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Infinite Adventure
I'm starting a new type of RP/GMing thing. I'm going to GM an adventure, and it's all pretty random. Here's how it works.

1. I have nothing planned. Whatever happens, I decide on a whim. It'll be fun. I have no idea what's going to happen, and neither will you.

2. There will be no combat most likely. Combat really slows the adventure to a crawl, so I'm just going to leave it out. You don't have to worry about HP or SP or skills or whatever here.

3. This is a lore safe haven. Everything that happens here is for fun, and will have nothing to do with the main plot. On top of that, this is not some sub plot. This is just a fun "one and done." If this is fun, then I'll make another one some day, but it will have no plot connecting to this one.

4. Actions are first come first serve. For example, if someone posts "*kicks down door*" and another person posts "*picks the door's lock*" then the person who posted first will have their action happen instead of the other person. Don't think I'm ignoring your post if you posted after someone.

Alrighty then. Let's all have a good time!
Also, it's alright to join literally at anytime. Just teleport in here. I don't mind.
Oh damn, this'll be fun
Sounds good.
You find yourself in a square room. Nothing but white walls and empty space.

In the middle of the room, there is a red button and a sign with the words "ADVENTURE BUTTON"
*hits the button*
("I have nothing planned. " Oh boy, are you taking inspiration from the Danganronpa writers?)
Sam
Onwards to adventure.
*Pushes button*
The roof of the room flies off, and the white walls fall revealing the outside world.

And before you: great green grass fields, huge mushroom trees, a flowing river, and the sun in the sky radiating a pleasant warmth. It's WAY more colorful than any environment you've seen. Probably.
@RED-chan

I always take inspiration from Danganronpa, but not this time.
Wow...
Woah, this place looks awesome!
The more you inspect the area, you realize something. The vegetation is almost... gummy like. And the rivers are... brown?
Brown river?
You are in an all-you-can-eat candy land. It looks like it was ripped straight out of Willy Wonka. Everything you see before you is edible. And it tastes good too. Probably.
Sam
OOC: I was just about to make a Willy Wonka reference.
IC: I'm not hungry. Go wild you guys.
Everything is edible? I'll take a few bites out of Saitama then
*eats a bit*
Eh, is rather bot get a sugar high
*Dips finger in river and tastes*
Hm, not bad...
*looks at Pixie* Don't try it.
Saitama tastes like a mix of really cheap cup ramen and iron.
An old man comes stumbling out of the candy mushroom forest, and he shouts.

"Stop! Stop it!! What do you think you're doing? This is a beautiful place! How dare you ruin such beauty!"
Eh, could be worse.
*throws a Goho-M at the old man*
What would throwing a Goho-M do?
Make him go home. Duh.
You fool! Nature is his home!
"You think you can just throw things at me? Then how do you like this?"

He starts throwing cookies at everyone. A variety of different cookies, but they're just normal cookies. Nothing dangerous about them.
Sam
*Sam catches the cookies and throws them back at him*
"Ahh!! D-Damn you! You will pay for disrespecting nature! I swear upon my words!"

He stamps away furiously.
Sorry mister, but throwing things at each other is a polite greeting where we're from.
Weird...
That guy was weird
*Warps in*
Was goin on here?
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes the ground near you. Without a moment to react, the ground opens up and swallows everyone whole as you go plummeting deeper into the ground.

Underground is a HUGE chasm, Mines of Moria style. It's lit up with glowing crystals of different colors sticking out of all the walls. But the main source of lightning, is the giant pit of lava the party is hurdling towards.
Oh..... that's what's happening......
*warps to the wall and grabs the crystals, rock climbing style*
Sam
Lightning, huh?
*Sam controls the lightining to create a pathway.*
No avoiding it everyone falls. Mwehehehehehe
......
Sam
Curse. Foiled again.
Everyone plunges deep into the lake of bright lava. Upon opening your eyes, your brain finally registers. The lava is cold, and you can see almost perfectly well under it.
*uses Saitama as a lava surfboard to pick up everyone as they fall and bring them to safe ground*
Can't you fly Pixie?
Yeah, but the surfboard plan is cooler.
(Complete honesty, cold lava inspired by Spy Kids 3D, the best one by far)
Wow i am a surfboard!
Sam
How fun.
There looks like there's no way out of the lake you're in, but upon looking further in the lava, you can see a suspicious hole at the very very bottom of the deep lake. It's clearly big enough for a human to fit through.
*goes through*
What a Suspicious Hole. I hope there's more candy down there.
When you swim straight down through the hole, gravity reverses, you surface and climb out of the hole. Take a minute to dry off while I think of what to do next.
Ok I'm ready
Ready
Sam
Transform and troll out.
Congratulations. You're literally in hell. But cold hell. But not like too cold. 61 F or 16 C to be exact. You take a look around, and you see nothing but fire and brimstone and rivers and lakes of lava all around you.

However, in the distance, you notice a light shining different from all the others. It looks more like a silhouette.
Sam
Welcome to Scotland. Please enjoy you're stay. Please ignore the lava, we're cleaning up after the last clan war.
*appears in a flash of smoke*
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*vanishes just as suddenly*
You know what, I like your idea.

It's not actually hell, it's Scotland. It's not actually Scotland, but that's what they call themselves, so don't worry about it. Scotland really likes country cosplay, so they're currently cosplaying as hell. Again, don't worry about it.
The silhouette in the distance is looking really inviting, maybe you should go over there. But you know it's your adventure. Do what you want. That's cool.
*warps to the group and follows the figure*
CURRENT SOUNDTRACK:
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Sam
Sounds like the soundtrack of hell, so sure why not?
As you continue to stare at the silhouette, something catches your eyes. Something is flying right towards you. Flying as in launched out of a cannon or catapult, not actually flying. Just to make that clear. The flying figure is getting closer and closer.
That's the national anthem
*looks at it*
As the figure flies closer, it appears to be a girl...
It's a girl....
*makes a soft landing out of the band's bagpipes* SCOTLAND FOREVER
*Catches girl by her panties*
Hmmmm should I make her land in the bagpipes or get caught by Shinji?
L-Lewd...
L-lewd!!!
Shinji grabs onto her panties, but the speed causes them to be ripped off her legs. She crashes into the ground, but much slower and safer thanks to her panties being grabbed.

The girl, not noticing her panties are gone, stands up and introduces herself. It's literally Satania because why the Scotland not?

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Falling for me already?
*looks surprised*
*Hides panties in hammerspace*
Yo!
Sam
Behold! Bats!
She laughs.

"I am Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell! I am the greatest arch-demon to ever live. Bow before me mortals, for I am in my domain! Although... it's a lot colder. Why is it so cold?"
*blank face*
Hi McDowell!
Sam
Have you never been to Scotland, McDowell? It is this cold all year round.
*Whistling*
"Scotland? This is hell, right? Wait wait wait! We aren't in Scotland, right? Please tell me we aren't in Scotland."
I prefer Ireland myself personally~
"Saaaaame"
Sam
Yes. Ireland is better.
Also I think that
*She points to Shinji*
He stole something of yours.
I backed myself up into a creative corner.
"Pffffft. Whatever he stole probably wasn't important."
*checks phonej
"There's a plague sweeping across this country right now. It's being over run with monsters that consume the land and destroy everything in their path. We have to get out of here, and the only way to do that is that castle over there."

She points to the silhouette in the distance, and now that she's said something, it does look like a castle.
Thats awfully convenient.
Sam
Quickly people. To Edinburgh
*Jumps in Eva unit 01 and runs to the castle*
The party runs to the castle. As you run, random bombs are going off all around you. You can see giant monster in the distance being pelted with missile after missile. It's a war zone, but there's a conveniently safe path straight to the castle.
You enter the castle and find yourself in a giant throne room. The guards step forward.

"All of you, stop right there! State your business!"
*Eva 01 steps on the guard *
Sam
A criminal stole my sweet roll and ran her to Edinburgh.
That's what you get for living in a castle big enough for Eva unit 01 to stand in.
Just hanging out....
"Protect King Button!"

All the guards pull out machine funs (typo, but screw it, I can work with that) and open fire on Eva 01.

Machine funs are normal machine guns that shoot fireworks.
You look at the throne, and there is a button on the seat similar to the one that started this adventure.

Satania

"That's it! That's the way out. Hit the button."
No, you hit the button. If it's such a good button, there's no reason for you not to hit it, Satania. I want to watch the firework show anyway.
*Steps on the button*
Shinji crushed the button...
Satania

"Baka! What was that for?"

Guards

"No!!! Not the king!!! We have failed!!!"

All of the guards pull out lightsabers and seppuku.
Hey! People keep telling me to get in the robot, so I got in the robot.
*He warps up* What's going on guys?
Hey... if no one is gonna be using these lightsabers any more...

LIGHTSABERS FOR EVERYONE MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU DEAD GUARD DUDES
Sam
Edinburgh, but with light sabers.
IT'S A TRAP!!!
Wait what.
The explosions and sounds of monsters outside grows louder. Satania pipes up.

"There's one other way out of here. And I have to do it... to protect everyone."

Satania summons forth her arch demon powers, and with every last ounce of energy she has, she summons forth another button.

"Press it. Press it before you all get killed here. If you don't go now, you'll be trapped forever."

Satania collapses to the ground, and the button is there ready to be pressed.
*He presses the button*
*Steps on button*
*HELP SATAN GIRL*
After pressing the button, there's a bright flash of light. Everything goes white.
ADVENTURE END

No telling if Satania made it out of there alive. There was only a slim chance of survival, but perhaps... maybe she will rejoin the party once again some day... Pray for her. Actually don't, that probably hurts her.
Awww Hibki was too late. Rip.
OOC: it's cool, just my luck I'd show up at the end.
Sowwy
Sam
Victory.
Click to load youtube video
*Pulls panties out*
Wonder how much these will sell for.....
*Gives Shinji $400*
Gimme now.
That adventure wasn't infinite at all. I've been rused
Wow! Shinji killed Satania AND took her panties AND tries to sell them! Have some respect!

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@pixie

Infinite as in infinite possibilities mostly. But it will continue.
*Hands panties*
Thar ya be.