Philemon. And explanation... Well, like I said. I keep trying to help people and make the Nexus happier...yet people keep dying, and... I guess I'm just tired of it, and tired of being led to think it's my fault.

It's bad to be considering retirement, right?

Aitome_Korichi

That... doesn't put my mind at ease at all...

*Aitome sighs and takes a seat somewhere

Well I guess its better than nothing, I can't remember the last time you failed me so I guess its alright.

Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid

Really? Because I, a real doctor, have been sent here by a federal agency to investigate an occurence of forged Oxford certifictates. I'm afraid you're coming with me.

HibkiKuze

Hey! Leave her alone! She only wants to help.

Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid

I'm only doing my job

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Give me examples of what incidents made you feel this way. There's no need to overreact, this is a safe dpace, and i will help you

FemJokerboi

@Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
*Snaps her fingers, and he Diappears*
I hate authority

Starwaddle

Of course it is. You can't give up, not after all you've done. Look, people will die, we can't prevent that. The least we can do is lessen the damage. I'm sure that, given time, everything will work out just fine.

Migrant

Well... Most recently... Someone very important to a lot of people died.

I couldn't do anything to stop it, and now two people are in the hospital for it...

And I was told we should all just look out for ourselves... But if that were my goal, I wouldn't be trying to help people.

Aitome_Korichi

Hm, people have died? Who? I haven't been around lately.

HibkiKuze

You've probably saved my oblivious ass while I sleep the night away many times. You're doing the right thing. I swear.

Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid

*He reappears in a puff of smoke*
Nice parlor trick.

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
So, you're feeling a sense of remorse for these deaths because you were a witness to it rather than acting. Does that sound right?

Migrant

I... Guess? I mean I'd probably still hurt even if I had helped..

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Let me ask you one thing: Was it really in your control? How could any of these deaths be YOUR fault? Think about it: It could have just as easily been the killer's fault, or anyone there. Why do you believe it's your fault in particular?

Migrant

Because I... I have to keep them safe. Otherwise... Otherwise... How can the future be happy?

Aitome_Korichi

Damn he is good, you didn't lie when you said you went to university.

Starwaddle

Yeah, he's good. Of course, I know a few things he probably doesn't.

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Miggy, you and I both know that our daughter is proof that the future is happy. You need to stop bearing this burden you've placed upon yourself

Aitome_Korichi

Really now? What would that be Ster?

Oh right, Aitome, still cant believe you named your daughter after me of all people, seriously, couldn't come up with anything else?

Starwaddle

Yeah...I-wait, nevermind. *Curses at herself in her mind because she almost let it slip that she's from the future as well*

Migrant

He's, but ever since I saw her I've wanted even more to ensure it is happy... Maybe it's how little I've really seen her, or maybe it's just something that's... Subconscious to me...

Starwaddle

Oh, it would be some stuff about hypnosis, how cognition works, things like that.

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Elaborate on that. What is this subconscious feeling you have?

Migrant

Feeling? I don't really know how to... Just this feeling that I have to make everyone happy. That their happiness, and the nexus' safety, come first.

So when they die, or others break down like Lavenza or Nana... It hurts.

Aitome_Korichi

Wow, sounds like alot happened while I was gone, sorry for your loss, I wish I could have been there to help.

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Why should you care about other people's happiness? I mean, sure, helping others is essential, but how could you ensure the happiness of everyone in the Nexus?

Migrant

I... Don't know. But if not that, then... Why do I exist? Why was I made?

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
Miggy, you clearly are confused and upset with yourself after a traumatic experience. It happens. But what you should know is that what happened wasn't your fault, and it can't be changed now. You need to look forward, for your sake, as well as those who love you.... like me. Don't let the past dictate how you act. Trust me, im an example of that....

Migrant

..... You are...?

Migrant

But even if I change... My reason for being still won't be clear....

FemJokerboi

@Migrant
I am. I had my whole life ruined by Shido, but I didn't let that stop me. Besides, you have a family to love. Isn't that a purpose?

Migrant

I... Suppose it is... But we can talk that privately.

Ooc:see! Next patient!

Migrant

Sleep *

FemJokerboi

Another successful patient! Who's next?

BonafideMonafide04

*walks in* hey jokes. So I'm not in need of help, but yang has been having some traumatic flashbacks. Is it OK if I bring her in later?

Aitome_Korichi

Hey Heart Stealer, quick question, how do you control multiple personalities. It would be nice in case Tormention tries to go berzerk on me.

Starwaddle

Me next, actually. I need a bit of help.

FemJokerboi

Ok, rock paper scissors for who's next. And yes Sans, anyone in need of help is welcome

BonafideMonafide04

Uh, actually it's Bona. That seems like a compliment to me though.

Aitome_Korichi

Eh you can go first Ster, I can wait. Have fun!

*Aitome then gives Ster a smile and sits down inspecting his short sword

Starwaddle

Thanks. I promise, this won't take long.

BonafideMonafide04

Yeah star, go ahead. She is your girlfriend.

FemJokerboi

@Starwaddle
Allright, lay on the futon, and begin saying your troubles

Starwaddle

*lays on the futon* so... I'm getting called a Mary Sue...and being seen as a child, and not a goddess. I've tried being nice, and I've tried proving myself.

FemJokerboi

@Starwaddle
Ah. So correct me if I'm wrong, but you see yourself as less than what you are because of what others think. Is that right?

Starwaddle

No, it's just...well, it hurts. I've worked hard, and to see myself being made fun of or not being taken seriously...well, maybe I made a mistake becoming a goddess.

FemJokerboi

Self doubt from being made fun of? Is that it?

Starwaddle

Well, I suppose it might be. Maybe I should have never become a goddess. But I know that what I'm doing for everyone is something only I can do. It's just...I don't know what I should do.

FemJokerboi

So, mg question to you would be, how could words really affect you? You and I, OF ALL PEOPLE, should know that words have no meaning and don't affect who you are. People just belittle others and make others question themselves to hide their own insecurities

Starwaddle

I know, but... being a goddess has changed me. I haven't acted like how I normally would before I became a goddess since...you confessed to me. I've seen thing, had to make tough decisions, and now I wonder if I'm losing myself. I won't go back, but...maybe...maybe I should stop being a goddess...after the Nexus is saved, of course.

FemJokerboi

Star, becoming a goddess has made you better, not worse! You shouldn't doubt yourself! Hell, I love you just the way you are. You shouldn't change yourself because of certain responsibilities. You should take those responsibilities and use them to push yourself to improve.

Starwaddle

I know that! It's just, I don't want to be called names! Seriously, do you know how painful it is to be called a Mary Sue!? It's a fucking pain for gods to be called that! But no, I'm also called a child!? I just don't want to be called names, damnit!

FemJokerboi

*Looks Star in the eyes*
Do you think I want to be called a murderer, or a problem child? Star, they are just names. Look at people who let names get to them. Let our experience as Phatom Thieves be an example of defying labels. You and I both know that if we let names affect us, we wouldn't be here right now.

Starwaddle

Yeah...yeah! Yeah, oh yeah! You're right! Thanks for the advice, hon! I feel like I got some huge character development right there!

FemJokerboi

@Starwaddle
I'm glad I helped you see just how special and awesome you are! And hey, you using my pet name now?

Starwaddle

Maybe? Who knows? All I can say is that the future is bright for me, and I'll make t bright for everyone! I'll be taking my leave, now. Bye! *Suddenly disappears*

FemJokerboi

Well, another successful patient! Who's next?

-EliteKnight-

*Gathers from ash*
Is intense need to do anything and fear of both the past and future noteworthy to psychologists?

FemJokerboi

Indeed they are! Care to elaborate? Lay down in that futon, if you would...

-EliteKnight-

@FemJokerboi
*The Knight lays down on the futon, somehow comfortable in his armor. He begins to elaborate*
I feel....conflicted. I wish to try anything I notice other people doing.....I feel as though I have little purpose......I suppose..... little validation I suppose. As well as I've been noticing my mannerisms becoming more akin to the others, rather than the formalities of the land I come from....I feel as though the old me is fading. I am unsure of myself

FemJokerboi

Ahh, so in trying to fit in, you have lost your sense of self. Would that be correct?

-EliteKnight-

@FemJokerboi
I believe so, yes....

FemJokerboi

@-EliteKnight-
Could you give me some examples as to what customs and traditions you believe to be fading from your personal life

-EliteKnight-

@FemJokerboi
Well, my old manner of speaking was more refined.....as well as my reserved judgement and knightly mannerisms.....I feel as though im going back to being a street urchin....and it doesn't seem that bad. Yet I am conflicted because of my habit of switching....sometimes im less refined, sometimes im incredibly mannered and kempt....I am deeply worried about my habits, but I also find the lesiure......lovely

FemJokerboi

So, you feel that you are dichotomous in nature do to this new world you inhabit, and it concerns you because you don't know who you are because of it? Yet you also enjoy it?

-EliteKnight-

@FemJokerboi
Yes. I believe the problem is because.....I do not understand it, even though I like it. All humans are afraid of what they do not understand....even undead

FemJokerboi

@-EliteKnight-
An excellent point indeed. Everyone is afraid of what they can't grasp. So.... go grasp it! Learning about our culture may just be the answer to your troubles

FemJokerboi

So, is that all?

Tatsuya

*Walks into the office... more like stumbles really* Alright what the hell? I'm drunk enough ta think this is a good idea, *He tosses his arms up* les do some psychic bullshit!

FemJokerboi

*She chuckles*
Oh boy, this will be fun! So Tats, lay on the futon and tell me what ails you

Tatsuya

*He... sits down* I don't lay dammit! Too much added reaction time if something goes wrong. *He chuckles* Hmm where to start Joker? *He looks around and sighs* Well I guess Nyarly is to blame in part? Bastards's illusion didn't do anything to lower my paranoia... *He thinks for a moment* I guess the time some guy tried to kill Maya when I was 7 and I burned his eye out didn't do any favors either?

Aitome_Korichi

*Aitome is woken up from Red Coat yelling about something and takes a look around

Wow, I need to stop falling asleep in random places, at least this will be interesting! Red Coat is drunk huh?

FemJokerboi

@Tatsuya
It seems trauma looms over you like some kind of dark cloud.... How have you been affected by these experiences. I need you to elaborate

Tatsuya

Well I guess they've made me beyond paranoid. *He laughs a bit* Heh if I'm being honest with ya I just assume something's going to try and kill me all the time... *He looks down* and that if my life is going remotely well it's about to turn around any moment.

imtherealklib

*Walks into the waiting room and sits on a chair.*

FemJokerboi

@Tatsuya
So because of your experience and trauma, you assume that everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. A Murphy's Law, if you will...

Aitome_Korichi

*Aitome notices Ketob walk into the office and speaks to him

Hey! Kelob, how are you doing!

imtherealklib

*Kalib's eye twitches.*

Hello Aitome, I'm fine-ish. What brings you to the mad house?

Aitome_Korichi

Ah nothing much just wanted some advice for how to deal with multiple personalities. You okay there Calib?

Tatsuya

*He shrugs* Maybe so Joker but I'm seldom wrong, is it really a bad thing if I get proven right every dammed time?

FemJokerboi

@Tatsuya
What you need is a case of some positive thinking. I mean sure, you may think things will go bad, and in some situations, you're absolutely right. I for one, think your judgement is spot on. The point here, though, is that you just gotta try and prove yourself wrong. If things go bad, contribute to the solution!

Tatsuya

... Positive thinking? *He laughs uproariously* Oh that's a good one, "Let's think positive! " And look how that went for her, *he smiles sadly* heh nah. I'm okay with how I am... Leave being happy ta people who deserve it ya know?

imtherealklib

*He sighs.*

At least that one was closer...and no...not really...

*He looks down.*

My memories are shot. I can't remember anything from before the Nexus and every time I try, it's like something pulls the rug out from under me...

FemJokerboi

@Tatsuya
*She frowns*
Do you think you don't deserve happiness?

Tatsuya

*He shrugs before nodding* Considering everything I've fucked over the years yeah, why would I? *He smiles* Then again it's not like Maya or any of the others would think that... Heh I'm not really sure how I started thinking it, but I've been trying to stop. *He looks over to her tiredly* Kinda hard not to consider given everything though...

Arisu

*Alice finds her way inside. She'd be thinking aloud.*

It would seem a new business is always opening around here... But I didn't expect a psych to set up shop.

FemJokerboi

@Tatsuya
What you're saying is ridiculous, Tats. Everyone deserves to be happy, especially people like you. You say that you don't because you fuck everything up, but that can't be farther from the truth...
*Looks him in the eyes*
You think SHE would want you to be miserable? Do you really think she names you for anything? Because if you do, then you're delusional

imtherealklib

*Kalib looks up and notices Alice and waves at her.*

Hey Alice, what brings you here?

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
OOC: Female Akechi?

Arisu

OOC: Someone noticed who the avatar is! MISSION ABORT

Kalib? I'd be asking you the same question! Since when did you need psychiatric help?

*Presuming Aitome is still in the waiting room, she'd acknowledge him as well.*

Aitome too?

FemJokerboi

*Blames

Tatsuya

*He laughs and rubs the back his head* I know damm well she doesn't Joker... Already had this talk with Maya, doesn't really make it hurt less. Shouldn't. *He looks down and pauses* No I'm well aware Joker, thinking about what I shoulda done all that? *he shakes his head* Not going to help anybody, *he looks up to her with determination* Nah better to try and make things better now.

imtherealklib

OOC: FemAkechi is best Akechi.

*He looks at the ceiling with a solemn expression.*

Have you ever doubted who you were, Alice?

*With a sigh he looks back towards her.*

I keep having these dreams that I'm not who I think I am...and my lack of memories only reinforce these feelings...

*He looks down and speaks quietly.*

I'll be honest. I'm scared.

Arisu

*She is quite surprised, having never really seen Kalib looking this down in the dumps.*

Oh uhm... That's kind of deep. I can't say I ever doubted who I am but I guess you could say I'm not technically happy with who I am?

*She'd cover her face with her palm, feeling like an idiot as that isn't really the most positive thing to say.*

Bu-but come on, who isn't? Oh wait that isn't a nice thing to say either...

FemJokerboi

@Tatsuya
You go do that! But just so we're clear, you need to think better of yourself. You're not as bad as you make yourself out to be

imtherealklib

*He looks back up at her with a grin.*

You got a way with words you know that? And here I thought I dug myself into holes! Hahaha!

*He stops laughing after a moment, his face taking on a more serious look.*

Oh! Sorry about teasing you at the armory! You seemed like you took it to heart. And I'm not in the business of hurting people's feelings.

Tatsuya

*He smiles a bit* Geez you sound just like her... Oh well I guess she is right. *He stands up and walks out the door with his hands in his pockets*

Heh, guess it kinda is nice ta hear from someone.. a bit less biased? Eh, thanks Joker. *He waves before stepping into the waiting room*

Arisu

*She rubs the back of her head nervously. Dancing around the topic quickly.*

Oh that. Uhm, just don't worry about it. That's not even what I was mad about anyway.

*She'd look around the waiting room as if expecting to see anyone else.*

I'm guessing the shrink has a patient if you're waiting out here huh? Are they that good?

imtherealklib

*Kalib laughs.*

The sign said it was Joker's clinic. Not sure about good, but coming in might be good for a laugh....eh...eh?

*He tries not to laugh at his own bad joke.*

FemJokerboi

All right, I have time for like 1 more! And since she just walked in, how about the lady? Sorry boys, but she's new, so....

Emerson

Y'know, Kalib, there's a reason you run a GYM and DON'T do stand up comedy...

*Em is standing next to Kalib now. Somehow.*

Arisu

*She'd stare blankly for a moment. She realized it was a bad joke but since when did she ever care about that? She grins, thinking up a clever response.*

Oh so you're one of those people who think that laughter is the best medicine?

Arisu

Wait me? No honestly I'm fine! Kalib here could use the help more I think.

imtherealklib

*Kalib jumps up in a panic.*

Gah!? Em....we've discussed this dammit....

*He sighs before smiling at Alice.*

Go on kiddo! I can deal with my problem later!

*He turns back to Em.*

What's up?

Tatsuya

Fine eh? I dunno kid, nobody around here really seems fine.

Lelouch

*he somehow appears in the waiting room* huh? How did I get here?

Emerson

I dunno. Sayin' hi.
So, Joker's got an actual job now? I wonder how the pay is...

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
I'm sure there's SOMETHING you wanna discuss

imtherealklib

*Kalib laughs at Alice's response to the joke.*

You're clever, Alice! I love it! Hahaha!

Arisu

Sheesh you guys sure are adamant about it. Okay I'm coming!

*She makes her way over to the room Tatsuya just came out of and heads inside after peering through the doorway.*

FemJokerboi

@Emerson
I do it free of charge, actually! You shouldn't have to pay to be helped

Lelouch

*he scratches his head and looks around* What is this place?

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
*She bows as Alice enters*
Pleasure to make your aquaintance, my dear. The name's Joker. Who may you be?

Emerson

Fair enough, but couldn't you say the same for the armory, Doc J? It's an essential need, but it's still a normal business all the same.

Arisu

*Alice is humbled by the bow. Although polite, she's never really done a gesture of the sort until now where she bows in return.*

Alice if you'd please. So you're a psychiatrist Joker? With the degree and everything?

FemJokerboi

@Emerson
The difference is, you sell and create weapons and need certain materials and such. I'm just here to talk and help people. I don't need money for that!

DetectiveHonoka

*He enters, scribbling on his small notebook like usual*

Ah, this is the place. I need someone to talk to who won't treat my like a nutcase. I'm fine waiting for this.

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
Yes ma'am! Straight from Oxford!

Emerson

Eh, fair in some respects, but you're still giving people services. I suppose not having people pay means you can get away with slacking a bit..?

*He jokingly raises an eyebrow at Joker, with a smirk.*

Arisu

How prestigious. So what kind of experience have you had outside of school?

*Although it may come off as rude, she's already proven to be quite skeptical.*

imtherealklib

*Kalib checks a nearby clock.*

Oh. Well, I'd best be off! I gotta prep GYM. Feel free to swing by everyone!

*Kalib addresses everyone in the waiting room and leaves with a wave.*

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
Well, to be fair, I just started actually putting my degree to use....

Arisu

Fresh out of the oven then. I see... Sorry I kind of got off topic. We're here to talk about how I function or something right? I hope you don't mind if I take a seat.

*She takes a seat with or without Joker's consent.*

Anyway, have you ever had a hard time putting your faith into other people?

Emerson

*Em turns away and puts his hand up.*

Alright, I'll leave you two to your business. Take care, and don't kill each other.

*Em walks off into the... whatever's in the distance.*

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
I sense you may have some trust issues...

Arisu

OOC: Wow. Sorry I just kinda ignored your posts Em x-x

*Alice grins.*

What gave it away? I kid, but yeah you could say that I do. How can I not? As they say, "if you want a job done right then do it yourself." Am I wrong?

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
While it is true that working alone gets results, what would be a life without having people you trust? Having friends is important, not only for you mental health, but they help you in times of need. I certainly wouldn't be here without friends...

Arisu

*She crosses her arms, a little on the defensive now.*

It'd be pretty swell if I didn't need to worry about being a social butterfly. I've been alone for the last two years and I'm probably the healthiest person I know! Uhm... considering the fact that there exists at least one person who would call me their friend in return.

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
*Eyeballs her*
Has there been instances in your life that would make you not trust people?

Arisu

Oh... You could say that. Bu-but lets be honest, who hasn't had an instance like that?

*She's awfully quick to generalize the subject.*

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
Elaborate on that more. This is a safe space, you can feel free to discuss things here... or do you not trust me?

Arisu

I think we've already established that much is true. I'm sure you have, or at least will, hear this a lot but let's just say the upbringing was a little rough. I'm sure if things turned out differently I wouldn't have even... "awoken."

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
Ah, so your troubles past has influenced your thinking so that bow you believe that no one can be trusted. Let me tell you this: My past wasn't exactly roses either. Your past shouldn't dictate your future. Opening up to people is necessary. You have to trust me on that.

FemJokerboi

*Now

Arisu

*She looks away from Joker, not particularly happy.*

As if I expected you to understand. If I can't trust those people with menial tasks then why should I trust them with knowing the foundation that my life was built upon? I know I can't change the past but we can't deny that it plays a part in shaping us and its only taught me that there's no such thing as an honest-to-god human.

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
*Looks her in the eyes*
Look, I know that people tend to lie and do bad things, but there are people who are honest and true to their words. I, for one, along with people that I know. You just gotta look in the right places. There are good people out there. I know you may not believe it, but if you give it some time, I'm certain you'll meet someone you can call a friend

Arisu

It sounds more like I just need to have the right mindset and drop a couple points in IQ...

*She lets out a sigh, looking up at the ceiling now.*

Got anything else for me Joker? So far all I can say for certain is that I'm not particularly a nice girl, at least to you.

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
It's not that you're not nice, you just need to crack open that she'll of yours. Let's reschedule for another day, it's closing time right about now

FemJokerboi

*shell

Arisu

Reschedule? A-as in come back!? Do I have a choice in the matter?

*She stands up from her seat, ready to just walk out now.*

FemJokerboi

@Arisu
I can tell that deep down, you really just want to be helped. You're free to do as you wish, I'm not forcing you. I just hope that you'll decide to come back...
*She smiles*
Have a good evening!

Arisu

*Joker's reaction catches Alice off guard. Surely she should've known that she wouldn't be forced so why would that last smile catch her off like that?*

Oh... Well uhm, thank you you too.

*She hurries out of the office and out of the building.*

FemJokerboi

*She Looks after her as she exits*
That girl really is troubled.... I hope I can help her....
*She gathers her Thief coat and briefcase as she exits her office, closing the door on the way out*

-----End of Day 1------

FemJokerboi

*Joker enters her office, turning on all of the lights. She sets down her things, puts on her glasses, and sits down*
Open for business!

Aitome_Korichi

*Aitome jolts out of his seat in response to Heart Stealer and gets up

Sheesh you scared me Heart Stealer, I gotta stop sleeping in random places, anyways I guess I'm up?

HibkiKuze

*Hibki walks in* Hey, my problem can wait though.

FemJokerboi

Indeed you are! Lay on the futon and tell me your troubles

Aitome_Korichi

*Aitome gets up and lays down, scratching his head for a bit before speaking

I'll just say, it's pretty weird doing this, who knew that what I thought to be a stealer of literal hearts was going to be my psychiatric doctor. Pretty big jump.

Migrant

Hey Hibki. *Mig was wearing a nurse hat today*

FemJokerboi

@Aitome_Korichi
The world works in strange ways, doesn't it?

Aitome_Korichi

You too Black Mask? Im starting to feel like I have to be more professional now..

Aitome_Korichi

You can say that again.. at any rate I just wanted to ask a question, how would you deal with a murderous voice at the back of your head telling you to kill all of your loved ones and anyone who stands in your way with a blade made out of fire. Fairly simple question.

Migrant

Mmm, not my first pick but I can always help Joker out and do that.

Aitome_Korichi

Really? I didn't know nurses could work in a psychiatric ward, what would you do?

Migrant

Um... Ask Joker, she hired me...

Aitome_Korichi

Uh.... I have a feeling this isn't going to end well for some reason... a very bad feeling...

FemJokerboi

@Aitome_Korichi
Would you say that you have multiple personality disorder?

Aitome_Korichi

Something akin to that, you know with the whole persona fiasco, with the red eyes and hair, I'm not even sure if I can control Tormention like how you guys can control your persona.

FemJokerboi

@Aitome_Korichi
And when you're not yourself, how does it make you feel?

Aitome_Korichi

Huh? I don't feel anything, I simply get trapped inside my head as my persona does what it wants, you've seen it before right? I remember that one time behind LeBlanc, good times..

FemJokerboi

@Aitome_Korichi
So would you say you feel.... afraid when your persona takes over

Aitome_Korichi

To a certain extent yes, I don't want to see you guys get hurt after all, but more despair, I don't want it to happen again where I can't control myself for 10 years.... luckily Tormention hasn't token over to my knowledge, but just to make sure... I wanted to see what I could do.

FemJokerboi

@Aitome_Korichi
Well, let's think about this. I met Tormantion. He isn't exactly a threat. If anything, he's completely the opposite of your old persona

FemJokerboi

*Tormention

Aitome_Korichi

Really now? Guess I have nothing to worry about then, maybe I'm just being overly cautious, welp thanks! I guess ill be going then, see you around Heart Stealer!

*Aitome gets up smiles and walks out of the office, disappearing into the air

HibkiKuze

Wow, you're good. I guess I'm next huh?

HibkiKuze

Wow, you're good. I guess I'm next huh?

HibkiKuze

Wow, you're good. I guess I'm next huh?

HibkiKuze

OOC: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for a triple post.

FemJokerboi

OOC: Its ok

IC: Come in Hibki. Lay on the futon and tell me your troubles

HibkiKuze

Um, actually I was hoping for partner therapy with me and Byakko. *Byakko appears* That's not an issue is it?

FemJokerboi

Sure! We can always give it a shot! What's the problem?

HibkiKuze

Hibki: Byakko you can start.

Byakko: Hibki has been, acting differently lately, he seems nervous and upset about something but he's hiding behind this cheerful demeanor. I am a part of him I can tell.

Shiza_Salad

Hey, I could use some help. What advice do you have for demonic whispering within my head and sharing a body with a demon?

FemJokerboi

As apart of him, shouldn't you already know what he's hiding? And Hibki, it's not good in a healthy relationship to lie. Byakko wants to help you. But he can't help you if you don't open up to him

HibkiKuze

Hibki: What's it mattter? I can't do anything while stuck in the Nexus.

Byakko: I'd say but it would violate his choice to say it himself.

FemJokerboi

Hibki, look at me. That attitude will get you nowhere. Tell me whats wrong. Byakko and i are here to help you, but we can't help if you're not willing to be open about it

Shiza_Salad

Joker, that doesn't really help me in any form of the word...

HibkiKuze

There's two problems. The first one is that when I see my friends and hang out with them in this world I don't know if these are the versions of them that I know. Secondly before I came here we were getting ready to fight the creator of the universe, a being stronger than Polaris who wanted humanity dead. We had a plan for after the fight so things would be peaceful again. I go to bed to get ready for the next day, then I wake up here before the big fight.

FemJokerboi

So you feel confused because you can't tell if your friends are real?

HibkiKuze

They are real. I can see them, and I can touch them. I just don't know if their from my world or another. I'm also worried about what happened with Canopus back in my world.

FemJokerboi

I feel you, my friend. When I first got here, I didn't know if the people I saw were from my world or not too. But eventually, I still forged powerful friendships with them. It doesn't matter if they're from your world or not. You should still be friends nonetheless. It's what your friends would want, is it not?

Shiza_Salad

Eh, whatever. I won't find help from a psychiatrist. The only thing that'll help me is myself.

*Leaves slightly annoyed*

HibkiKuze

You're right. My biggest issue however is what happened in my world. Canopus, he's been trying to destroy humanity and I'm worried about what happened. I never got to finish the battle.

FemJokerboi

Elaborate on that more. What happened exactly?

HibkiKuze

OOC: sorry had to eat dinner.

IC: During the Triangulum invasion we found out after defeating all three members we were able to fight the one who truly wanted humanity destroyed. I slept the night before the battle to make sure I was ready. I never got to finish the battle though. That's when I woke up here. That's why I'm so worried about my world.

FemJokerboi

So you feel a sense of obligation because you weren't there to finish the fight. I have a question for you: would you say you feel.... guilt?

HibkiKuze

Yes. It's kind of overwhelming at this point. I just want to know if they won and managed to save our world

FemJokerboi

If you truly believe in your friends, than they should be fine. You just have to believe in them as much as try believe in you

FemJokerboi

*They

BonafideMonafide04

*walks in* Well I guess I do need help after all.

King_Frost

Hello, I think I have been infected by what is currently known as Memez, please help I feel my body mentally killing itself every day.

Dahlia

*bursts in crying* TATSUKETE, JOKA!