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It's time to lurn...
...yes, it is time I teach the ignorant masses. These lessons will be pounded into there minds. You will be forced to learn the true grasp of my authority.
Yo, that sounds tight, dawg!
*Presses buttons and piano keys*
oh no
We gonna get down to some killing, boi? I'm down for that, ya feel me?
oh no
oh no
*appears out of nowhere*
Awaha!
*begins singing*
I am the color black, here to teach about the color black!
Black is a color that's meaningless, it has no purpose no reason to exist!
this.... Its.... I don't even know anymore
*heelies in an attempt to escape his feelies*
I am useless and can do nothing, except for petrifying you and drowning you in darkness!
*Drowns you in darkness*
The darkness be my slice of paradise, boi.
*ceases his heelieing and instead sits down and thinks about existence*
Why are we here, in this endless, depressing void in the middle of space? Is there a meaning to this existence?
.... What?
🎵Our purpose is determined by our masters, we are just slaves to big name corporations! 🎵
The only way to end your suffering is to summit to my influence...
*Gamma turns to the void, with a look of realization upon his face*
Are you suggesting we begin the workers' revolution to reclaim what is rightfully ours?
"As thr embodiment of death, I believe this man has everyone's best interest in mind."
... I can't submit to what I don't understand.
🎵Try as you might to struggle and resist, ypu can't fight the masters that control our exsist... -ance.🎵
So what is it you suggest now, infinite void? Is the only escape the sweet release of Nyx here?
*turns in the direction of Nyx_Avatar*
I am ready my friend.
🎵No, no, that's not at all right.
The answer is clear, it's in your sights🎵
🎵The solution is to submit to Roy.
He's your master and your his toy!🎵
🎵*you're*🎵
*Gamma looks back to the void, confused*
I am sorry, I was under the impression my masters were the large faceless corporations. I aimed to avoid them as soon as Nyx here is willing to oblige me.
🎵While your perception isn't entirely odd,
Roy just owns them all, that's right, he's our God!
🎵*🎵*🎵
So Roy owns Nyx? Can I ask him to give me the sweet release of night in this case?
.... No.

*another God rejected~*
@Bgammax🎵*Eyes glow black with rage* N O O O O O *Covers the immediate area with darkness and disembodied limbs spilling blood, organs and tissue. Screams can heard but no sentient lifeform can be seen. Faint, indistinguishable mumbling can be heard. You begin to shake violently.*
*Gamma seems to be entirely unphased, although he does shake from the sort of earthquake*
So do I get to die now or what?
Gamma, you need this.

And I'm very willing to give you this.

*walks over and sucker punches him in the face*
*Gamma looks around at the horror, stunned at the blow*

You are not Nyx, this is not the sweet release of night. Why am I not dead yet?
Stop trying to die, you baka! If you die who will I be able to blame for everything!?

*a slap now*
*disappears*
"Is this the part where everyone dies?"
More lessons like this will fellow until you finnally submit to my will.
*Gamma is stunned again, now staring at Mig*
I.... I'm sorry, did you just call me an idiot? Anyways, it seems the bird man has returned.

*Gamma turns back to Nyx_Avatar*
I am ready my friend. I will not be controlled by our corporate overlords
"Death is an uncontrollable part of nature that comes for everyone in due time. In other words, I belong to no one, boi!"
No, I think you misunderstand me. I am asking you to end my existence friend. So that I will not have to live under our corporate overlords.
You fool, no one can die here, for I have made this world into a television show where we are all the protagonist and are protected with plot armor
But doesn't Plot Armor only protect me from things that I am not trying to achieve? For example, even in kids shows the ability to make a vague heroic sacrifice is possible. Thus, if I intend to die, plot armor should not be capable of saving me.
"Here, take this. The perfect tool for killing youself."

[Hands Gamma a weird looking gun.]
Your logic means nothing here. I say you can't die so you forced to live enternally through the pain... unless you submit to my will
"Jokes on you. I'm made from a concept! I was never alive to begin with!"
Alright, thank you Nyx. I take it I just shoot myself in the head and shout "PERSONA" right?
Alright
*Gamma puts the strange gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger while attempting to shout*
PUSONA
Can I state my idea of killing that yellow guy before he brainwashes us all.