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Heotasy

Sky Tower

First came the shaking, nothing new, just a minor tremor in the Nexus, probably natural, or so you thought. Then came the screaming, and the flood of people running away from the direction of the beach. Certain this event was no longer natural you head outside and look in the direction where people seem to be fleeing. Sure enough you see it, a tower seeming to reach the sky, that, from the looks of it, seemed to grow out of the water. Oddly enough static is heard, with no discernible source, followed by a female voice.

"Please focus your attention to the nearest Tv or electronic device, if you don't have one, a mini tv shall be provided for you." As the voice speaks, you can see small rectangles falling from the tower and flying in different directions, one stopping in front of you and the small crowd that's gathered.

Heotasy

On the TV is a female in weird looking armor sitting upon a throne. "Hello citizens of the Nexus, my name is Heotasy, and best you learn it, for it is the name you will remember for generations." Smiling cruelly, she leans towards the camera and continues. "I have only three demands, and should you not comply, I will sick my leagues of minions upon you and definitely ruin the day. Say hi Larry." A not quite human screeching is heard and it is more annoying than anything else. "That was Larry, and he will be the ones you will all report to. Now for my demands." She grins a little more. "I want every cup of coffee, every plate of curry, and every piece of carrots in this Nexus!" She starts laughing maniacally, and frankly, the look does not suit her in the slightest.

All of a sudden the TVs go black and the laughing stops. "... Larry what happened to the video?... What do you mean you cut it?... No I wasn't done!... No don't bother we can end it there.... Well then shut the audio off to!" After that no more is heard and the Tv falls to the ground silent and you can hear what some of the crowd are, rightfully, saying.

"What in the flying fuck did I just see?"

Heotasy

(Here it is ladies and gents! A rp so stupid, they wouldn't put this on Saturday morning cartoons! Prepare for bad jokes to an almost illegal extent!)

Unit_Spectre

What is going on?!

Sam

I... have no clue.

Unit_Spectre

Then who's the chick on the throne?

Sam

Heotasy, apparently.

Kageomi

Wanting Coffee, Curry, and some carrots. Can't you just steal some from a cafe or something?

RED-chan

(nice use of IRISU HARTO)

Heotasy

(Zank you)

Unit_Spectre

*waves to Heotasy*

Hey you! YOU ARE BREAKINGNSHIBUYA PROPERTY!

Heotasy

The tv produces some static and her voice is heard again. "Please direct all complaints to the I don't care box. You have forty eight hours before I unleash my minions. Have a horrible day." The static cuts back out.

Bgammax

*Gamma continues staring at the blank screen for several minutes. After which the area seems to be growing colder as Gamma clenches his fists*

Something about them fills me with rage. When are we going to stab this "Heotasy"?

Kageomi

I'd love to too Gamma.

Bgammax

I don't think you understand. I've seen some stupid things since coming here. I kind of assumed I had seen the worst. But this shows there's a much more annoy-
*Gamma sighs and starts to walk away*

You know what? I'm just going to try to forget this is a thing. Probably won't matter soon anyways.