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Kotone Shiomi

KoTo's Finite Adventure

I have no idea where this is going.
Lets see what happens.
I will GM semi randomly, and everything will be weird.

Akamoto_Shinji

*pops in with unit 01*

Mako-chan

OH! So now you're copying me?

Mako-chan

Hold on

Satania_McDowell

D-Did someone take my panties...?

Sam

I have arrived.

Akamoto_Shinji

*points to Kotone*
She's got them.

Kotone Shiomi

*The world bursts to life, everyone is on a skyscraper rooftop in a highly busy city*

Sam

How much did her panties sell for, Shinji?
*Sam is smirking*

Akamoto_Shinji

Hm? Waddaya Talkin bout?

Satania_McDowell

*she steps to the edge of the roof and looks across the city's skyline*

I will rule this world some day. For I am the arch demon and future queen of hell, Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell! HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Kotone Shiomi

*Kotone stands by the edge of the building*
Ahh...
I have been cornered huh???

Akamoto_Shinji

*pushes them both off the roof*

Satania_McDowell

It's fine I guess... My friends steal my panties a lot, and I'm not sure why. But they'll pay some day!

Kotone Shiomi

*She grabs Shinjis arm and reversals him off the edge*
Ahah!
Close one!

Satania_McDowell

*she gets pushed off the edge and falls*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! Whyyyyyyyy?! You are so evil!!!

Akamoto_Shinji

*warps back to the roof*

Sam

Would laugh evilly but I'm not Laharl.

Satania_McDowell

*a mysterious bat lands on Shinji's head*

Akamoto_Shinji

*punts the bat*

Kotone Shiomi

It will take more than that to stop me!
Muahahaha!
*She laughs evilly*

HibkiKuze

*He warps in* What's happening?

Kotone Shiomi

*A skyscraper in the distance breaks apart into a giant mech, it starts stomping closer*

Satania_McDowell

*the bat squeaks and hits the floor transforming into Satania, there are tears in her eyes and she holds her throbbing head*

Ehhhhhhh. So mean.

Akamoto_Shinji

Punt tiny things, it's a rule of life.

Kotone Shiomi

Aha!
Its coming for us!
I can escape now!

Akamoto_Shinji

*Shinji gets in the robot*

Sam

*A lightning bolt hit's the mech. Sam whistles. innocently*

Kotone Shiomi

*The robot squashes shinji between its fingers.*
*He dies horribly and in pain*
*Nobody is saddened*
*The world is better*

Satania_McDowell

Yay! See you in hell!

Akamoto_Shinji

~~The End~~

Kotone Shiomi

*Fireworks go off in celebration*

Sam

Click to load youtube video

Nana-sama

*grabs the robots butt*

Kotone Shiomi

*The skyscraper sized mech squeaks in embarrassment*
*A lawyer is called for a sexual harassment claim.*

Satania_McDowell

A robot lawyer

Kotone Shiomi

(Its actually an android lawyer and that sort of assumption could get you a high priced fine for botism)

imtherealklib

*Appears.*

Someone needs a lawyer?

Satania_McDowell

HAHA!! Why would future queen of hell care about that?

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

*she bows to the robot*

Kotone Shiomi

*The mech bows back, accidentally destroying a large portion of the city, millions die, but they dont matter since they lack names*

Nana-sama

Hello there sexy!
*grabs Satania's hand*
I saved the lewdest for you.

Satania_McDowell

How evil.

Satania_McDowell

Eh?! Who are you to touch the future arch demon and future queen of hell, Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell?!

imtherealklib

Wow. People just died.

*Kalib jumps off the roof with a parachute. Floating towards the dead people to loot their corpses.*

Satania_McDowell

OOC: Nope. Not future arch demon. She is an arch demon. Future queen of hell. Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell.

Kotone Shiomi

*Kotone looks at Nana, then at the mech at the other side of the city*
How did she get her so quick?
How did I even see her over there?

Kotone Shiomi

Bye lawyer guy!

Nana-sama

*lewds satania, everywhere except her butt*

Kotone Shiomi

(OWO)

imtherealklib

*Looting noises. Also lewding noises. The bodies are still warm right?*

Satania_McDowell

Ah!! H-How... how dare you touch me like this... You're so... so evil...

Nana-sama

Says the arch demon.

Satania_McDowell

Wait. Yeah! I am the arch demon and future queen of hell, Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell! No one is more evil than me! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sam

We are entering fanfic territories here.

Kotone Shiomi

*The bodies are indeed stlll warm.*
*Looters start spreading throughout the city taking advantage of the chaos*

Nana-sama

*Lewds satania's soul*

Satania_McDowell

I don't even know how it's possible to lewd a soul. But my soul?!

*she blushes a lot*

I-I have to go, BYE!

*she turns into a bat and flies away*

imtherealklib

*Takes whatever he can carry, and cuts off a woman's hand.*

This feels like a picnic.

*Kalib finds an open house to live in now that millions have died.*

Kotone Shiomi

Bye bat girl!~

@imtherealklib *chew*

Kotone Shiomi

*Meanwhile the Android lawyer starts building a lawsuit against Nana.*

Nana-sama

*Lewds the Lawyer*

imtherealklib

*Kalib then uses his bowling pin nail clippers to cut his nails. He uses the woman's still bleeding hand to do this.*

I am the fucking strong.

Kotone Shiomi

*The lawyer SUES THE SHIT out of Nana*

Nana-sama

*lewds the Lawyer until he drops the case*

Kotone Shiomi

*SHE takes high offence to this and slaps Nana*

Nana-sama

*Sues the Lawyer for assault*

imtherealklib

*Kalib makes a sandwich and has the hand feed him as he sits on the porch of his new, totally not stolen, house.*

*chew*

What a beautiful duwang.

Kotone Shiomi

*The law system collapses*
*The lawyer loses her job*

Nana-sama

*laughs maniacally*

Kotone Shiomi

*The android and the mech start a support group for Nana harassed people*

Sam

I leave for 30 minutes and suddenly law suite.

Nana-sama

*Nobody goes to the support group, cuz the robot crushed them*

Kotone Shiomi

*The city burns*
*Kotone sits on the rooftop*
Well that certainly happened.